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Subject: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Davetnova Date: 16 Apr 05 - 02:25 PM I've got a Nissan Micra. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: kendall Date: 16 Apr 05 - 02:31 PM Remember the Edsel? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Rapparee Date: 16 Apr 05 - 02:49 PM Honda Civic, myself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: GUEST,Clint Keller Date: 16 Apr 05 - 02:51 PM I've got an old Specialized Stumpjumper. How about that? clint |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: robomatic Date: 16 Apr 05 - 03:08 PM Time to dust off this old office copier killer: What Your Car Says About You Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX I am impotent Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue I am older than4 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ferrari Testarossa I am known to prematurely ejaculate Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lamborghini Countach I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis (See above) Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler MGB I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either Nissan00ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen Jetta GLX I am hung like a dead horse. Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Sorcha Date: 16 Apr 05 - 03:12 PM What about the female of the species? And my Jeep Grand Cherokee isn't on the list.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: mg Date: 16 Apr 05 - 03:27 PM 85 Buick Century |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Mooh Date: 16 Apr 05 - 04:09 PM Nothin' more phallic than a mini van with two baby seats in the back. Glad that era has passed. Peace, Mooh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 16 Apr 05 - 04:18 PM A lot to be said for having an old banger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Sorcha Date: 16 Apr 05 - 04:20 PM Arrrrgggghhhh, Kevin! ROF! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Rapparee Date: 16 Apr 05 - 05:16 PM And what about my wife's Honda Element? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 Apr 05 - 05:19 PM Rolls Royce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: RolyH Date: 16 Apr 05 - 05:25 PM At least I can always say I have the latest Rover. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: John O'L Date: 16 Apr 05 - 07:02 PM Ford Territory (The Humber Super Snipe of the 21st century.) Rear wheel drive - not phallic or even socially competitive, but mighty comfy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Apr 05 - 11:30 AM Sometimes you can learn a lot about a car by simply dissecting the name. Phallic symbol or not, perhaps it's in the name! ********************************************************************* ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead...Always Causes Unexpected Rectal Analysis AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influences BMW - Brutal Money Waster, Bought My Wife BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CADILLAC - Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country CAMARO - Can't America Make A Real One? CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters CORVETTE - Cracks Often, Rattles Violently, Eventually Turns To Excrement DODGE - Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment, Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere EDSEL - Every Day Something Else Leaks FERRARI - Ferrari Engines Routinely Require Another Rebuild Immediately FIAT - Fix It Again Tony! FORD - Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable, Found On Road Dead, Fix Or Repair Daily GEO - Grotesque Engineering Outdated GM - Generally Mediocre GMC - Gotta' Mechanic Coming GTO - Get Tickets Often! HONDA - Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive IROC - It's Really Only a Camaro JAGUAR - Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs JEEP - Just Eats Every Part, Jumble of Everyone's Extra Parts KIA - Korean Idiot Attractor LTD - Long Term Debt MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG - Money Grabber, Might Go MOPAR - My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG - Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Leftover Equipment PINTO - Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object PONTIAC - Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty, Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown SATURN - Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW - Virtually Worthless YUGO - You're Usually Getting Overtaken Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: GUEST,Smiler Date: 17 Apr 05 - 11:48 AM Q Whats the difference between a Ford Mustang(US)/ Capri (UK) and a porqupine A On a porqupine the prick's are on the outside |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: beardedbruce Date: 17 Apr 05 - 11:51 AM I DO NOT play Bingo! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 17 Apr 05 - 09:21 PM You can smoke a symbolic cigar. You can ride in a long, sexy car. But a phallic church steeple, To sensible people, Is stretching the thing rather far. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Anger is ice for the toothache of shame. :|| |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Bobert Date: 17 Apr 05 - 09:43 PM The ultimate? Try a '49 Studebaker Commander where you didn't get just *one* phallic symbol but... ...three!!!! Yeah them were the days... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Bill D Date: 17 Apr 05 - 09:45 PM funny you should ask.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Bill D Date: 17 Apr 05 - 09:49 PM It pays to advertise drive slowly, but carry a big stick |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: LilyFestre Date: 17 Apr 05 - 10:04 PM My girlfriend and I always wave hello to the older gentlemen who are driving the sports cars. We are always sure to convey our condolences as well: "Sorry about your penis!" ML |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Bill D Date: 17 Apr 05 - 10:27 PM What you want to watch out for are the older gentlemen who drive vans with curtains. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:00 AM I have a GM Sail. If cars were really phallic symbols then we'd be polishing them all day and backing them in and out of the garage! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: GUEST Date: 18 Apr 05 - 12:31 AM i used my phallic symbol in the car |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Davetnova Date: 18 Apr 05 - 05:31 AM Hey, Bill D. I've got a van with curtains too. What are they watching for? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: GUEST,Mr Red Date: 18 Apr 05 - 06:19 AM What does a red car and a tiny red caravan say about the owner? I call the caravan a coupe tup - what is that saying about the owner? Considering the fact that it is used for what happens on the inside - what kind of symbol should that be? Porridge anyone? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Bill D Date: 18 Apr 05 - 01:28 PM Dave...a van with curtains indicates the driver is still fully functional and not reduced to driving useless little sports cars, of course. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Davetnova Date: 18 Apr 05 - 01:30 PM Thank god for that. I thought I was turning into a pervert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 18 Apr 05 - 07:53 PM Hear the rear parcel shelf has almost become a statement on the owner. I have seen many full of fluffy lacy pillows and soft toys that they look more like a bedroom. Sometimes so full the driver cannot see out the back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: mack/misophist Date: 19 Apr 05 - 02:25 AM My vehicle is called Sylvia Golden. Hardly phallic. She's a Honda motorcycle. Only wheels I've got, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Davetnova Date: 19 Apr 05 - 03:51 AM Oh come on, mack, you can hardly get more phallic than a big throbbing thing between your legs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: GUEST,Mingulay at work Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:55 AM Mine's old, green and dribbles something from somewhere!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Cars as Phallic symbols From: Mr Red Date: 19 Apr 05 - 01:22 PM I used to have a Fiat motor caravan - I quickly got the hang of shutting-up ney sayers by telling them it would do 80 and that was good enough for a sports car (in the 70's). They looked increduluous so I let them ponder just long enough and added - 'course it all depends on your sport. The conversation invetiably turned to function and convenience. Apart from the two weeks on a canal boat, the holidays in the van were the best days of my marriage. But if I stop to count the percentages ................... |
