BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Phot
Date: 12 May 08 - 12:29 PM

Gnu,

I prefer.....

      Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!!

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Amos
Date: 12 May 08 - 12:22 PM

Well, see, if this were real male work, we would not fear spies or underhanded wimmins, because we would be strong and centered in our manly manliness.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 12 May 08 - 11:19 AM

Are we gonna allow leenia's interjection to remain?

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 12 May 08 - 09:57 AM

By the way, how do we KNOW that everyone posting to this thread is indeed male? There's no telling what some people might be hiding behind their psuedonyms.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 08 - 09:47 AM

Phot... the technical term for that is "tight asshole".

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Phot
Date: 12 May 08 - 09:38 AM

What say I bring my Discovery over Stateside and go drive the "Lions Back"? Type "Moab the crash" into Y Tube and watch the sprightly decent of a Jeep driver who got it just a bit wrong! How the hell they all walked away I'll never know!

Pass the beer! Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Peace
Date: 11 May 08 - 11:42 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 08 - 07:14 PM

Actually, I don't plan on running naked in the sun or anywhere else. I did that in my younger days, and only then because her father came home early.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Peace
Date: 11 May 08 - 07:09 PM

Run naked down the beach? Sheesh. Listenin' to most guys talk, yer gonna bang the shit outta yer knees if ya do that!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 08 - 06:34 PM

Well, hell yes, FP. Fewer thorns on the beach, to mention the least thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: frogprince
Date: 11 May 08 - 06:24 PM

And I hate (but not too much) to tell ya, but I'd rather stroll naked down the beach with one woman I know than run naked through the woods with every male in this "place"!!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 May 08 - 06:24 PM

None taken Bruce, and I hope you'll not be upset when I mention the fact, that you're not my sort of girl either.

G

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Peace
Date: 11 May 08 - 06:15 PM

If I'm gonna end up in a bomb shelter, Giok, it's gonna be with a bunch of women, NOT a bunch of guys. No offense.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 May 08 - 05:09 PM

OK, let's start a thread called Mudbollox, for men only. that should upset those womenz that gripe about not being able to post on menz threads.
Do we complain about not being able to post on their threads, about menstrual cycles?
WE DO NOT!!
Yet we suffer from them too. Well THEY make sure we suffer anyway :)


G


It may be time to build a bomb shelter.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 05:04 PM

It doesn't have to end here.... I am confident there are countless posts of pure and utter bollocks amongst us if we just give it our worst! Or not. Whatever.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Amos
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:14 PM

Rebonding and rebounding in one fell foop!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:14 PM

100! 100 posts of utter bollocks. Well done, lads.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 May 08 - 10:04 AM

I bet that took balls, Rap.

G

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 08 - 08:43 AM

Oh. Around 5 in the morning, huh? Not at 10:30 in the morning while a golf tournament is in session. Okay, I'll try it again.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: skarpi
Date: 11 May 08 - 06:44 AM

hæ Rap , I hope you did on the night time ?

runnin naked should be done on night time ? about 5 in the morning
ATB Skarpi

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 May 08 - 06:13 AM

Did any of them golfers get a hole in one, Rap?


G

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John Hardly
Date: 11 May 08 - 06:01 AM

gotta admire stark naked honesty and self-evaluation like that. And they say men aren't introspective.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 08 - 11:23 PM

Skarpi, I come from Viking ancestry and I tried that. I ran naked and rolled around in the grass (it had been recently watered, because being in high desert country we rarely have dew). The Queen of the Fairies didn't kiss me, but golfers hit me with golf clubs until the police came. I tried to explain but they still put me in jail. Finally the judge (who was a friend of mine) had a mental examination done and since the examination showed clearly that I barely had enough of a mind to feed myself much less have a disturbance he let me off with a warning.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: skarpi
Date: 10 May 08 - 09:56 PM

hmmmmm neehhh its not enought space for all my feelings in here

so I just go out and run naked around the house roll me over in the grass over the dew witch lay on the grass , and then the fairy queen her self
will come and kiss me :>)

We Vikings think that we get a good future if we do this , so go ahead
all, and try it ? you ´ll never know .


its a free world is it not ? or am I wrong , hmmm I could be .

ATB Skarpi Iceland

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 08 - 07:03 PM

IF you say so, Gnu. Throwing shells int he fire is not sompn I ever experimented with, to tell the truth. I had my reasons for this...



A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 10 May 08 - 07:00 PM

East Coast Canada bonding/the fishing trip:

A campfire around the camp, a guitar and a harmonica (canoes and fly rods in the back), plenty of black fly goop, a few jugs of mini-brew beer (substituted by local XXXX moonshine), bushnman's coffee brewing, and a donair (pita bread, onions, tomato, and donair sauce a' wait'n) on the spit.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 08 - 02:55 PM

Effin' eedjits? Lad. Ye gotta understand what a wood fire does ta lead before brass before ye call me an ass. Now, an unopened can of beans... that could put yer eyes out.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John Hardly
Date: 10 May 08 - 01:16 PM

"While in the Army he entertained his buddies by sucking up water and then squirting it several yards"

One can only imagine how one might discover this ability. You realize, of course, that this means that he could propel himself in water without use of his arms or legs?

