Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Noreen Date: 25 Sep 03 - 12:37 PM I have at long last put aside enough time to catch up on this drivel, and i am shocked, nay aghast! at my name being taken in vain on so many occasions. Don't you chaps know that all parts of my anatomy are copyright, and those photographs are only available on a pay-per-view basis?? First 10seconds (ie normal viewing) is free, but after that it's charged per second- so Mr Bryant, you have run up quite a bill! See me later. (It was hot in that pub!!) |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 25 Sep 03 - 03:26 AM he wants to borrow yours! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 25 Sep 03 - 02:00 AM proove it!!! are you going to tell me what you want me for on Saturday Rags? |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 24 Sep 03 - 07:14 AM Don't wear them |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:34 AM Oh Raggy - I didn't realised that it affected you like that. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:10 AM It's amazing how many people have accidents falling off the cliffs at Whitby, tragic it is. Amazing how many of them are (sorry were)known to my noble Lord MC Fat sides which a good duel now and again is fun and excites the ladies. I've also been surprised by the correlation between the promixity of a duel and the looseness of knicker elastic |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:15 AM My own personal Essex Girl appears in several of the pictures wearing a green tee-shirt - no sign of "white stilettoes and black stockings". I think the slightly nervous look that she is displaying at times is occasioned by the "Northern Types" wearing strange apparell. Mind you, I suppose you have to dress up like that when you live in a uncivilised parts of the country where the maps still bear the warnings "Here be Dragons". Down south in the area where my lady (and Dirty Old Git) hail from, people don't bother about duels - one of them is found in a shallow grave on Dagenham marshes or alternatively dropped into the channel off Southend in a weighted net. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 23 Sep 03 - 07:17 PM Take care Susan, I feel to southern "gentleman" is trying to soften you to his own cause, take great notice of his wily ways, he will attempt to assuage your better judgement and before you know it the knickers will be down round the ankles faster than his Ford Capri down the M1 ..............only a tad sooner |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 23 Sep 03 - 06:24 PM I warned you to watch out for his droft,rabbit1 |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: gnomad Date: 23 Sep 03 - 03:13 PM Why Reverend Raggytat, I hardly recognised you until you started to proposition the fair Rabbit. This animal fixation worries me slightly, first Wombat, then Wabbit, what next - Werewolf? I also see you've been at the thesaurus again, the Bishop isn't going to like it. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 23 Sep 03 - 01:57 PM I dont!!!!! and I didnt and bloody hell Raggy some of us have to work for a living and dont get on line that often besides as chief secretary to my Lord MCfat doing his work has also taken up the time - sorry my lord Raggy that I wasnt at your disposal - bin man comes Monday you could have asked him - what would you like me to do on Saturday - massage your war weary body - accompany you on a mission of State - warm you bad be the buxom wench for you at some fancy dress party? |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 23 Sep 03 - 11:47 AM An as for Rabbit, she even offered it to your mate Dirty Old Git, bangs like a shit house door in a gale that one |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 23 Sep 03 - 11:46 AM Me .........with an Essex girl ........I always found white stilettoes and black stockings an absolute turn off |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 23 Sep 03 - 11:41 AM Fine sort of second you are Raggy - first you attempt to seduce the object of your principal's desires (or at least carnal lust) and when you don't get an immediate reply, spurn her for another. Don't go trying that on a |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 23 Sep 03 - 10:35 AM Oh sod it ..............HEY WOMBAT, YOU BUSY? |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 23 Sep 03 - 10:32 AM Come on Rabbit, you've not gone all coy on me have you? |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 22 Sep 03 - 08:01 PM As fate has conspired against my Noble Lord MC Fat to be able to acknowledge this slight on his fine character, I feel duty bound to respond on his behalf. My noble Lord, who at Whitby, bestowed his notice on the pathetic operations of the insignificant insects whose underrated performances and attentions to their own concerns, in the midst of the various distractions of glorious sight and sound that surrounded them (MC Fat and his gallant crew)will at some future time, demean himself to address their obnoxious whim. In the interim it may be in their insufferable, odious, exerable, loathesome, abominable self interests to maintain a silence. I have my steel at the ready Bloody hell, Rabbit how much encouragement do you want |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 22 Sep 03 - 03:32 PM rabbit...if you do get his droft be careful with it...you don't know where it's been |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 22 Sep 03 - 03:28 PM not like you to be so reticent raggy....why don't you just say what you feel! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 22 Sep 03 - 01:21 PM Gnomad what new title are you enjoying, I heard you refered to as several things on the day, none of which where ones I would like associated with myself. The ones that refered to your parentage were among the more pleasant. As to the next chapter in the sorry tale of your teams continual pitious attempts to defeat my noble Lord MC Fat must await his consideration, needless to say his trusty second myself Lord Bulstrode de Wraggetache and his loyal third Sir Kennethe Le Johnston of Ladbrokes will be in attendance to profer our continued support for the gallant cause against low living, sinful, nauseous, scumbags, Roll on the day, cometh the man, well at least we do. Rabbit, is that enough spleen and venom for you, What you doing Saturday night and I'm not talking Basket Weaving if you get my droft |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: gnomad Date: 22 Sep 03 - 06:18 AM DB- Such innocence, I expected a closer view of that! ;-)> I meant that I didn't reckon with becoming a party to the hostilities. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 22 Sep 03 - 05:16 AM A closer view of what ? - Noreen's cleavage ? |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: gnomad Date: 21 Sep 03 - 01:59 PM It WAS hot wasn't it, and good, daft, fun? I must admit to enjoying my new title, from two places, no less. Warning to potential witnesses to round 3; beware, you can end up with a closer view than you were expecting, I know I did. BTW, what news of round 3?? |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:08 PM I must admit that in spite of everything I really enjoyed it! must be getting masochistic in my old age! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 19 Sep 03 - 02:32 PM I wish I had been there - it looks like you had fun!! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 18 Sep 03 - 04:39 AM You can find the piccies here. You had to drink your beer fast in that hot bar - it would have evaporated if you hadn't. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 18 Sep 03 - 01:59 AM this is more like it - threats and violence I understand |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 17 Sep 03 - 07:25 PM MC Fat & myself will remain as chivalrous as ever, the lack of information regarding your secondly is entirely my responsibility, ....................... .............I don't normally mix with that class. History is always written by the victors, so if and when you feel able to present a real challange !!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 17 Sep 03 - 06:01 PM my seconds and thirds were of course Sir Jim Hancock of Guestlist and Sir Paul Gnomad of Leeds and Whitby |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 17 Sep 03 - 04:44 PM just seen the photos posted the captions...like the voting audience...are of course partisan....but it is what we have come to expect.........i would have liked to have some of whatever Sooty was drinking!!!! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 17 Sep 03 - 04:17 PM Bloodshot from all that weeping and bemoaning your sorry defeat, more likely. I think our mascot Sooty consumed more beverage than your entire entourage |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 17 Sep 03 - 03:51 PM i didn't realise my eyes were so bloodshot must have been drinking!!!! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 17 Sep 03 - 09:22 AM Photographs duly emailed to Jeff at Mudcat with appropriate captions, like "We are the Champions" "The Sweet taste of Victory" etc "Oh look at the sad loser" etc. So watch for them being given pride of place |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 17 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM Perhaps you weren't displaying aforesaid elevation OG - although someone (I think it was McFat) told me that you usually speak out of it. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: old git Date: 17 Sep 03 - 05:26 AM you took the words out of my mouth , Raggy! (re R&RW) thanks for the photos Dave! (some interesting ones of Noreen's chest.....pity those singers got in the way!!!) pity none of them showed my best side!!! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 17 Sep 03 - 04:49 AM Ah - I see where you're coming from Raggy - but then I probably wouldn't if you're approaching things arse about face. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 17 Sep 03 - 04:01 AM No change there then |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 17 Sep 03 - 01:43 AM confused |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 16 Sep 03 - 10:21 AM It's down if you access the thread using the little "d" symbol ! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 16 Sep 03 - 09:56 AM I hope not all is revealed - it would definitely turn your beer sour Sue. After the vice squad looked at the piccies, half of the investigating officers asked for transfers to traffic division and the other half are still on sick leave (full pay of course) ! Raggy - hasn't anyone taught you the difference between up and down ? Anyway if you wish to select suitable pics and send them to Pene with suitable captions, it would save me a job. BTW - thanks for nagging me about the pics, because I took the memory card out of the camera and therefore didn't loose all my holiday snaps when some low-life ******* pinched my camera from home on Thursday evening. Mind you, if Dirty Old Git's photos were still in it, all I'd have to do is to look for someone puking in the gutter ! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 16 Sep 03 - 03:57 AM Scroll down and all will be revealed about Big Bertha etc |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 16 Sep 03 - 02:25 AM there are dodgy ones? mmm tell me more!!! |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 16 Sep 03 - 01:58 AM I would suggest all of them, you never know they might sell the dodgy ones to make some cash for mudcat |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 15 Sep 03 - 06:48 PM Thats the troble with the new world, so little experience, don't knock till you've tried it |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: EBarnacle1 Date: 15 Sep 03 - 05:20 PM Yes, but why would anyone wish to seam a sardine? |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 15 Sep 03 - 03:31 PM thats nobbling Raggy - do you wantto borrow my glasses |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 15 Sep 03 - 12:28 PM Raggy - I was hoping that you might decide which ones merited being sent off to Pene. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Raggytash Date: 15 Sep 03 - 12:02 PM Probably same as nobbing, but with a smaller nob. I'll look it up later Mr Byrant, may I suggest you submit said piccys to the Mudcat so all the protanganists and supporters can admire them, I believe there are separate sites that may be interested int eh other photographs you possess. |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Beardy Date: 15 Sep 03 - 11:23 AM Raggy Please confirm definition of Nobbling as the same as Nobbing. Stewart |
Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git From: Dave Bryant Date: 15 Sep 03 - 11:06 AM Old Git - I have sent 12 piccies to your opponent's second (mind you Raggytash is a bit big to be a second perhaps he's nearer half a minute). If you wish a set - please PM me an e-mail address. I'll try to make sure that I exclude the disgusting pictures that your near namesake took of his |
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