BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 20 Dec 09 - 01:18 AM

My mother, one of 8 children, told me that when they were children & quarrelled, their curse on one another was "I hope your husband/wife eats biscuits in bed".

[Transatlantic note - a 'biscuit' over here means what you would call a cracker or a cookie - not what you would call a biscuit, which is a sort of hard firm dumpling, isn't it?]

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Dec 09 - 04:50 PM

Graham Crackers, Corn Flakes and sex:

a href="http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/394/is-it-true-graham-crackers-were-invented-to-cure-the-dread-fever-of-lust">http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/394/is-it-true-graham-crackers-were-invented-to-cure-the-dread-fever-of-lust



http://virgil.azwestern.edu/~dag/lol/SexGraham&Kellogg.html

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Dec 09 - 04:15 PM

You might after the initial thrill had worn off...

(I'm talking, like, a few weeks or months down the line.) (Trust me.)

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Dec 09 - 09:17 AM

I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed, either. : )

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Mr Red
Date: 19 Dec 09 - 04:40 AM

I would still risk it for a biscuit.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 07:09 AM

Consider yourself warned about the hazards of too much sex, there are hazards:


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399724,00.html

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Mr Red
Date: 18 Dec 09 - 05:54 AM

I might risk it for a biscuit ............
providing I diod not bite off more than I could ..............

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 10:08 PM

That's the way Shane thinks of himself. But he gets so little chance to put his theory to the test....

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 10:00 PM

ummm... I think that's satyriasis .... but point well made.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 09:18 PM

It's likely a win -win situation when a person with satyromania meets a person with nymphomania.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 08:53 PM

Dear Dr. X

I am very worried about my husband. He just cannot stop making love to me and does it all the time. When I'm doing the housework, in between courses at mealtimes, in the garden, in the bath, while watching the television. I just don't know what to do about it. Please advise me.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Y

PS: Please excuse the shaky handwriting.

Dear Mrs Y

Just down the road from the surgery there's a shop that sells "get well exceptionally eventually" cards. Perhaps you could send one to hubby.

Yours sincerely,

Dr X

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 05:32 PM

Actually, having just spotted the other thread...perhaps she's the next Mrs. Tiger Woods.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 05:31 PM

I'm shaking, Will....I'm shaking....with laughter, of course.. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Will Fly
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 05:10 PM

Letter to a doctor:

Dear Dr. X

I am very worried about my husband. He just cannot stop making love to me and does it all the time. When I'm doing the housework, in between courses at mealtimes, in the garden, in the bath, while watching the television. I just don't know what to do about it. Please advise me.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Y

PS: Please excuse the shaky handwriting.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 05:07 PM

ho ho ho, Kendall. The cellar may be the best place for you. :)

This condition sounds more like what we used to hear about the effects of 'spanish fly', a condition more akin to irritation than to arousal.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 05:05 PM

If ordinary bisuits set her off, one wonders what would happen with a TimTam. Here's a link to videos of folks doing "The TimTam Slam": click here for video!

Pepperidge Farm alleges that they now make the Australian TimTam but I have my doubts.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 04:52 PM

"Distinguishing characteristics are genital and breast vasocongestion and sensitivity, with little or no relief form orgasmic experience"

Relief? Relief??? How does that work? Who wants relief from it? I'm sick of the enforced relief I have from it!

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: kendall
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 04:37 PM

There is one food that is guaranteed to kill the sex drive, Wedding cake.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 04:31 PM

" kill any desires a person may have"

Just read the famous chapter of Dr. John Eichenlaub's "The Marriage Art" where he recommends the woman have wet towel full of cracked ice, and 'apply' it to her partner at a crucial moment.

It has been laughed at since 1961, and I have yet to hear of anyone trying it.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: olddude
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 04:03 PM

Easy cure, have a bowl of Jell-o, it will kill any desires a person may have ... maybe they can find it in a pill form .. the anti viagra pill

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 03:53 PM

The difference between this condition and nymphomania is eplained at this site:


http://www.healthcentral.com/sexual-health/c/65058/37875/hormonal

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 03:40 PM

to maintain the musical mode..

"Nine Times a Night"

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: frogprince
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 02:01 PM

"Oh, it's hard, and it's hard, and it's hard, oh Lord..."

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:42 PM

Oh heavens! Don't you just LOVE Mudcat!

From Orgasmic Biscuits to Hamsters and Mohers in just a few posts!

I think we should all go and live in a commune...the same commune.It would be an absolute riot!