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 May 08 - 01:04 PM

Shucks Amos, real men don't do that.

G

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 08 - 01:02 PM

Effin' eedjits. Take the bullets off them shells afore you do that, weisenheimer. You gonna put somebody's eye out, and then everybody will be sorry...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 08 - 11:58 AM

Hey Rap! Throw some a them 22s in the fire when the lads ain't lookin... liven things right up eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 08 - 11:44 AM

Scout water, as we called it back in my Boy Scout daze. "A good Scout can start any fire with one match, as long as he has his Scout Water with him."

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 08 - 11:38 AM

Lord dyin Moly Joseph! I'll vote for that fire now. After near summer-like weather, it's about 6C, 30kph and rainin. All the small stuff is soaked and the big stuff is runnin with sap. Pass me the gas can... I'll get er gowan... here... hold my beer.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 08 - 10:58 AM

Now there's a male I would be very careful about bonding with.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 08 - 10:50 AM

Leave us now honor the Frenchman Le Pétomane, professional farter and entertainer, who was really Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 - 1945). It is said that he could reproduce the sounds of music instruments, animals, and at one time reproduced the sounds of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake. While in the Army he entertained his buddies by sucking up water and then squirting it several yards, a feat that I doubt is even in Spaw's repetoire.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 May 08 - 08:27 AM

There was a Japanese group - can;t remember their name - which was internationally reputed to be 'cheeky, outrageous' etc.

Their big stunt was doing just that bobad. Somebody brought them out to Australia, and the crowd just laughed at them, and some of the crowds even did it too!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: bobad
Date: 10 May 08 - 08:19 AM

When does the flatus ignition begin?

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 May 08 - 05:21 AM

The US was a different place in the days of Hairy Arse Truman.


G

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 08 - 10:55 PM

LOL! Well, I started this thread not because I have much, if any, interest in male bonding (Gaaaaahhh!), but just as a spinoff joke from the women only thread...and then see what happens.

I must say that it has proven to be a rich subject which draws plently of response. Yes, McGrath, you should definitely thank God for the Atlantic Ocean. Get down on your knees and say three Hail Harry's at once, mate. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Skivee
Date: 09 May 08 - 10:38 PM

Burp, fart, belch, poot,braaaaat, poot, standing piss.
Thank for letting me contribute to the free flow of ideas in this post.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: GUEST,Androgynous joe clone
Date: 09 May 08 - 07:32 PM

To John in Kansas

It's part of the recession. They know they can get the chicks for less!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Tweed
Date: 09 May 08 - 07:31 PM

Hey, those girls is bonding!

google ads: Double Seat Briefs!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: GUEST,Gingganggoolygirly
Date: 09 May 08 - 06:53 PM

For you boys having trouble getting your fire to stay aflame.

Some help from The Girl Guides


There now, see how much warmer you're all feeling? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 May 08 - 05:56 PM

Thank God for the Atlantic Ocean...

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 08 - 05:47 PM

In college the dead drunks got no mercy. None of that shaving cream trick on sound sleepers could compare to "male bonding".
The guys who took Ludes and drank were oblivious to being stripped and having their dick super glued to another guy's dick. When size would not allow, glueing dick to ass cheek was next best.

It really was a public service...

Those guys never took Ludes and drank again.






This legend is 100% untrue and was cut from the movie "There's something about Mary'.



...which is also untrue.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 08 - 05:36 PM

Iffen you guys all lived in the REAL West when Men are Men and women wear pants too, you wouldn't be runnin' around nekkid beating drums. Nope. You'd be out doin' what REAL men. You'd be hitchin' up yer gun belt, pulling yer hat down a tad to shade yer eyes from the noonday sun, loosenin' yer gun in yer holster, and moseyin' out inta the street to deal with




















yes, dear. I'll get right to it. Yes, I know the lawn looks awful. Right away dear.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 May 08 - 05:01 PM

Amos, you almost got me to apologize and make a retraction; then I read the next couple of posts and changed my mind back again.

I think Tweed is onto something in asking "What was wrong with 'em to begin with?"

In my experience (or in my opinion, anyway), people who bubble over with enthusiasm over some supposedly revelatory new-age ritual are folks who were excessively clueless beforehand, and then rose to a level of awareness (both self- and other-awareness) that I would consider to be no more than "baseline," or simply normal, for an unspoiled independent adult. As always, of course, YMMV.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:48 PM

Spookie Men's Chorale

We are the spooky men
We dream of mastodons
Practice a serious handshake
And we can grow beards if we want to...

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:46 PM

Male bonding is for queers.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Tweed
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:07 PM

What was wrong with 'em to begin with Amos? Were they all insane or crazed abusive people or what?

Hmm...the google ad down below says "Hung Men in Speedos"....
bizarre..