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BS: Happy Birthday Amos

Lonesome EJ 15 Sep 09 - 05:53 PM
Amos 15 Sep 09 - 04:43 PM
Lonesome EJ 15 Sep 09 - 02:13 PM
Amos 15 Sep 09 - 11:42 AM
skarpi 15 Sep 09 - 11:35 AM
gnu 14 Sep 09 - 07:32 PM
Amos 14 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM
gnu 14 Sep 09 - 04:54 PM
Dorothy Parshall 14 Sep 09 - 04:40 PM
SINSULL 14 Sep 09 - 08:17 AM
Rapparee 14 Sep 09 - 07:30 AM
VirginiaTam 14 Sep 09 - 06:22 AM
kendall 14 Sep 09 - 04:47 AM
Severn 14 Sep 09 - 02:11 AM
alanabit 13 Sep 09 - 04:04 AM
Amos 13 Sep 09 - 01:15 AM
katlaughing 12 Sep 09 - 10:09 PM
Beer 12 Sep 09 - 08:38 PM
Leadfingers 12 Sep 09 - 07:37 PM
John MacKenzie 12 Sep 09 - 06:57 PM
gnu 12 Sep 09 - 05:59 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 05:42 PM
Mrs.Duck 12 Sep 09 - 05:27 PM
Donuel 12 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM
ClaireBear 12 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 05:04 PM
Lizzie Cornish 1 12 Sep 09 - 04:56 PM
SussexCarole 12 Sep 09 - 04:27 PM
Genie 12 Sep 09 - 04:23 PM
fat B****rd 12 Sep 09 - 04:19 PM
Rapparee 12 Sep 09 - 04:17 PM
John MacKenzie 12 Sep 09 - 04:04 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 03:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Sep 09 - 03:34 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 03:05 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 02:11 PM
Janie 12 Sep 09 - 02:08 PM
Severn 12 Sep 09 - 01:51 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 01:50 PM
John MacKenzie 12 Sep 09 - 01:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Sep 09 - 01:45 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 01:44 PM
olddude 12 Sep 09 - 01:34 PM
Sandra in Sydney 12 Sep 09 - 01:24 PM
My guru always said 12 Sep 09 - 12:24 PM
olddude 12 Sep 09 - 12:21 PM
Amos 12 Sep 09 - 12:01 PM
maeve 12 Sep 09 - 11:55 AM
Bobert 12 Sep 09 - 11:38 AM
Little Hawk 12 Sep 09 - 11:36 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 05:53 PM

Sure. I will be wearing something in a tasteful powder blue.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 04:43 PM

Yowzah!! See at the sheepfold off-ramp--wear a hat so I can pick you out. :D



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 02:13 PM

have a great day, Amos. see you in a couple weeks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 11:42 AM

THanks, Skarpi!! And best wishes to all of youse as well!!

See you at the Gadabout Getaway?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: skarpi
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 11:35 AM

as always , last to know
happy birthday Amos

kv Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:32 PM

I was speaking bephorically. If you keep posting that negative shit, I shall be forced to reinforce it with a plethora of nasty OLD jokes and such.

If I can remember to do same. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM

Thanks, Gnu!! I was speaking metaphorically, you understand. A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 04:54 PM

Dot... alt+130 = é

I would explain that for A but since he's on his way downhill and doesn't have time to learn another language, I won't take up what little time he has left.

Now... A... knock that "old fart" shit off or you will be.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 04:40 PM

Not much computer access these days but there are extenuating circumstances, and redeeming ones also. Now that I know you have the same B-day as my brother, I can apologize to each of you when I am, inevitably, tardy!

Pour toi, une Bonnes non-Fetes!!! de Montreal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:17 AM

Happy Unbirthday, Amos. Haven't been computing much for the last few days so I missed this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 07:30 AM

Sorry I missed it, Amos. I hope that it was happy and wet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 06:22 AM

Sorry Amos. I missed it. Belated birthday wishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: kendall
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 04:47 AM

Ahoy there Mate, I'll raise a glass to ye at the Getaway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Severn
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 02:11 AM

i hope you have a good suit-required celebration night with some "Jessup-bel"......errrrr.......Jessup Belle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: alanabit
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 04:04 AM

Happy Birthday to one of the nicest blokes and sharpest minds.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 01:15 AM

I feel like a rogue quanta, inextricably entangled with all these wunnerful event nodes across the folkosphere. Instantly tanslatable and inseperable, that's us.

Thanks all. I had a great evening out with friends and sang my best Muleskinner to a fierce Doberman, who rolled over on his back and laid out his tongue as though he had been drugged.

Among other songs. A grand day and a grand night. I go forth girded and ready to live in the world as an old fart...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 10:09 PM

The day is still somewhat young out there in the far left, right? So...I am not a day late, yet, so...Happy Birthday! May you have all that you need and desire and the following year be a great one! Thanks for being here.

luvyakatpostingfortheeviltwintoo (I know he'd want to tell you to fuck off, at the very least:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Beer
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 08:38 PM

Sure glad I went below the line and seen this this thread. Happy Birthday buddy and many many more. Never met you but after 6/8 years of reading your post,and responding to some, I feel that we have met and will meet again.
Adrien


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Leadfingers
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 07:37 PM

Have a good one mate !


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 06:57 PM

Don't mention sheep, he'll get excited, and at his age, that's dangerous.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 05:59 PM

Eweeeeee!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 05:42 PM

As the actress said to the bishop, "Us virgins need to stick together...".


