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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Clinton Hammond Date: 06 Oct 05 - 10:31 AM "all being well with the 'Cat" Email 'em directly? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 06 Oct 05 - 10:39 AM hello, Santa nah, I can't stand the smell or taste of coffee & altho I very occasonally drink herbal tea, I haven't had a cuppa for a coupla years. When I'm thirsty I want a drink, now, not when the kettle boils. Where I am in Sydney (about half a km from the CBD & several hundred metres from the Harbour) it does not get cold. I usually wear summer clothes in winter with a medium weight jacket. Nights can get a bit chilly here & altho I don't need a heater, I do have a lovely 80% down quilt. when were you in Sydney (she says casually) sandra I wonder why the google ads below are for socks! ya can get 30 different styles of toe socks, and have your pick of a great selection of Burlington socks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Crystal Date: 06 Oct 05 - 10:41 AM The ads have changed to "music, Scottish" are they differenyt for everyone? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Tinker Date: 06 Oct 05 - 10:41 AM "after my aunt's horse nibbled my boobies" There has to be a song challenge in there somewhere.... I mean there seems to be a next event just waiting to be told somehow... tink |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Crystal Date: 06 Oct 05 - 10:55 AM I was trying not to think about that! Horses have a horrible habit of nibbling bits! That is why most guys I know keep away from Shetland poinies ;) Now the ads say "doing a Secret Santa?" and are offering a collection of toe socks. What is the connection? Horse proof bras would be more appropriate surely. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Amos Date: 06 Oct 05 - 11:47 AM The Loyal and Enlightened Fraternal and Sororical Association of Temple Worshippers has issued a Bull disapproving of horse-proof brassieres, despite their sympathy with the predicament of boob-giftees confronted with horses. There are two reasons for this. One is that most of the brotherhood also sympathizes with the predicament of the horse, which goes through life confronted with a wide inventory of these divine gifts which are carefully wrapped and sequestered, kept from view and denied all contact with the average horse. To be surrounded by such heavenly inspiration while denied all right to reach for same is shattering tot he inherent sensitivity of the worshipper, and many of the brotherhood believe they know how horses must feel. To undergo this deprivation and tantalization on a daily basis is more than any creature blessed with an aesthetic apprecization of Golden Curves should be forced to suffer. Additionally, horse-proof brassieres are an impediment to knowledge and divine connection, a suppressor of inspired exploration, and have a chilling effect on the study of Expanded Braille. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: SINSULL Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:19 PM OUCH! Bet you squeaked then, Liz. Of course it gave you the upper hand during the return trip. No matter what Sis whined about, you reminded her of your tenderized nipples, right? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's Secret Santa Date: 06 Oct 05 - 01:33 PM Why, I visit Sydney every year on Christmas Eve, of course. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Oct 05 - 02:57 PM It was a gentle nibble.... no squeaking necessary.... lovely soft mouth he has.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,amergin Date: 06 Oct 05 - 02:59 PM uhu oh....does Manitas have competition now? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Joybell Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:05 PM If this develops any further, Liz, please have him get his teeth out. Put them in a glass of water when you meet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: jennbrooks Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:57 PM Dear Secret Santa, Thanks for asking--I've been as good as can be expected, considering the company i keep. Merry getting ready for the holidays! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:02 AM Nearly finished.. just got the last dozen to do but I've got a stiff neck and I'm going for lunch. Everyone will have at least the name of their Santee by tonight! SECSY LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Foolestroupe's Secret Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:08 AM You havn't posted me any hints. That is very naughty, You'll be getting a lump of coal at this rate! Ho Ho Ho |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Elmer Fudd's SS (in bluesy mode!) Date: 07 Oct 05 - 09:26 AM Woke up this morning, I had a secret Santee Yeah, said I woke up this morning, I had a secret Santee Blues ain't gonna get you - Elmer Fudd, it's me! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Crystal's Secret Santa type person..... Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:38 AM Okay ... Clues given .... CHECK Festivals attended .... CHECK Reasonably thoughtful posting .... CHECK No nonsence attitude .... CHECK But will the girl play the game???? Santa's waiting,,,,, HOHOHO |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,The SS of Muddle C Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:45 AM Just to let you know I'm out here |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,moonglowhasasantadotcom Date: 07 Oct 05 - 12:58 PM Pratchett was mentioned, I see - what can I find from Ankh-Morpork? A sack of orang-utang droppings? Probably not. Unless you've been very bad . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Mrs Cobble's Secretive Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 01:40 PM My Santee is Mrs Cobble, Though it rhymes, her head don't Bobble, But I hear that she might wobble when she tires. I am sure twill be no trobble, Finding gifts is not the probble, But I've got to post them clear out to Yorkshire. So to make sure there is no squabble, And to make things equitabble, I have found, I think, the very cheapest way. On a horse that has a hobble, Through construction zones and rubble, But I'd better get it posted off today. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,JennyO's secret santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:04 PM Ho ho, Jenny O, hope your pressies wont turn to Ashes, hee hee. Rounding the reindeer up this evening, ready for the long trip - hope you have industrial quantities of sherry and mince pies at the ready. @ @ .. '-' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,RobbieWilson's Secret Santa 009, licensed to Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:12 PM It's me, it's me, from over the sea! Greetings unto thee, Robbie! I will do my best to be a pest with holiday jive that's hip and cool and definitely from one crazy fool. But bro', ya gotta help me out. Ya haven't left any hints as to what floats your boat. A Leopardskin pillbox hat? Some blue suede shoes? The holly and the ivy? Bald-headed Lena? Peggy Sue? Barbr'y Allen? The Maid of Coormore? I'll keep checking the hints thread--otherwise, my choices will be at your own peril. But not to worry--we're gonna have a whole lotta fun. Your hey-baba-reeba, hey-nonny-nonny Mudcat Santa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Tang the Orangutang Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:15 PM I very much resent the intimation that my droppings are a bad thing. They are very useful. They can be used to fertilise, they can be used to fling at nosy humans, they can be used to show your appreciation of your local politician, and they make great seasoner for your pies. I demand an apology at once! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Freda's Forelorn Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:27 PM Me, blunt and quick to the point? And here I have been accused all my life of being a true rambling boy! However, although I am about as far north as you are south, I'm barely 2/3 as far west as you are east. Is it true that you write vampire stories in your other life? Bats and banjos, ideeed!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: freda underhill Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:30 PM hmmmm..... (scratches head and thinks..) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Vladimir the Inhaler Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:41 PM He was a bat and a friend always He stuck with me in the hard old days He never cared if I had no blood We rambled around in the rain and flood And here's to you, my rambling bat May all your rambling make you fat Here's to you, my rambling bat May all your rambling bring you fat In London town we chanced to stray We thought we'd try to work one day The boss said he had room for one Said my old bat we'd rather bum And here's to you, my rambling bat May all your rambling make you fat Here's to you, my rambling bat May all your rambling bring you fat Late one night in a jungle camp The weather it was cold and damp He got the chills and he got 'em bad They took the only bat I had And here's to you, my rambling bat May all your rambling make you fat Here's to you, my rambling bat May all your rambling bring you fat.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Freda's Batty Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:47 PM Scratching head, eh? Bats in the belfry? Koalas on the cranium? Freda is a rapid thinker, and Woe to those who try to sink'er. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Elmer Fudd Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:05 PM Howdy to my Secret Santa: I feeeeeel good I knew that I would. So good, so good, I got a-YOU! Elmer (the hardest working shmoe in mudland) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Sarah the Flute's very secretive Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:12 PM So, Sarah-girl, you want a Santa? Or, better still, a giant panda? Now, do you think you might encounter Another pressie from Down Under? Well, Sarah dear, it's not to be Although I travel over sea To reach your chimney, and I may Just tantalize you, day by day I'll let my crappy rhymes unfurl To keep you puzzled, my dear girl! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Sarah the flute Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:29 PM ....Hmmmm a non Aussie/Kiwi poet with a panda fetish....could be interesting...I could develop a taste for bamboo shoots. Yaaaaaayyyyy I have a Santa!!!!!!!! I better start being good! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,The Sectret Santa of My Guru Always Said Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:30 PM Hmm, still no helpful hints. I can assume that the hints from last year are still relevant I suppose, but....it would be nice to have the up-to-date info. I read the 2004 hints but I am getting confused because I kept thinking I was reading about myself. We have many things in common, according too your list. Your impatient Secret Santa. Ho, Ho, Ho-o-o-o-o! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,My Guru's Last Year's Secret Santa's Housema Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:48 PM Well, she doesn't pay much attention to anything, but she's a very nice person anyway. Treat her gently...she's a frail thing, she is. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,SharonA's Seriously Stumped Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:33 PM Well, what to get you? No toilet, so nothing to go on! You'd better give me some clues!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Sinsulls Very Secret Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:39 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: MuddleC Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:44 PM err, hello Santa, should I hang up socks or stockings? After shady lady's administrations at last weekends leicestershire gathering , perhaps it should be the latter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:47 PM testing testing 1, 2, 3 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Catsphiddle's extremely crazy Secret Santa Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:48 PM Oh joy, oh celebration. No holds barred here. The fun begins. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Alaska Mike's snowy benefactor Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:51 PM Ho, Ho, Ho Ha, Ha Ha He, He,He har, har, har,, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,moonglowhasasantadotcom Date: 07 Oct 05 - 08:01 PM Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'll ignore the orang for now. Apart from that, I pick up traces of cat And glasses of cider Are always beside 'er She hammers on strings And doesn't wear rings To avoid too much bother I should talk to her mother But will she keep Mum? Ah, there's the rub Manga? Isn't that a tropical fruit? Oh well . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Megan L's Hopefully Helpful Santa's Helpers Date: 07 Oct 05 - 08:25 PM We're here, and we're trying to decipher Megan's handwriting on her wish list......what's that word now........oh yes.....whale! Whale meet again......don't know where, don't know when.......! Whale have to see what we can do, won't we. Yours befuddingly, Your Secret Santa's Helpers (hic) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Breton Cap's Jolly Roly Poly Elf! Date: 08 Oct 05 - 02:31 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Breton Cap's Jolly Roly Poly over-eager elf! Date: 08 Oct 05 - 02:45 AM Yo ho ho and a bottle of rummm! In my haste to send you this message, I pushed the button too early......... *sings* "Coulda been my eager fingers But I think it was the wiiine" So we have been doing a little research here, and we already have one thing in mind for your Super Secret Santa Package. The reindeers will need a good service, cos they have a loooooong way to go (heh heh) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,CapriUni's poetic Santa Date: 08 Oct 05 - 04:06 AM recycled? sounds like a chance to empty the closets of last year's unwanted stuff - we have lots of stuff for someone who is easily pleased. Chrissymas is coming & the closets are loaded With lots of strange stuff just waiting to be unloaded On CapriUni and her cat And her other cat |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Amos's proverbial ss Date: 08 Oct 05 - 07:51 AM So Mr A are you being a good boy? A rolling stone gathers no moss A stone gathers no moss rolling No rolling stone gathers amos Just getting into poetical mode like those above before hitching up the reindeer! ss |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 08:44 AM Here I sit broken hearted Now that secret santa's started I have been good, I have by jiminey I've hung my stocking by the chimney Once years before I lived in hope I'd even have welcomed soap on a rope That christmas morn as the night departed There was just a smell where a reindeer'd farted So santa dear, though I'm old and fat You surely can't do worse than that!! Giok C'mon fess up where's my santa??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Oct 05 - 09:11 AM I know where your Santa is...... bruauauahhahahahaaaaaaaa!!! SECSY LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 09:26 AM Evil wench!! G☺ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 Oct 05 - 09:27 AM Haiku Friends and family Rejoice! Secretive Santa assigned. Where is mine? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Giok's Penitent Secret Santa. Date: 08 Oct 05 - 10:57 AM Can rhyme. Can't alliterate. Dearest Giok, Dry each tear Procrastinating Santa's here! Never too computer savvy, Yet a helpful partner have I. Showed your note to me just now, And to answer showed me how! This year, Santa will be kind, Will not disappoint. Will mind. Giving thought to cars (!?) and fishes (!?) Hoping to fulfill your wishes. Love, Santa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Catherine Jayne Date: 08 Oct 05 - 10:59 AM 'ello Santa!!! I've been a good girl honest...well I haven't been arrested yet!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Pseudolous' very secret but gorgeous santa! Date: 08 Oct 05 - 11:05 AM I am here and I am watching and waiting!! I'll need to check the hints and maybe I'll post some hints about me. Oh....100?.... |
