Does size really matter?

Subject: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Tiny
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:26 AM

The male organ, i.e.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:28 AM

Not really a music thread this unless of course you play tunes on yours. If you are really concerned about your problem then get therapy.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:32 AM

Wrong section??

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Nemesis
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 05:11 AM

Just looking this up in my illustrated encyclopedia... erm, lots of diagrams and cross-sections of swells and knobs ... can't see "male" organ ....

.....could that be the "Swell organ" or "great organ" or "choir organ" lost in translation maybe?

Ah! Vis size question .. there's a "Tuning slide to vary length of pipe when tuning" but in fact, briefly it all seems to be about controlling air intake - thus output - by stops and knobs, and slides, grooves, flues, pipes, toe-pistons etc...

So, it's not the size of your organ that counts, it's what you do with it ie., being able to do 4 things simultaneously.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 05:14 AM

Yes!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 06:05 AM

Wen I was in the R A F one of my mates was quite concerned about this
problem , and a group of us spent about an hout convincing that size did NOT matter , He went away quite happy and remained so up to the moment his wall paper fell off the wall .

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 06:29 AM

LOL Leadfingers. I take it he'd tried to put the paper up straight on new plaster.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:10 PM

NO!! Though there are extremes of course......

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Dani
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 06:18 PM

Ask Bert!

Dani

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM

Mostly only to other men I think.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM

Lots of women are that way about their beasts.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 08:00 PM

Silly people!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:22 PM

Their beasts, Ellenpoly???? That's shocking and disturbing! I had no idea that sort of thing was common in Australia.

My answer to the thread question: No. Unless it is simply too large. That could be a problem in a few cases, but not many.

Sex is mostly mentally and emotionally driven...and the physical parts work just fine when the mental and emotional parts are healthy and positive.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:26 PM

I'll take an r please, Vanna. Then I'll see Dr Feud.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Bert
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:53 PM

Thanks for remembering my song Dani!!!

--------------------------------------------

Here Tiz.

Size Doesn't Matter

When I was a kid, we went for ice cream
My sister had vanilla and I had a raspberry ripple, rocky road chocolate fudge sundae dream
I looked at hers and I started crying
When I saw that her ice cream was bigger than mine

But Ma said, Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter, Size Doesn't Matter
It's the flavor you see
Size Doesn't Matter Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter well it matters to me


When I went to school I tried hard to please
My sister got A's while I got mostly D's
I took my report home for Mother to see
I remembered the ice cream and what she said to me

So I said …. I tried hard you see

I started courting when I was sixteen
The girl next door was the girl of my dreams
But she got real mad and she called me a louse
When she caught me staring real hard at her blouse

She said…. If you really love me

I got a job I worked hard every day
Thinking I'd see an increase in my pay
Though every pay check I got was so small
My boss said don't worry, don't worry at all

Because…. And I'll make you VP.

The girl next door was the love of my life
She finally consented that she'd be my wife
How well I remember the night we were wed
As she raised her left eyebrow as I climbed into bed

She said… it's how you use it you see


Copyright Bert Hansell, 1996

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,musicman
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 09:59 PM

Size does matter in a male organ.

How do you know it's a male organ?

It is like a regular organ?

It is just like a regular organ except it comes with a remote...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:15 PM

Saint Mark's Episcopal Catherdral about ten blocks up the street from where I live has a Flentrop, and it is humongous!!

Clicky!!

I don't know if it's male or female.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:17 PM

Geez Paul...wish I had known about that remote...LOL

LL

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:36 PM

To address the thread title, in the event it was a serious question:

Maybe. You are the way you are, and that's that. If the matter of size IS an issue at this point in you life, why? The uterus can expand AND contract to accommodate various physiological differences in male size.

All men at one time or other wonder about their size, their shape, their 'capabilities', their 'measuring up to other men'. That is natural and normal. If you really need to know where you fit in the scheme of things, the following site will give you some idea. However, it doesn't give you the whole picture.

www.the-confident-penis.com/penis-size.html

Something that tends to be omitted in cold reports of 'dong' size is the human take on it. Women--real women, meaning those who can love and be loved--will be the first to tell you that when they are in love with a man, they are in love with character, attitude, demeanor, carriage, comportment, humour, intellect, kindness, consideration, etc. Any woman who is in love with 12" dongs will spend much of her life in pastures where horses graze. There are men who are huge. That's fact. There are men who are relatively small. That's a fact. However, the uterus is capable of contraction as well as expansion. Hell, it was built to give birth. I don't imagine too many guys are as large as a new-born baby carried to full term.

