Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Curious Date: 31 Jan 05 - 05:04 PM Teresa: Sounds like there's a great story there! Maybe even a song! |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:34 PM Lean over your guitar if you plan to tune the G string up to A. Unless you have safety glasses on... ...in which case you might take your chances with your date's burly father as well (after all, who's going to get lucky with a pair fo safety glasses on?) |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:31 PM Wave good-bye from a helicopter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:30 PM Tell your date's burly father that you plan to get lucky tonight. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:26 PM Never trust a thin chef LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Layah Date: 31 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM Never remove items from boiling oil with your fingers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Date: 31 Jan 05 - 02:11 PM ... squeeze an open water bottle between your thighs, unless you want your face washed, that is. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: gnu Date: 31 Jan 05 - 02:09 PM ... say never. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Chris Green Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:23 PM ..lend money to a man wearing rollerskates. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Midchuck Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM ...go to the john, while playing in a bar and consuming beer, without taking off your thumbpick and/or fingerpicks. (I had trouble remembering this rule, and eventually was forced to switch to flatpicking pretty much exclusively.) Peter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Don Firth Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:12 PM . . . slap someone who is chewing tobacco. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: artbrooks Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:12 PM Never assume that the other guy is going to signal for a lane change...especially in Albuquerque. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:10 PM HISTORICAL TRIVIA: In the US, whiskey used to be "proofed" with gunpowder. You wet the gunpowder with the whiskey and lit it. If it was 180 proof or so it would burn and ignite the gunpowder, which would FOOF!. If it laid there in a soggy black mess the guy you were trying to sell it to would toss you out, without beating you up if you were lucky. How about changing it to "Never drink so much that you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss." |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,heric Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:09 PM Never let Michael. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:51 PM Let a laddie an inch above yer knee. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Schantieman Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:41 PM Gents' problem too, in the appropriate circumstances! |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:40 PM Never dine in dimly-lit restaurants. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:32 PM ...or in France... |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:31 PM Let your trousers touch the floor in over-used Festival portaloos (ladies problem) |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: C-flat Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:05 PM ..let your braces dangle in the toilet bowl. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert Date: 31 Jan 05 - 11:59 AM hit seventeen when you play against the dealer. Or so the song says. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,uh oh Date: 31 Jan 05 - 10:15 AM never sit down for a shit before confirming if there is any paper.. or if anyone else is in the house to fetch, it or run out quickly to the shops.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 31 Jan 05 - 10:12 AM Only at less than 100 proof, unless I forget my definitions. Never feed the trolls. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 31 Jan 05 - 10:11 AM Never order sashimi from anyone named "Bubba". |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jan 05 - 10:01 AM Never mix alcohol and gunpowder. It gets wet and hard to light. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Donuel Date: 31 Jan 05 - 09:52 AM Don't break the ice on the windshield with a heavy broom. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 31 Jan 05 - 09:49 AM Never drive off with ice on your windshield when the sun is low. |
Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 31 Jan 05 - 09:46 AM Never wait till the last minute to head to the bathroom to pee if your trouser zipper has been sticking. (or is this restating the same problem?) |
Subject: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 31 Jan 05 - 09:44 AM Never double-tie the drawstring in a pair of sweatpants. |