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Help: How can i make a deal with the devil?
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Subject: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST,Rod Valve Date: 11 Jan 02 - 11:54 AM |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST Date: 11 Jan 02 - 11:59 AM You can't. The devil doesn't exist. Sorry. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Peg Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:04 PM I was thinking maybe this was a thread about a song with this title... please tell me this person doesn't really want to make a pact with Satan. Why would he assume anyone here would know anything about this?
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: JenEllen Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:04 PM Existenstial quandries aside, what would make you think that a devil would want to make a deal with you? |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Midchuck Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:07 PM Finally, someone asks a question to which "Go to Hell!" is the correct answer, and not merely gratuitous abuse. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Midchuck Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:09 PM Finally, someone asks a question to which "Go to Hell!" is the correct answer, and not merely gratuitous abuse. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Midchuck Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:09 PM Finally, someone asks a question to which "Go to Hell!" is the correct answer, and not merely gratuitous abuse. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Jim Krause Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:21 PM Maybe Guest wants to follow in the footsteps of Robert Johnson. I think there are better ways, existential questions aside. Like Practice, Practice, Practice. Jim |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: DougR Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:25 PM Perhaps you already have! DougR |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Murray MacLeod Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:32 PM Going to the crossroads at midnight is the usual method. Murray |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Grab Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:44 PM Do you work for Microsoft? The US Government (bonus points if your agency is unlisted)? Local UK Government (bonus points if your agency involves planning permissions)? Traffic warden? Lawyer? If so, why are you asking us....? Graham. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Jan 02 - 12:53 PM Well, I believe the usual price is your immortal soul...at least that's what I've heard. How you go about setting up the meeting, I am not sure... Why not just make a deal with Conrad Black instead? - LH |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Cappuccino Date: 11 Jan 02 - 01:57 PM Involves a signature in blood, as I recall, and I gather there are no re-negotiation clauses. There was a wonderful short story by.... oh, hell, American sci-fi writer.... yes, Bradbury, I think, on the subject. I think the general procedure was that you just generally shout your offer aloud to the wind, and he hears and visits you. Speaking purely personally, I find that the same method works rather better with the other side, thank you very much! - ian B |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Fortunato Date: 11 Jan 02 - 01:59 PM INTERVIEWER: Are you the famous 'Doctor Faustus', the infamous German necromancer and astrologer who sold his soul to the Devil in exhange for knowledge and power? FAUST: I am Dokor Faust. INTERVIEWER: Then is it true that you sold your soul to the Devil? FAUST: No it is not. I am merely a humble scientist doing private research. INTERVIEWER: Then how do you explain the fact that you are still alive after some 5 or 6 hundred years? FAUST: Good genes? INTERVIEWER: Is this your wife? (A buxom you woman in flimy dress, apparent age 19) FAUST: She is an old friend of the family. INTERVIEWER: Has anyone ever told you look exactly like Dick Clark? FAUST: Yes. Next question. INTERVIEWER: That's all the time we have, I really must be going. FAUST: Just out of curiosity, what is your blood type? |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Amos Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:07 PM LOL, Fortun!! A |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Mrrzy Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:08 PM Until I realized the thread was started by a Guest, I was going to answer exactly what DougR did! |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Bert Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:09 PM I'm making a deal with Rick (he says he can improve my guitar playing), is that the same thing *GRIN* |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:10 PM Then there was the dyslexic devil-worshipper. He sold his soul to Santa! Baada-bing-bada-boom! Seamus |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Kim C Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:13 PM I would ask Dick Clark or Chuck Berry. Or Jerry Lee Lewis. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST,ta2 Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:25 PM go to the crossroads.......................the M1 and the M6 would suffice |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:32 PM Old Nick is now known as "Sir Devil." (Conrad Black moves to England so he can accept title from Lizzie). Canada has lost one devil, but there are plenty more. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Steve Latimer Date: 11 Jan 02 - 03:43 PM You could start by watching the Bruce McDonald Rock & Roll movie "Highway 61". I'm sure you can pick up some tips there. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: gnu Date: 11 Jan 02 - 04:27 PM Send all your money to me and I'll put in a bad word for you. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 11 Jan 02 - 06:42 PM Come to London, Ontario (Canada). The devil may be there. According to the pastor of the Missionary Church of Christ, one of his parishioners may have been possessed by the Devil. The pastor, Guillermo Fabian, said that at a service, the 19-year old was confused, mixing up English and Spanish and talking very strange. His parents tied him in a chair and denied him food and water. He died. According to today's Calgary Herald, the parents have been charged with murder. Apparently the pastor won't be charged. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Tweed Date: 11 Jan 02 - 06:50 PM Donate a dollar to re-elect the President;~) |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 11 Jan 02 - 07:32 PM Bush ain't the Devil. He's just brain-dead. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: toadfrog Date: 11 Jan 02 - 08:03 PM You must first have Faith. The rest follows easily. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: 53 Date: 12 Jan 02 - 12:23 AM TRADE HIM A GOLD FIDDLE, HE'LL LIKE THAT. bob |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 12 Jan 02 - 01:01 AM Read the Johnson thread on this site, I have followed the same path; and its value in this world has been most successful. All the necessary details lie within Max's detailing within the thread. Seek and ye shall find. Bon Apetite! Sincerely,