If your question is a serious one, I am quite confident you will hear the 'voices' of many women here who could explain what they look for in a man. Most of them will NOT be telling you 12". Hey, if that comes with you, it's bonus time. But that isn't the reality for most women OR men. Love has to mean more than that. And please know that you are normal to wonder and question. But, it's not normal to worry about it too much.

The following site is a hoot. Puts a few things in perspective for humans. Give it a read.

www.dribbleglass.com/articles/animal-kingdom.htm

The answer to your question is yes and no. It won't to the woman who is crazy in love with you any more than her physiology will matter to you if you return that love. I think you may see the other side of things at some point when the woman YOU love asks if her breast size matters to you, and when you get asked that question, and it may happen, what will your answer be to that? Or when she asks if she's pretty or attractive or intelligent. Hell, you love her, so breast size won't matter and you will honestly say no. Your answer to the rest will be a bloody great yes. You'll learn to work around the 'problems', and at some date in the not-too-distant future, you'll realize that you spent time worrying about something that the gal you fell in love with and who fell in love with you wasn't worried about at all.

Bruce M

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:54 PM

The bigger the amp, the more noise...

But then, empty vessels make more noise too...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: mg
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 11:01 PM

great answer Brucie..except it doesn't go in the uterus.... mg

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 11:42 PM

It's not the size of the ship,
But the motion of the ocean.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:41 AM

Ouch!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:48 AM

Thanks, Mary. Thinking babies. VAGINA.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:24 AM

Brucie, Mary Garvey and Robin beat me to it. You were way too far up there in your anatomy lecture. Ouch! indeed!

The brain is a sex organ, perhaps the most important one in this discussion.

And Don, if you look carefully you'll note that those pipes have lots of slits. Perhaps that helps you make up your mind about the gender of this organ?

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:29 AM

Thank you too, SRS. Note post of 22 Aug 04-1:48 AM.

SORRYYYYYYY.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:32 AM

SRS:

Wasn't meant to be a lecture. More a talk about stuff. Sorry it came across to you in that manner. I hope the initial poster doesn't see it that way. That's who it was meant for.

BM

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:03 AM

Whoops! I did mean breasts, you silly Little Hawk....but I'm confused...do you think I live in Australia, or that I must have moved there to follow my particular fascination with "beasts"?

Sorry Aussie friends, just kidding. I'm living in London, where the beasts run wild in the streets. I have one on my lap, but she doesn't worry about her breasts anymore than I do.

I agree, by the by, with everything the sensible people on this thread are saying...(Brucie??? Sensible??? And where IS that goat Esmeralda in all of this??)

..xx..e

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:03 AM

Stilly...Yes many slits but look at them pipes!!! Male I reckon.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:02 AM

Very Phallic! Nearly Phall over laughing...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:05 AM

Brucie, we're yanking your chain! It was a funny mistake!

I searched the images online but wasn't able to find any close-ups of the pipes to give a female spin on the organ--and obviously word-play didn't work either. Rather than engage in a complex Polemic, I'll concede the pipe organ appears to be more staff than distaff. :)

SRS

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 12:17 PM

Yeah, I thought you were in Oz for some reason, Ellenpoly. So it's London, England? Okay.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:49 PM

SRS,

I was laughing about it later. In my head I knew I wanted the 'baby' thing in there, and I knew the expansion/contraction of the vagina had to be included. However, to reach the uterus, we are definitely talkin' world record.

To inject a note of dismay--because I've been serious long enough and it's making me nervous--people shrink as they get older. You guys, don't dwell on this fact any longer than you have to.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM

Oh No, I'm 56 now...when does it start Brucie? Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 02:53 PM

I'm 56 also. It's started.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Deckman
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:05 PM

This thread reminds me of the story of the new boyfriend and new girlfriend that go to bed for the first time. She looks at his member and says, "Just who do you expect to please with that tiny thing?" He looks at her and says, "ME!" Cheers, Bob

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Deckman
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:09 PM

"... I know, I know, I'm BAD," said Bob as he looked for his raincoat and headed out the door!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:09 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 04:17 PM

Does size matter????? Yer flippin right it matters!!! And I am HUGE. My dog seen me one time in a state of arowsal and flippin freaked! He would not come back in th e house for 3 days. I figger this has been a big help to me and made me so poupular with girls in this town that there aint many left that I have not made a try for, eh?

