BS: Did Superman ever take a dump

Subject: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 04:54 AM

What with wearing his underpants outside his tights, not an easy job[bby] methinks.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 05:12 AM

I know William Tell did, he used to sing about it.

♪♫To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump♫♪

he used to sing.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: eddie1
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 05:46 AM

Of course he did!
Did you ever stand outside on a cold, crisp evening, looked up to the heavens and thought, "Look at these lovely shooting stars!"?

Think again!

Eddie

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 06:49 AM

Pretty close Eddie, much like Rocky, he ate lightning and crapped thunder!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Beer
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 07:20 AM

So did the "Lone Ranger" "To the Dump.............".

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: The Shambles
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:46 AM

And I thought that big heap of green shit dumped all over my car was due to seagulls.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:53 AM

Today's mythic characters are boring. In the old Celtic stories, the heroes and gods were shitting and pissing and farting all over the place, creating new landforms and landmarks each time.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM

I'd say the Mudcat needs to take a big dump.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:13 AM

Okay. Open wide.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:21 AM

And did Jane Russel because Max Factor ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Midchuck
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM

There was a great article in one of the science fiction magazines; I think Larry Niven wrote it, entitled, IIRC, "Man of Steel, Woman of Putty." It dealt with the problems Superman might have in a relationship with a normal human female, Lois Lane or whoever.

The gist of it was that, even if he had enough control over his voluntary actions not to hurt her, what about his involuntary ones?

The first attempt to consummate their relationship would blow the top of her head off.

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:49 AM

So "Spit or Swallow?" becomes a moot question?

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:03 AM

Poop jokes. Aren't they fun!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:06 AM

Pay attention! We're making cum jokes now.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:16 PM

A wee bit of Kryptonite, properly placed....

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:24 PM

Oh, do shut up, Mother Superior.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:31 PM

'take a dump'? Surely the whole idea is to leave it.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:40 PM

Yeah, I always thought it was a silly expression for the same reason. In any case, why reduce everything in life to its crudest possible expression? Isn't that the ideal of 12-year-old boys who are trying to prove themselves to their peers and upset their parents at the same time? Lord, don't I remember it! Junior high school was like a living hell.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 02:23 PM

Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Oh bugger...

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM

Well, likely too fast to see, but could well make using a phone box (booth) pretty unpleasant afterwards....

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Peace
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 03:09 PM

"Did Superman ever take a dump"

Not to my knowledge. He took a car, a pill, a desk, a train, a mountain and lots of other stuff, but he didn't take a dump.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 03:10 PM

Superman just aims skyward, concentrates, and FWOOOOOOMMMM...all evidence of his bodily functions is shot into the sun and destroyed!

(no, I do NOT know what he wipes with)

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Peace
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 04:32 PM

His cape.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM

scary!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 09:57 PM

THAT'S what hit the ISS!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Slag
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:39 AM

What? You never heard of the "Shot Heard 'Round the World"?

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Trevor
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:42 AM

Anyway, in real proper Inglish it's 'have a dump'

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM

In English it's ' have a shit '

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 09:31 AM

Due to his superhuman musculature, the poo is atomized and dispersed over a large area and comes out essentially as a really smelly fart.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:18 PM

And when he has to fart, he just flys over a chemical plant or somewhere smelly and lets loose. No one ever catches on.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 05:39 PM

I think 'Kraptonite'may answer the question.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Slag
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 02:35 AM

Escherichia Coliform bacteria (e coli) is the main constituent of fecal matter. Human (and Super Human) life cannot exist apart from it as it is the ultimate digester of our food (fuel) intake. In fact an argument could be made that in our symbiotic relationship with the bacteria, it is the Human who provides service to the bacteria. After all, it lives in the gut of most higher orders of animals and even lives independently in the soil!

So, Superman must have super e coli and it would be logical to assume that it is this Super Shit that gives Mr. Kent his power and not just the yellow star we orbit. Therefore, you too can become a Super person just by finding his Super Spoor and eating the same and starting a Super colony in your gut! Alas, Superman has his shit together and I doubt you will ever find any to eat. Such a pity!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 04:59 AM

Ah well, just remember, life is like a shit sandwich, the less bread you got, the more shit you've got to eat.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 06:02 AM

Midchuck, you are right about Larry Niven but wrong on the name of the article, try this,
http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump
From: Slag
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 04:39 PM

Ahh, I remember Eric Idle hanging on a cross in THE LIFE OF BRIAN singing his little ditty "Give a Little Whistle" and the one key line "...when you think of it, life's a piece of shit..."

And... That's a wrap!