BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See

Subject: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Dec 08 - 09:55 PM

I gotta post this before I forget it-- we come up with these often and then I can never remember them.

Hardi was joking how funny it is that our ECHL team's slogan is "Feel the Bite," since so many players lack teeth. I responded, The Hershey Bears (AHL in PA) oughtta be:

The Gummi Bears.


OK-- other good names for players or teams?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Beer
Date: 23 Dec 08 - 09:32 PM

I'm no good at these Susan, but i'll keep the thread running.
Beer (adrienI

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Dec 08 - 09:42 PM

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that when it comes to hockey the old sayin', "I went to a fist fight and a hockey game broke out" so how about the:

Minnesota Muggers

Trenton Thugs

Albani Assasins

New Jersey Knee Busters

Detroit Discontents

Pheonix Felons

Sacremento Sucker Punchers

Yeah, ya'll get my drift here....Ain't all that hard....

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Michael Harrison
Date: 23 Dec 08 - 11:55 PM

Well, it seems to me that the team from Hershey, PA should only be called: The Kisses. Cheers

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 12:27 AM

Another two teams to fit the theme of Bobert's post: The Calgary Hitmen of the Western Hockey League (major junior); and Woodstock Slammers, a
junior team from the Maritimes.

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 01:11 AM

Checkers Puckass plays for the Boston Moronics along with Skates Freenuts and Bobby Ohmybalz, Wayne Gratepainsky, Gordie Howthehelldidmybaggetrippedoff, Blades Cuttiscok, and Maurice, The Pocket Pooler, Rackedup. Coached by Slick Zamboni they specialize in hat tricks or getting their hats blown.......one or the other.

And for my money it makes no freakin' difference.   Anyone who'd follow hockey would eat shit and run rabbits.........present company excepted of course ...........................................sorta' .............................................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 05:45 AM

Is it really true that

...they rioted in the streets of Montreal
when they benched Rocket Richard...*

?

* From Hockey by Jane Siberry (the artist now known as Issa) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJbnpOLNqs4

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: bobad
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 07:47 AM

"Is it really true that

...they rioted in the streets of Montreal
when they benched Rocket Richard...*

Read all about it Richard Riot

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 08:06 AM

The Thorny Skates

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 10:33 AM

A new penalty for those guys that WILL not fight when "invited": Pussy Penalty (delay of game sub-rule) to be served in the Pussy Box. Sponsored by the "I'm Your New Bitch" line of gold lame' knickers.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 10:51 AM

And then there's the team that won both the Stanley Cup and the Lady Byng Trophy--The Toronto Makebelieves.

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: gnu
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:00 AM

Don't me makin fun of the Maple Laffs.

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: gnu
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:05 AM

Who knows Big Bobby Clobber? I can's seem to find any video clips of him being interviewed.

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:07 AM

Read all about it Richard Riot

Thanks for that - it's always nice to know these things!

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:31 AM

Chicago Mob

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 25 Dec 08 - 12:51 AM

The movie about him is really good.

Oh, ironic name: Tampa Bay "Lightning". Especially so far this season,
Lightning is an ironic name when describing the way they're playing.

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Dec 08 - 11:20 AM

Sincinnati Suckwads. (UHL.)

Portland PoopOuts (they blow leads).

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Ed T
Date: 25 Dec 08 - 12:29 PM

The Ice Piques

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Ed T
Date: 25 Dec 08 - 12:42 PM

The gummie bears

It pays me better to knock teeth out than put them in. quiote, Frank Moran

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Apr 09 - 11:07 PM

We really need to re-name those annual NHL awards.

Here are my suggestions....

Fart Trophy: MVSBD

Valvoline Trophy (Hardi's pick): Worst goaltender

Morris Trophy: Best-dancing defenseman

Suckey Trophy: Least-responsible (defensively) forward


And the best..... wait for it....





















































The Bada Byng Trophy: Ungentlemanly play

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Neil D
Date: 01 May 09 - 01:54 AM

The Hanson Brothers

Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: 3refs
Date: 01 May 09 - 07:38 AM

One of the Hanson boys has a son that now plays for the Leafs!(well, golf for a while)