Naughty kids' greatest hits II

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: bassen
Date: 20 Feb 99 - 04:47 PM

Being the man from Norway I guess I'm obliged to contribute to this thread... As no one has contributed the version I remember, I give you the following in the interests of the record being absolutely complete:

Hitler had only one left ball
Goering had two but very small
Himmler had something similar
And poor ol' Goebbels, had no balls at all

We also sang:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
he is driving 'round the corner in a polka dotted Ford
one hand is on the throttle
and the other on a bottle
of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
Glory glory halleluja
teacher hit me with a ruler
I hit him on the bean
with a rotten tangerine
there's no more school for me

But the earliest naughty song I can remember was a ditty that we recited as we pointed to appropriate body parts

"milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made".

It was 1954, I was five and I thought God would strike me dead...

bassen

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: northfolk/al cholger
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 10:16 PM

An infamous school teacher from northern michigan was known to regale the late night barroom crowds with a parody of Colonel Bogies March:

Hitler, he only had one ball, Hitler....

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: Susan of DT
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 08:03 PM

Gee Kat, we said that about Tarzan and Marilyn Monroe...

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 06:30 PM

Don't think this was ever in song version, but did anyone ever hear what we thought was a joke, in 4/5th grade, about Roy Rogers and Dale Evans?

They get naked. Looking at his chest, she says, "Roy, what nice "grass" you have!"
Roy,looking at her chest, "What nice "babies" you have!"
Dale, "Can my babies play in your grass?"
Roy, "If my car can park in your garage!"

We thought we were so naughty!

kat

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:57 PM

How about"Whistle while you work/Hitler is a jerk/Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn'T work"

or(to the tune of Smoke Gets in your Eyes)"they asked me how I knew/rabbit shit was blue/everybody said/you're out of your head/rabbit shit is red"

or even(tune of Whoopie-tie-yi-yippie-yippie-yee) "Last time I seen her/She was sittin in the grass/Countin the freckles on a cowboys a$$/Gonna tie my p*ck*r to a tree,to a tree/gonna tie my p*ck*r to a tree"

then there was(tune of If You're Happy and You Know it) "There's a skeeter on my p*t*r, knock it off/There's a skeeter on my p*t*r ,knock it off/There's a dozen on my cousin,I can hear them bastards buzzin/There's a skeeter on my p*t*r knock it off"..ok,so I hung with a bad crowd!

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: Bert
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:41 PM

My Dad used to sing this when he was a kid. This is all that has survived.

Tune: Men of Harlech

I'm the man who comes from Scotland
Shootin peas up a nanny goat's bottom.

I'm the man who comes from Norway
Shooting peas up a nanny goat's doorway.

Bert.

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: Joe Offer
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:09 PM

This thread is a continuation of a real classic, Naughty kids'greatest hits. That thread got to 114 messages, big enough to crash the computers of some poor Mudcatteers. Please post new messages here.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: Bert
Date: 07 Oct 97 - 08:50 AM

Jerry,

That's FOLK music for you.

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: Jerry Friedman
Date: 06 Oct 97 - 09:33 PM

Thanks for the words to the "mosquito" song, Rechal!

Bert, I looked up "Yaw, Yaw, Yaw", and saw the steeple and the people, and... How shall I put this? I'd thought "Barnacle Bill" was about as low as you could go (except for the people who recite versions of dirty limericks that don't scan), but "Yaw, Yaw, Yaw" may be a new nadir of quality.

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: Bert
Date: 06 Oct 97 - 11:14 AM

Which reminds me....

Little fly upon the wall
Ain't you got no clothes at all?
Blimey! Ain't it cold?

Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: JMike
Date: 06 Oct 97 - 09:46 AM

We also had:

Spider, spider on the wall, Ain't you got no brains at all? Get off the wall, it's just been plastered- Off the wall you silly spider.

For some reason it stuck in my mind to the point where I would always chuckle when (years later) I heard "off the wall" in any other context. (Much to the chagrin of my politically active - and rather humorless about it - acquaintances.)

Subject: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 05 Oct 97 - 08:42 PM

We used to declaim:

A noble fish, the bass
It swims among the grass and leaves
And falls upon its hands and knees.

Take it, y'all

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