Caveate Empter - study the other side THOROUGHLy - for you do not want to go gentle into that good night. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: DougR Date: 12 Jan 02 - 01:10 AM Damn, Garg, you had me going for a spell there. I kept scrolling up and down until I realized you were talking about the Robert Johnson thread! Okay, it's late and I had a Senior moment. Anyway, I'm gonna read it because you suggested it. However, I think Guest started this thread because he/she had nothing else to do anyway. DougR |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: gnu Date: 12 Jan 02 - 07:36 AM Chant her name three times.... wait, that's Beetlegeuse. I think you begin by wanting something for free. Perhaps you are in her debt already ! |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Mr Red Date: 12 Jan 02 - 10:11 AM Who says I don't exist? the deal is......... it'll cost ya....... the deal is ........... lets go someplace private and .... bring your chequebook. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Bat Goddess Date: 12 Jan 02 - 10:58 AM Crossroads at midnight . . . or, as I was told in the late '60s by someone who was with someone who at least thought about trying, you seek "Mary Worth" in a mirror. (Does that count as a "friend of the cousin of my boss's ex-wife's uncle's barber's car guy who read it on the internet"?) Linn |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST,Green Eyes Date: 12 Jan 02 - 11:24 AM If you have an deal in your head already, the deal is done. Cause she knows all and is ready to retrieve. Before you know it, you got what you want. And she will let you know that she exists. When the time is near, you'll realize that you've already made the deal (you suddenly notice little simple things most of the time beginning with extreem coincidence)...and there is no turning back I think...Just let it come over you....but don't think about it. "Everybody got to hold on hope" -guided by voices
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST Date: 13 Jan 02 - 10:07 AM You are DEFINETELY asking in the wrong place, Rod Valve....try a Rock & Roll site........*g* |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST,vince Date: 13 Jan 02 - 01:01 PM If you're in England - vote conservative!! |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: SDShad Date: 13 Jan 02 - 01:54 PM Marry MacLeod's right--crossroads is the place. Make sure it's Legba you meet, though--accept no substitutes. You might end up making a deal with Santa instead of Satan, and then where would you be? Shad |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Mr Red Date: 13 Jan 02 - 02:24 PM Bat Goddess SDShad Crossroads is old hat......... all them BMW drivers!! Think they own the road. I OWN THEM! Sooner than they think!!! |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Muskrat Date: 14 Jan 02 - 02:53 AM You could always sign up with AOL |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: English Jon Date: 14 Jan 02 - 12:02 PM Well we all know what happened to Benny from crossroads... Be warned. I exchanged my immortal soul (and £50) for a hit record. Still waiting for the big-time. I'm starting to think that bloke on Deptford market wasn't really the Devil at all... EJ |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: The Walrus at work Date: 14 Jan 02 - 01:30 PM First you really have to believe you have an immortal soul to trade, then you must assess its value, after all, if you don't think it's worth anything, "the other party to the deal" won't either and that should kipper the deal. By the bye, if you are looking for a cross-roads, make sure it's one with a "hanging tree" (preferably one used by suicides) it all adds to the atmosphere (and if anyone offers you fern seeds.....).
Walrus |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST,does it really matter who it is from Date: 14 Jan 02 - 02:36 PM hey here is a new idea ! just be a rotten person! do not fear god, do not read the bible, break all the commendments! THERE U GO ONE YOUR WAY TO MAKING A ETERNAL DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ! JERK! |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: M.Ted Date: 15 Jan 02 - 01:16 PM This was a trick question--the real one should be, "How can I avoid making a deal with the Devil?" The answer is, "You can't." |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Mr Red Date: 15 Jan 02 - 01:17 PM Nah - need something a bit more er....... well eternal actually. Masochist need not apply. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: GUEST,ghost Date: 15 Jan 02 - 05:04 PM Go to the tool menu, click on it, then double click "deals with" from the drop down box, then right click on "devil" and select contracts. Read over all the fine print carefully. *Tip (Use the font tool to increase text size if necessary.) When finished, click on the "I agree" button at the bottom of the screen and you're as good as toast. Say hi to RJ for me when you get there. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Steve in Idaho Date: 15 Jan 02 - 05:34 PM I really liked the one about sending me some money and I'll put in a bad word for you. My computer took a nose dive and it is expensive replacing it so I could use the money. And I've broken all of the Ten Commandments - does this mean ...... Oh poop - Steve |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: SharonA Date: 15 Jan 02 - 05:58 PM SDShad (re: making a deal with Santa): Hmmm.... I'd never thought about it, but since both Santa and Satan are dressed in red, one might confuse the two of them... LOL! I suppose that selling your soul to Santa means you'll be spending eternity in his workshop, freezing at the North Pole, making toys without end, surrounded by annoying little elves, listening to piped-in Christmas music all year every year... kinda sounds like hell to me! |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Burke Date: 15 Jan 02 - 06:06 PM ghost, I love the click thru contract. If there isn't one somewhere on the Internet, there really ought to be. One could read how others have done it. Faust & RJ have come up. There's always Jabez Stone as well. |
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Burke Date: 15 Jan 02 - 06:14 PM Here ya go
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Subject: RE: Help: How can i make a deal with the devil? From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 15 Jan 02 - 06:26 PM The Bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling, for you but not for me. SharonA's hell reminded me of this old war song. At least I don't think old sweat shop Santa would shoot you! |
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