Do have another biscuit, Vicar...I made the filling myself! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:29 PM

Mohers are treacherous beasts! They have always harboured hatred against hamsters and their statements can't be trusted.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: GUEST,Teehee Lizzie
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:17 PM

My moher???? I'm laughing so much I can't even go there!

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: GUEST,Lizzie 'Never Trust a Hamster' Cornish
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:16 PM

My moher always warned me to never go on a date with a hamster. Now I know why!   :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: The Sandman
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:08 PM

that really takes the biscuit.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: GUEST,Lizzie 'Cripes' Cornish
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:06 PM

Suggestive Biscuits...I like that, Snail..very funny....and...I think they could catch on. There's a few ol' English Folkfarts in here who might benefit from a packet or two..

:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:05 PM

Corridus says that a lot of hamsters have this problem. But he says also that they don't really consider it to be a problem.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: TheSnail
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 01:01 PM

I wonder if she worked in the Peak Freams factory?

No. McVitie's making Chocolate Suggestive Biscuits.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:54 PM

Actually, perhaps a Sousaphone might help?   Although maybe not...

If the biscuit machines affected her, gawd knows where she'd be if she had a sousaphone go off next to her...


I love this thread, it's hysterical! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:52 PM

:0)

Hey, that's even funnier than children, Bobert! I love that..I am soooo spluttering over here...

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:48 PM

The sure fire way of curing "Persistent Sexual Arrousal Syndrome" is simple....



























...marriage...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:22 PM

"She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off."


Gadzooks! I shall never be able to look a custard cream in the face again!   :0)

The cure for this er...um...'condition' is ever so simple....children!

Didn't this used to be called nymphomania?

Sounds as if she needs to keep her nymphs under control...and fully clothed at all times...

Oh, the visions! The JOKES!   (someone send for Bruce, immediately!)

I wonder if she worked in the Peak Freams factory? ;0)

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: TheSnail
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:11 PM

Stilly River Sage

So, at what point did it occur to this dynamic duo that they should tell this particular story to the newspapers?

Spelling mistake there SRS? Shouldn't that be "sell" not "tell"?

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 11:29 AM

"Distinguishing characteristics are genital and breast vasocongestion and sensitivity, with little or no relief form orgasmic experience" from one link

It affects only women - from the other link


It is also defined by the need to go public with the situation. from me


Oh, ja, sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 10:30 AM

"She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off."

Something about this post seems half-baked to me as well.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 07:25 AM

Some other sad stories of this condition:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580302,00.html


http://www.autoevolution.com/news/women-remains-permanently-aroused-after-crash-14594.html

And....it is a real condition, as odd as it may seem:
http://www.bumc.bu.edu/sexualmedicine/informationsessions/persistent-sexual-arousal-syndrome/

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 06:12 AM

I wonder whether he wants a stand-in for when he's not feeling up to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: gnu
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 06:07 AM

".... thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her screams."

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Folkiedave
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 06:04 AM

And he finds it hurts when he plays with himself!

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 02:32 AM

The trouble is, they have been banned from McDonalds for life.


[Old joke!!!]

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:38 AM

So, at what point did it occur to this dynamic duo that they should tell this particular story to the newspapers? Who cares (other than P.T. Barnum, perhaps)?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:32 AM

It sounds like Commander Data has finally found the woman he's been looking for. Or he would have if this bloke Andrew Carr hadn't come along. Starfleet should be informed at once, and they could send in a shore party to do away with Carr and replace him with Data. Come to think of it, Captain James T. Kirk was always looking for a woman like that too...

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Bert
Date: 17 Dec 09 - 12:29 AM

...the machines kept setting her off...

There could possibly be a secondary market for those machines.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 09 - 10:37 PM

IS this the same couple who got called out by the town council for disturbing the peace with their screams of exhilaration?



A

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Dec 09 - 10:33 PM

"The Bionic Man"!!

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Dec 09 - 10:11 PM

Oh well, it's not that long:

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

"Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it," Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the UK.

"Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms."

Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere.

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

"I know I'm lucky to have so many orgasms when there are women who have never had one. But the condition has ruined my love life," she said.

Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine.

She dated one man for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man".

Then in May she met Andrew, who is divorced, who lives over the road in Nelson, Lancashire, England.

"I did worry that he would grow tired of me like everyone else, but when I told him he laughed and said he would burn me out first," she said.

Subject: RE: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Dec 09 - 10:10 PM

That link is corrupt.

Subject: BS: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Dec 09 - 10:08 PM

Anyone ever hear of this condition? Nice to know she is working on a cure with her partner.
syndrome-finds-man-who-satisfies-her/story-e6frf01i-1225797973089