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Subject: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:29 PM They are even more fun at 50! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Cluin Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:31 PM 50 degrees? I can do much better than that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:32 PM No, on the 50 yard line. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: PoppaGator Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:40 PM 50 -- all in one day? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Ebbie Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:40 PM "The Erection- Your Thoughts" They are even more fun at 50!" Martin Gibson No, Cluin, MG is obviously referring to the thoughts being more fun at age 50. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:46 PM (Shrug) Erections are fine, but they don't impress me nearly as much as female orgasms. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:54 PM true, female orgasms are a marvelous thing to behold. However, it is much "harder" for a man to fake one than a female. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Cluin Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:55 PM Or UFOs, or Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or Spontaneous Human Combustion, or the Chupacabra, or... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:59 PM As long as it doesn't fall down - Occ Health & Safety issues you see.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:33 PM A wonderful invention is all I can say.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:36 PM I am in favour of 'equality of the sexes'. Therefore, I want multiple orgasms for men, now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: chris nightbird childs Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:37 PM It's a BIG one this year!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:37 PM Just struck me: Will this be a fast-growing thread? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:38 PM Don't let it go to your head. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Sttaw Legend Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:38 PM Things are looking up....time for bed said Zebedee who was about to get into a sticky situation. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rapparee Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:05 PM "You went to Niagra Falls on your honeymoon?! How was it??" "More like Viagra fails." |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:16 PM Multiple orgasms for men is an idea I have always been in favour of. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,MarkS Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:24 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,marks Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:24 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,MarkS Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:26 PM Oops - forgot the post twice. The multi-orgasm idea had me too worked up! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:34 PM 'Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rapparee Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:09 PM This is a long-standing phallacy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:19 PM Shame it's only the thread that grows longer each time..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Stilly River Sage Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:18 PM Multiple orgasms--ah, yes. (Dream on, guys!) ,-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:52 PM I have multiple orgasms! There was May...June...July..September... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:57 PM I think it means several in the space of say, a few minutes...or an hour...or something like that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:00 PM Minutes, LH, minutes. What I have in mind is a revolutionary breakthrough in THE MALE ORGASM. Men have sex changes and then enjoy the benefits accrued from the MULTIPLE ORGASM. Piece of mined; multitask; the list goes starboard. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:13 PM Damn I thought this was about Japanese politics. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:31 PM Well, ya gotta stand up and be counted, ahem. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Once Famous Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:49 PM No many chicks on this thread. Do you think they have trouble relating to the topic? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:51 PM They're probably just not immature enough to be bothered, Martin. That vital job is up to us men! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:57 PM Yeah. Ya gotta hand it to 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rapparee Date: 03 Nov 04 - 12:04 AM LtS is male? Does she know this? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:31 AM This topic has its ups and downs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: momnopp Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:48 AM I vote YES. :-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:40 AM Come on Martin (Ooops, sorry!) you should have known I'd turn up here! Blissfully Ignorant will be along soon I'm sure! Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:41 AM Multiple orgasms for men? I'm working on it guys....*purr* |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM Martin - I think I might be a bit surprised if MBSL turned out to be male! ;-} Being innocent and pure minded myself, I wondered if this was about some new statue - but then a thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide! epn |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:32 AM I'm a bloke? Blimey, that explains why I've not had any for years.... I've been wearing the wrong Tshirt. Trouble is, I notice a distinct lack of scratchables..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:11 AM "Once a King, always a King, but once a Knight's enough." no, wait......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:17 AM an election in China? news to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:27 AM whats the big deal about multiple o's - doesn't everyone have them? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: *daylia* Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:42 AM Multiple orgasms for men? But but but .... if the little head were to indulge it's insatiable appetites by pumping out more fluids on a regular basis, wouldn't the big head get dehydrated? The brain might then beCOME a skullfull of concrete mix! Hmmm ... it might work out ok if a hole was drilled through the top of the big head first (closely resembling the configuration on the little head). That way, you could just take a garden hose and add water after the show - (if you really wanted to restore your man's "normal" functioning, that is). |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:54 AM No. The trick is to have the orgasms but not ejaculate. I've read about it in Taoist writings. Then you don't get dehydrated or worn out. It ain't easy, though. It seems to require a great deal of esoteric training to master the technique, and I bet there isn't one man in 100,000 who's done it, specially in the West. (sigh) We're all amateurs really... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:58 AM the sad truth is, we men are generally deprived because of evolution....if we were able to 'carry on' indefinately, we would forget to hunt, eat, sleep..etc.. when mice had electrodes implanted in the brain area that stimulates orgasm and learned there was a switch they could push to trigger it, they ignored their food... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dave the Gnome Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:37 AM Multiple orgasms for men? Come again... I went to the docs and asked him to lower my sex drive. He said it's all in the mind. I said I know, that's why I want it lowering. :D |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Date: 03 Nov 04 - 10:16 AM There's only one answer....keep practising! |
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Subject: are we having fun yet? From: Mr Red Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:43 PM or get up to a few Tan Tricks? Tantrix ....... by numbers............ wait for it laddie ......... wait for it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:48 PM Mr Red, that's funnier than you realize from my point of view!! Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: annamill Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:02 PM Erections.. there kinda nice to have around the house. Love (YES!!) Annamill (definitely female) |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: *daylia* Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:09 PM Good News guys! Maybe those o O O's ain't so *hard* to *come* by after all! Just check out these enticing chapter titles - "The Proof is in Your Pants", "Know Thyself", "Satisfaction Guaranteed", even the ultra-thoughtful "Before You Call the Plumber". The book is so effective one reviewer says he even failed his final exams over it! Who could ask for more? So don't hold back (uh, at least not at this particular time) daylia PS Little Hawk let me know if and when you finally master the .... oh never mind .... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:43 PM Come, come, come, come, Come to the . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:13 PM rubber bands. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Rabbi-Sol Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM It's not how long you make it. It's how you make it long. SOL ZELLER |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Nov 04 - 06:54 PM A good man is hard to find, and vice versa..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Cluin @ girlfriend's Date: 03 Nov 04 - 07:04 PM I'm in favour of erections. Except when you wake up and have to pee really badly and are hard enough to drive nails. That ain't no fun. The only time it's not a problem is camping... then you just slip out behind the tent and try and wet down the squirrel on the branch above you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:15 PM It's hard to be good . . . but it's gotta be hard to be good. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: annamill Date: 04 Nov 04 - 12:51 PM Brucie, it's good to be hard! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Cluin Date: 04 Nov 04 - 05:37 PM Straight up! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 04 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM LOL,both. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:33 AM Well, it was exciting while it lasted, but it ended with a bit of an anti-climax...oh, sorry, you said eRection... Nah, still holds! :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:34 AM The CN Tower is the principle erection in Toronto. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Peace Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:35 AM Next time I 'get it up' I will have it bronzed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dave the Gnome Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:29 AM Bloody 'ell, Cluin. You brought back memories there. I have found as I get older I get stronger. When I was young and had an erection I couldn't bend it. Now I am older I find it very easy... :D |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:33 AM Ah... you know you are getting old when you have to stand on your head to pee in your eye. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: MBSLynne Date: 05 Nov 04 - 07:05 AM Lololol Dave the Gnome! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Charlie Chan Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:33 AM The Erection - Bush won dirrent he ?? - enough said Charlie Chan |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:02 PM Are you calling him the Big Prick? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Amos Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:37 PM Erections and thoughts are not usually seen together. The last erection winner is proof positive -- hasn't had a thought to call his own since Daddy bought him a baseball club. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Bill D Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:34 PM enquiring minds...(well, one, anyway) want to know why this was revived, gnu....and with a cryptic remark |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dead Horse Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:40 PM Bugger multiple o's for men (should I rephrase that?) I would be happy with just the one. I am taking pills at the moment which have an unfortunate side effect - delayed or absent ejaculation. I get stiff and stay that way until I lose interest and fall asleep. Form a line girls..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:34 PM Bill D... because it was referred to in another thread earlier today as being a great thread and I missed the thread when it was on the go and I thought the "cryptic" remark wasn't so cryptic. Oh... I just caught your drift... no, I'm not a cocksucker... sorry. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Jul 05 - 03:09 AM What were those pills called again? G. o|o --- |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jul 05 - 03:43 AM Dead - will you still be taking them in August? Manitas is away for a week and I have some holiday owing....... : ) LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Jul 05 - 04:25 AM I only need them to stop me rolling out of bed you know! G.. [Liz, stop playing hard-to-get] |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill Date: 07 Jul 05 - 04:29 AM gawd.