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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Charmion Date: 29 Jul 05 - 09:47 AM The concerns of Sir jOhn are always at least amusing and worth considering. Sometimes, especially when he raises rubbish issues, Sir jOhn is spot on. His opinions are too valuable to be sequestered on the eastern side of the Herring Pond. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens Date: 28 Jul 05 - 01:05 PM JOHN stop mooning about the other moony bastards and get back writing on here this instant. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge Date: 28 Jul 05 - 12:32 PM This is a silly thread. Everyone knows full well that jOhn from Hull is far from OK. He is crackers. He's off his pins. He's missing half his Jacks and Aces. He would make the average parrot sound like Gladstone or Disraeli in comparison. He is mad, daft, three sheets to the wind, irretrievably insane. * Veronica |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 28 Jul 05 - 10:06 AM It wasn't me young jOhn. Maybe it was another pop star in the virginity. However comma Q.Gardens was the best gig ever by hWb. Sorry you missed it. It's all downhill from here! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:29 PM heloo straw legend-waht you doing up now.are you at work? i sent you a tex message and you dident anser, did yoiu run out of pone credit? i just been to see Emma Rugg, she was really nice, and looking really nice, in a black dress, you should of gone, it was really nice. not sure if was you or your musical mate that i texted, one of you rung me up one day, and i stored the number as "harry wahts band bloke", so maybe it was him? not sure really. anyway=i dident stop long in quenns gardens last week, becase of falling asleep, really nackered, as just worked 12 hours, and i thought="if i fall asleep on park bench they [police etc] will think i;m a tramp, so i went home. i always try to go to your jigs, but that day i was to nackered to stay. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:10 PM Shambles has been moaning for years. It's part of the scenery. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:02 PM morning jOhn boy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: freda underhill Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:00 PM That's why we want you back, John - maybe we need a movement to Unite Against Moanies! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 27 Jul 05 - 06:52 PM My honourable frend is right, the oss i tipped was Echelon, it stormed home, and won by 4 lengths, [see race report at www.racingpost.co.uk]. I would of texted Mr Skijack my tip for the King George n Queen Elixabeth steaks, but i was skint an run out of phone credit! [it won]. anyway i texted skipack8 like he said, and tell him i reckon this orse will win, but he was in a meeting or summat, so he says, 2 can you stick a ton on for me2, i says yes, i owe him so money anyway, but paying back tomorrer, plus his winnings. he told me one day, he likes to bet on horses, so i gave him loads of tips, [waht orse will win etc], and they all won, but he never betted on them, exept 1 called Kicking King, [and now another1], and they all one. he didnt bet becase of busy in meetings, [i not sure waht job he does, but he has to go to meetings], [i think he sells animal fat or summat, not sure really]. and reason i dont go on mudcat much now= too many moany basterds, [like shambles etc], mudcat used to be really nice and funny etc, but now i think is just moany people, [moany people and racists people etc]. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Skipjack K8 Date: 27 Jul 05 - 02:50 PM Sir jOhn is indeed extant and voluble, at least in electric cellulite text form. He, or his captors, sent me a text from his wander phone the other day advising me which the winning horse in the 3.50 at Donchesterfield would be, and that I should invest all the tea club money in same nag. I'm happy to tell you that this horse, Euripedes or summat, romped home, and I'll never have to work again, so there. Noone pretending to be Sir jOhn could be this fey, so I'm sure his excellence is alive and kicking. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: ranger1 Date: 27 Jul 05 - 09:45 AM How is his hamster handling being on her own at night? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Mr Red Date: 27 Jul 05 - 08:17 AM Maybe his keyboard is cured......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 27 Jul 05 - 03:51 AM jOhn is fine. He works nights now, and has no computer access at the moment, but he will be back I am sure! Oh... 100 by the way! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 27 Jul 05 - 03:50 AM 99 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Dave Hanson Date: 27 Jul 05 - 03:49 AM Oh !! eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 27 Jul 05 - 03:39 AM jOhn is a changed man. He is now into grunge rock. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens Date: 26 Jul 05 - 10:42 AM While I like to pretend I visit Mudcat for erudite discussions of folk music, I have to say I have not been dropping in all that often in the last few months. Certainly not as often as I used to. And the reason is pretty clear: I used to call in to see what Sir JOhn had to say about things, because he is the funniest contributor we have, by a million miles. Please come back, JOhn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Dave Hanson Date: 26 Jul 05 - 09:01 AM No one knows, he comes and goes. Well he made a couple of guest appearances last week, very brief. eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 26 Jul 05 - 08:44 AM I revive this thread, because there doesn't seem to be any sign of our lad recently. I miss him. We need cheering up. And he has a great way of deflating people who need deflating. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 07 Feb 05 - 04:31 AM It certainly was nice to see him yesterday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:49 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Gotcha Garg! Date: 06 Feb 05 - 08:51 PM Good one Stilly River Sage! I wonder if Gargoyle got it?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 06 Feb 05 - 12:39 PM Thats part of the problem, Hull has more than 24 hours in a day. Nice to see you earlier Sir jOhn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Blowzabella Date: 06 Feb 05 - 11:52 AM Excellent! Now...has Hull got a 24 hour internet cafe? If not someone needs to open one and quick |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:41 AM Sir John, I am delighted to see, was posting on Mudcat but half an hour ago,signing in as GUEST JOhn from an internet cafe. His domestic Mudcat access is still snafu apparently. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:18 AM That doesn't seem to exclude participation at Mudcat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:00 PM Based on personal e-mails
