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Subject: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 00 - 04:13 PM Not that you can ever say enough about them, but........ Remember High School? Yeah, I know its a stretch, but do you remember the first time you encountered falsies? I learned of the late model version of falsies a few minutes ago. Karen just got off the phone with her sister Karolyn. When the 'Gods of Genetics' cast their spell in Karen's family, they were probably playing for laughs. Karen is, to say the VERY least, well endowed....and I don't mean sorta'. Frankly the size causes her problems, as it does some of the other girls of the 'Cat who were on the previous threads. On the other hand.............. Her sister is extremely......well,I guess flat-chested is about all I can think of. Karen got ALL the breast genes and Karolyn got ZIP!!! Karolyn is a nice looking woman, but has always been sensitive to some degree on this subject. For instance, she found no humor in my asking if she wore a "minus A" cup. When she finds out about this thread, I am in DEEP shit. Anyway, she just told Karen she has been wearing her new WATER BRA!!! I busted a gut (so to speak) laughing. I (nor Karen, for obvious reasons) had never heard of a water bra. Its kinda like having implants without the implants. Its a gel substance much like the implant material but somehow all jiggered up in bra affair. Struck me as the 21st century version of falsies. Now before anyone kills me here for insensitivity, I realize this probably came from the need for women who have had breasts removed as a "prosthesis." But the idea of a woman simply wearing one to somehow "enhance" herself has always cracked me up. Karolyn told Karen that, "Now she actually jiggles." She also said they are very heavy. Karen's take on that was of course, "Yeah, but YOU can take them off." Anyway......... I wonder.....Do they come in different shapes? Different sizes? Another decision to make before getting dressed huh? I can just imagine the husband waiting to leave to go out to dinner: "Aw c'mon Honey....Just throw on some tits and let's get out of here." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Biskit Date: 13 May 00 - 04:25 PM Damnit Spaw! I hope I can see to write through the tears! Just throw on some tits and ......heeeeeeeeeeehhheeee GUFAW!!!!!!oh GAWD! I can't stand it!!!!!OH Geezus I guess nobodys gonna mistake me for a sensetive 90's kind of a guy now....-Biskit- |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 13 May 00 - 04:39 PM Genetics are split the same way with all the gals in our family as well. Every set of sisters has one 'with' and one 'without'. Funny thing was, we all were late bloomers, try 18-19..(had my drivers license before I'd needed a bra)..so you never knew which one you were gonna be... I've heard of the water bras, and the falsies that stick on like post-it notes, kleenex, push-ups, I can't imagine using them myself. Not so much for the look, but the inevitable disaster when something goes wrong.... Water bra: balancing paperwork in my arm and having a stray staple pierce it...Niagra Stick-on's: When have you EVER know a post-it note to stay where you put it? That and they tend to curl a bit at the edges...yeesh Kleenex: Pretty much destroys those little strolls in the rain with your love....but you could always mold out of paper mache.. Push-ups: Try reaching for anything above your head...the little suckers shoot out the bottom of the brassiere, and you are left with a juggling act that Barnum and Bailey only dream about..
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 13 May 00 - 04:41 PM Catspaw, maybe the best thing for Karolyn would be for her to hear over and over again how gorgeous she is. That she does not need no water bra because she is beautiful. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 13 May 00 - 05:27 PM Priceless, Spaw and Jen, and LilNeo, of course that is a very thoughtful and good suggestion, but it is our society which needs to change, esp. the media. I knew about them, Spaw! Some sitcom had a woman who decided to try them out, I think it was Will & Grace. She wanted to impress some guy from high school and, like Jen ahem pointed out, they can be leaky; Grace wound up with a water fountain on one side of her impressively filled tight-fitting sweater! If came down to that or implants, well, I'd go for the chancy of a stapler attack. I ahve a friend who has implants and I worry that some day they will cause problems. Oh, my niece who isn't as well-endowed as my daughters, always complains about how the "boob-fairy" forgot to stop at her house! luvakat |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: MK Date: 13 May 00 - 05:56 PM Whatever you do 'Spaw...DO NOT fondle her while wearing metal Nationals!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Richard Bridge Date: 13 May 00 - 06:10 PM Would this be as "funny" if it were about uplift underpants? I guess I have never really understood "tit-men". Yes, one notices, (and sometimes is interested) but is it really of such earth shattering importance? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Metchosin Date: 13 May 00 - 06:11 PM LOL, another not equally endowed family here, one daughter got it all, but sheesh Jenellen, what's the problem with a few leaks? When my children were babies I constantly had soggy sweater fronts and was always running around applying pressure with folded arms to staunch the flow. And Spaw it wasn't just falsies that stunned my husband in his youth, his first encounter with the real thing, came as a surprise, because he, in his youth, somehow imagined that they were hard. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 May 00 - 06:19 PM Sounds like false advertising to me.........what is a fella to do when he finds out all that isn't real? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 13 May 00 - 06:30 PM Does it all really matter in the long run? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Metchosin Date: 13 May 00 - 06:37 PM Well Sorcha, if he's a real nice guy, whether they are unreal under the skin or just unreal under the cloth of a bra he will love her any which way. Funny...... I've never had a male demand to see my pubic hair to determne if the red hair is for real. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 00 - 07:19 PM No Meebo, it doesn't.....To a lot of us, contrary to most jokes....we could care less. I haven't got a clue what attracts a man to a woman.......but when its right, you know its right and everything else is window dressing. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 13 May 00 - 07:24 PM "It's the strongest attraction in the universe Ain't nothing better, baby, ain't nothing worse Study after study, no one will understand The gravitational pull between a woman and a man..." --Chris Ledoux --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: MK Date: 13 May 00 - 07:32 PM Phermones (and, an Amex Gold Card.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 13 May 00 - 07:46 PM (Sorry for the thread drift folks...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 13 May 00 - 08:07 PM Just think of what you could do if you emptied a pair of water tits and filled them up with something else!! Man you'd be the most popular girl at the prom, sail right on by the chaperones and nurse the punchbowl. "We'll ask Karolyn back to the party I hear she's packing Tequila tonight, breast feed me baby!". Do they come with nipples, could you salt them and have a margarita while she prays you don't get brewer's droop? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 May 00 - 12:21 AM Soph, ya' got a great idea there. No two(?) ways about it. Think of all the combinations! Do some of that "mix in the mouth" stuff............. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 14 May 00 - 01:36 AM Oh Soph....ya made tea come out of my nose....What about thos slumber-party gags of putting the bra in the freezer? Jaysus, they could be lethal.... Mbo, honey-do, you'll know when it's right. You'll get that girl, slip your arm around her waist, and you'll fit like Legos...you may have been a T/A man before, but for the right one, it really doesn't matter all that much. Really, the discussion is just one of those things that helps show you are human. ~Elle |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Pixie Date: 14 May 00 - 08:25 AM You folks are a hoot!(ers?). So Mudcat is not ALL about music (unless you have your head pressed against her breast and hear the waves of water sloshing?)I am the one in my family who missed out on the boob gene pool, and I don't envy my sisters at all! I cannot tell you how much money I have saved on bras over the years (actually probably spent it on music, so haven't saved it at all)and how grateful I am to not have to worry about filling out the top of a swimsuit (don't buy them)and yes - every so often I haul a bra out of the drawer for some mis-guided reason and put the stupid thing on. Go out dancing or to a party and when I lift my arms up to wrap them around my husband's neck (he's six-two, a bit taller than I)the bleedin' bra twangs up around my neck. So I mentally kick my own arse for being vain and forgetting all the reasons why I DON'T NEED ONE! Tits up! Pixie |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: kendall Date: 14 May 00 - 08:43 AM I STILL SAY, "Any more than a mouthful is a waste." |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: MK Date: 14 May 00 - 08:44 AM Good for you Pixie. Just take all those old bras, cut them in half, and donate them to your local synagogue. They can always use more "beanies" with chin straps! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 May 00 - 03:52 PM Ah, the titty fairy giveth (during pregnancy), the titty fairy taketh away.... They're called wonder bras because when you take them off you wonder where your tits went..... I heard that as an alternative to silicone, some women were having seawater implants. Great, but what happens when the tide goes out. Or a full moon?? Love the idea of a water bra, but maybe adding something like wallpaper paste might staunch the flow a little.... still gives the jiggle (or is that juggle) but is a bit thicker.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Margo Date: 14 May 00 - 05:45 PM Advantage to water bra: warms to body temp. "Feels" natural Disadvantage: When he feels it, she doesn't!(Feel the feel, if you can grasp what I'm saying :o) ) And when she takes it off, "they" aren't there! Disappointing for him and her, no? Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 14 May 00 - 06:48 PM Wonder if they have *extenders* for men now, made of the same stuff? Probably too wobbly....**BG** |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 14 May 00 - 06:52 PM Yeah and if they're to wobbly the only thing to stiffen them up would be an ice cold shower. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 14 May 00 - 06:59 PM LMAO!!!!!Oh, you are on a roll, Sopho!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 May 00 - 07:24 PM Ya know.......Richard Bridge brought up butt extenders, I suppose that wearing such a device in a blizzard would bring a pretty literal meaning to "freezing my ass off." And the water bra would add something to the old "witches tit" thing too. And of course the "Frozen Cod" might actually freeze a guys balls off. Now if a couple were each wearing their respective equipment, sex on a hot summers day would be a nice way to cool off (as opposed to exchanging sweat). "C'mon Baby let's chill out!!!" Then again, it might lead to hypothermia. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 14 May 00 - 08:04 PM Yeah and accusations of frigidity (and rigidity) would abound..