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:18 AM Gawd damn or thank Gawd? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:55 AM It's not me that's hard..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 07 Jul 05 - 10:11 AM The youth who attend picture-palaces Have no use for psychoanalysis. Altho Dr Freud Is distinctly annoyed, They cling to their long-standing fallacies. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Don't be childish. The children might hear you. :|| |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 07 Jul 05 - 10:19 AM The Hermit: http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=6443 --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: The unlived life is not worth examining. :|| |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: dianavan Date: 08 Jul 05 - 02:00 AM My mother said that the most important thing to a man is his erection and that no matter how old they get, they never stop thinking about it. After reading this, I am convinced she is right. More ancient understandings from good ol' mom. ...and they try to dismiss this type of wisdom as 'old wives tales'! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jul 05 - 03:42 AM What did Frued call it? G. ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 05 - 06:18 AM Then, would an old man's errection be called "an old wive's tail"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 08 Jul 05 - 06:36 AM How will I be able to smuggle it into town? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: colmbanus Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:53 AM I'd love to be able to rise to the occasion |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,A regular, hiding.... Date: 08 Jul 05 - 08:51 AM So she wants more: Lawyer: "But no-one ever wants to get screwed by a lawyer twice..." Builder: "That'll be a whole new job love, I can't fit you in until next thursday." Engineer: "What was wrong with the first one? I can have a redesigned version in a few months." Politician: "If I just tell you I've had another, you'll never notice the difference." Union Leader: "If we start performing twice each, it'll be taking away our collegues jobs. And we want the right to have a smoke in silence afterwards!" A very close family: "But I'm tired form you sister earlier dear." Remote islander: "But I'm tired from the sheep earlier dear." Any more with any more? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: buttonbox Date: 08 Jul 05 - 04:32 PM keep it up! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Donuel Date: 08 Jul 05 - 04:40 PM Islamic architecture has erected the most erections in the world. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jul 05 - 04:49 PM There is a good deal of truth to what your mother said, Dianavan. Still, sexual abstinence is practiced by some of the happiest people in the World...people who have mastered advanced spiritual awareness...but they're not what you'd call conventional people in an average state of mind. Still others may abstain generally, but not have any strict rule about it one way or another...they just don't feel a regular "need" for it, that's all. It becomes merely optional, like eating pineapples or playing frisbee. Myself, I'm not quite that detached yet, however. I still long to assist various nice women in having a simply marvelous time, and will do what I can to help them in that direction if they are so inclined. For such purposes, an erection can indeed be useful, so I'm in favour of more and better erections whenever they are required. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 05 - 05:41 PM Sooo, you like to return the favour. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:12 PM Do I ever...I aim to please. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:22 PM Sooo, you might say, you're spot on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:23 PM Has this thread taken the inverse diRECTION? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Amos Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:47 PM Gnu: So now you're going to start a thread about moisture? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Azizi Date: 08 Jul 05 - 08:23 PM This action has been going on for a looong time. Come on, #100! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Azizi Date: 08 Jul 05 - 08:25 PM After all, seeing is believing. And feeling is even more so. Not to mention any other senses. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 05 - 06:59 AM Come to your senses. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: GUEST,wombat Date: 09 Jul 05 - 08:30 AM It takes but a minor inspection of any unfolding erection to come to the only conclusion an erection is a passing illusion. it may spring to a heady attention then sag with exhaustion and bow it rises in time at a mention of an undulating soil for its plough it may seek to dominate the sky or to burrow the deepest warm earth we watch and we wonder just why its an object of derision, or mirth some of us fear its potential to dominate, assert and deliver not just in the bedroom, but the boardroom it sends our sensations aquiver yet i say, great erection, you are just a part of a moving contraction without a receptacle you fail to be part of that multiple action the four legged monster is able to achieve the great depths and the heights two legged, you are but a fable with no one to turn out the lights. sleep easy, erection you're but a reflection of that testy old testosteroni a quirk of genetics with motions frenetic me, I'd rather some hot macaroni! wendy wombat |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Jul 05 - 09:13 AM Love is just a mental erection. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 05 - 09:19 AM Would a memory of a past love be a sentimental errection? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Jul 05 - 11:58 AM Is being aroused by your lover's perfume, a scentimental erection? G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 09 Jul 05 - 12:11 PM Female orgasm is defined as the intense joy and elation a woman experiences when she is first through the door at an 80% off sale at the Mall. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: freda underhill Date: 09 Jul 05 - 12:14 PM yes, if she is successful, she will achieve multiple transactions. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 05 - 02:04 PM Transactions... nope... not gonna do it... tempting as it might be. (Read it again and let it sink in.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts From: Amos Date: 09 Jul 05 - 03:26 PM Semi-mental journey. A |