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:12 PM

Your dog obviously spread the news but dogs are not exactly what I would have in mind...Still whatever turns you on. You are certainly getting many "girl"dogs according to your post.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Josh
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:51 PM

As a young person, of twenty no less, this really bugged me for ages during my teens and I fell behind step of others. Which actually did more damage cos I didn't get the practice and early experiences they had. If you know what to do, and how to please a women, ur already there really. Size doesn't matter at all. If you can get her...happy... several times over, every night, then ur sorted. Practice Practice Practice!!!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:55 PM

Well you know now Josh...and enjoy!!!! I love women to love what I do....It's a man thing...except that some men prefer to give a "Wham Bang, thank you Ma'am". Use your skills to please and you will be pleased.....need I say more??
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Rabbi-Sol
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:08 PM

If any of you men are too well endowed, I have a good friend who is a Mohel. He will give you a cut rate price for his services. Although the pay scale in his profession is small, the tips are often rather large. If any of you don't understand what I am saying, brucie will be glad to explain. SOL ZELLER

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:12 PM

LOL! Thanks Rebbe, it was worth it to come back to this post just to read yours!


..xx..e

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:12 PM

Size, like most things, matters to some people, one way or another. I have seen more than one advertisement in search of men with small penises.

ObSongs (TTTO "Pop Goes the Weasel"):

Long and thin goes too far in
And doesn't please the ladies.
Short and thick will do the trick
And bring out proper babies.
Our Mary did it once --
Once was once too many.
Wasn't she a silly dunce?
Did it for a penny.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 01:51 AM

'But doctor, it IS erect!'

Ladies response to a flasher 'Mmm just like a penis only much smaller'

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
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Date: 23 Aug 04 - 03:49 AM

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Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 06:18 AM

Hmmmm, no more posts....

They must all be busy writing and slicing, or gone out for ice...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 07:31 AM

size does not matter - both male and female organs adjust to fit each other when aroused. sex should be fun n relaxing - practising sex without penetration for a while enhances the ability to understand how eveything works and to use it better.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 12:39 PM

A........mazing!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 12:52 PM

are you being ironic there LH? - sorry, but these are things i didnt know many years ago - someone will benefit (hence the thread!)

fred

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Rabbi-Sol
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 02:11 PM

Remember the saying of the wise old man.
      
               It's not how long you make it
               It's how you make it long

                                              SOL ZELLER

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 02:35 PM

Who cares if you're only going to give her the tip anyways?

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 03:32 PM

Waitresses tell me the tips are pretty good.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 04:07 PM

        Doctor comes out of his examining room chuckling.
        His nurse says, "What's so funny?"
        Doctor says, "You've got to see this. The patient I have in there has the smallest penis I've ever seen on a grown man. Not only that, he has the word "little" tattooed on it."
        "What?" says the nurse. "You're kidding!"
         "No," says the doctor, still snickering. "Go take a look."
        The nurse says, "I'll go in and put a couple of new prescription pads on your desk, rummage around a bit, and see if I can get a peek at it."
        She's in there for quite a while, and for several minutes the doctor hears some pretty wild vocalizations. When she finally comes out, she looking a bit disheveled, but she smiling broadly.
         "You didn't see all of the tattoo," she says. "It reads, 'Little Rock, Arkansas International Stud-Muffin's Essential Appendage Competition, Grand Champion, 1998."

Respectfully submitted,

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 07:26 PM

What did the leper say to the hooker?

"Keep the tip."




Sorry, I HAD to post it.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 08:06 PM

Freda, what was the name of that Sydney guy - I had a book about his life years ago - who preached in the Domain about that very thing, and who was persecuted and locked in in mental institutions? Victorian Times era, or 1920's, I think.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:02 PM

Robin, that theory has been around for a while. I think I remember first reading about it, in my high school years, in a section of one of David Reuben's books (the Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask series).

SRS

We've had a flamer on the sex topics at Mudcat this week. Let's hope she's gone out for a cigarette.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Once Famous
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:16 PM

large clits are truly wonderful.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:52 AM

No, this was a real live Aussie who espoused many of the beliefs that Freda mentioned. The book was a small run private publication believe - a copy may be in the National Library - I seem to remember acquiring it in the mid 1970's.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:13 AM

large clits Martin. What about making a rhyme if you can find something that rhymes with clits. Go on really think hard!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Cretinous Yahoo
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:02 AM

In spite of what some women say (those who don't want to hurt your feelings) size does count.

A couple got married, and on their wedding night, she said "You have such a small organ."

He replied, "I didn't expect to be playing it in a cathedral."

