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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 09 Dec 10 - 10:30 PM Yeah? How 'bout I wipe yers instead? - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Rapparee Date: 09 Dec 10 - 03:25 PM I haven't seen snot that long or that green since I was in third grade and Vic had a cold.... Chongo, you should wipe your nose more often. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 08 Dec 10 - 07:54 PM Yeah. Good commercial. I know that chimp, it is my old pal Clarence from the San Diego area. I am glad to see he is gettin' some payin' work in the film industry. Clarence has offered to help train Joan Baez in safe treehouse ladder climbin' techiques so she don't get hurt again, but he ain't got a reply from her yet. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Bill D Date: 08 Dec 10 - 07:43 PM You GOTTA watch the commercial.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Bill D Date: 08 Dec 10 - 07:29 PM Can't fool ME. You've been making cough medicine commercials Saw it on the TeeVee. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 08 Dec 10 - 06:01 PM Back from Duffy's Bar where I was havin' a few drinks, of course. Back from there to my smoky office and my case files. Whaddya think? If you wanta send 'em "relief" money at Duffy's, I'm sure they will happily take all you can spare, no questions asked. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Bill D Date: 08 Dec 10 - 02:29 PM Back from what? or where? Enquiring minds want to know ...so they can send relief money to whoever suffered. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 08 Dec 10 - 01:03 PM One of these days, John, you are gonna get a visit you won't forget. Wait for it, pal. And make sure all the stuff on yer "bucket list" is taken care of too. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: JohnInKansas Date: 08 Dec 10 - 06:10 AM swingin' from tree branches by his tail and everything. ???? The way I heard it Chongo ain't had any tail for a long long time. Most would say that although he tries he's also not much of a "swinger," no matter how much he'd like to socially acceptable enough to get in on some of it. (If he ever did they'd have to add fleas and lice to the reportable STD list.) John |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 08 Dec 10 - 04:40 AM Chongo, you are as bad as me one minute I'm going the next minute coming back. You're not a Sagittarian ape are you by any chance? |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,saulgoldie Date: 07 Dec 10 - 06:52 PM Did somebody say something? |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Bobert Date: 07 Dec 10 - 06:39 PM Yeah, Chongz... What's it been??? A couple days??? Jeeze, how time flies when yer having fun... Seems just like yesterday that you were here... (Maybe it was, Boberdz???) No, I'm sure it's bee a couple of days... Maybe three??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 07 Dec 10 - 06:01 PM Okay, I am back. "Thank you, thank you." (acknowledging applause) I see that things ain't changed much. It's still a mess here. So....Didja miss me? (big banana-eating grin) - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: open mike Date: 13 May 08 - 12:20 AM is he gone to the primate members club? (private members club) |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Don Firth Date: 12 May 08 - 11:21 PM It worries me when he looks like that. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Skivee Date: 12 May 08 - 10:43 PM Chongo, you inconsiderate babloon. This is just the kind o'muddled head talk that cost Bobert his shot ta be preserdent. I thnk you should get yerselve a few more chronosomes and a editer before you go raising folk'es hope like that. By the by, you still owe me $267 and 28 cents fer the cleanin' bill ta get yer crap outta my clothes. I hope you choke on a bananana, you fleabag. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Sorcha Date: 12 May 08 - 08:34 PM Fine. Go. Blessings |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Little Hawk Date: 12 May 08 - 08:19 PM Aww, man...Chief Chaos, you had to mention Laura. Now Chongo's got that faraway look in his eyes again. He's gone all pensive and silent. I expect he will be contemplating the bottom of a glass tonight. Several glasses. They could've danced all night...but fate would not have it so. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 12 May 08 - 08:18 PM Actually it's Privatus Savantus Primatus Or as I've said before the Possibly the Premier Paramount Professional Primate Private Eye(Patent Pending)! |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Amos Date: 12 May 08 - 08:01 PM He's his own species -- primatus savantus -- the wise-guy ape. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Don Firth Date: 12 May 08 - 07:50 PM Not leaving the forum then, Chongo? Ah, that's good. I value your comments on the human condition. Keeps us humble and puts things into proportion. I was afraid there for a bit that you were going to go off and join a monastery and become a—er—um—monk. (Capuchin, perhaps?). Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 12 May 08 - 07:16 PM You realise Chongo, if you leave, Laura won't know where you are. (I know she'll find you but why cause a delay?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 12 May 08 - 03:58 PM Whatsamatter with you bozos? You all stupid or what? I was talkin' about gettin' outta my own office for a few hours not outta this forum! I am not leavin' this forum till I have re-educated you saps a whole bunch, got it? Not until I have silenced all the specist chatter here and cleared up yer hominid confusion a bit. And I figger that'll never happen...it would be like tryin' to teach pigs to fly...so yer all stuck with me for the duration. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Don Firth Date: 12 May 08 - 03:02 PM Gee, I wouldn't draw any parallels between Martin Gibson and Chongo. Chongo is both a lot smarter and a lot nicer. If Chongo is no longer going to be around here, that will be quite a wrench. monkey wrench Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Skivee Date: 12 May 08 - 02:43 PM Hey, Chongster, you banana abusing, poop-throwing sub-primate. Are you gone yet? |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Librarian Date: 12 May 08 - 09:59 AM EEK! OOK, OOK! |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: JohnInKansas Date: 11 May 08 - 08:27 PM The confusion between apes and monkeys is ubiquitous. Even commercial products are conspicuously misnamed as a result. It's really PRIMITIVE APES like Chongo who are most in need of products like this to minimize their big ugly ... (Aw - y'all know what I'm talkin' about.) John |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Little Hawk Date: 11 May 08 - 07:51 PM Same old routine... |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Cluin Date: 08 Jan 07 - 03:38 PM Bedtime for Chongo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Amos Date: 08 Jan 07 - 03:35 PM Geeze--a chimp with a nine-month grudge! Who'da thunk!? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 08 Jan 07 - 03:27 PM You're a pal, Cheryl. As for the rest of you bums, the message is the same as before. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:46 PM Chongo, I can help heal your wounds any time. your everlovin' Cheryl |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:44 PM Seems like Chongo got in a big fight last night with a bunch of baboons over at the bar. "What happened to you?" I said, aghast at his appearance when he returned. "Hunh!" he snorted. "You oughta see the other guys." The usual story. Good thing it wasn't gorillas this time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Bill D Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:11 PM ♫ ..And all the monkeys aren't in a zoo' Everyday you'll meet quite a few. So you see, it's all up to you. You can be betttttter than you are- You could be swingin' on a star! ♫ |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,AR282 Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:05 PM >>That would be...monkeys. Yes?<< Oh. Never mind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Janie Date: 13 Apr 06 - 05:23 PM That would be...monkeys. Yes? Monkie is slang for a monk wannabe. Tibetan or Franciscan. Either one. I REALLY would like to see a chimp swing by it's tail! I love freak shows;^) Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,AR282 Date: 13 Apr 06 - 05:14 PM Just like a monkey-hating specist to separate monkies from apes in a vain attempt to divide them against each other!! Well, it won't work, little Miss Janie, because I stand united with them!!! And they are SO grateful to have me!! We are all one! Say it loud! WE'RE PRIMATES AND WE'RE PROUD!!!!!! And I just reported you to your ISP under 30 different monikers so they ought to be coming after you with handcuffs by now. Why is that a knock I hear at your door, little Miss Snide Smart-Alecky Janie? Betcha you're not so smug and high-falutin now, are you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Janie Date: 13 Apr 06 - 05:04 PM I'd like to see a chimp swing by it's tail! Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,AR282 Date: 13 Apr 06 - 04:55 PM >>Don't let the door hit you in the... God, how I hate monkies.<< What did monkies ever do to deserve your hatred? That's it!!!! I'm fed up with this place!!! You're just a bunch of monkey-haters!! First it was Jews and now it's monkies. What other poor unoffending primates are on your hateful little hitlists next? Gibbons? Baboons? Probocis? Orangutans, Rhesus? You don't hear any of those groups talking that way about us. And what about you, Joe?? Are you going to just sit there while poor little monkies are being verbally attacked for no reason by the monstrously hateful posters that typify this forum??!?!?!! It's indecent, I tell you. I'll just bet Max will have something to say about this!! And I notified the ISPs of every poster on this thread and complained about your monkey-hating activities and all you monkey-hating sympathizers! HAHA! Imagine when you try to get online tomorrow and all you get is "THIS SCREEN UNAVAILABLE" and I'll be laughing!! LAUGHING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of you are good and understanding like me!! I LOVE monkies! Monkies are beautiful and I just can't believe that all of you could be so...so...so... Come on, everybody. Let's not fight anymore. Let's not hate monkies. Let us sing the praises of monkies together! Ready? Here we come Walkin down the streeeet We get the funniest looks frommmmmm Everyone we meeeeet... |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: JohnInKansas Date: 13 Apr 06 - 04:15 PM or like .... Edger Bergen and Charley McCarthy. :} An appropriate simile, and better than several of the others since it admits to the necessary "supporting actor" who provides the artistic, social, and philosophical underpinning for the "star." But we wouldn't want to make an issue of the "logic" of a world famous ventriloquist on the radio, or draw out any further comparisons???? John |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 06 - 01:39 PM An astute observation, Bill. Yes, this is just Chongo in one of his morose moods, going off on a bender. It always happens when he runs short of cash and can't find a new client. He busts open the gorilla bank and goes nuts for 24 hours, then crawls home and sleeps if off. He awakes in a penitent mood, resolves to buckle down and get serious, and gets back on track soon enough. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Rapparee Date: 13 Apr 06 - 01:34 PM He's out gettin' drunk. I know Roscoe's and I know Roscoe -- he'll eventually slip Chongo a mickey and drag him to the backroom to sleep it off. Ol' Chon'll be fine in coupla days, swingin' from tree branches by his tail and everything. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Big Al Whittle Date: 13 Apr 06 - 01:26 PM will he EVER come back? |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 06 - 01:01 PM No! Not that! For the love of God... |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: The Shambles Date: 13 Apr 06 - 03:29 AM Proposal for memebers only posting of BS |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: GUEST,Cheeta Date: 13 Apr 06 - 03:18 AM So leave aleady! I'm to old for this crap! Pass me a fresh Depends willya. Pe-ew! I gotta stope eatin peas an onions! |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: The Shambles Date: 13 Apr 06 - 03:03 AM Too bad only the ape is leaving, and not a bunch of the baboons. That reminds me Bill - how are your plans for your private members club going? I have yet to recieve my invitation. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Janie Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:52 PM Ouch! |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: Bill D Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:44 PM Too bad only the ape is leaving, and not a bunch of the baboons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:30 PM No - you only ACT that way... :-) |
