BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition

Subject: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Bert
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:57 PM

By the time we get it it will probably be called

Harry Potter get his Old Age Pension.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 02:42 AM

As the characters are getting older as are the readers then maybe there will be an 'adult' theme ;-)

Harry Potter and the Via Gara Wand?

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 09:50 AM

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewater?

Harry Potter and the Hot Blood Princess?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Delight?

Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone?

Harry Potter and the Loud Alarm Clock?

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 09:59 AM

Harry Potter and the Failed NEWT.

Harry Potter and the Veela Virgin.

Harry Potter - Minister of Magic.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 10:30 AM

Harry Potter and the Amieurus natalis

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Wesley S
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 11:01 AM

Harry Potter and the Pacemaker that Must Not Be Named

Harry Potter and the Walker of Doom

Harry Potter and his You Know Who.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 11:06 AM

Harry Potter in the Ward of Dispair

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Pied Piper
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 11:08 AM

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Wesley S
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 11:20 AM

Harry Potter and the Prostate of Pain

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 11:23 AM

Harry Potter and the AutoBiography of Great Length

Harry Potter and the Divorce Papers

Harry Potter and the child Support Payments

Harry Potter and the Licensing Issue

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: HuwG
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 02:28 PM

Harry Potter and the Recovered Memory Trauma Counsellor ?

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 03:25 PM

Harry Potter and the Depends Dependants.

Harry Potter and the...ah...well, shoot!

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Amergin
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 03:52 PM

Harry Potter and the Escaped Geriatrics

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 05:22 PM

It got announced yesterday in the paper, and I instantly forgot it!

I like the idea of HP & the Ferrets of Doom.... with Draco reprising his role as a ferret.

LTS


I think I need to stop thinking about ferrets so much.....

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Bert
Date: 01 Jul 04 - 06:38 PM

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ovaltine

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 04:15 AM

Something to do with the mixwd blood prince, Liz.

How about HP and the erm, erm, whatsit. You know!

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 04:31 AM

Harry Potter and the Top Up Fees
Harry Potter and the Student Loan

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Flash Company
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 04:52 AM

How about 'Harry Potter and The Grim Reaper' ?

FC

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 06:24 AM

If he reaches my age it could be:

Harry Potter and the free floo powder pass.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 09:48 AM

Harry Potter and the Shotgun Wedding?

or, truly frightening:

Harry Potter and the Root Canal.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST,lurker
Date: 02 Jul 04 - 03:44 PM

Harry Potter and the End of a Franchise
Harry Potter and the Cliffhanger
Harry Potter and the Annoyingly Ambiguous Finale

...the lurker

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Bo Vandenberg
Date: 03 Jul 04 - 04:14 AM

Harrry Potter, Thanks for the Cash

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Penny S.
Date: 03 Jul 04 - 04:11 PM

Harry Potter and the Bitter End

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: jonm
Date: 04 Jul 04 - 03:50 AM

Given the way the films are lagging behind the books:

Harry Potter and the Oldest Teenagers Since Happy Days?

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Big Jim from Jackson
Date: 05 Jul 04 - 07:11 PM

Harry Potter and the Monster Zit

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: fogie
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:02 AM

and his sister Hagrid!

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Firecat
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 12:21 PM

Bearing in mind the prophecy mentioned at the end of Order Of The Phoenix, I think it'll be Harry Potter and The Final Battle.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 10:48 AM

Harry Potter and the Last Train to Hogwash!

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Nerd
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:01 PM

Harry Potter and the Coed Naked Quidditch Match

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Bo Vandenberg
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:01 AM

The scary thing is she could call it anything, write virtually anything and it would be a best seller. My hats off to her that she proves writing can still be such a lucrative profession.

In spite of my last comment, I really have enjoyed her books and don't begrudge her anything of what I've spent on her stories so far.

Sigurd

Harry Potter and the Dark Arts.

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 09:28 AM

Hermione Granger and the Two Twits. (That's very carefully spelled.)

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: mooman
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 09:45 AM

Harry Potter and the Suspended Service to Hogwarts

Harry Potter and the Dental Prosthesis

Harry Potter and the Proctologist's Probe

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Viagra

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:30 PM

Harry Potter and the goblet of Dentures

Harry Potter and the gall stone

Harry Potter and the Prinsoner of The Old folks home

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST,Strick
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 05:44 PM

Harry Potter and the 1500 Page Children's Book

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 05:34 PM

Harry Potter and the Billionaire Children's Book Author

Harry Potter and the End of an Era

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: Cluin
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 11:06 PM

Harry Potter and The Burning Sensation

(in which Harry spends an inordinate amount of time at Madame Rosmurta's, to his later regret)

Subject: RE: BS: Harry Potter Book VII, Title competition
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 05:02 PM

"Harry Potter and the Hamsters of Hull"