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Once Famous
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:35 PM

Georgiansilver

You make a rhyme about large clits if you are so enamored with the possibility of one.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Nemesis
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 01:08 PM

One of our local MPs is immortalised(?) in the remembrances of one lady he (allegedly) embraced as being "like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out"

Size does matter then!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:29 PM

No, it's still what you do with it. After all, if you make love like a wardrobe, the key isn't going to make much pleasure is it?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Joe_F
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:17 PM

Q. Of which of Shakespeare's plays are these the nonstandard abbreviations?

1. Dry
2. Wet
3. 3"
4. 6"
5. 9"

A.

1. Twelfth Night
2. A Midsummer Night's Dream
3. Much Ado about Nothing
4. As You Like It
5. The Taming of the Shrew

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 07:24 PM

I thought "Bottom" came into the Midsummer Nights Dream somewhere.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: TS
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 08:09 PM

well kids.....one of my bandmates seems to think size matters, and also thinks his size wasn't enough. We all know that the most decorated of Christmas trees are the smallest...sooooo...of went my bandmate afew mnths ago and decided to get FOUR barbell piercings along the bottem of his manhood. He said it hurt like a living sin to get in, but now atleast 4 women /night want to see it. atleast one of them wants to do more then just see it. So, if size does matter, and its not on your side, decorations also matter...apparently. I am happy to report I have no need for said decorations..haha....Slainte!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:07 PM

If Bottom came into the Midsummer Nights Dream, I must have missed it, who was she?

Ooops... wrong thread...

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Mike Rotch
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 07:52 AM

Having a bigger organ doesn't hurt, but the quality of sex is much more important than quantity. Some men think that having big penises make them more manly and better lovers. The truth is that these men lack self-esteem and their self-worth is placed into their penises.

If women feel comfortable with who you are, they will overlook penis size. If you are able to stimulate her with your personality, you need to do the same with your penis.

For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite. Whether it is 4, 6, or 8 inches, if used properly, it can satisfy her and give her an evening of passion and lust. The idea is to stay focused on the situation. Don't let your penis take over the night. Let your mind do it.

BTW, the average penis size is 5.5 inches. Breathing a sigh of relief?

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Grateful Ted
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:11 AM

Mine's huge so I don't care!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Wolfgang
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:37 AM

the average penis size is 5.5 inches.
Measured when?

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Grateful Ted
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:38 AM

uh oh... Wolfgang has a short one!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 10:05 AM

Any guy can have a 15 inch penis - it depends on how far up his a******e he starts measuring!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Joe_F
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:54 PM

There is an old joke, of which perhaps the ending will suffice:

"Just a moment, bartender. Where did you measure the cat's tail from?"
"From the asshole."
"Kindly do me the same favor."

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:56 PM

Doctor: Have you been taking that Viagra I prescribed you?
Patient: Yessir, half a pill a day.
Doctor: Half a pill won't help you have a good enough erection for sex!
Patient: Doc, I'm 82. I don't care about sex. I just need enough to stop pissing on my shoes.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Haik
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:38 PM

Lucky vaginas.
Carrying deposits from,
Tom and Harry's dicks.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 12:00 AM

46481 öf amërïcan mën havë bënëfïtëd. Nöw ïs ÿöür chancë tö gët bïggër.

All ördërs arë shïppëd dïscrëëtlÿ. Sö thërë ïs nöthïng tö wörrÿ aböüt.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 03:45 AM

46481 American men have got bigger..simply by posting on Mudcat....mmmmmmmmmmm

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 04:49 AM

Size might not make sex better, but it could make it easier - especially when you're rather older and both you and your partner are not as slim, energetic, or gymnastic as you once were !

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,fred miller
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 09:53 AM

everything matters. Obsessing about one thing or another is a way to stay wrapped up in youself instead of wrapped up in somebody else.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 01:26 AM

Or as Terri Clark sings it on the country stations: (I like the fact that she mentions nearly all the "manly obsessions" here--wealth, hair loss, fancy cars, hunting trophies, etc.--and if girls do lie about whether or not they care, it's only because guys care way too much, IMHO. Please note the verse about "forgetting the cards and flowers you never sent.")

Lin

Girls Lie Too

So she can't go out tonight again
Her sister's sick, she's gotta baby-sit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse

Now you didn't hear any of this from me
But things aren't always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Girls lie, too

We don't care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don't matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too

We can't wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter's for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don't wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you

(Repeat Chorus)

Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie, too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that's the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah that's the truth
Girls lie, too

No, we don't care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Wendy
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 02:16 AM

Jimmy have an obvious crush on me. And yes he agrees with everything I say. But Johnny has the guts to ask me out, & that really makes all the difference. People are wrong: The size of a man's penis is unimportant. What matters is how big his balls are.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:13 AM

Actually, the more I think about this........it probably sounds a bit trite, but his eyes, his hands and his sense of humour are far more important.

