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Subject: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 May 06 - 02:22 AM I thought it was time we opened up the ward again, as there are a few members languishing in the depths of poorlydom. Hang up the IV of gin and settle down with your favourite nurse.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 13 May 06 - 02:37 AM Nurse! Nurse! The Screens! Aaaggghhhhh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 May 06 - 02:41 AM That's my boy!!! Now lie back and think of mummy.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 13 May 06 - 02:44 AM Long as I don't get too wrapped up, Liz... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 May 06 - 05:53 AM Well I'm in convalescent mode just now, and still on crutches, so while I'm a bit slow on my feet I can manage the walk to the liquor store. Just place your orders, and Hopalong Giok will deliver to your bedside folks. Well HELLO Nurse Ratched, love the suspenders!! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: kendall Date: 13 May 06 - 09:09 AM May I take a turn for the nurse? Maybe she would prefer an Albatross? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 06 - 09:39 AM You're like an Albacore around my neck Kendall......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 May 06 - 09:53 AM Name that Tuna Spaw? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Cluin Date: 13 May 06 - 10:08 AM Quit it! Jeez! Is there a Recovery Ward FOR the Recovery Ward? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 06 - 10:11 AM I think the song is "Salmon Chanted Evening"........ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 May 06 - 10:19 AM Am I herring you correctly back there in the 4th roe? Giok. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: GUEST,Art Thieme Date: 13 May 06 - 10:33 AM Sooo----why does thining of mom give me an election.---Geo.Bush |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Amos Date: 13 May 06 - 10:46 AM You guys are gonna mackerel sick, if you don't shad up! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 13 May 06 - 10:49 AM Cod almighty ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Bill D Date: 13 May 06 - 10:51 AM I decided to read this thread...just for the halibut, but I see nothing but floundering about for puns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 06 - 10:53 AM Don't blow a seal Bill.....Sorry, didn't mean to get into your private life there.... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: katlaughing Date: 13 May 06 - 11:01 AM Nurse! Nurse! Oxygen, please, I'm floundering from laughter. She said t'puffer belly...s'horse, I did! Now, she's clamming the walls. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Bill D Date: 13 May 06 - 11:01 AM fish, 'spaw...FISH... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Bill D Date: 13 May 06 - 11:04 AM Nurse....give that man a fish oil enema....he needs to be cleansed of disturbing thoughts! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 06 - 11:05 AM You meant "disturbing trouts" didn't you Bill? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Bill D Date: 13 May 06 - 11:05 AM NURSE! Are you hard of herring? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 13 May 06 - 11:07 AM Some of this stuff is wearing fin ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:10 AM What a char-ming bunch of punsters. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: GUEST,Becca72 @ work Date: 13 May 06 - 11:11 AM I can't keep up with all this so I'm just going to clam up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Bill D Date: 13 May 06 - 11:14 AM I think you all are in need of shark therapy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 May 06 - 11:22 AM Mr Fish rode a motor pike with a side carp, which had a spare eel on the back of it. He was always going on about the piece of cod that passeth all understanding. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: kendall Date: 13 May 06 - 11:23 AM On a "SCALE" of 1 to 10, I'd give this an 8. I love puns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: kendall Date: 13 May 06 - 11:25 AM The only problem is, one bad pun will always "Spawn" more of the same. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: wysiwyg Date: 13 May 06 - 11:31 AM Bottom feeders all of us-- oh yeah! That's a MUDCAT! :~) ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Cluin Date: 13 May 06 - 11:33 AM Basstards! I'm herring a lot of crappie puns. You just the worst grouper incorrigible floundering soles I've ever smelt. Sorry for carping, but you coelacanth take any more. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 13 May 06 - 11:35 AM Didn't see you lurking in the shad-ows, Clluin ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:49 AM Cluin... if you don't like it, scampi off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Bill D Date: 13 May 06 - 11:50 AM ooohhh...coelacanth! That gets the prize... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:51 AM There are batter fish to fry elsewhere. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:52 AM If you keep carping, cod will smolt you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:53 AM Parr for the course I suppose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:54 AM Not that I am so bright. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:58 AM Being a chubby sucker, I have to rely on the gills I learned in school. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 11:59 AM C'mon... help me out before I really go belly up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:00 PM SEVERN! You picked a fine time to get locked up in a canal trip! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:02 PM Severn is very sturgical with puns. Cuttling puns! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:03 PM Noone wants to take the bait? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:05 PM Am I the only one willing to take a sculpin? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:06 PM I guess I'll skate off down the slink. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:07 PM I have moray to do than drop line after line here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: Amos Date: 13 May 06 - 12:07 PM This place is full to the bream with carpie jokes. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:08 PM I could hake off and get to my camp in jig time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:08 PM Fathom that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:09 PM Hello Amos. Cod you could loin in. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006 From: gnu Date: 13 May 06 - 12:10 PM Whot ye got on yer tongue and in yer cheeks me old trout? |
