BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 07:03 AM

Well, ya' see, a Northern Baptist says, "There ain't no Hell," and a Southern Baptist says, "The hell there ain't!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:18 AM

There are three religious truths:

a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 18 Apr 10 - 05:03 AM

Marmite XO has landed. Magnificent!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Sawzaw
Date: 18 Apr 10 - 01:43 AM

Yes the Pope did it but he buggered the O first which resulted in his addiction to cigarettes.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 11:53 PM

Waterboarding isn't torture. George Bush said so.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 11:50 PM

Marmite? Torture worse than waterboarding!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 11:42 PM

Why would you boost a guy who talks to cisterns and can't spell?

He's obviously not responsible and should not be sent money. Send same instead to me, and as his executor I will see his needs are cared for. Water, three times a day, and bread with Marmite.

The rest to administrative overhead.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 11:12 PM

Hallelujah!

Green is keen for Rapaire!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 10:18 PM

Brethren and Sistern:
We are gathered here today to send Rapaire money. He is poor and deserving of all you can send, which he will use in a Noble Cause.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 09:48 PM

John: Oh don't say that FFS. Next thing you know, we'll be getting homilies in red writing added to our posts!

Better than letters in green.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 06:35 PM

You never stop, do you, John? You seem to be able to hold a grudge for a long, long time. Do you even remember what's you're so angry about?
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 04:11 PM

Oh don't say that FFS. Next thing you know, we'll be getting homilies in red writing added to our posts!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 03:32 PM

For once, TRUTH in Mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: MarkS
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 03:17 PM

It is true he was never born. He was cloned from embryonic stem cells taken from George Soros, grown to maturity in a secret vat at Area 51 in Nevada, and smuggled into the Democratic Party by Bill Clinton, who was looking for a way to keep Hillary at home.
Clinton, when asked for comment, said something about "the best laid (oops, sorry) plans" oft come undone.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 12:12 PM

Actually, Obama was never born. That's really his long-overdue mother in the White House.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 12:08 PM

I see a flaw in this conspiracy theory, which will prevent it from ever "going viral" on the Internet.

You've got the Pope and Obama agreeing to do something to suppress abortion. Now every good right-winger knows that all the good guys are against abortion, and all the bad guys are for them, and Obama is definitely a bad guy. (Opinion is divided about the Pope. Some say all this stuff about child molestation is just cooked up by Catholic-haters.)

No, you don't want to suggest that Obama might be doing something good, even inadvertently, and you don't want to drive a wedge between the Catholic right wing and the anti-Catholic right wing, not if you're a true Obama-hating patriot. You need to keep both of those groups on your side.

This advice has been sponsored by the Carville-Matalin Alliance for Truth in Politics.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: kendall
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 11:56 AM

And the republican governor of Hawaii who said he saw Obama's birth certificate is a well known liar too, right? Let's see, what is his name...

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 11:51 AM

They are unless you wear the shiny side inward.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Wesley S
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 11:19 AM

Finally the truth has come out. And who says those tin hats are useless??

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 09:24 AM

DID THE POPE FORGE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

It`s a small world. If ya haven`t heard a rumor by 9:00 AM, start one.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 05:53 AM

Yes he can!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 03:15 AM

He forged the Constitution, too, right correct?

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 03:12 AM

ROFLMAO!

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 03:12 AM

Oh, yes, and Obama is MUCH older than he looks. All part of the same deal.

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Genie
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 02:52 AM

The only part of the true story they left out is the part about Ratzinger actually being an alien, from a galaxy far, far away. : D

Subject: RE: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 02:17 AM

I don't know what to say, Alex. Sounds a whole lot closer to the truth than a lot of stuff we see nowadays, so it must be so. Did you say the pope was born in Kenya and adopted by German Nazi parents at an early age; and that he and his fellow Fascist Muslim, Barry Obama, have been buddies for decades? That's almost what they say on FoxNews, isn't it?

-Joe-

Subject: BS: Did Pope forge Obama's BirthCertificate?
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Apr 10 - 01:40 AM

DID THE POPE FORGE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Although Democrats in Congress are refusing to discuss the issue, right-thinking Americans are beginning to ask this all-important question in increasing numbers.

It is a well-known fact that Obama has never released his real birth certificate, in spite of the claims of Democrats and other liars. Now it turns out that the truth is even stranger than a birth in Kenya or Indonesia. Pope Benedict XVI, acting under the code name Cardinal Ratzinger, actually forged the document that Democrats have been putting forward as Obama's birth certificate, according to a blog we read just yesterday.

The blogger, who asked that we not reveal his real name out of fear of Democrat hate mongers, recently came into possession of eight-track tapes which are a record of conversations the Pope had with certain operatives, spies, and other lackeys of the Catholic Church.

"Sure I forged his birth certificate," Ratzy says on the tape. "He said he wants to run for president some day, and he promised to sign an executive order denying abortion funding."

Now that we have the actual words of this Nazi child molesting traitor to all America stands for, can we allow the non-American Obama to stay in office? Impeachment proceedings must be undertaken immediately.

Sadly the tapes will not be available for the proceedings. The aforementioned blogger says his dog dropped them into the charcoal grill on the back porch just before the steaks went on.

But we feel certain our righteous cause must prevail.