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,Fred Miller
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 10:03 AM

70% of women fake orgasm. 70%! Which raises the question, Who cares?

   --unknown comic.

I think it's nice if a woman's breasts are large enough to bring the nipples together, especially for jump-starting. But what probably spoils a lot of sex is the obsessive idea that everyone else is having better sex, all the time. It's not the Olympics. Size may matter to some women more than others, but for most it's not exactly how their business works, so it's like those service deals bundling lots of features that you don't really need. Probably some upsides, like rolling over without a disconnect error, but there are obvious downsides, if you think about it.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 28 Aug 04 - 08:59 AM

As long as my man does his duty i am not bothered with what size it is.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:56 PM

I feel bad for all women who think size matters... Big or small pecker the guy will have a great time!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:33 AM

Not if he has trouble touching the sides.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:19 PM

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM

Indeed if it is small you can dart in and out very quickly as opposed to huge SUVs that tend to roll over.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: dianavan
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM

When erect, there is very little difference in size.

When flacid it probably matters more to men than to women.

Women care more about being able to achieve orgasm. You don't need a penis of any size to achieve that.

What really matters is if there is an emotional connection.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:13 PM

If a man isn't confident about his pecker for whatever reason, that will get in the way of an emotional connection, at least a healthy one.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:28 PM

Good point, Cluin! If either partner is experiencing self-doubts or other forms of insecurity, then it will definitely interfere with establishing a good emotional connection and/or satisfying orgasms.

But what we really need here is Shane's input...eh? :-)

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST, Feral Cheryl
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 04:50 PM

I will always remember that time we had together in the bathroom out the back of MacDonald's. Baby, your hot dog is one long wet dream for me. You da man. My man.

your sweatheart

Chazza.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 04:56 PM

Bigger is better if you know how to use it.

wdyat12

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM

Seems to me this is a question only for the ladies. Any given man has what equipment he has, and has to do the best with it he can, so it's irrelevant. The ladies, at least at certain ages, have some choice.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Rabbi-Sol
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:18 PM

To paraphrase Mr. Rumsfeld "You do the job with the equipment that you have, not with the equipment that you wish you had."

                                              SOL ZELLER

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 09:02 AM

Can't complain. We have two kids. Both times she said she had a marvellous time.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:12 AM

99

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:12 AM

100! It's mine!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 11:44 AM

did you ever notice that an anagram for 'flamenco ted' is 'mal defect on'? *grin*

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: honolulu baby
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:45 PM

bruce,
all i can say to that is 'AMEN'. very well put.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: GUEST,He-man Hunter
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 08:55 PM

A does size really matters only if you are interested in the amount of venison after field dressing the carcass.

Shrinkage from field dressing does is approximately 33%.

I am not sure what the shrinkage percentage is to the size matter discussed here.

Doe deer hunter

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 07:06 AM

Uncle Dave O - surely a Lady wouldn't be so vulgar as to comment?

LTS

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:59 PM

Now which it true?

It doesn't matter how deep you fish but how you wiggle your worm.


OR

You can't churn butter with a pencil.


????????


According to the women's answers in this thread.....the world may never know!!!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 02:28 PM

Liz, a Lady may not comment, but she may choose for the future.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Swave N. Deboner
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 12:27 PM

Like they said on that cigarette commercial on TV, back when they came out with the 100mm smokes, "It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long."

Remember that rash of spam emails awhile back, about how to enlarge your penis? I musta got a hundred, at least. Well, I responded to a bunch of 'em. You think 12 inches is big? Hell, I wouldn't bend mine in half for nobody!

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: robomatic
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:31 PM

Let's 'lift' this thread above the bar

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM

And how is that supposed to 'lift' this thread any higher than the toilet seat - which you left up AGAIN!

LTS

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Layah
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:25 PM

It seems like breast size is a lot more important than penis size, because by the time a girl sees the penis size you're awfully far along, whereas guys can initially go for girls with whatever size breasts they prefer.

Subject: RE: Does size really matter?
From: Peace
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:36 PM

It's a pretty poor man who would measure his love for a woman based on her breast size. Would that mean that if she needed a complete mastectomy she would cease to be worthwhile; cease to be worthy of affection and love? The whole scenario from post one to now reminds me of a song by Randy Travis:

"They say time takes its toll on a body
Makes a young girl's brown hair turn gray
Well, honey, I don't care
I ain't in love with your hair
And if it all fell out
I'd love you anyway"

The whole song is here.