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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:33 PM Sure, Bruce. But can this guy come along. Because he's badly in need of something. Even if it's just some kid to come and brush the leaves off him. Bobert, this a good direction for a CD cover or what? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:29 PM The lady seated on the left has her tin-foil pyramid hat on to deflect the alien mind-control rays so now she's ready for some hot music and laughs. But why is the urinal draining into the pool? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Peace Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:29 PM If we ever meet, you and I are gonna HAVE to have a smoke together. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:27 PM Show business moms are such bitches. Look what she did to her daughter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:26 PM Mike Holmes' parents. No wonder he's such a hardass. What's with the dog, though? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:24 PM Elvis called. He wants his sideburns back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:23 PM Bill Clinton called. He wants his nose back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:22 PM EeeeeYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS.... Now for my next trick, I'm going to need a |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:20 PM ................ I got nothin'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM Sympathy for the Devil. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:17 PM You people STOP this nonsense NOW! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Emma B Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:05 PM Thanks? - another good batch before bedtime! My personal favourite - "Everyone knows the words....free song book inside" er................??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 06:12 PM Okay, size matters. Happy now? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 06:11 PM Narrator: Boris Karloff I am intrigued. And it's in stereo. (not LIVING stereo, mind) So it feels like the lady in black is sitting right in the living room with you when she puts the muzzle in her mouth and pulls the trigger. And the dog licks the brains off the wall. Ooh, it's just like I'm there! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:59 PM It's Mullet Time! That's some 10-90. Business in the front, pleasure in the back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:57 PM A World of Our Own. Where the trains have stopped running. Or so they promised us after our show last night. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:56 PM Talk about defying gravity. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:54 PM (That should be "pleasure", not "please" 3 posts previous) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:52 PM This one made an appearance before. But it's worth a 2nd look. Honey, I shrunk the Louvin Brothers. Then I threw them in the fake fireplace with that construction paper devil that Little Johnny made at school for Hallowe'en. I don't know why I did that, actually. Can you clean that up, please? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:48 PM Ken looks like he's been kissing his dog on the lips... hard. Too hard. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:47 PM Organ Fantasy. (Check out the long pink one behind the girl and the blue one ribbed for please above) How did they know? GET OUT OF MY HEAD! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:42 PM IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:41 PM Original title: And you f__kers laughed at me when we were kids, having to practice piano while you were out playing ball, eh? Eat your hearts out, losers! I'm gonna take her over the piano bench right now! But it was too long so they dropped it. An alternative was "Open Face Sandwich" but the model wouldn't face the right way. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:35 PM Please let them STOP! It's been 100 years already. Let them stop and die. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:32 PM Album paid for and put out by IMMA (the International Masochists Malevolent Association). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:30 PM Fagan lives! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:28 PM The Jerky Boys Do Isreal. WAZZZZZZUP! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:27 PM Noo's yer chance! Och, he's right beside the fire! Throw it in the fire, John! Throw it in and walk away clean! Just throw the damned thing in, John, for the love of GAWD! Oh Johnny lad, t'was your best chance... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:19 PM You gotta be kidding me! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:16 PM Julie, your friends got together and chipped in for Cowboy Johnny Bull, the best damn male prostitute in Sphincter, Wyoming to help you lose your virginity. Don't worry, he's promised to ease you into your womanhood with as much gentleness as half a keg of beer and a carton of Marlboros can muster up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:14 PM They're getting their kicks in before the A-Bomb hits. Right on, kids; don't let the bastards grind you down! Dance kids! Dance like the wind! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:12 PM My idea of a good weekend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 08 Nov 05 - 05:11 PM Break out the lube. Or whatever you kids are calling it these days. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Lonesome EJ Date: 08 Nov 05 - 04:47 PM One of my favorite high-concept album covers, and an album that went platinum. Edwin swings both ways |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Nov 05 - 02:10 PM Cluin - Thanks for the tacky C & C Music Factory cover, but that's not the one. It's bad, but it's not the one. The one I was referring to has a cover that's mostly in an unpleasant shade of turquoise green and has 2 inane looking dancers standing around in supposedly "funky" dance poses, one male, one female, both black. It must be a seriously bad album, and they must have made millions of them, because it can be found in every used CD bin in Ontario, and I don't know anyone who admits to owning a copy. Of course, I don't live around the Jane & Finch area in Toronto, so maybe that's why. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Nov 05 - 02:05 PM LOL! Oh! The SPRAGUE BROTHERS! OOOO! OOOO! OOOO! Man, Shane is gonna be so jealous when he sees that cover. He's outta jail now. I have to call him up and let him know about this. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Nov 05 - 09:55 PM You MUST see these as a screen saver! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 09:14 PM Mrs. Miller, you're trying to seduce me. Her "thing" involves drug-laced brownies, semi-comatose bondage, pictures, and black market organ-trading. Aren't you sorry you helped her home with her groceries? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 09:04 PM Barber shop bukkake comin' up. And that's the worst kind, anybody will tell you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 08:59 PM Those Sprague Brothers have got it ALL! They've got the hair. They've got the look. They've got the fashion sense. They've got volunteer trusses. "Just hold `em up for us, girls. We know they're heavy, but just a little longer, now... then we'll get you them cheeseburgers we promised." Pigtails and tattoo. Oooweee! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 08:02 PM What, this one, LH? In a word, no. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:54 PM Oh, yes! I recognize `em. Better come home with chocolate, brother. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:53 PM Oughta be another law. I think there is, actually. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:45 PM ???? I have no idea what's going on here, but there oughta be a law. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Emma B Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:44 PM The most fun I've had BEFORE going to bed - I'll never sleep now! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:44 PM Yeah, but will he give it back? Be afraid. Be very afraid. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: Cluin Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:43 PM from the Billy Joel biography: Billy Joel born: 09-05-1949 birth place: New York, USA Joel went through a series of bands while young, devoting his time to music and not school. By 1970, Attila, of which he was a member, released their first album. Attila were not successful, and Joel spent some time in a mental hospital, recovering from depression. Despite this, in 1973, Joel released his first solo record, 'Cole Spring Harbor', followed by 'Piano Man', which received significant critical acclaim.... And now, from the vaults... Atilla! Yep, that's BJ on the right. Looks like the photo shoot was done in a meat-packing facility on coffee break. Check out the meat on Billy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: bobad Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:43 PM This makes "Psycho" look like family fare. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: frogprince Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:39 PM Bobad, can't you read the guys mind? "Why couldn't they have hired a straight guy for this one? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art From: bobad Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:36 PM This guy looks like he's plum wore out ( and who can blame him? ) |
