BS: That's it! I'm outta here!

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:28 PM

I never said he was a "monkey". Do I look stupid? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:27 PM

or like .... Edger Bergen and Charley McCarthy. :}

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:27 PM

Little Hawk? Did you just say that Chongo is a real MONKEY!!!????!!!! You're in trouble now. Duck! Wooden banana missiles.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:25 PM

He may be imaginary to you, SINSULL, but he has become pretty real to those of us who know and love him...kinda like Sherlock Holmes or Bugs Bunny or Wile E. Coyote.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:18 PM

I know exactly how you feel Sinsull ... pathetic it was, but after today it's a refreshing welcome banter.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:17 PM

Kind of pathetic actually. I have been reduced to baiting an imaginary monkey. Par for the course today.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:12 PM

LoL ... good one Sinsull!

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:10 PM

Monkey see, monkey do.
More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Monkey on your back.
Hey Hey we're the monkies...
Chunky Monkey

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:06 PM

I guess so ... but I ask how?

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:05 PM

Not again! Shee-it. Gonna be hell to pay around here.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:04 PM

Oh ... then your not going with the monkey !!

Then he really is outta here.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:04 PM

Oh, now you've done it, SINSULL. He's not a monkey, he's an ape! (He just hates it when people do that.)

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:02 PM

Don't let the door hit you in the...
God, how I hate monkies.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:02 PM

Oh yeah ... I should have known better ... good God, could you imagine having those 2 next to ya on the flight over ... Jeeeesh. :}

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: Once Famous
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:02 PM

No, Chongo is not from Chicago. He may say he is but he is from Mesopotamia.

He is not allowed in Chicago.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:00 PM

He's not gone for good. He's just accompanying Martin Gibson on his European vacation. They are both from Chicago, you know.

Subject: RE: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 09:57 PM

Gee ... to bad, you'll be missed .... adios monkey ... btw, don't come out this way to New Brunswick ok.

sIx

Subject: BS: That's it! I'm outta here!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 09:46 PM

Yeah, you heard me right. I am fed up to the gills and I am leaving. I've had all I can take. Enough is enough. I don't care what anyone says, either. You can beg and plead, you can get down on your knees, but I am leaving! And that's final.

Yup. I am just gonna walk out of this damn place once and for all, go downtown and have a stiff drink, and kiss this stinkin' place goodbye.

Ya wanna know why? Well, for starters, it's a friggin' mess here.   Disgusting. I wasn't brought up to be a damn housemaid, and I can't take it anymore. There's stuff layin' all over the place, cigar ash everywhere, it smells bad, it's a disaster.

Next thing is, the rent is too high. Way too high. Then there are the neighbours...a buncha loudmouth human bozos that hate chimps and got no respect. Then there's the view. It sucks. You wanna know what I see when I look out the window? A brick wall and a drainpipe. You wanna know what some jerk wrote on that wall? A lotta vulgar stuff, that's what. Somebody wrote on it "Chimps are living proof that gorillas f*ck abominable snowmen"!!! I think I know who that someone was and he is gonna pay. Bigtime.

It's time I got a new office anyway. I'm thinkin' of a nice loft that overlooks the lake. Or maybe a place closer to the park. I need a few trees to climb now and then.

Boy, am I sick of the same-old same-old around here.

So like I said, I'm outta here. I'm goin' to Roscoe's right now and have a cold one. Don't come lookin' for me cos I ain't home. Not after I hit the "submit message" button here. I'm leavin'. I'm exiting stage left. I'm gonna put my lips together and blow.

Consider me gone.