BS: Death by Humour

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 10:14 AM

C'mon, guys, you know we're just dying to hear it!

Most of my near-fatal episodes for the last couple of years have occured sitting right where I am now.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 09:22 AM

Do you REALLY want the punchline? What are you willing to pay for me not to post it?

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 07:13 AM

Every time we had my Mom in the car and we happened to pass a cemetery she would pipe in with, "Do you know why they put fences and walls around graveyards?"

Shaking my head.... NO! I won't type the punchline. If you can't figure it out, then good! I have nothing but admiration for you.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Wyrd Sister
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 05:25 AM

No mention of prosecution

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Slag
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 10:20 PM

Gallo (s) humor? Well, when whippin' off those one-liners, just don't stand in front of your intended victim. The forensic evidence left behind might be overwhelming.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 05:23 PM

Humorcide in the first degree! (Or is that killing a joke?)

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 01:12 PM

a real danger!

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: john f weldon
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:34 PM

Well, if you gotta go, that seems like a great way.

One tip for murder by laughter... ...the best location is somewhere where laughing is verboten. When I had a dumb desk job in a very quiet office, I whispered a very dumb joke to a co-worker. Not only did he almost die, even worse, almost got fired. He had to take half a day off to get the giggles out.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Mrrzy
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:14 PM

Ah, I am reminded of walking by a church one day, wondering if the people were there for a funeral or a wedding, there seemed to be about equal proportions of weeping and laughing, somber clothes and bright clothes. Then, as I rounded the corner, I saw the hearse and almost died laughing - it was a dead giveaway!

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: jeffp
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 09:42 AM

It's that extra "u" that makes it dangerous. Humor is harmless. Humour does not go down as easily.

The choice is up to u.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 08:46 AM

Yes it was dead funny!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 07:17 AM

Perhaps you've discovered Monty Python's killer joke.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 02:38 AM

You're joking of course!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Ernest
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 01:41 AM

You might be convicted to death by tickling...

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 08:59 PM

Litterally.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 08:52 PM

Rap.... Probably nothing worse than Alittering?

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 07:47 PM

should read: their chosen refreshment
oops

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: MartinRyan
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 06:41 PM

... with intent...

Regards

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 06:41 PM

Friends should know better than to drink and listen to you. Perhaps they were trying for self-induced euthanasia?? Gives new meaning: "to die laughing"! They are responsible for their own error in judgement.

Subject: RE: BS: Death by Humour
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 06:40 PM

Probably nothing worse than littering.

Subject: BS: Death by Humour
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 06:24 PM

While talking in the pub tonight I was reminded of a number of occasions where I came close to "doing in" friends with a well timed one-liner just as they were swallowing or attempting to swallow a mouthful of thier chosen benefit causing them to choke and splutter uncontrollably when turning a worrying shade of purple.

The question is: if they had met their demise as a result, could I have been convicted of murder or manslaughter?