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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: katlaughing Date: 03 May 00 - 03:38 PM I'm not sure if it's the right one for that list, Praise, but there's always the Over-the-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder variety! Definitely not conducive with a Uni-Boob look, though. Then there are those old 50's cotton things my mother wore, with the concentric stitching circling her *melons*. Later on, when we were burning our bras and liberating our own budding globes, we laughed and called the old bras Torpoedo-Tits! Me, I just tell Rog, he needs to follow along, directly behind me, reaching round in a loving embrace to lift and separate just like in the commercials, but in such a more pleasant and personal way!**BG** What a liberating thread. When do we have the next bra-burning? katlaughingforrealtearsrunningdowntheface! |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 03:34 PM So Bert, how do you pick the thread of the week again? Breasts or recollecting Spaw's resurrection? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Escamillo Date: 03 May 00 - 03:32 PM (oh, flamers of the Mudcat, do not interfere in this thread or I´ll kill you all). I´m a Latin. I like women who can´t play banjo. I like those who can´t type. I like.. oh, Spaw, could you share a little medication ?? Un abrazo tight - Andrés |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST,Steve Latimer Date: 03 May 00 - 03:23 PM Ah, silicone, wonderful stuff. I know many guys who are put off by these, but as I've often said, the Venus de Milo was once nothing but a hunk of rock. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Bert Date: 03 May 00 - 03:20 PM Ah speaking of silicone |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 03:12 PM OK, it isn't a lyric request, but if you can help me out I am sure someone will make a song out of this. I've asked before, but Alas! Still need to know: The Bra Salesman says bras only come in the following sizes, but I can't be sure I have correctly remembered all of the sizes. I think there is one missing.
Sub-Nubbins So I figure that if no one knows the classic line I've forgotten, at least one of the members of the Goofy Girls' Gentlemens' Auxiliary will have some thoughts to share. AND-- this is an old, pre-silicon days joke, so KEEP EM NATURAL. Or start another list for the artificially altered varieties. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Hollowfox Date: 03 May 00 - 03:05 PM Abby Sale, I think you've given the best solution. This calls to mind the story Doug Kershaw, the Cajun musician told about learning to play the guitar from his mother. She was appaerntly a buxom lady, and would rest a breast in the upper curve of the guitar as a matter of course when she played. When he was finally big enough to learn to play, (he was still pretty young) he cried because he didn't have anything to put there. Obviously he was able to adapt his mother's playing style. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Sailor Dan Date: 03 May 00 - 03:04 PM Dear Ladies and Gents of the Mudcat. After following this thread for the past two days, I would like to thank you all for the delightful descriptions, comments and remarks. I have never read so many descriptions of such a wonderfully delectable item of the torso that so many of us "boys" do care for. Please keep up the excellent conversation, I need some good laughs. These remarks are not meant to be sexist or deroggatory Thanks I am sincerely LMAO & ROTF
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Abby Sale Date: 03 May 00 - 02:23 PM I see two options - One is to arrange things evenly so that both breasts rest on top. This will seem more normal, I think. Second harks mw back to Esther Halpern, then owner of the Gilded Cage, Phily. When she was fairly short and 20 to 30 months pregnant (it seemed) & seated she found the guitar strings hard to reach. She just played side-saddle. I forget if the guitar stayed out front & she turned sideways or the other way around, though. I worked fine. Many men play banjo at the hip - it wouldn't be that unusual. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 02:07 PM Well, I can tell you it does not, never has, and never will have aspargus growing out of it!! And about the dobro, sounds even more dangerous to me, what with dinner plates and all. That's it, spaw, fried eggs on a dinner plate behind!! Bohran tips on the side, with dandelion wine! |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: catspaw49 Date: 03 May 00 - 01:57 PM Well Sorch, you have a "point."....or in your case a fried egg...whatever...........and it is well taken. But that doesn't stop Ol' Spaw from askin' does it? I mean, I wouldn't want to be rude or push or anything.....just curious and all kinda'......you know nothin' about its too important or anything.....like I could live without knowing and its really inconseque.............. Oh gawd, I can't take it!!!!!!! I'm on my knees Sorch (right height) ......TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......okay, okay........I'm better now.........get me some prozac................ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Metchosin Date: 03 May 00 - 01:56 PM Thanks Spaw (ah memories) although I realize I was kind of begging for some kind complement, thanks again for being a gentleman and complying. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Amos Date: 03 May 00 - 01:54 PM That would be a bum rap indeed. Almost as interesting as a complete bust. But not a total flop. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Bert Date: 03 May 00 - 01:53 PM I'm sorry to introduce a note of seriousness into such a delightful thread. But, couldn't you swap your banjo for a Dobro? |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Mooh Date: 03 May 00 - 01:48 PM More threads about breasts, please. Mooh. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 01:46 PM Spaw, we gals gotta keep our priorities in order here; have you ever heard anybody agonizing over a bum-ectomy? |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: catspaw49 Date: 03 May 00 - 01:45 PM Well Susie Sweet Cheeks, age hasn't treated most of too kindly, but(t) thanks for the lowdown on your low down.(:<)) And Steve, I can tell you, or you can enter those letters into your favorite search engine........nah, don't do that, I'll tell............BDSM-Bondage Discipline Sado/Masochism. And if I need to explain further, go ahead and use the search engine!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Metchosin Date: 03 May 00 - 01:38 PM Sorry Spaw, no titilation from this corner, besides, my daughter would probably floor me for discussing the size of her left breast in a public forum, if she knew, so I'd better not go near her backside, besides she too young for you. As for me, gravity, childbirth and age has somehow managed to change my pride and joy, without support, to something that resembles tobacco pouches. And sadly, I haven't been called "Susie Sweet Cheeks" for quite a few years. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST,Steve Latimer Date: 03 May 00 - 01:34 PM 'Spaw, Que BDSM? (He asked shuddering) |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: catspaw49 Date: 03 May 00 - 01:31 PM I sense we may be moving into BDSM here......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Amos Date: 03 May 00 - 01:20 PM Yeah, but wouldn't taking the duct tape OFF be kinda...painful?? |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST,Steve Latimer Date: 03 May 00 - 01:19 PM I was just thinking, Little Neo said she was using Duct tape as a strap for her new Banjo. Perhaps another use for Duct tape would be to wrap around your upper body and keep those things out of the way. Just a thought. I am an avid golfer. One of the biggest problems facing women taking up the game is just what do they do with them when taking their stance. I for one don't know the answer. (But if I put on any more weight I might have to consider it more seriously) |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: catspaw49 Date: 03 May 00 - 01:05 PM Well Ol' Spaw been lovin' this stuff and when you add it too the other things we been learnin' on that "Singin' in the Loo" thread......Well, I'd just like to say that I'll not be needin' to surf the porn sites. But I gotta' tell you ladies that Spaw always kinda' been partial to rump roast a bit more than rib, so to speak.....So I was thinkin' that if y'all might like to discuss the "flip side" for awhile, well, I'll be readin' right along............ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Amos Date: 03 May 00 - 12:46 PM DINNER PLATES!????? Whoooooo!!! Jen, you gotta stop these descriptive posts!!! :>) Bear in mind, unlike those of you who are curvaceiusly gifted we ballbearing types are living a poor life, cloaked in groveling mystery, most of the time, about these gentle bounteous, awe-inspiring, attention-riveting, cosmic jewels which you-all treat so cavlierly. They hold power over us -- especially when we dance with tall partners! A (Now I'm worried I'll get a bust in the chops!) |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Amos Date: 03 May 00 - 12:42 PM DINNER PLATES!????? Whoooooo!!! Jen, you gotta stop these descriptive posts!!! :>) Bear in mind, unlike those of you who are curvaceiusly gifted |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: JenEllen Date: 03 May 00 - 12:12 PM Goofy Girl Gentlemen's Auxiliary? You bet your sweet ass! Every last testosteroni one of 'em! Serios note to Margo: I know it can be a bit embarassing for you, but you can tell by the drift of last night and thismorning that no one worries about it for long. So unless you're playing in a freezer, and you've got nipples the size of dinner plates, I don't think you'll have a problem. Okay, maybe that wasn't so serious after all....... |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Metchosin Date: 03 May 00 - 12:09 PM Spider Tom, If its OK with you, I'd like to send that to my daughter who is trekking somewhere in the south of England right now, would you mind if I changed banjo to guitar? |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU Date: 03 May 00 - 12:04 PM You can look as much, But if you as much as touch You gonna have yourself a case I'm gonna break your face... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU Date: 03 May 00 - 12:04 PM You can look as much, But if you as much as touch You gonna have yourself a case I'm gonna break you're face... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: katlaughing Date: 03 May 00 - 12:02 PM Classic Art! The best! |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 11:16 AM Amos, LOL!!!! Screeeeeeeeemminggg...... OK. Getting a grip. Oh!!!! A grip!!!! OK. OK, I'll reply.... "OK. You can try!!" Ohhhhhhhhh........... ROTF..... ~Susan~ |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST,Steve Latimer Date: 03 May 00 - 11:02 AM Rick, Wow, we have something else in common. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Amos Date: 03 May 00 - 11:01 AM I'd like to suggest, gentlemen, that we try to be a little more feeling on this subject. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: kendall Date: 03 May 00 - 10:58 AM that was quite a cud you brought up Art.. personally, I believe that the human female mammaries are the most beautiful form in all of nature, and, not to be scoffed at. Scoffed UP maybe, but, not scoffed AT. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 10:57 AM Men, D-D-D-lightful! You are hereby admitted to the Goofy Girl Gentlemen's Auxiliary! Galpals, what do they get with their membership? ~Susan~ |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Mbo Date: 03 May 00 - 10:57 AM Nah, he's just been wired for the last 18 hours...he needs a trip to Bali to let it all hang down. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Amos Date: 03 May 00 - 10:53 AM Art, you've obviously been busted. Call for support. Either that or you're spending too much time in your cups. Go figure. A |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: catspaw49 Date: 03 May 00 - 10:51 AM Lately, I've been a bit worried about you Art. Now I can say, nay-nay, my worry was unfounded.......Sorry for acting like a complete boob. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Art Thieme Date: 03 May 00 - 10:46 AM This thread has provoked numerous titters here for sure. Udderly amazing. I'm equally certain that some would say it sucks and is in bad taste. Well, we've milked the topic for all we can get. I guess I'm just an old leche(r). Heiffer joke is better than none. Remember, to err is human, to forgive bovine. No bull. I've been pretty cowherdly lately. Calf assed too. Then there was the hobo bovine. (A bum steer.) And the cow that got into the ink supply. (She "Mooed Indigo".) Think I'll go take a nip even though it's before noon ! Art |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Mbo Date: 03 May 00 - 10:21 AM TOM you da man! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Spider Tom Date: 03 May 00 - 08:44 AM What can I say in just a few lines, I hasten to comment, In just a few rhymes. THE LAST LAUGH. I read a ladys question, It had some people vexed, Of playing on a banjo, Adorned, by solo breast. Well! Do you try to hide it? I hear, that there's no way, Just keep in mind, a resting breast, Can make some peoples day. Does it wobble as you're plucking, Do you have to tell it "stay", Or else you find the juggling, Puts you off your play. Do you see some men, a'perving, As they're peeping through their hair, And grin, because you know, You're hideing, half a perfect pair.
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 03 May 00 - 08:17 AM I'm too old too be excited by this thread, but thanks for the mammaries. RtS (no joke too old, no singing too flat..) |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST Date: 03 May 00 - 08:01 AM Thread drift alert...(although I enjoyed the light banter among the masters of mammaries)... Alison's post reminded me of a comment the Dillard's (bluegrass band that used to, among other things, be on the old Andy Griffith show) made the other night on a TV special. Being from Missouri, their definition of a "gentleman" is, "someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." NOI. Neil Lowe |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Bat Goddess Date: 03 May 00 - 07:52 AM I thought I just couldn't play guitar anymore because my arms have gotten shorter. Bat Goddess (who's tired of wearing a bra that looks like a swimming cap for Siamese twins!) |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: catspaw49 Date: 03 May 00 - 07:44 AM Between this and the "Singin' in the Loo" thread, I have learned a great deal about some of the women of Mudcat. It was perhaps more than I needed to know, but uh.......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Metchosin Date: 03 May 00 - 03:56 AM I remember a spoof calendar, years ago, called Maidens, where one of the monthly pinups was a gal trying to play guitar with her sagging boob caught between the strings. I laughed then, can't now, its too close to the truth. |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: alison Date: 03 May 00 - 03:53 AM Just be thankful you don't play the accordion... hahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 03:41 AM Priunebube? Maori? |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: katlaughing Date: 03 May 00 - 03:37 AM OH, MY GAWD, I almost peed my pants! You two should be on stage! LMAOWROTFTSDMF!!! Reining in wild horses?!! MY daughter can relate to that! Louie and Ralph!LOL!!! Actually, when my were of the younger horse stage, I got a tattoo...nobody noticed the kid-bearing strecth marks, 'cause the colour of the rose always grabbed their attention! NOW, I ahve this terrible image of me rolling my sock down, oh, gawd, womon, I can't...tttyyy...pp..eee, laughing too hard! Ta bed! Ta sleep! Perchance to dream of wild horse days, pre-uni-boob daze! |
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: JenEllen Date: 03 May 00 - 03:27 AM Louis and Ralph? Dontcha mean L'mao and Rotf??? And yeah, the goofy girl crap wins out everytime.....:) |
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