Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jul 07 - 01:15 PM Slouching towards Bethlehem to be born. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 27 Jul 07 - 10:33 AM When you care enough to send the hairy beast. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 27 Jul 07 - 10:32 AM Post 666 !!! |
Subject: RE: . From: TheSnail Date: 27 Jul 07 - 09:39 AM But can Schrödinger's cat foresee death? |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jul 07 - 09:21 AM Too, too interesting. Let's restore some balance here! For an atom or molecule in which two transitions are driven by laser beams, a three-state model is used. Transitions among the three states are caused only by the oscillating electric fields of the laser beams. The amplitudes and detunings of the two laser beams, which are various functions of the time, appear in the Schrödinger equation for the atom or molecule. In certain cases, the Schrödinger equation can be solved analytically, to find transition probabilities and the probability of no transition. This is done by using Clausen's special function, or by assuming that the sum of the two detunings is zero at all times. Conditions for complete transfer of the population from the ground state to an excited state are obtained from the analytic solutions. |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 27 Jul 07 - 08:43 AM Home home on the range, Where the mudcat writers are strange, They can thrill every Nation, With their imagination, But there are some who think they're deranged. Actually that's a Limerick...aw well! |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 27 Jul 07 - 07:33 AM I learned it as: Home, home on the range, Where the beer and the cantelope play, And never is heard, A discouraging word, 'Cos what can a cantelope say? But squish! |
Subject: RE: . From: TheSnail Date: 27 Jul 07 - 07:18 AM Home, home and deranged. They've let me out for the day. I'm free from my cell. The straightjacket as well. Now I must see who I can slay. |
Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 27 Jul 07 - 05:55 AM Home, home on the range, Where the deer ans the antelope play, And never is heard, A discouraging word, 'Cos what can an antelope saaaaaaaayy? Ivor |
Subject: RE: . From: TheSnail Date: 27 Jul 07 - 05:54 AM Hey! This thread is getting interesting. Stop it immediately. |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 27 Jul 07 - 03:27 AM Aw are we doing comedy songs then? Here's my rewrite of The Sally Gardens (The Sadly Gardens) It was down by the Sadly Gardens, my love and I did meet, As she crossed the Sadly Gardens, with bad breath- and smelly feet. The odour was so ran--cid, I could smell her from the pa--rk bench, Her best friend never told her, she had such an awful stench. In a field down by the river, my fat love raised her arms, Three inches of hair in her armpits, did not add to her charms. Tattoos all over her body, made her look much worse than weird, And the warts on her nose and earlobes, drew my eyes from off her beard. It was down by the Sadly Gardens, my love and I did meet, As she crossed the Sadly Gardens, with bad breath- and smelly feet. I would not want any another, so no oth--er wi-ll I find, She is hairy and smelly and ugly, but we all know love is blind. Version by Mike Hill Nov 2006 Such a sweet sounding song...Best wishes, Mike. |
Subject: RE: . From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 26 Jul 07 - 11:44 PM Don't By Stephen Lee Rich Don't stick a carrot up your nose Don't stick a carrot up your nose Don't stick a carrot up your nose, Because, carrots don't like that. Don't teach a buffalo to fly Don't teach a buffalo to fly Don't teach a buffalo to fly Without accident insurance. Don't drive your car up on the roof Don't drive your car up on the roof Don't drive your car up on the roof It will ruin your suspension. Bridge: Don't fill a camel's hump with beer. Don't force a rabbit to be brave. Don't build snowmen in Hawaii. Don't use your elbows to shave. Don't try to eat a wooden chair Don't try to eat a wooden chair Don't try to eat a wooden chair Without a lot of mustard. Bridge 2: Don't fill a camel's hump with beer. Don't hang you laundry in mid-air. Don't plant a cactus in Alaska. Don't leave a rake in your hair. Don't stick a carrot up your nose Don't stick a carrot up your nose Don't stick a carrot up your nose, Because, carrots don't like that. |
Subject: RE: . From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 26 Jul 07 - 11:36 PM beardedbruce, "Since you can't prove a negative, how do you know when you have a vacuum?" Simple. Plug it in. Turn it on. If it sucks yu can hoover all day! Stephen Lee |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jul 07 - 06:43 PM Look! It's the pionic man! |
Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 26 Jul 07 - 06:06 PM Ahhhhh! A dose of Fats Waller in one fat swaller. He always sounded like he was singing it with a different part of the oral tradition in mind than did The Android Sisters. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 26 Jul 07 - 05:09 PM evrey - "AltaVista found 148,000 results " |
Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 26 Jul 07 - 05:06 PM Have you noticed when reading the dictionary how difficult it is to follow the plot? Still, they do explain evrey word. So that's all right. Ivor |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jul 07 - 12:13 PM Keep on truckin' Momma Truckin' 'til the break of day.... |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jul 07 - 09:18 AM Oh, no! |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 26 Jul 07 - 09:14 AM Want some sea food mama? I once had some sea food mama...she was a crabby woman. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 26 Jul 07 - 07:28 AM Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight, hold tight Foo-ra-de-ack-a-sa-ki Want some sea food mama Shrimpers and rice they're very nice Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight, hold tight Foo-ra-de-ack-a-sa-ki Want some sea food mama Steamers and sauce and then of course I like oysters, lobsters too, and I like my tasty butter fish When I come home from work at night I get my favorite dish, fish Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight, hold tight Foo-ra-de-ack-a-sa-ki Want some sea food mama Shrimpers and rice They're very nice They're very nice |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,IBO Date: 26 Jul 07 - 07:12 AM FISH ARE GREAT,ARENT THEY |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,ibo Date: 26 Jul 07 - 06:57 AM fiddly diddly dumpty doo,knickety knackety noo taroo |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 26 Jul 07 - 06:26 AM Rapaire..your English History knowledge is revealing itself here! |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 25 Jul 07 - 10:00 PM What? Tile her? |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 25 Jul 07 - 04:34 PM Watt?....lightbulbs...he invented lightbulbs! |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 25 Jul 07 - 03:19 PM You know what. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 02:02 PM for what? |
Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 25 Jul 07 - 02:00 PM BING0HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!! hOW MUCH DO I WIN? Ivor |
Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:56 PM As circle in the spiral you will fall in love with wheel inside wheel never ending or to begin on vsegda-.zakruchivaya reel as snowball downward from the mountain or the balloon of carnival as thats carousel turning the going rings around the moon as hours by hands will be sweeping the past of the minute of its side and by peace as apple being whirled silently in space as circles you find in pinwheels your reason O - kay... |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:56 PM There you go, rushin around again. Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last. Just kicking down the cobble stones. Looking for fun and Feelin' Groovy. Hello Mr. lampost, What cha knowing? I've come to watch your flowers growing. Ain't cha got no rhymes for me? Do-doot-in' doo-doo, Feelin' Groovy. Got no deeds to do. No promises to keep. I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep. Let the morning time drop all its petals on me. Life, I love you, All is groovy. |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:41 PM Как круг в спирали полюбите колесо внутри колесо никогда не кончаясь или начинать на всегда-zakruciva4 вьюрке как snowball вниз с горы или воздушный шар масленицы как thats carousel поворачивая идущие кольца вокруг луны как часы руками будут sweeping прошлым минуты своей стороны и миром как яблоко завихряясь молчком в космосе как круги вы находите в pinwheels вашего разума |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:17 PM Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever-spinning reel Like a snowball down a mountain Or a carnival balloon Like a carousel thats turning Running rings around the moon Like a clock whose hands are sweeping Past the minutes of its face And the world is like an apple Whirling silently in space Like the circles that you find In the pinwheels of your mind Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever-spinning reel As the images unwind Like the circles that you find In the pinwheels of your mind |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:14 PM Only if you have been "riding the rails". |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:13 PM Interesting views on Willie Nelson....I also heard that 'Box Car Willie' is a disease you catch on American goods trains...is that so? |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:11 PM next one here is 689, BTW. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:09 PM Sorry, C'ster. 2 does not work in a pinwheel- the number has to be the same when rotated around the center (look at it upside-down) 69 becomes... 69 96 becomes ...96 88 becomes 88 11 becomes 11 629 becomes... ??? |
Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:08 PM Messin with the rules again, eh? Tsk. Tsk. |
Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:02 PM Ooops 629 and PINWEEL!!! |
Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:00 PM 628 |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 01:00 PM The Snail, OUCH! |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 12:57 PM forgot some! 96,906,916,986,1961,6969,8968,9006,9116,9696, and 9966 see? There are so many left to get, and so few threads... |
Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 25 Jul 07 - 12:50 PM I can't remember what pinwheels I have in the "smaller" numbers of less than 5 digits. But I do have 16091, 16191, 16891, 18081 and 18181. I think I did upset Rapaire with 18181. At least he did a lot of ostentatious sobbing, and there was all that stuff about his mother's number and me stealing his inheritance. Some people will do anything to get sympathy! I would never do such a thing. Just because my mother cut me out of her will and didn't leave me any numbers - not even her crummy ones that weren't worth having anyway, and I had to work my fingers to the bone to bring up two children on a pittance, and we were so poor that we nearly always had to live in houses with numbers nobody wanted - like number 13. And just because my collection of pinwheels is all I have to leave my children......No, I would never stoop so low just to get people's sympathy! |
Subject: RE: . From: TheSnail Date: 25 Jul 07 - 12:49 PM The Willie Nelson was used in Ancient Greek wrestling. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 11:52 AM Georgiansilver, No, that is his half brother, "Half" Nelson. They are the children of "Full" Nelson, with different mothers. |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 11:50 AM re pinwheels. I have some: 1,8,11,609,619 I still need 69,88,101,111,181, and those above 619 ( 689,808,818,1001,1111,1691,1881,6009,6119,6699,6889,8008,8118,8698,8888). I do not think I will try for those above 4 digits- I would not want to upset Rapaire. |
Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 25 Jul 07 - 11:20 AM You've got to know when to hold 'em. Apparently you've also got to know when to fold them, and it's not when it comes with instructions not to fold, bend, spindle, or mutilate. |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 25 Jul 07 - 11:17 AM Willie Nelson....I thought that was a wrestling hold! |
Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 25 Jul 07 - 10:11 AM Wow - you're actually getting a collection! |
Subject: RE: . From: beardedbruce Date: 25 Jul 07 - 09:52 AM 619! ANOTHER PINWHEEL!!!! Artist: ABBA Song: Merry-Go-Round I have tried in vain never had success So it seems my life is nothing but a mess I have lost my only friend Now it seems I have to start again Merry-go-round Where am I bound With my love and feelings Merry-go-round Who wants to kiss me And hug me and miss me Yes, who wants to do it I wish that I knew it Merry-go-round Wish I had found Somebody to care for Where am I bound Life is so lonely If life is just only To love with my loving Goes round and round Looking for someone Who would want to stay I might find her With a bit of luck one day But who knows So until then I can only try and try again Merry-go-round Where am I bound With my love and feelings Merry-go-round Who wants to kiss me And hug me and miss me Yes, who wants to do it I wish that I knew it Merry-go-round Wish I had found Somebody to care for Where am I bound Life is so lonely If life is just only To love with my loving Goes round and round Merry-go-round Where am I bound With my love and feelings Merry-go-round Who wants to kiss me And hug me and miss me Yes, who wants to do it I wish that I knew it Merry-go-round Wish I had found Somebody to care for Where am I bound Life is so lonely If life is just only To love with my loving Goes round and round |
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