BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 07:58 AM

Where there's a Will, there's greedy relatives.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 05:09 AM

A free Will with every five gallons.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Slag
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 04:15 AM

Liar

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 09:08 AM

Profound, & very true!

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 09:06 AM

Deceptions are a result of our misuse of free will.
RD

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 07:59 AM

"try and prove me wrong. This, as me three ex wives will tell you, is impossible."

Just as well you stay out of those 'Middle East' threads then, there's enough of your type in there...

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 05:09 AM

Nick all that proves is that Google, that famous spelling mistake is about 10 years old, a googol on the other hand is word brought into the discussuion to try and prove me wrong. This, as me three ex wives will tell you, is impossible.
BTW
My uncle used to love me, but she died.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 04:42 AM

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 04:22 AM

A piece of string goes into a bar...........

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 02:50 AM

I went into a pub last night, it cost £2.00 to get in, and you could drink all you wanted for free all night, I thought wow this is great................,
    then I realised I'd gone into a swimming pool.


eric

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Slag
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 12:49 AM

Glad they didn't name it Godot. We'd still be waiting for our search reslults. Google = 10 to the 100th power. Googleplex 10 to the 100th to the 100th a number so large that it cannot be written. If you could inscribe every subatomic particle with a zero ( and a single one with a 1 you do not have enough matter in the known Universe to write out the number. I don't know what this has to do with meeting strangers, turning into bars and pubs or that little wussy Descarte but thought you might like to know if'n you didn't know already.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Nick
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 08:11 PM

Nonsense - originally from googol the number coined by nine-year-old Milton Sirotta, nephew of American mathematician Edward Kasner in 1920. The Internet search engine Google was named after this number. The original founders were going for 'Googol', but ended up with 'Google' due to a spelling mistake on a cheque that investors wrote to the founders.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Slag
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 04:28 PM

That little twit Rene' meets 'imself comin' and goin'. He gits a few pints into 'imself and he's ere-goin'. "piss off" e says, " After you" I says. I wish e would turn into a bar.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 01:41 PM

Nonsense Google is about 10 years old!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Nick
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 01:27 PM

Google is ageless...

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 01:05 PM

Ooh Nick, you are old!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Nick
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 12:54 PM

I got chatting to a bloke in the pub who was introduced to me as 'Leslie Welch - the Memory Man'.

'Well what do you know?' says I.

Big mistake, thought I'd never shut him up.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 11:17 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 06:48 AM

Sic transit gloria mundi

Gloria was unwell in the back of the van on Monday.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 06:43 AM

Work is the curse of the drinking classes!

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Micca
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 06:10 AM

Cogito ergo sum
Think, its Arithmatic!

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Hrothgar
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 05:37 AM

I drink, therefore I am.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 05:11 AM

Reminds me of the remark attributed to the late great Dorothy Parker.

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think"

This was her alleged response to a challenge, which was to make witty remark using the word horticulture.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Dave Masterson
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 03:48 AM

News story seen years ago about philosophy lessons given in a home for 'women of ill-repute'.
The headline – 'Putting Descartes before de whores'

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 08:55 PM

At least the media didn't castigate him for dumping his load...

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: gnu
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 08:32 PM

Ben Franklin was loaded to the two eyeballs. Made a spectacle of himself.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 05:26 PM

That's no fun. I suppose your going to tell me next that Mr Shires nickname isn't Lanky. Or that Mr and Mrs Bates's son isn't called Master... Oh. Perhaps not.

I met Dracula in the pub last night. There was food on and he polished off the lot. When I complained to the landlord he said, "Well, they do call him vampire the buffet slayer."

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 06:41 PM

Wilson Tucky

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 10:08 AM

Is his real name Ken?

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 08:42 AM

Talk about 'iron bar'

that is the nickname of one of our Aussie politicians...

Iron Bar Tucky...

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 07:15 AM

It was said about me "Pass his driving test; he couldn't pass a pub" mind you now that pubs in Scotland are non smoking they are a real pleasure to visit.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 06:17 AM

I've had a year of health problems.

I've been suffering from alcoholic constipation, and in spite of everything the doctors tried....

I STILL CAN'T PASs A PUB!

Heading swiftly for the horizon.........Byeee
Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: DMcG
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 05:52 AM

I met Thomas Aquinas, as it happens. It was an accident, of course, but he did keep whispering to me about substances.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 05:35 AM

I'm not going to dignify that one with a response...

Oh bugger, I just did....

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 05:31 AM

Man walked into a bar.

OUCH!!!!

It was an iron bar!

G.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 05:08 AM

Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: GUEST,James Joyce
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 04:27 AM

I was walking down Baggot Street the other day and decided to go.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 11:52 PM

*smug smile*

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 11:49 PM

Yer all bleedin' freakin' SICK!

And I'm damned proud and pleased to know you!

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 08:48 PM

Ugh! You dirty devil!

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: robomatic
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 08:45 PM

Is that where you're seen in Pub-lic?

Didn't Descarte gain a lot of weight in France so hearing that the food was, well, not quite the best side of English culture, he voyaged over to Blighty in order to lose some weight, and found that not only did he accomplish his goal, but he became rather the athlete. He was so qood at billiards they dubbed him the "Rene Reedy Reachee"

I've got my mukluks on.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 08:40 PM

I'm a Magician.

Last night, while walking down the street, I turned into a pub.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 08:27 PM

Good one, Bill.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: bobad
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 07:28 PM

Go to your room Bill.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:53 PM

I was gonna study 'ol René at one time in my college career, but the professor who dealt in such matters would only do so evey 3-4 years....so I read the 1st & 2nd meditations in detail for 2 years before I actually attended a class.....

I guess I put Descarte before Decourse.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:50 PM

Cogito ergo sum.
When you are in the room,
I get a feeling elemental,
Then I realize you're only mental.

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:42 PM

I walked past a Pub the other day...

ok, I'm lying...

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Rasener
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:31 PM

I bumped into the artful Dodger and asked him if he would like a drink, but he said no thanks, I am on a promise with that blonde over there.
I said, you are a Jammie Dodger you is.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 03:01 PM

What does that Marcel Marceau do when the wind drops?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:54 PM

I thought Carpe Diem was fish of the day?

I saw that bloody Chumbawumba there last night. Whatcher drinking, Chumba, I asks.

He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink

Last time I ask THAT tight git...

:D (tG)