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:48 PM Next time you see him ask him why he's on strike and report back, please. And tell him we miss him. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Blowzabella at work Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:55 AM Ha - I see it now - Sir jOhn has been got at by the Hull tourism dept. They must be encouraging him to keep off Mudcat, so that everyone will go to Hull for their jOhn 'fix' ...if the mountain won't go etc |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:07 AM His Grace came to Hull Flock Club last night and announced that he is "on strike" and refuses to use mudcat anymore, other than that His Grace was fine and will be attending The Big Barton session next tuesday night. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:02 AM Apparently you can get quite a large message on a bodhran,and even though it flies better than an accordian, you'll need to throw it hard to get out of the black hole that Hull seems to have become.That should not be a problem. Anyone got a decent target, though? Any spare Banjo players? Bunnahabhain |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Teresa Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM hahahahahaha sRS ... Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Joybell Date: 03 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM Sir jOhn use any key that works! We'll know it's you. Carrier pigeon? Faithful dog/hamster with note attached to collar? Anything! Anything! Throw us a sign, Sir jOhn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: burntstump Date: 03 Feb 05 - 11:20 AM with a bit of luck he's been eaten by his hampster |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:48 AM My pleasure. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:39 AM Dear staww leg end, That picture of a dancer was so glorious, I am now using it as my desk top background. What a perv! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:23 AM He's 38. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,nosey ****er Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:19 AM so how old is Sir jOhn ? a youngish or OAP legend ?? eligable for Club 18-30 or Saga holidays ??? just bloody curious to know |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:09 AM Teresa, For some time jOhn's keyboard was so fucked up that he couldn't use the return or spacebar (can't remember which). He figured out how to use the nine9 to accomplish something similar, and we just had to overlook all of the nines in the text9. Do a search on him and you'll see some of these, ending a couple of years back. Someone finally gave him a new keyboard. 9 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Mississippi Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:03 AM Thank you Sttaw Legend. Flamenco Ted - I love you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:48 AM Flamenco Ted preparing for the evening concert - very nice fishnets Ted. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Life? Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:30 AM Ddnt ask if dncer were feemale teddy. Sorry. mines is v. skruffy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM I prefer to wear the dress myself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM Is a spanish dancer dressed as a teddy any good? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Life? Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM Just curios, do you have a teddy dresed as a psanish dacner? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Date: 03 Feb 05 - 03:28 AM Greg, I got your PM. check yours for my reply QUICK before this thing crashes again. You are right though, he has a crappy internet access system and has a lot more problems than us posh broadband gentlemen. Rubbishe, the true path! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 03 Feb 05 - 12:51 AM We shall Refuse to participate in this thread until Sir John returns! Battel Babbel Bottel Lady TangylWyt Lady Lucrativa Lady De KupCake - known to her close friends as Lady De Kup. Message forwarded by Robin Fooles Troupe Scribe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Blowzabella Date: 02 Feb 05 - 07:43 PM I miss him too - even more days have gone by and no jOhn ...please come back Sir jOhn.... Blowz x |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens Date: 02 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM Sir JOhn, like myself, has some kind of ntl cabletv internet access. This has been very highly incompatible with Mudcat in the last few weeks. Today is the first day I have manged to get proper access to the forum for quite a little while. I think Sir JOhn has even greater problems, and has maybe given up trying. If anyone sees him tomorrow at HUll Flok Club, please tell him I've PMed him to explain why the Boat Band is not going to be able to come to his club next month, but we will later in the year. The cabletv theory may be wrong.It may be he is about to dismiss the government and take permanent control himself, in emulation of the King of Nepal. That is why he has not been on Mudcat, he is writing a new constitution. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Date: 02 Feb 05 - 05:30 PM A visit to jOhns abode is in hand - and its his flok club tomorah... |
