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BS: approval needed

Bert 02 Jun 12 - 06:52 PM
GUEST,Eliza 02 Jun 12 - 06:07 PM
Bonzo3legs 02 Jun 12 - 05:03 PM
GUEST,PeterC 02 Jun 12 - 01:03 PM
gnu 02 Jun 12 - 12:37 PM
Ebbie 02 Jun 12 - 11:10 AM
GUEST,olddude 02 Jun 12 - 10:43 AM
GUEST,leeneia 02 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM
Leadfingers 02 Jun 12 - 09:23 AM
Dave Hanson 02 Jun 12 - 07:04 AM
GUEST,Eliza 02 Jun 12 - 06:10 AM
GUEST,.gargoyle 02 Jun 12 - 03:15 AM
Ebbie 02 Jun 12 - 02:30 AM
gnu 01 Jun 12 - 06:20 PM
Q (Frank Staplin) 01 Jun 12 - 05:30 PM
gnu 01 Jun 12 - 04:50 PM
JHW 01 Jun 12 - 03:48 PM
GUEST,999 01 Jun 12 - 02:50 PM
Dave Hanson 01 Jun 12 - 02:44 PM
GUEST,999 01 Jun 12 - 12:47 PM
Bert 01 Jun 12 - 11:58 AM
Sandra in Sydney 01 Jun 12 - 11:25 AM
Ebbie 01 Jun 12 - 11:02 AM
Dave Hanson 01 Jun 12 - 10:10 AM
kendall 01 Jun 12 - 08:37 AM
Jack Campin 01 Jun 12 - 08:21 AM
Dave Hanson 01 Jun 12 - 08:18 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Bert
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 06:52 PM

gnu, They want your ID when you return stuff 'cos crooks make a living by returning stuff that they have shoplifted.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 06:07 PM

I'd have thought that 32 Paracetamol Plus taken all at once are quite sufficient to do the job! (Not that I'm encouraging you Bonzo!) Anyway, what's to stop people going to several different shops and buying two packets in each? Nanny State! My friend Pat takes a low-dosage aspirin each day, and the woman behind the counter always asks if she's taken them before, and if her doctor approves. It makes her hopping mad. She says she's always tempted to say "Sod the blooming doctor!" but she's too much of a lady.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 05:03 PM

I wanted to stock up on Paracetamol Plus before we went to Spain in April in case I had headaches. I took 3 packs of 16 to the checkout and was told that I could only take 2 packs. I pleaded with the checkout lady that I might want to kill myself at which she was not amused!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,PeterC
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:03 PM

Reminds me of an I Love Lucy episode that I saw as a kid. Restaurant waiter asks Lucille Ball for ID when she orders wine. She looks flattered and asks if she really looks under 21. Waiter replies "no, we have been told to ask all the ladies".


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 12:37 PM

Dan... a few days ago, I returned an item. I had paid cash. I dislike it when they want my name, phone number, verify the address on the screen, whatever. I have two favourites. J. Cash, and the address they have is not me on accounta I'm from Nashville. The other is H. Dumpty and I live on Wall Street. My phone number is unlisted. And when I sign... yup, X or a real flashy Z but don't recognize me without my mask.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 11:10 AM

"Of course problem drinkers can always find someone to "pimp " them a brew like Ebbie did..."

Being called a pimp doesn't hurt at all the way I would have thought. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 10:43 AM

bought a pack of smokes, the young girl asked for my birthdate, I said
1-1-1900 she entered it and believed it ...


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM

gnu, i enjoyed your joke about dentification.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 09:23 AM

What annoys me is the 'Own Bag' issue ! I use bags bought IN THE STORE , but the Auto Checkout doesnt recognise them !


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 07:04 AM

Eliza, you're a genius, that must have been it.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 06:10 AM

In Tescos UK, if you buy clothes (eg a shirt) and use the automatic checkout, it comes up as 'assistance needed' because the clothes have a security tag attached. The assistant comes along and removes it. Maybe the Shirt Incident was something along those lines, Dave? I once bought a skirt there and used the normal checkout. The checkout lady forgot to take off the tag, and of course the alarm sounded as we left the store. I was petrified and the Guard came racing up. As we had the receipt, it was ok. But I hate it when that happens, people turn and look and you imagine them saying "That woman looks shifty, I bet she's a shoplifter!".


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 03:15 AM

Alaska, like Hawaii reqires the ID for ALL alcohol sales....even airports and hotels.

IF you have had troubles (DUI spousal etc) your drivers 's license is punched with a hole it has NOTHING to do with age...it is to let everyone know "no booze for this abuser. Both states have indigenous populations...for whom alcohol has a horrible effect.

Sincerely, Gargoyle

Of course problem drinkers can always find someone to "pimp " them a brew like Ebbie did...


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 02:30 AM

It seems that all of Alaska is being required to check ID of everyone. The premise, I am told, is that they catch people who have driving violations of some sort. Can't imagine why that would work.

And the counterguy accepted a young man's ID for an old woman. Humph.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 06:20 PM

If yer reeeeally long in tha tooth, ya fall asleep while posting... or so it seems.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 05:30 PM

zzzzzzzzzzz.....


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 04:50 PM

Dentification. Ya gotta be long enough in the tooth ta pass.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: JHW
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 03:48 PM

I've never found out what the D in ID stands for?


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,999
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 02:50 PM

Yeah. If yer shirt looks under 25 years old it will be asked for ID also.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 02:44 PM

Yeah but shirts !!!

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,999
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 12:47 PM

The jar stores here stipulate that if you look under 25 you will be asked for ID.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Bert
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 11:58 AM

A local liquor store asked gray haired old me for my ID and I refused, left the bottle on the counter and walked out. They soon stopped doing that.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 11:25 AM

person serving must have thought as you did about the requirement!


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 11:02 AM

I am 70-some years old and I was miffed and disbelieving when I discovered that in Alaska everyone now has to present ID even for a beer. At Folk Festival I stepped over to a pizza place for a sandwich and a glass of Alaskan Amber.

I hadn't brought along any ID- for heaven's sake I was at a Folk Festival. A young man from our party gave me his identification to present- they accepted it.


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 10:10 AM

I fooled them then Jack, and I didn't buy an empty box like kendall did.

Good price on Laphroaig and Highland Park at Tesco at the moment.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: kendall
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 08:37 AM

Jacqui and I went to Tesco to get a bottle of Aberlour. There was one on the top shelf. I was surprised to find that it was just an empty box!


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Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Jack Campin
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 08:21 AM

They needed to check you weren't a banjo player?


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Subject: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Jun 12 - 08:18 AM

Many times have I bought alcohol in a supermarket and got the alarm signal ' approval needed ' but this morning I had to get approval to buy a shirt in ASDA, what the f*** is that all about ?

Dave H


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