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 14 May 00 - 09:41 PM We have things advertised on TV over here... for giving you cleavage, no matter how small you are..... they look like jelly filled bean bags and you put them into your bra so that they squeeze whatever you have got upwards and inwards...... someone being asked about having red hair... I am often asked if I have red hair "everywhere"...... and as for men...... how many of you used to go to discos / dances with a well positioned packet of polo mints (lifesavers) tucked in your pocket... although I was told that Mars bars were better because they were more lifelike with the veins.... hahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 14 May 00 - 11:12 PM Whoever told you that Mars bars were better never got hot and sweaty at a disco; brewer's droop is one thing but chocolate melt something entirely different. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 14 May 00 - 11:19 PM these were Irish discos.. it's always cold there.... hahahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 12:32 AM Well! Do You? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Margo Date: 15 May 00 - 01:18 AM Hey Kat! Did you say your post outloud? Try and say, "probably wobbly" 3x real fast! Hahaha |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 15 May 00 - 01:45 AM hahahaha |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 15 May 00 - 01:47 AM you should know spider.. you've seen me in the shower
lol slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 01:51 AM Seeing as you LADIES seem to be very UP FRONT about getting things of your chest,I was just wondering .... as a man..... do ..you ladys..LOOK? I mean with all this talk about Rolos, and MA's bars,Water jugs and wonder bras,and being that women don't seem to be too obvious,...... DO YOU LOOK? I mean It's only a short journey (however Clumsy) from eye contact to cleavage retreavel. But from eye contact to thigh contact there it quite a journey. I know this because I have, on the occasion (and only in the name of research), received that LOOK that you women give us men when you catch us out( Or catch us in) I am otherwise a gentleman,I hold car doors open for ladys (Don't Look) I let a lady climb the stairs first, lest she lose her footing (I said,DON"T LOOK) I will even gladly clean a ladys car windscreen to save her getting out of her car.(I SAID, DON'T LOOK-OOP!I LOOKED) OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! YYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeSSSSSSSSSS! Why do you women insist on wearing underwear? Nice ones though all decorated and frilly do you KNOW what we're up to? I have wandered a little here, I was asking you very honest and open(though not too open)women, Do you actually look for our courting-tackle, mar's bar, garden hose, pair of socks, cucumber or watermelon, strateglicly placed inside a pair of jeans,or am I wasting my time? I need to know your secrets Girls, You're hard to understand, God hadn't learnt to complicate, When she made the mortal man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 02:07 AM Alison you are a VERY wicked woman. AS I AM NOT super man, (even without the melon), I have no X-ray vision, therefore I do not qualify as a true observer. You WERE wearing a swiming costume, as I recall not that I was LOOKING you understand, therefore ,WHAT WOULD I KNOW? I am, as always, willing to act as an observer should I be called upon to do so. My legs are a little wobbly now, i might have a Latte. Spiner Tom |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 May 00 - 02:07 AM The best thing about jockeying gas in the old days was cleaning windshields. Personal experience also tells me that a lot of women want you to look. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 15 May 00 - 02:25 AM LOL Tom! There's a big difference between 'a' look and 'THE' look....all the frilly underthings were meant to be seen, and I have a feeling if she didn't want you to be the one to see them, you wouldn't be. I can't say as I look at a guys 'tackle'...I'm more of a hand/arm/shoulder gal. Nice shoulders and that delectible little dip at the collar bone...yowza. If the framework is there, I can deal with whatever the plumbings got going on...;) ~Elle |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 15 May 00 - 02:43 AM We don't look unless its on display... Lynford Christies running shorts being an obvious example, ( how can you NOT look?)...... I'm a hamstring person myself..... hahha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 03:33 AM So, are you saying, you're not peeky, or not sneeky? Please keep talking! This thread might feed more secrets too and fro and help bring an end to the battle of the sexes,perhaps a treaty at the least. I live in hope. But then I always do. Catspaw, did you really, LOOK? You dirty, dirty, lucky thing! JenEllen,Am I to understand that IF I wear frilly Knickers, that may give out the right message for me, please understand I am not EASY. Alison, hamstring? Why not go the whole hog? I thank you for all insights. Spider Tom
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: TerriM Date: 15 May 00 - 02:24 PM Tom, I'd pass on the frilly knickers if I were you, can't think of anything more likely to give a girl a fit of the giggles than a man in women's lingerie.Well, actually I can, but nothing I want to go into on here! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 15 May 00 - 02:37 PM Yes, we notice, but other parts lead us on, such as the hands, I love the look of a man's hands, esp. while doing something like strumming a guitar, very suggestive! My second husband once told me, after we were married, that the night he taught me to waltz he thought I was looking down *down there* the whole night when what I was really looking at were his feet, so I wouldn't step on them!!! I gather he had a rather *hard* time of it, not letting on!**BG** margo, I really tried!LOL!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 15 May 00 - 02:38 PM Tom, if you wore frilly underwear, 'easy' would not be the first thought that sprung to mind....;) I think it's basic human nature to only show what you are comfortable with, whether that be physical or spiritual, it's up to you. Personally, I know I can talk with friends in my house while in various states of undress (it gets plenty hot here) But I would die a sweltering death before I'd so much as unbutton a button while with my Nana at her garden club. Playing for the museum guild I'm liable to dress more conservatively than for just a gig at pub. But your basically gonna have to rely on the woman and her comfort levels. If she likes you, she'll lean a little closer, laugh a little lower, and show you a whole lot more. ~JenEllen |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Gary T Date: 15 May 00 - 02:59 PM A fellow asks his friend for advice on attracting the ladies' attention at the beach. His friend says "What I do is slip a potato into my swim trunks." So the fellow does that and strolls up and down the beach for a while. He goes back to his friend and says "I couldn't catch even one girl's eye. Does this trick really work for you?" The friend says "Yes, but I put it in front." |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 May 00 - 03:11 PM Gary, I don't think you were around during the times at the Mudcat Tavern when we got into the jello wrestling and thongs and such, but Big Mick stuffed a spud down his thong....Of course, being Irish, he stuffed it in the back and resembled Lassie with one caught crosswise. At last years Getaway weekend, he was presented with a spud in commemoration of this insanity. It was of course, an Irish potato. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Gary T Date: 15 May 00 - 03:23 PM Sound great, Spaw. Sorry I missed it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Kim C Date: 15 May 00 - 04:01 PM This is all too funny. I liked Liz's thing about why they call it a Wonderbra. Personally I don't like the pushup because for me, it doesn't matter how much pushup there is, I don't get any cleavage. I read in the paper the other day that the Erin Brockovich movie has made cleavage fashionable again but I guess that leaves me out! When I go to try on dresses I find most of them are made for Barbie ---- someone with a large bosom and a small seat. On one of the first dates I had with Mister, it was still summertime, and I had on a tank top. I caught him trying to sneak a peak over pizza. I called him on it, and to his credit, he didn't deny. But now, I usually have on the proper undergarments when in public, especially with things like tank tops. So I don't know what he thought he was going to see. Anyway I have not felt deprived because I did not get an abundance of bosom. There is quite enough there to give my clothes some shape; although when I do living history, the corset sort of makes it all disappear! (Corsets - that's another story and I'm not going to go there just now.) I have seen the water bra. I think it's the Anti-Christ. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dharmabum Date: 15 May 00 - 04:27 PM Well, I guess we all knew it had to come to this. There was a young lass from Deluth, Who filled her waterbra with vermouth, She thought she was witty, When she said "What a pity", "If we had olives,we could have a martitty".
