BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM

Awesome image!

One wonders if we Pastafarians will soon be regaled with a rendition of the Chrifsmas Carol, after suitable libations.

This is Heaven on Earth!

Maybe I'll set up a display on my front lawn this holiday season.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: TheSnail
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 11:21 AM

Alternative caption -

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster shows Adam what he'll have to use until Eve turns up"

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Dave'sWife
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM

ANother "Touched by his noodly appendage" image for holiday card use

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: TheSnail
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 09:22 AM

REPENT YE SINNERS.

The only true Goddess is the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 08:44 AM

Jim, the most sacred song to Pastafarians is "On Top of Spaghetti".

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Jim Krause
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 12:13 AM

Ummmm, in the olden days, the Flat Bread Society had as their mascot group The Flying Burrito Brothers. This group was in reality a monastic religious order which brought country music to a whole new, and younger audience. The most legendary musician and songwriter of the order was Gram "Cracker" Parsons.

But time has passed, and ...well...I confess that I've lost faith in the Flat Bread Society. Do Pastafarians have a sacred music? Is Chrifs Hillman a Pastafarian?

Inquiring minds....

Jim Krause

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:50 PM

For those who need to do their FSM HOMEWORK.

I wonder if there are fundie-FSManiacs.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 05:21 PM

Simply a misspelling, Bee-Dubya. Nothing else. Please don't make this into a Mitt Romney/Mike Huckabee sort of thing -- the FSM wouldn't like it.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 04:51 PM

Dear Rapaire,

I couldn't help but notice that your song refers to "Chriftmas", not "Chrifsmas". "Chriftmas" is the holiday celebrated by followers of the FTM, the Floating Tortellini Monster, not the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FTM is generally considered an offshoot of FSM, though many of the FTM's followers bristle at the idea. If you thing the Shiites and Sunis don't get along, don't even think about putting an Orthodox Pastafarian and an Tortellinian in the same room without a referee.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:35 PM

Grandma got run over by a pirate,
Walkin' home from our house Chriftmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as FSM,
But as for me 'n Grandpa, we believe.

She was drinking too much egg-nog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication
so she staggered out the door and through the snow.

When we found her Chriftmas morning
at the scene ot the attack,
She had noodles on her forehead
and marinara sauce marks on her back.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 02:40 PM

Thanks to Joe for uncorrecting my spelling non-error.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 01:47 PM

The FSM avoids our area entirely due to chemtrails in the sky.

maybe thats what the chemtrails are for?!

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 01:16 PM

Hmmm??? I notice someone has "corrected" the spelling of "Chrifsmas" in this thread's title to "Christmas".

Looks like there's an epidemic of failure to get the joke going on around here.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 12:05 PM

No, it's yourzo.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: MMario
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:09 AM

isn't that ouzo?

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:06 AM

No, orzo is a anise-flavored drink from Greece.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:58 AM

And I thought orzo is what happened when pasta and antipasto collided!

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:21 AM

Antipasto is a myth created by Unbelievers to undermine belief in the FSM and to spread heresy and dissension.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Micca
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 07:52 AM

But what happens when the Pasta and the Antipasta collides?

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 06:03 AM

Is it true that in Italy you can only get Pasta eurised milk ?

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Emma B
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 05:17 AM

and for your tree.......

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Mo the caller
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 05:07 AM

It all makes sense now.
Well, as much sense as anything else.

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:53 PM

Waddaya think pulls the sleigh, huh? Reindeer?

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:30 PM

The FSM has no Ilk!

May you be touched by his noodly appendage....

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:22 PM

All Hail The FSM And His, Her, Or Its Ilk!

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 09:34 PM

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FDM), Micca. The founding entity of a Major New Religion that is sweeping the world. Well, part of America. Well...a few guys, anyway....



A

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Micca
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:39 PM

so its on to fresh foods and pastas new!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:07 PM

AWESOME...totally...

Charley Noble, who is easily impressed when it comes to pasta

Subject: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:01 PM

Merry Chrifsmas and Happy Noodle Year!