BS: .

Subject: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:41 PM

SPATULA
PATULAS
ATULASP
TULASPA
ULASPAT
LASPATU
ATULASP

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:43 PM

Find that error.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:48 PM

Is it another thread about spatulas?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:48 PM

I can't. But I notice that the A's all line up diagonally. All except one.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: frogprince
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:49 PM

The last one should be ASPATUL

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Teresa
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:53 PM

The error: this thread has no subject. Well, it does sort of.

oh, there are two "atulasps"

:)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:56 PM

"The last one should be ASPATUL"

ASPATUL
SPATULA
PATULAS
ATULASP
TULASPA
FLIPPER
ULASPAT

NOW find the mistake.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Nina Nana
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 11:57 PM

You can stick your fuckin spatulas up your arse.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Layah
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:00 AM

Wouldn't that make it a buggering spatula rather than a fuckin one?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:00 AM

Beside the tongue depressors?
Are you NUTS!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:00 AM

Yeah, brucie, but it ain't like when Bob53, er whoever he was (???), who would start threads entitlrd "How amny flat picks are in yot pocket" 'er "What color is green?"......

If yer still lurkin', Bob, I loved yer dry sense of humor...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:04 AM

ATULASP should be ASPATUL in last line.


A

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:05 AM

I have to go to the ASPATUL to get the SPATULA removed.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: CarolC
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:06 AM

You need to refresh your threads more often, Amos.

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:20 AM

And here I thought from the title that this was going to be a thread about ".". And I had this real snappy line in mind that went sorta like:

"Oh! You mean '.'? Why, no, I know what it is. But I know that if you were to hit it with a spatula it would be one of these: *."

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:47 AM

Bee-dubya-ell, You have without a doubt, started the revolution.

(You can use your plastic spatula to mix and or make a movement in a circular motion or a revolution...)


P.S. Brucie I got it right away (just had to say that), but no-one quite gets my humor around here so I just sit here and laugh at myself.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:58 AM

Of course, my post above would make more sense if it read "Why no! I don't know what it is..."

Just imagine a caret symbol with the word "don't" between "I" and "know".

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bert
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 01:10 AM

Potato potato potato po
tato potato potato pota
to potato potato potato
potato potato potato

Thanks to Cheryl Wheeler.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Nina Nana
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 01:43 AM

Ye can stick yer buggerin spatulas up yer arse.



To the tune of...?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: open mike
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 02:28 AM

ask the wild cha PATULAS
mardi gras is coming up..

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 04:17 AM

VIVA LA REVELUCION

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 04:21 AM

"To the tune of...?"

"Blowin' in the Wind"

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Os in OZ
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 08:15 AM

As Nina well knows, the tune is "You can stick your fucking chariots up your arse".
This is a folksong variant used by the Rugby Union community the world over, including New Zealand, South Africa and now Italy, I believe.
The song is a traditional song/response oeuvre where the Poms {actually to be precise, the Nigels) drone on about swinging low their sweet chaaaaariots and are met with the above response.

Some Jocks over here at the World Cup advised me that the tune is another variant - of "Ye canny shove yer granny aff a bus".

Ah, the folk process is a wonderful thing.
Perhaps, in the same vein, the nigels and nigellas could in turn respond with:
"One cannot shove one's chariot up one's arse", accompanied by the appropriate hand signals, of course.

Just trying to be helpful. How's the weather over there?

G'day

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Houston calling
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:26 AM

What is this stuff about chariots. It is sung at our church!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM

VIVA LA REVOLUCION

VIVA LA CHARIOT UP YER ARSE

VIVA LA SPATULA

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:17 PM

Houston, we have a problem.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:38 PM

Who's Houston?

We've know you've had a problem for a long time.

Have some chocolate instead.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Layah
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:39 PM

Chocolate makes all problems go away. Until you've finished the chocolate. Then you have to find some more...

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM

Chocolate is a crude method of exploiting third world countries and the people who live there. It is a form of economic colonialism.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Layah
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:35 PM

Then buy fair trade chocolate. But chocolate must be bought, it is a necessity of life.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: number 6
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:42 PM

Yer certainly on a roll today Brucie!!

Man, winter can be long and dark.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM

http://www.iabolish.com/news/global/2002/curevnt04-26-02.htm

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:45 PM

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:02 PM

Chocolate is one of the four major food groups.

(What the hell and I doing in this thread. . . ?)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: open mike
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:04 PM

yes:
chocolate
butter
sugar and
coffee?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:17 AM

found this on an antiques site, what use is wax spatula? it would melt!
Romano-British, copper alloy handle in the form of Minerva, probably 1st century AD. Possibly the handle to a wax spatula or similar implement, the figure is recognisable as Minerva due to a number of attributes. She is fully draped and wears a crested helmet. Her left arm is by her side and would have rested on a shield, which is missing, whilst her right arm is raised and would have held a spear, also missing. She is wearing a breast plate, or aegis, though in this instance it does not show the head of Medusa, as is normally the case.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:53 AM

Skipy - A wax spatula is used by sculptors and art foundries in the "lost-wax" sculpture process. If you're not familiar with the process, a piece of sculpture is created using a specially formulated beeswax compound. A mold is then created by pouring a heat-resistant molding compound over the wax sculpture. The wax is then "burnt out" in a kiln and molten bronze is poured into the resulting cavity.

Here are some samples of modern wax spatulas.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Champ
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:23 AM

What is Rogby Union fgawdsakes?????

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:26 AM

Rogby Union? Buncha yahoos that like to play a game with a ball. But the real object of the game is to beat the shit out of each other. Nobody gives a damn about the outcome of the game as long as there's lots of blood and a fair number of teeth knocked out. Sort of like hockey in that regard except that hockey players hit each other with sticks while a rugby player's weapon of choice seems to be his own face. Then, after the game, the teams gather together in a pub and further taunt each other by singing songs with lots of scatalogical references at each other while drinking copious quantities of intoxicants.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 09:36 PM

Bee- Dubya , are you a sculpter too?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Champ
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 03:10 AM

Is that the sport where they dis-figure their ears to make them look even uglier in the hope of scaring their opponents?

How do they do that thing to their ears?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 04:32 AM

No, Donuel, just a potter. But my son-in-law's a sculptor who also works in an art foundry so I know a bit about it.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Rogby league (not Union)
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 09:49 PM

Rogby League is weird. They run til they're tackled to the grass then when they're on the grass the tackler or tacklers try to strangle them but pretending its a mistake in case umpire sees them.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Where are the nigels
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM

Hiding from the one true rogby union.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 09:46 AM

Angelica Houston, we have a definite problem....

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Bala Baby
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 10:03 AM

Angelica is green stuff.
I think.

Go away from the rogby thread.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Rogby is trif
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 07:55 AM

A punch in the ear gives you an ear which is called Cauliflower Ear, if not attended to quickly enough.
Except for Jeremy Guscott, alleged to have Asparagus Ear

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM

Why??

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Bala Baby
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 10:31 AM

Well he is rather grand.



And disdainful.