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 15 May 00 - 04:38 PM Dharmabum....you can LISTEN to the voices...it's responding out loud to them in public that causes all the troubles...:) Jean D'Arc |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Jed at Work Date: 15 May 00 - 06:32 PM Great thread! How did I miss this? I guess I've been too busy, but this has been worth the time it took to read through. Thanks for the humor.
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 15 May 00 - 06:57 PM LOL, oh LOL, oh dear, Dharmabum that is pushing UP, right? No, I do not LOOK down, just gauge the fingers......seems to be a correlation there. And you guys could always get Medieval, and wear codpieces! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: bbelle Date: 15 May 00 - 10:22 PM I have managed to stay out of these breast threads but now I'm going to add $2.00 worth ... Breasts ... thems that have 'em complain about 'em; thems that don't have 'em want 'em. I've got enough to satisfy ... and they hold my blouses up nicely. My right breast fits into the curve of my guitar perfectly. The left one balances out the right one. I'm short, not vertically challenged ... short, and on every occasion that I've worn a low cut dress, I find men talking to my breasts as if they have a life of their own. After a while, I generally just stop talking and watch their heads slowly lift with, usually, a sheepish look on their faces. Sure women "look!" We just don't go around describing a man's anatomy with cupped hands bobbin g up and down. Well, anyway, I don't. I must admit to liking a man with a nice tushi ... and that's all to which I will admit ... moonchild
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: kendall Date: 15 May 00 - 10:32 PM OK ladies, I've tried to stay out of this..tell me, I have no trouble making a D chord on the guitar with the little finger on the first string in the 5th fret. What do you make of that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 May 00 - 10:38 PM I ain't one of the ladies Kendall, but in my opinion.......not much. I mean, like your Willie's a skinny little thing or what? Now if you could lick your eyebrows.........well then you'd be on to something. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 15 May 00 - 11:07 PM Kendall & Catspaw, you guys are disgusting |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Amos Date: 15 May 00 - 11:37 PM Or do that 5th fret with your thumb in a D chord.... that would be very meaningful, indeed. BTW, kendall -- what size is your nose? I understand that some women use that as a figure of merit. :>) You guys just crack me up.! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: annamill Date: 16 May 00 - 12:19 AM There was a young lady from NICES (??) who had breasts of two different sizes. One was small and nothing at all The other was large and won prizes. Isn't that false advertizing? What do you do when it comes down to reality and there you are? I've considered breast emplants and I'd still consider it if I could lose 40m lbs. Right now they'd be a hinderance. Spider, you're turning me on and I'm engaged!! To be married that is! 'Spaw, bad boy, bad boy. Whatchu gonna do when the come for you!! ....probably enjoy every moment! Love, annap (whosverysorrytohavebeenawaysolong)
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 16 May 00 - 12:35 AM Thanks for all the womens secret stuff, It would appear my wearing frilly knickers is a turn off, well you live and learn. That would explain why many women get a funny look on their faces when I say I would like to get into their pants, they must all wear frilly ones. Sorca, You suggested wearing a cod piece? A problem there. I went to the fish shop and they had run out of cod,the only thing they could offer me was tuna. I have worn this twice now, the first time, the only female response I could get was to watch them tilt the nose in the air, spin an the heels and walk away. The second time, I couldn't even get close to a woman though it did make getting a seat on the bus easier than usual. I would suggest, Sorcha that you may have a fish fetish, A FETISH, which is evidently not shared by most women I encounter. I will carry a tin of sardines with me in case we meet, At the least, we could do lunch. Spider Tom |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 16 May 00 - 12:45 AM Spider, honey, I would suggest you talk to her about this, a tuna is not a cod..........or a cod did not start out as a tuna, anyway. Nor is a dolphin a dolphin-fish/mahi-mahi.........seems to me that "cods" were the ultimate in false advertising. And no matter what size ya are, ya sing good! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 16 May 00 - 12:57 AM I tell ya' though Spides, the cod and the tuna sre mistakes......I don't think I'd use a triggerfish either. I have had good success with Blowfish though.......Worth a try if you're into that. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 16 May 00 - 01:03 AM You girls can be rude and misleading, but I am learning to trust so I will try the cod, peace be with you. And though I can only send my greetings on a thread...You're LOVELY Spider Tom |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 16 May 00 - 01:21 AM Blowfish--Lol, oh dear, must stop laughing, hurts, oh spaw, not.....oh dear. Can't type....oh dear..get abreast of things, here, OK, Sorch, oh dear. That is is for tonight, going to bed. Will dream of tuna fish, and blow fish.......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 16 May 00 - 01:58 AM What about them little puffer fish? You could adjust inflation as need be.....;) And thanks Tom, you have been lovely as well. ~JenEllen |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: keltcgrasshoppper Date: 16 May 00 - 07:31 AM When the Wonder Bra first came out our daughter said.. Wonder Bra hell "I need a miracle bra.." I know I have probably spelled that wrong.. but its only 7:30 and I haven't had my coffee and I just tried to read this whole thread so I wouldn't get in trouble.. KGH |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: kendall Date: 16 May 00 - 08:15 AM I agree that Spaw is disgusting, but, what did I say? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: TerriM Date: 16 May 00 - 01:54 PM Actually, guys, most women are happy with very little, thats why we mostly end up with men! But for preference,a man who can breathe through his ears and lie like a trooper when asked 'Does my bum look big in this?'would score top marks with me! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 16 May 00 - 02:33 PM I can hold my breath for a very, very long time, does that satisfy TerriM? And rest assured the size of a lover's bum is entirely subjective and evaluation of same is directly related to the amount and character of loving provided to one's deceiver, oops, perceiver.
