BS: 'Ull

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM

usually by Cig Mates

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM

Yes there are indeed crowbars that are used for destruction in Ull

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:38 AM

WMDs - Woolworths, Marks & Spencer, Debenhams we have them all here.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Bobjack
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:14 AM

Looking around the town you would swear several WMD'S exploded here recently.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:10 AM

Are there any WMDs in Hull ?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:31 AM

bigissue mate are a different race altogether.

The "cig mate" variety, come up to you in the street, usually with tracksuit trousers tucked into their socks, and they say
"got a cig mate?"

if they do not ask you this, then it will be one of the following variations:
"can you go into that shop and buy us some cigs mate"
"got 20p for a cig mate?"
"got 10p i can lend mate"

or, they will simply challenge you by saying "starting dick-ed?"

They are definately ones to keep an eye on, be careful out there on the streets of Ull

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM

sorry I think that should be 'bigishoo'.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM

I've been living in the Spanish Quarter of 'Ull for some time now and have only been challenged with 'bigissue mate?'. Please describe these townies in more detail!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST,On Guard
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:05 AM

Is "Have you got ten pence for a cup of tea?" OK? Do they have any distinguishing features?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 04:22 AM

"Got a cig mate" is the latest phrase offered by these townie creatures in an attempt to associate with normal people. do not be swayed into liking them. stay on guard

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Jack The Lad
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 04:27 PM

I am an expatriate "Ullite living in foreign parts and am willing to further 'Ull's legitimate claim to rule the world by undermining all regimes unwilling to recognize that claim. If any other truly patriotic "Ullites wish to join me I am willing to provide them with work on my allotments, food, shelter and pitchforks while we bide our time hatching our plots before taking over Jerusalem, Mecca, and Toowumba.
The secret password is "Tenfoot"

Jake.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 02:38 PM

Why must we fight this plaque? I thought Colgate were doing quite well?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:20 PM

Yes, destroy the townies there too

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sooz
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 12:15 PM

What about 'ell and 'alifax? (May the good Lord deliver us.)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 06:09 AM

We must fight this plague

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:28 PM

What's this! A revolt in Hull? Does Ottawa know yet?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:21 PM

They tried it already - there is a pub in 'Ull that was the meeting place for the first 'brainstorming' sessions that started the English Civil War.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 07:42 AM

The Hullites seem to be revolting - but then what's new !

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 07:22 AM

I thought they were a very good group, are they still around ?

Subject: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 05:53 AM

I think the inhabitants of Ull on this here thread should band together and form a rebel army

our enemies are at first, the thugs and "townies" than poison an already posioned "city"
they make walking down the street into a military manoevure, and anyone walking the avenues after 6pm without a defensive weapon deserves everything they get.

Alone, we cannot defeat these hooligans, but together we stand a chance.

We shall meet at Netto on anlaby road

Gather your french sticks and rotten tomatoes, we are going to war!