BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 28 Sep 08 - 09:53 PM

"...which serves only to draw attention to your own unresolved emotional issues...namely your obession with religion."

                      LH - While I agree that it's an unresolved issue, I don't see it as emotional. It's just very simply this: People would be better equipted to solve pressing problems, if they could deal with the problem using a clear head, without any preconceived conditions.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 08 - 02:20 PM

"Christ help America" is merely a cultural expression, Rig. It's an error on your part to take it literally as referring to Jesus, just as it would be an error on your part to think that every time someone utters the word "God" during sexual intercourse that they are in fact referring consciously to Jehovah or some such heavenly ruler... ;-)

For you to continually object to the use of such words in common speech is silly. You are engaging in a form of knee-jerk political correctness which is unnecessary, pointless, and which serves only to draw attention to your own unresolved emotional issues...namely your obession with religion.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 08 - 02:07 PM

Heh! That also occurred to me, Don. Somehow, it was the perfect Freudian slip, wasn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 08:27 PM

Not the one who suggests that Christ can help America!

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 06:45 PM

"Those who like Biden will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won...and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won." Litle Hawk

"HE's a scary lady! A Yeehaww Redneck with a gun in each hand, talking about being a "PRO LIFE" Vice President. Christ help America if an "ANTI LIFE" one ever gets elected. The place will be empty." Don T

I am so confused. Whose typos am I to believe?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 06:35 PM

Well, a lot of them have law degrees, but I don't know if we can call that education or not.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 03:30 PM

""Typo in above post. It should read: "and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think she won." ""

No LH, it may be a Freudian slip, but I think you got it right FIRST time.

HE's a scary lady! A Yeehaww Redneck with a gun in each hand, talking about being a "PRO LIFE" Vice President. Christ help America if an "ANTI LIFE" one ever gets elected. The place will be empty.

And I note also that there has been a significant postgraduate training regime, apparently devoted to enabling the putative VP for the GOP to talk just like Bush, and say just as little.

No disrespect, but, ARE there ANY republican politicians in the United States who left school AFTER the age of eight??

Enquiring minds would like to know.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 01:17 PM

http://usera.imagecave.com/donuel/icth_moose3.jpg.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 01:16 PM

James Dobson   

thanks rig, I've apways been aohasic for names.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 12:45 PM

I predict, for instance, that DougR will think Palin did a wonderful job, and Katlaughing will think Biden did a wonderful job.

If I could predict the weather as easily as this, I'd really have something. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 12:44 PM

Typo in above post. It should read: "and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think she won."

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 12:39 PM

If it's like most campaign debates, it will all have been so carefully choreographed ahead of time by the professional handlers on both sides that you will barely be able to slip a sheet of paper between whatever advantage either speaker comes away with, although...

Those who like Biden will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won...and those who like Palin will of course hear what they want to hear and think he won.

That's how the partisan mind works. It filters reality through a telescope that only works according to its own script and is blind to all else.

But, you never know...something unexpected may still happen. Someone may screw up royally when Biden and Palin meet. That's what both sides always pray for, isn't it? And they pray that it will favor them when it happens. ;-)

Why, oh why, for instance could McCain not have gone into a foaming frenzy, beat his fists insanely on the podium, and then had a stroke right there on the stage? And why could Obama not have stumbled in confusion, lost the thread of his arguent entirely, and then burst into tears and rushed off the stage?

(sigh) Two more sets of eager partisan hopes were dashed on Friday.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 10:44 AM

"from what I've heard from Ms. Sarah of late even the moode gun might not help her..."


                  No, I think she'll be in a good mood. As for a gun, I'd recommend a Remingtion 300 Ultra-Mag.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Cool Beans
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 10:13 AM

Bullwinkle. He could use some new clothes.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 09:54 AM

Ahhhhh, last I heard, Rigs, is that they ain't gonna let Ms. Sarah bring the moose gun so Joe outta be just fine... Heck, from what I've heard from Ms. Sarah of late even the moode gun might not help her...

One thing is for sure, however, and that is she is gonna be wearing her running shoes to the debate...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 09:20 AM

That's a good point, kendall. I wouldn't want to be Joe Biden.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: kendall
Date: 27 Sep 08 - 08:19 AM

If she can field dress a Moose, think how she could deal with a foreign dictator.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Sep 08 - 09:32 AM

Now don't be like that, Rigs...

The gal is purdy, ain't she??? That opughtta account fir somethin'...

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 26 Sep 08 - 08:45 AM

The end of the world is just around the corner!