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 16 May 00 - 02:55 PM Troll once told me that the response he uses to "Does this make my bum look too big" is "Honey, you know I never get tired of looking at your ass." Now there's a man with a plan. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: kendall Date: 16 May 00 - 03:12 PM My ex was always agonizing over the size of her caboose, and, she would always ask if this or that made it look bigger. Got tired of hearing it, and, one day she put on a nice blue skirt, turned round and round and asked if it made her look like a Mack truck. I said "Oh, no, dear, Mack trucks are always red." I sure do miss her... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: GUEST,Joseph (from the shadows) Date: 16 May 00 - 03:25 PM Just wanted to speak out from the shadows... You folks are great. I stumbled in here randomly looking for lyrics and such (I sing trad songs). 'Til now I'd never posted. Very much the feeling of an extended family. I've needed the sort of smile this thread brought today. Smile. Thought I say something. - Joseph |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 16 May 00 - 03:49 PM Glad you did Joseph......Post anytime you like. Glad to have you around and enjoying the music and the fun too. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: GUEST,Noticula Date: 16 May 00 - 06:35 PM Oh, please spider, you just might try a kilt regimental, that always got a good look. And in the past I remember a few kiltchecks that I had fun with. That reminds me of a lad who forgot what he was wearing (tho I am not so sure) and siting in a chair as if he had trousers. sitting below him was a bit of a treat (wink, and giggle). Keep up the delving into our mysteries and you will find we have more than you think. Thanks for the laughs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 16 May 00 - 06:47 PM Very funny Kendall I have come to the conclusion that it really doesn't matter what topic we bring up about boobs. People just love them. It is almost comforting to post on this thread and be amongst the bosom thoughts. Nestled in the nurturing feeling that breast seem to naturally offer. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 16 May 00 - 08:21 PM Reassurance is right, Neo. How many of those "does this make my --look---" conversations can be avoided by letting her know she's faboo? If you tell her every so often, she'll never need to ask...;) ~Elle BTW: Telling her she's got an ass like a farm implement probably won't get you anywhere but court.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 16 May 00 - 10:17 PM Little Neo Amen to the nuturing and to the bosom thoughts. But I cant help wondering about a size 44D wonder bra filled with Vodka Martinis to Port and Manhattans to starboard. A little nuturing and nuzzling wouldn't be bad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 May 00 - 12:19 AM When my son was really little, my ex used to fool him into thinking I had regular and chocolate milk. He also taught him, in private, when about a year old, to grab one of "mommy's boobs" and say "ooga" and then the other and say "beep beep." The day he did that at my workplace, while I was pushing him around in a shopping cart was the day THAT game stopped! But...we did have a good laugh about it over the years. It's not the equipment, fellas, as much as what goes on between yer ears! Nice to see some new posters on her, too! katlaughingfersure |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Margo Date: 17 May 00 - 12:44 AM I can understand why guys like breasts so much. When I was nursing, it was always so cozy and sweet. I even have a picture of myself nursing both kids at once! And even when the kids got weaned, they still like to nuzzle in the warmth and softness of my chest. My husband really likes them too :o) By the way, whenever I complain about being fat, Jack always replies with a very surprised expression, "You are?" It never fails to make me smile and lighten up (Hahahaha, lighten up). Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Escamillo Date: 17 May 00 - 12:48 AM Thanks Anita Ekberg, Jayne MaMansfield, Gina Lollobrigida, Sophia Loren, for having made the fantasies of our childhood or puberty grow up healthy ! Un abrazo - Andrés (Got to go to BlockBuster and rent Fellini's AMARCORD..) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Escamillo Date: 17 May 00 - 12:55 AM And thanks to that lady (in her 30s when I was 10) who was so well endowed and so generous, to let me know "how they feel" for the first time, once in a terrace of the house she was working in. Was she guilty for depravation ? WHY?? Since then I was a happy and healthy boy ! :))) Un abrazo - Andrés |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 May 00 - 12:57 AM Nice to see some new posters on her, too! Oops! On HERE!! Hmmm, 'spose it was Freudian slip?**BG**
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: GUEST,Jef Date: 17 May 00 - 09:05 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: GUEST,Jef Date: 17 May 00 - 09:10 AM Waoooo!!! So it is possible and permitted to be keen on folk music and big boobz!!!? How lovely! So, Give us more about tits and jigs, boobs and reels, hornpipes and nipples, ballads and breasts!!! Yours Jef |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 17 May 00 - 09:40 AM You women have been very fourthcoming? In your chat about secret womens stuff, so I thought I would share a little story about a bus driver by the name of Stan. Stan used to work at the airport, as I did also at the time. Now stan wasn't the most goodlooking or lively of fellows but he had a claim to fame. He had a large.... you know... I don't have to say it to I? Best not, but... you know... what. Anyway, as is often the case when a man has large assets, he seems compelled to let as many people into his little