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 05:27 PM

Happy birthday from another virgin!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM

Happy 47th, at least in this dimension.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: ClaireBear
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM

Happy birthday, compadre. Struggling to say something clever here, but words fail when I think of you...

C


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 05:04 PM

Wow, that is one great cake!! LOL!!   Thank you all so much. Now that I know the snarky poem came from our August librarian, I will begin plotting a suitable revenge, but the truth is, I deserve it. I have been very hard on him lately and he deserves to feel peeved at me. LOL!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 04:56 PM

A Birthday hug to you, Amos. Oh, and I baked you a cake too....eat it slowly...

Many Happy Returns

:0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: SussexCarole
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 04:27 PM

When you get older losing your hair, many years from now...

We will still be sending you a valentine, Birthday greetings, bottle of wine.....

Happy 64th

Carole & Andrew xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Genie
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 04:23 PM

What would ya do with a kayak, ennyhoo, Amos? We all know there's no water in Sandy Ago (lessn' ya wanna venture out in the not-so-pacific in it).

Hope you and Hugh and Mark et al. can get a good jam goin' to commemorate this momentous occasion (you bein' on the verge of turnin' 30 next year an' all).

I can't be at the Getaway to give ya a hug, so have Jacquie, Dani, Janie, and the other "floozettes" give ya extras for me, OK?

Finally, ponder this:

Birthdays come but once a year.
Aren't you glad you're not a ...

Genie


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 04:19 PM

All the very best, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 04:17 PM

Humph! The GUEST that posted that touching birthday song was me. It took days to compost it, too. ("Compost" is the past tense of "compose".)
    Rapaire's message (below) was deleted because it was anonymous. We're happy to re-post deleted messages if the poster contacts us.
    -Joe Offer-

    Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
    From: GUEST
    Date: 12 Sep 09 - 12:58 PM

    Ahem. A birthday song I composed for someone else:

    Happy Birthday to you.
    Your nose is so red.
    You're another year older
    And soon you'll be dead.


    Touching, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 04:04 PM

Well you can't have your kayak and eat it, Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 03:55 PM

Thanks, Stilly!! I never eat birthday cake in a kayak--the salt air ruins the flavor. :D

I guess Mom can--being who she is, after all--hang out with imaginary playmates. Other folks do all the time!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 03:34 PM

Amos! It's your birthday again? Well, have a happy one! MOM suggests you keep the birthday cake out of the kayak or the food will attract gulls and you'll find yourself out on the water re-enacting a scene from Hitchcock's The Birds. (I think MOM is still a little loopy from having drinks with Shane and Chongo last night, celebrating your birthday. . . )


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 03:05 PM

Are you pleading on your own behalf or mine? LOL!!

A lot of people were drawn into that miasma.

Welcome back. Why not get a handle and drop by regularly?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 02:11 PM

LO, Janie!! You've been peeking at my dreams, haven't you??? LOL!

Severn, have you no shame!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Janie
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 02:08 PM

Happy 29th birthday from your 110 lb. friend!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Severn
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 01:51 PM

Jes' up from a prolonged and well-deserved slumber? A mos' Happy Birthday to you! May nothing go amiss or a-muss on this, your day of days. May a non-sandy Eggo with a candle in it greet you for breakfast, before you at last become a truly gifted musician. Instead of wishing you many happy returns, I hope everything's the right size or fit to begin with. We'll check out this year's model of yourself at Getaway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 01:50 PM

Ach, Jock, ya gotta catch up with the times, lad. I reformed my ways about single malt, never using it to ruin good coffee with anymore. And the water feature was finished years past!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 01:46 PM

So what?
So you're another bloody year older!
I bet ya still abuse good whisky, you old fraud.
Another thing, ain't it time you got a new hat for a present?
That disgusting thing you wear is almost as old and decrepit as you mate.
The best thing about you is that you're so far south.
So Amos, in the absence of the master, happy birthday ya broke dick, mammalucca, Martin playing, water feature building [eventually] walking juke-box.
I mean that most sincerely.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 01:45 PM

If I posted to birthday threads, Amos is one of the people to whose birthday thread I would post. But I don't post to birthday threads, so fuck off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 01:44 PM

Thanks, OD. I don't mind the silly Guest post; no sense pretending I have pleased all the people all the time!!! :D Besides, he said it was written for someone else--it was just posted to this thread for no reason!! :D



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: olddude
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 01:34 PM

Have a 100 more birthday's my friend. Enjoy lots of cake

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 01:24 PM

happy birfday! enjoy your celebrations

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: My guru always said
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 12:24 PM

Many Happies Amos!!
Hil


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: olddude
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 12:21 PM

Arrrr Some Say , when the moon is full, you can still hear the cries of his muddar in labor ... Arrrrr


Happy Birthday Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 12:01 PM

Aw, thanks, guys!! I slept in this morning, and this was my firs present!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: maeve
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 11:55 AM

Happy Birthday, Amos.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 11:38 AM

Well, well, well...

Didn't like 39 too well, Amos, so ya' figured that you'll take another crack at it??? Well, here's hopin' that the 2nd time is the charm...

(2nd, Bobert??? More like the....)

Nevermind... Have a good'un, ol' (old) buddy...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 11:36 AM

I sure hope that tree doesn't fall on you today, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 11:22 AM

Happy Birthday Amos !!!
Happy Birthday Mudjack !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 10:49 AM

whatEVER.

May you not be eaten by cougars today.


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Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Amos
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 10:42 AM

Many happy returns to my favourite resident of San Diego.

Birthday hugs coming at the Getaway.

Live long, die happy.


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