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: kendall
Date: 26 Sep 08 - 08:22 AM

Pat Robertson

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Sep 08 - 07:31 AM

Hey, I'd take the job... I'd invite her and Firts Dude down to my farm to blast the crap outta some of these pesky deer... I'd wash the Oval Office windows fir her and bring her coffee, too... I might even lernt her up some hillbilly... Hillbilly is differenter than redneck and she could sho nuff use some hillbilly... What else??? Oh yeah, I'd learnt her up some geography so when she goes off to negotiate stuff with Putin-head she won't get lost... I'd hate to think of that poor woman out there in her Humvee all lostercated tryin' to find Russia...

Yeah, let it be known that I am available just as long as UI don't have to cut off my pony-tail to be VP 'casue the Constiturion don't say nuthin' about pony tails...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Sep 08 - 02:17 AM

She's gonna pick Bobert.
I mean, the guy's got an obsession about her, can't stop starting threads about her....

Who could be more loyal than Bobert? For Republicans, loyalty is far more important than intelligence and talent. Intelligence and talent are elitist, you know...
Oh....sorry, Bobert.

Chongo? You gotta be kidding. The primate elections are long over, Little Hawk.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 11:53 PM

Isn't that the guy who started Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 09:33 PM

As brilliant as she has proven herself to be, I think she would make a very wise choice, like Bernie Sanders.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Alice
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 07:58 PM

she would pick the "First Dude", her hubby, already the shadow governor

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 07:32 PM

55 mm's you say, Donuel???

I believe that is the McCain brain so not to worry 'er...

...worry a bunch...

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 07:29 PM

You're going to have your eye drained? Do I understand that right?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 07:28 PM

I believe I have an accurate eye.

This week I have noticed the bump on McCain's face is a clear 5 mm larger overall.

Is this a condition tha requires draining on a schedule?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 06:09 PM

It won't work. He's for public schools. Unless you mean James Dobson.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 05:59 PM

Rev. Dobbs

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 05:33 PM

Hey, that would be real cool, P-Gator... Maybe he and Ms. Sarah's to-be-son-in-law could start a punk band... Now that would be a real twist in soap opera...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: PoppaGator
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 05:19 PM

Jim and Tammy Bakker's son, the tatooed evangelist to gutter-punk world.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 05:06 PM

Yes, you're right, LH. I wasn't thinking about other orders of primates when I made the observation. I am deeply sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 04:26 PM

Riginslinger - "It's too bad these buffoons from Kenya keep getting involved with America's campaign."


Rig, that is a specist slur that is not going to go unchallenged. You owe Chongo Chimp and the entire APP an apology! Furthermore, Chongo's family does NOT hale from Kenya. They come from various parts of Gabon, the Congo, and Cameroon.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 04:02 PM

"Has-been" at least rhymes.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 09:01 AM

"Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???"

                Certainly not somebody as inept as Joe Biden!

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: GUEST,Vlad the Inhaler
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 08:57 AM

I offer my devoted services, both to the noble Scarah and to the people of America.

My incisive mind can cut to the bone of these anaemic political rumours encircling the nation, to sink into the sharp truth of our economic needs and extract the iron of abundance. I will suck the blood of the nation in order to ingest honour, valour and the energy of the youth of the nation. Like a bat consuming a moose, i will cling to the lovely Scarah and follow her on a trail of destruction, feasting on the innards of blood left in trails by the bodies of our enemies.

I offer my valiant spirit to consume the bleeding hearts of the feeble opposition, to chew their dangerous liberal licentiousness and tread their treasonous pro-terrorist wimpish followers into the dust.

There will be a sausage sizzle outside my place on Friday 13th at midnight, please bring a donation and a friend!

Vlad

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Riginslinger
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 08:36 AM

It's too bad these buffoons from Kenya keep getting involved with America's campaign.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 07:54 AM

I think she has already picked Him...

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: GUEST,SOETO
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 02:31 AM

Not sure about his name, but apparently he has a pale horse.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 10:06 PM

Ted Stevens

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 09:49 PM

No, the golden retriever does NOT sound okay. Chongo requires far greater inducements than that to be persuaded to serve as number 2 in the Palin administration.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Alice
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 09:49 PM

Rumor is that McCain is having a health crisis and that is the real reason for canceling debate.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 08:55 PM

Actually, the golden retriever sounds okay, but wouldn't it require a constitutional amendment allowing the minimum age requirement to be recalibrated into dog years?

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 08:54 PM

No, Amos. Chongo is not that big into Golden Retrievers. I think I could describe his attitude toward them as "mild suspicion, verging on indifference".

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 08:53 PM

Wait a minute, John... You guys got the good stuff...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 08:52 PM

Come on Beezeer... Palin/Manson??? Doesn't rhyme too good... Pick again...

No, Stalin is dead, for kripes sake...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 08:52 PM

Guys, send me some of what you smoke.

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 08:39 PM

A golden retriever....



A

Subject: RE: BS: Who will Pres. Sarah Pick as her VP???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 08:35 PM

I think she should pardon Charles Manson and make him VP. It's a scary idea, but not nearly as scary as her being President.