secret as is possible, so Stan made it common practice to drop his willy (there I've said it...Embarrasing!)out, as often as he could so as to make it known that he had a whopper. It was not uncommon for Stan to walk into the lunch room and try to push his trudgeon into an unsuspecting ear, mush to the annoyance of anyone present. And this little ritual he had made his own, as boys will be boys, and boy! he was Big. Now all was well and good as It were, when Stan was young as he had no trouble in erecting his monument of masculinity,..... but nature lays in wait.... a mans ego to deflate. We all noticed a change had come over Stan, he had grown quiet, he would sit in the corner sipping tea, and we noticed it had been some time since his todger had made an appearance at the lunch table. No one was eager to broach the subject, you understand, I for one didn't miss being poked in the eye when I turned to see what was rustling near my ear. So things went on as they do, us males don't usually talk tackle, you understand. Eventually, Stan broke down, and confided with a couple of the more sensitive and understanding of out team. I remember the time, oh how we laughed. It appeared that when Stan would get EXCITED (you know...The term at the time was "crack a fat") He would faint! He was told that the rush of blood from his brain to his groin was causing this problem. This reaked havoc with his love life, as it appeared he would rather sleep than throw the leg. Like most people with a problem he seemed to come to terms with it. Now I believe a little good comes out of everything, and once the rest of the crew heard of his plight,they certainly became more content with their (little) lot. BLOODFLOW from the brain? I can pump it up, and scarcely drop an eyelid,sympathy never was a male strongpoint. These were the days pre viagra,but I expect even that wouldn't have helped, he COULD get it UP, but it got him DOWN. Poor fellow...Stan. You notice that the male always talks of ANOTHER male...funny that. Life does have its ups and downs. Spider Tom
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 May 00 - 09:42 AM Do any of you watch "The Operation" on TLC? Last night it was "Breast Reduction." Just a sec.....I'll be right back.............................Sorry, had to go hurl chunk again. I've been nauseated ever since we watched that sucker last night. Karen is really considering it and we watched.....Now she's a histotech and deals with breast biopsies, timors, removal, etc. all the time and I have, over the years, come to be fascinated and not in the least bothered by discussions over meals about her work......."Hey..We had a 4 pound uterus today." or "We had a tumor the size of a cantalope."......This has become pretty standard dinner conversation and it ceased to bother me years ago as she went into the details of "getting the gangrenous leg out of the freezer and preparing it for the paths....." And I've had a few surgeries myself lately and watched "The Operation" with some interest. But this thing last night was completely gross! Using the hot knife and hacking out great gobs of fatty tissue..................oy......................Reminded me of watching whales in a flensing shed........... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Homeless Date: 17 May 00 - 11:19 AM Spaw - My sympathies. I think I saw the same operation a few years ago. With the same effect. Intellectually, it was fascinating, emotionally it was revolting. And I come from the same background - my mom worked ER when I was a kid and dinner conversation often revolved around whatever the EMTs brought in after scraping it up off the street. But I don't care to ever see that operation again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: bbelle Date: 17 May 00 - 02:26 PM Whatever the size ... natural is best. I dated a man a few years ago who wore a toupee. I wouldn't have cared about the toupee, except that he didn't tell me, and in running my fingers through his hair, got my hand caught and pulled damn thing off. It destroyed the mood. Now, wouldn't it have been much better if he had told me he wore and toupee? Much the same feeling, I would imagine, when a man starts probing and happens on Kleenex or silicone pads. There's not much a bosomy woman can do except be natural! ... moonchild (who's measuring the straps of all her bras to be sure both are on the same level) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 17 May 00 - 02:44 PM Whenever I think I need to do some chest exercises, instead of going to the gym I just raise the straps on my bra. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: bbelle Date: 17 May 00 - 02:53 PM Yes ... but it's hell thinking of excuses for the two black eyes ... moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 17 May 00 - 03:41 PM There is nothing more luscious and sensual than the feminine form, "...her breasts like two ripe pomegranates." Like Jimmy Carter(our former US President), you've got me "lusting in my heart", boys and girls. embarrased, Fortunato |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: kendall Date: 17 May 00 - 05:02 PM I just cant help it. I'm a sucker for boobs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: BeauDangles Date: 17 May 00 - 05:38 PM Hey, we could tie this thread to the one about the Million Moms March...or, should that be the Two Million Mams March?!?! BTW, what is the difference between a sewing maching and a woman jogging? A sewing maching only has ONE bobbin! HarHar! BeauD |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 17 May 00 - 08:43 PM Here is something that I have just been sent in an email Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There is no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." so there you go... guys aren't staring... they are getting their exercise..... we're helping them keep fit..
