Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Davetnova Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:35 AM For informal summer wear the Hawaian shirt, preferably gaudy, is the perfect compement for the kilt, preferably with none of the same colours as the shirt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: EBarnacle Date: 14 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM Last Summer, Lady Hillary and I went to a "Hawaiian" wedding. The invite included to wear "something Hawaiian." Lady Hillary made [at my request] a lava lava. I got comments on my good legs. I am considering having a less formal one made for sailing, as it was very comfortable. During the evening, several women asked me the usual question--Is there anything worn under your kilt, lad? The answer, of course was--Nae, it's as good as it ever was. At the New York Boat show, I was talking with the kiltie lad who was demoing Johnnie Walker Scotch. His answer--Lipstick, if I'm lucky. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Micca Date: 14 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM That is a rich comment, English, from someone whose National Dress is a dirty torn pair of Jeans( American) and a stained t shirt!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: GUEST,English Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:45 PM Cretin or not, it's still a skirt you Scotch wanker! Micca ha! ha! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: artbrooks Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:13 PM And I thought it was for emergencies...when you've had a bit too much and can't seem to be able to find the fly....... |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Feb 05 - 04:44 PM And there was me thinking it was for prising dogs noses out... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Layah Date: 14 Feb 05 - 02:59 PM Is that an alternate spelling for sgian dubh, or just a guess? Peircing someone's ears is possibly one of the oddest punishments I've heard of. I wouldn't expect ears to be something a guy with a knife would attack after another guy accuses him of wearing a skirt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Micca Date: 14 Feb 05 - 02:21 PM Do you know why men in kilts wear a knife (Scian Dhu) down the sock? Its for piercing the ears of Cretins who call the kilt a SKIRT!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:22 PM A man in a kilt is sexy because a man who can wear a kilt is content and secure in his masculinity. Yum! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: PeteBoom Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM The kids will be fine. Its your sheep you must keep an eye on... |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: mindblaster Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM Something strange about men wanting to wear skirts. Sexual perversion of the Scotch variety. Don't let them near your kids. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: GUEST,jock Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:19 AM Crystal are you missing something? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Crystal Date: 14 Feb 05 - 10:43 AM I've just bought two pairs of Kilt socks and a Sporran! I'm now wondering why, I think I blame this thread! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Rapparee Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:42 AM I think I'm going to start marketing see-through sporrans. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: GUEST,jock Date: 14 Feb 05 - 07:38 AM WHAT? £350 quid for eight yards of plastic sheeting! Think I will go into buisiness selling see-through ones made from cling film! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Crystal Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:45 AM Kilts are great, I think we've agreed this. Especially with a tux and bow tie, but what about the sporran? It is essential but what sort? Myself I favour the semi dress sporrans which have some fur but not to much! Full dress sporrans look a little silly IMHO. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Rapparee Date: 13 Feb 05 - 05:52 PM That's what I like, Walrus -- the fillmemore. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: The Walrus Date: 13 Feb 05 - 05:43 PM What is all this with the 'little kilt'(philabaeg*?). Surely the only thing to wear is the 'Great Kilt'? (philamhor*?) It serves as both upper and nether garment (and if the wearer is a little short, cape or hood), as well as blanket, provides it's own capacious pockets (depending on the folding) and, unlike the little kilt requires no waiting time to make once the cloth has been obtained. I'll confess I've only ever worn one twice, but found it quite comfortable (and yes it can be worn with jackets etc, but doesn't need them). Walrus * Apologies to Gaeliic speakers, I neither speak nor write the language |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Feb 05 - 05:38 PM No but there is a Brueghel painting where a lady is doing the same thing and the men are doing anything BUT turn away! I can't recall which painting it is, but it's in the tent in the bottom left corner. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: SINSULL Date: 13 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM Serious question: There is a fairly famous oil painting of some people sitting in front of a hearth warming themselves. The men in kilts have their skirts lifted and a woman in the picture has turned away modestly. Anyone know the name of the painting or the artist? SINS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Layah Date: 13 Feb 05 - 12:03 PM Yesterday I was at a Scottish Country dance competition. A shortage of chairs gave me a wonderful new insight: Sitting on the floor is the best position to watch men in kilts dancing. I do love those spins *grin* |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:00 AM Oh Jennie, now you've done it..... The film 'The Avengers' was on the other week..... Sean Connery in full Highland dress (it was his own, so I understand)... ooooooooohhhhhhhhh... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:05 AM My uncle joined the Highland Light Infantry; he got kilt |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: JennieG Date: 12 Feb 05 - 10:40 PM This is true, Liz. All jokes aside, I do like to see a nicely-built man in a kilt. Sean Connery wears a kilt well. Even without the chocolate. Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Feb 05 - 10:57 AM Red PVC is scary.....but just imagine see-through vinyl! Cheers JennieG who has rather an active imagination....... I can clearly see your nuts. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 12 Feb 05 - 09:20 AM ObSongs: At St Andrews by the sea, We love our evening walk out on the pier. At St Andrews by the sea, When drunks fall off, we give a mighty cheer. The bejantines are bashful when the kilts fly overhead -- In fact we've seen some pretty faces turn from pink to red, But God help man the day they turn their heads away instead At St Andrews by the sea! -- Heard at St Andrews University, Scotland, 1959. Bejantine = female freshman. When I was in a commune in Virginia (1972-1981) I made miniskirts for myself by ripping the inseams out of shorts & resewing them front & back. They had atachments for carrying various implements. I wore various things under them, from jockstraps to quilted pants, according to the season. I have sometimes toyed with the idea of adapting them for the outside world by equipping them with a button & buttonhole or a hook & eye for fastening front to back thru the crotch for instant quasirespectability. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Happiness is touch and go: Some of us touch, and we all go. :|| |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: JennieG Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:21 AM Red PVC is scary.....but just imagine see-through vinyl! Cheers JennieG who has rather an active imagination....... |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Bill D Date: 12 Feb 05 - 12:25 AM Layla--- a Google image search on kilt + "worn under" is all I did to find the pic....I'll bet Google will let you look. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: LadyJean Date: 11 Feb 05 - 11:39 PM Every year I go to the Ligonier Highland games for the scenery and I do not mean Pennsylvania's Laurel Highlands. There is nothing in this world like a well formed man in a kilt. I love to watch the hammer throw. They spin around for that one, in kilts, of course. Many years ago, at an S.C.A. event, a suitably kilted Scot met a woman who asked what he was wearing under it. The Scot was fairly drunk, so he pulled up his kilt and showed her. She screamed and hid her face like she'd never seen one before. (She'd seen several.) Pleased with the reaction, when he met a foppish cavalier, he pulled his kilt up again, with a suitable whoop. The fop looked, shook his head and said, "Is that all." Now I risk being annoying, but, my freshman year in college I was dating a senior named, alas Bill Bailey. We weren't serious about each other. But several of the girls predicted our marriage, since he WAS a senior, after all. I made the mistake of telling one of them that I wanted my bridegroom to wear a kilt if I ever got married. "Does Bill know that!" she demanded. "You better tell him!" "It might be against his religion!" No, I didn't tell Bill. Neither did she. She told his sister, which was, let me assure you, infinitely worse. Of course I didn't marry Bill Bailey, or anyone else. Though the kilt thing isn't the reason why. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Kaleea Date: 11 Feb 05 - 11:12 PM Why do we ladies enjoy seeing men in kilts? Hmmmmm . . . I suppose it coujld be the fact that many men think kilts are way too WILD, therefore, men in kilts must be wild! Or perhaps it is because the men in kilts bring thoughts of we ladies in beauteous long & flowing mid-evil times type gowns with lots of cleavage, & being saved by a knight in a wool tartan kilt. Or maybe we can't reveal such things to the menfolk, else they find out too much about what women really think. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Rapparee Date: 11 Feb 05 - 06:55 PM I have always prefered to original "great kilt." Here's a picture of me wearing my "great kilt" (it's the second picture, the first one was when I had just gotten the word that I was to be let out of my cage). |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Micca Date: 11 Feb 05 - 06:08 PM OOPs forgot the link, Click here |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Micca Date: 11 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM As an alternative to a curry stained T-shirt, pic 1 on this page is what I wear in Summer above my kilt, which, in this pic,is out of sight below the table, the jacket is a white, Royal Navy officers Mess Jacket. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Big Mick Date: 11 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM Three Irish women walking home one night happen upon a kilt wearing Scotsman laying in the ditch, passed out. The first one takes her walking stick, lifts the kilt for a peek and proclaims, "Not my husband". The second ladie takes her walking stick and lifts the kilt, and says, "You're right" The third lady then takes her walking stick, lifts the kilt and says, "In fact, he's not even from this village". I still think utilikilts look shitty. I don't like the blouse of them, and the pockets just don't get it. Casual kilts with a traditional cut, and a sporran are the way to go. But nothing beats the traditional wool. Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Layah Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:59 PM Waaah, I can't see it. It just says "Image hosted by angelfire" |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Bill D Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:54 PM a famous pic --for those ladies who haven't had that cold shower yet |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Big Al Whittle Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:29 PM suppose it depends what you tie the bow round...... |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Layah Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM I like the formal and informal, but I do prefer formal. Kilts and bow-ties! What fun |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM No, it's usually worn with a sweaty, beer and curry stained tshirt or vest (singlet) and a luminous orange jacket. Try wearing a beer stained tshirt and lacy panties and see what happens! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: PoppaGator Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:47 PM OK, I get it. The black lace panties analogy helped... I also understand the appeal of the formal kilt outfit, with tux jacket (or better yet, tails coat). But that's not what is usually worn in most situations we're talking about here, is it? (Pubs, festivals, etc.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:30 PM With kilts, the opportunity for a sneaky peach peek is always there.. With shorts, the most you're going to get is an eyeful of unsecured plums.... Why do most guys get all hot under the waistband about black lace panties rather than the Bridget Jones scary stomach hugging knickers? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Layah Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:23 PM When I'm at a dance (which is where I usually see guys in kilts) they do nice little quick spins and their kilts fly up and you can see a LOT more than you can with guys in shorts...Like the color of their underwear. But that can't be the whole reason. I think it's also partly because of the dressiness of it. Like guys look good in tuxedos, and here we are with tuxedo fancy but shows off their legs. In short, I don't know why kilts are so much sexier than shorts, the just are. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: PoppaGator Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:07 PM Can any of you ladies explain why guys in kilts get you so much more excited than guys wearing shorts? Same calves, knees, thighs, etc. ~ sometimes even the long socks... |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Big Al Whittle Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:56 PM Many years ago I read this article in Forum.... This bloke started out a rover scout. And he went on holiday to Germany and him and his mates, all decided to wear nothing under their kilts - for a bit of a laugh. Sure enough a gang of young slightly inebriated, reasonably well endowed young boy scouts soon became a bit of a tourist attraction themselves, doing displays of formation flashing etc. However a cautionary note. The narrator found the flashing addictive and now he spends his leisure hours hanging round Edinburgh's many flights of windy steps, introducing willy to every passer by..... funny what sticks in your mind, isn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: gnu Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:51 PM Early one morn, a lad wearing a kilt is lying passed out drunk in the ditch. On their usual walk, two little old ladies decide to have some fun. One takes a blue ribbon and ties it around his willie. Later he wakes and stands for a pee. Seeing the ribbon, he says, "Auch, Laddie, I dunno where you've been, but I see you've won first prize!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: SINSULL Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:50 PM Nice art. Very nice. Coming to the Getaway??? Funny but whenever I think of a man in a kilt I picture littlejohncameron. He wore it well. RIP, love. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Megan L Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:44 PM What do you mean to strick jings that was the leniant version > lol |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: PeteBoom Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:39 PM Mick - stick with saffron... ;-) Nothing like walking past some of the "modern" kilt sales people attempting to convince you to wear *their* comfortable kilt, not the uncomfortable 9 yard 16oz worsted uniform kilt... and having one of your band mates shred them in pure, unadalterated Aberdeen... and wathcing them look for cover... Pete - whose new ghillies are incredibly comfy. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: Layah Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:38 PM I do suggest getting a sproran. Kilts just don't look right without it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kilts From: artbrooks Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:38 PM Over 30? Me? |