slainte alison
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 17 May 00 - 08:59 PM There you go Alison, Thank for the medical research Information, my life is worth extending and therefore I will endeavour to practice the looking thing daily. You can't argue with good research. I have always had a suspicion about perving being life extending. Sometimes, I can just feel the extension happening. I hope this helps to reinforce the research, I will have a little practice soon and often. I thank you, I can always use a good excuse. Spider Tom |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Bill D Date: 17 May 00 - 09:20 PM alison says to add this link to the research |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Bill D Date: 17 May 00 - 09:42 PM gee, I didn't look too closely before I posted that..you all be careful around the kids,,,gets a bit explicit in some links....but cute in places |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 17 May 00 - 09:45 PM I get my exercise by filing metal and throwing pots 10 hours a day! Don't have time for the other stuff. Not that I'd WANT to... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 17 May 00 - 09:48 PM Bill - you're a lying git!!!! hahahaha still I'm sure you only had everyone's good health in mind!! slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 May 00 - 09:52 PM Well Meebo will be suitably occupied for hours at that site Bill....you dirty ol' man. The lad will be smothered in info...so to speak. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 17 May 00 - 11:20 PM Oh my goodness, I am glad the majority aren't playing guitars or banjos. You would have a hell of a job finding the instruments. Although some of them could surround a bass very well. hmmmmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 18 May 00 - 09:25 AM Nice to see so many dirty old men getting there exercise...So does size matter to you guys or is it a question of shape? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 18 May 00 - 09:27 AM You know, my life must be pretty pathetic when the first thing I do in my day is check out the boob and sexy threads. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 18 May 00 - 11:08 AM Well, that is a little scary, 'phyte, but you're in such good company here! And it's fun. I'm checking it out, as well, you see. Remember Gulliver's Travels and the description of Gulliver's encounter with the enormous and quite nude woman? in Brobdinag (spelling?) hilarious, yours Fortunato |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Homeless Date: 18 May 00 - 12:02 PM Sophocleese - It's more than just size, or even shape. There's color, proportions, body integrity, responsiveness, etc. I once put together a 3 page chart for rating the lovely things - over 35 different criterion. Tho I've been told that most guys don't go that far AND I've been accused of being a "Titty Connoisseur" (her words, not mine) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Cap't Bob Date: 18 May 00 - 02:07 PM MEDICAL QUESTION ** Can too much exercise harm the heart? Cap't Bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 18 May 00 - 02:16 PM Lil Neo - your checking of the threads proves that you have a normal healthy appetite for the pervese subjects on the Mudcat. It also proves your not a dried up, decrepit old hag with old timers disease that cant even remember what its about. Sophoclese - actually the size could be nice, but there is a case of too much, (in my book) Color doesn't matter (especially when I close my eyes) Shapes are all fine and an enhancement to the overall package, But the one thing that really matters is the warmth of the heart beneath. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 18 May 00 - 02:22 PM Homeless, Will you share your chart? I am waiting breathlessly (size enhanced) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 18 May 00 - 04:12 PM Sinsull, don't you mean you are waiting breastlessly? Homeless, how about you share that chart of yours with all of us. It sounds kind of interesting. I would like to compare your rating scale to my Bum Chart. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Homeless Date: 18 May 00 - 04:24 PM Neo - I don't know - it would make for a rather lengthy post. I PM'ed it to SINSULL, and can do the same for you if you like. Tho if enough people show interest, I suppose I could be persuaded to post it on the thread. I just hate seeing threads cluttered up with long bits of silliness. If anyone else wants to see it, PM me, and this evening I'll either post it here, or PM it to people depending on interest level. Sailor Dan - keep in mind that "size" is not synonymous with "big." And I agree that there is a "too big." I also agree wholeheartedly about the warthm of the heart outweighing the appearance of the those which hide it, but, I've seen many more breasts than women I've ever had the opportunity to know well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 18 May 00 - 05:33 PM Homeless while I applaud your decision not to clutter up serious threads with long bits of silliness, I'm not entirely sure how it applies in this instance. I'm interested in your list, can't help wondering where I'd score on it, could you PM it to me if you don't want to post it publicly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 19 May 00 - 12:20 PM Homeless, I just had a few minutes to go over your chart. Not enough time, as you know. This will require at least two hours of measuring, weighing, estimating, etc.
Please tell me this was the basis for your Doctoral Thesis and not something thrown together on a whim. No one (with the exception possibly of a gynecologist) should spend this much time contemplating breasts. One more concern: Are you male or female? And can I share this with my therapist? SS Never breastless, not even at birth. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: annamill Date: 19 May 00 - 12:41 PM I've decided on my next enterprise when and if I ever get this frustrating video store open. I'm going to open a breast-gazing gym. Men would come in and have a variety of boobs to gaze at. I would charge $10.00 per 10 minutes and they wouldn't have to sign a contract. Just come in, pay, choose a pair out of the many pictures in the catolog and go into one of our offices and sit and gaze to their hearts content. So, what do you think? Would it fly? Love, annap
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 19 May 00 - 12:51 PM Annap, I think it rates right up there with my idea for a combined Laundromat and Brothel. Back in the sigle days when I used to frequent laundromats, I always thought that it was a good idea. I mean, what else is there to do? I never sould get into the "Suds and Tan" idea, but a cathouse.......or a singles bar concept would have been right satisfying. But then again, I can't figure out a lot of these "combined" businesses anyway. Down the road there is a "Drive-Thru Carryout" joint that advertizes tanning? What is that? You drive through and tan the left arm? "I'll be back and swap sides next week." ..........completely bizarre. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Bert Date: 19 May 00 - 12:59 PM Annap, REAL - YES, picture -NO. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: annamill Date: 19 May 00 - 01:12 PM Of course, Bert! The catalog would just show what was available. **BG** I wonder how I would go about recruiting employees? I would have to be very creative. LADIES!! Now you can finally cash in on your natural endowments! $10.00 and hour to just sit! CALL NOW 555-1010 all sizes needed
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 19 May 00 - 01:22 PM Any more than a mouth full is a waste anyway.. Just my own opinion Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 19 May 00 - 01:26 PM Annap. Just open it by a big Naval base and you will be rich in no time. (carefull you dont get killed in the rush though) Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Micca Date: 19 May 00 - 02:10 PM Dave, shouldn't that be just north of a Navel base? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 19 May 00 - 02:18 PM Dave; Everything above a BIG mouthful and a healthy handful or double handful might be wasted, I think. I will have to sit back and contemplate if the over abundance is wasted??? Hmmmmmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 19 May 00 - 02:57 PM Well if you guys can be tasteless I guess I can too. My English pal and I used to rate the buxomity of passing lovelies using a system of measurement as follows: 1 BSR (British Standard Handful) = the amount of breast that will completely fill a derby hat. Therefore ratings of this sort were heard: "Ah, now there's a proper 2.5 BSR". "Yes, quite possibly 2.7! (If she played her cards right she could have me.)" |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 19 May 00 - 03:12 PM Whoops, make that Bowler hat, sorry! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Homeless Date: 19 May 00 - 04:07 PM Sinsull - male. Feel free to share. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 19 May 00 - 04:42 PM Thank You.
An appropriate "Word For The Day": In Jonathan Swift's 1726 satire "Gulliver's Travels," the fanciful country of Brobdingnag was inhabited by people twelve times the size of ordinary humans. Writing in Smithsonian magazine, Robert Hendrickson used "Brobdingnagian" to fine effect when describing someone blowing bubblegum: "The bubble rose, rose higher. It was a big, beautiful bubble, a Brobdingnagian bubble, a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bubble."
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 19 May 00 - 05:54 PM Geez, annap when I figure that one out you're charging the guys $10.00/minute but paying the women $10.00/hour. At that rate I'd be stopping the guys outside your place and offering them twenty minutes of watching for $10.00 and make three times what I'd get working for you. There was a big fuss a couple of years ago when it was thought that hordes of women would begin to go topless at Ontario beaches and in Ontario parks. Furious letters were written to the editor imploring our local council to ban bare breasts. I can understand that strippers and their managers would be worried about the free competition but I wonder about the people who kept saying it was for the sake of the children that we have to keep breasts hidden. As far as my kids are concerned they'd be more of a menace to the bare breast than the bare breast would be to them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 19 May 00 - 08:59 PM Were they going to ban bare MALE breasts too? Never has made sense to Kate and I that the guys can go around without shirts, but we gals aren't supposed too!! At least ours have a function, and most kids have seen them before they are very many hours old! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 19 May 00 - 09:10 PM You are more than welcome to do so, Sorcha! But on base (Camp Lejuene) men cannot go barechested, or wear just plain white undershirts either. Well, except at the beach! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 19 May 00 - 09:38 PM Well, I don't agree with the "anything over a mouthful is wasted." I think it depends on what you do with them...decoratively or physically!*BG* How would you guys feel if one us said, "Anything over 8 inches is just a waste? Or, if you're going for mouthfuls, make it maybe 4-5"?!! Fair's fair, eh?**BG** Here's something from an old editorial of mine, seems relevant here: Every springtime, I get an incredible urge to either hoot and whistle at the men and their naked upper "bods", or yell at them to put their shirts back on! This is followed up by the urge to join them in letting loose my bosom to the pure air and Rocky Mountain sunshine; walk around my yard, tend my flowers and pull my weeds with no thought of offending the neighbors or being hauled off to jail for indecent exposure. How is that a women's life-giving breasts are indecent, while men's aren't life-giving or indecent? luvyakat!
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 19 May 00 - 09:54 PM Men crash cars and kill people when staring at lovely girls, dont make it worse.LOL. Yours, Aye. Dave (who once ran a boat aground because of naked women grabbing his attention) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 19 May 00 - 11:14 PM Dave please clarify last statement. You ran a boat aground while you had women grabbing Dave at attention while nekkid.. How come you were wasting your time running a boat???? Hmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 19 May 00 - 11:29 PM And why blame it on the wimmin!?**BG** |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 20 May 00 - 12:04 AM Aye, well it was more than just my attention they wus grabbing but thats another tale I'll never tell ye mates!!! LOL, Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Margo Date: 20 May 00 - 12:05 AM Grabbing your attention; very cute, Dave the AM. I have just one thing to say: WHAT ON EARTH HAVE I STARTED??? I haven't gotten a pic of myself playing banjo yet, but I did get my fifth string capo installed. Complicates things. :>) Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JennieG Date: 20 May 00 - 02:31 AM Well Dave I have heard many euphemisms for the male tackle - but ATTENTION? That's a new one on me!!! JennieG |