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HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL

CLETUS 07 Dec 99 - 08:13 AM
InOBU 07 Dec 99 - 08:00 AM
Bat Goddess 07 Dec 99 - 07:52 AM
catspaw49 06 Dec 99 - 11:40 PM
Jeri 06 Dec 99 - 11:21 PM
DonMeixner 06 Dec 99 - 10:50 PM
thosp 06 Dec 99 - 09:00 PM
bseed(charleskratz) 06 Dec 99 - 02:31 PM
Allan C. 06 Dec 99 - 02:15 PM
Little Neophyte 06 Dec 99 - 12:23 PM
Jeri 06 Dec 99 - 11:59 AM
Little Neophyte 06 Dec 99 - 11:52 AM
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MMario 06 Dec 99 - 11:15 AM
Big Mick 06 Dec 99 - 10:58 AM
Guy Wolff 06 Dec 99 - 10:51 AM
katlaughing 06 Dec 99 - 08:38 AM
Rick Fielding 06 Dec 99 - 01:00 AM
Jeri 06 Dec 99 - 12:38 AM
alison 05 Dec 99 - 11:35 PM
catspaw49 05 Dec 99 - 11:13 PM
Jeri 05 Dec 99 - 11:03 PM
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Áine 05 Dec 99 - 10:49 PM
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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: CLETUS
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 08:13 AM

I wuz wontin ta wish ya a happy birthday an ta tell ya thet I unnerstan bout yall havun me arrested an all fer peekin in yer winnders an the folks at the Neil Young Center dun got me all fixed up soze az I doan be a doin them kinda thangs no more. Ime still purty mad bout gittin sentenced fer thet uther thang bout marsupial malfeeezanz but I doan holt no grudge withen you bout that. So I hope ya done had a gud time an ifn ya eat any uv them Buttermilk Pies whut Catspaw dun sent ya the resippy fer, yall woant have enny more teeth than whut I got.

CLETUS


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: InOBU
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 08:00 AM

Happy Birthday and many more Larry


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 07:52 AM

Well, I'm glad somebody baked a cake -- all Tom & I did was feed her Saturday (B.D. night) night. (Birthdays: a great excuse for pesto between the teeth.)

Linn


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 11:40 PM

Thanks for the reverse present Slick! I've always liked that song since I heard Seeger do it and these are GREAT verses!!!!!!...and you won't have your teeth for long if you try the Buttermilk Pie.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 11:21 PM

Thanks, all. Allan C., I didn't know anybody had noticed I was "emanating." Don...
There's a song in the Digital Tradition, "My Get Up And Go Has Got Up And Went," words trad, melody by Pete Seeger. I found a typed paper my mother had saved. It's a reprint from the Schenectady [NY] Union Star Action Line column. There's no date on it. There are a few verses that didn't make it into the song:

There's nothing the matter with me, I'm as healthy as I can be; I have arthritis in both my knees
And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze;
My pulse is weak and my blod is thin,
But I'm in danged good shape for the shape I'm in
Arch supports I have for my feet
(Or I wouldn't be able to be on the street).
Sleep is denied me night after night,
But every morning I feel I'm all right.
My memory is failing, my head's in a spin -
But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.
The Moral is this - as this tale I unfold -
That for me and for you who are growing old
It's better to say "I'm fine" with a grin
Than to let folks know the shape we are in.
How do I know my youth is all spent...

(But I still have all my teeth, except for the wisdom ones.)


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: DonMeixner
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 10:50 PM

Happy Day Jeri,

I remember those years well, sort of. actually it foggy, now , well.

Sorry to hear of your loss...... What? no one did?

never mind.

Don


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: thosp
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 09:00 PM

H_A_P_P_Y

B_I_R_T_H_D_A_Y!!!


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 02:31 PM

Jeri, a happyhappyhappy birthday on the occasion in 2000, 2001, and 2002--so I won't be late again.

--seed


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Allan C.
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 02:15 PM

Glad to see you starting yet another year, Jeri. If you put even a small portion of the energies I witnessed emanating from you at the Getaway into the coming year, I am certain it will be a wondrous one!


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 12:23 PM

No problem Jeri, the fire marshal says I can light your birthday cake as long as I get a permit.

BB


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 11:59 AM

Yum! I hope you don't mind if I bring a couple pints of Ben and Jerry's Wavy Gravy ice cream to go with the cake - one for each of us. (healthy, shmealthy.)

Is this a bundt cake? You could just set one of those pillar candles in the middle, unless you have a fire extinguisher handy.


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 11:52 AM

Jeri, if only you could taste the cake I baked you.
Chocolate Chip Cake
2 cups whole wheat flour
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
3 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt (omit on low sodium diet)
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 cup of expeller pressed oil
1 1/4 cup skim milk
4 egg whites plus one egg
1/2 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup carob chips (healthier)

I adjusted the ingredients to make it healthier.
How many candles should I put on it??????

I'll save you a piece in the freezer

Banjo Bonnie


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: bbc
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 11:23 AM

I shouldn't post here, since I'll just get in (more) trouble for the clam reference. I am so sorry I missed your birthday, Jeri! I even had it on my calendar. My only excuse is that this past weekend was so non-stop that I didn't spend any time at my computer (Practically a first!).

Best always,

Barbara


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: MMario
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 11:15 AM

Congratulations Jeri! I second the wolff guy's opinion!

MMario


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Big Mick
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 10:58 AM

Jeri, I didn't recognize the "Clamgirl" reference, so I started another thread. Your greeting is there.

Mick


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 10:51 AM

Happy bithday Jeri, Anyone that can get not one but two good digs in on Spaw in one thread is worth my respect.... All the best Guy


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 08:38 AM

Happy Birthday, Jeri, and welcome to center-age!

luvyaKat


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 01:00 AM

Hi, Haven't been around much lately and missed the big event. A THOUSAND apologies!
Luv
Rick


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 12:38 AM

I think we need to have a healing circle for Spaw. I'm holding you in the light, dear friend. Stop struggling - it's scary, but I'm not letting go.

All who have replied, thank you. The thread wasn't really necessary - I just enjoyed doing the guilt thing on Catspaw.


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: alison
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 11:35 PM

Happy Birthday Jeri..... and many more....

love

alison


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 11:13 PM

geeziz.......it IS there!!! I went and looked after the Cantina notice before I started this thread and even THEN I didn't see it. I'm either really tired or I'm in some kinda' "Twilight Zone" cyber thingy......I gotta get some rest ...or some serious help..................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 11:03 PM

Spaw, I agree with your post except the part about my birthday not being on bbc's web page. Bad excuse! It's been there, three days after Rick's and right next to Mbo's since sometime around June. So there. I was also not trying to remind you of your stupidity, only enjoying the chance to get a good dig in. (But I love you anyway.)

People used to play this game at work - don't talk about your birthday, and everyone pretends they don't know, right up until they find a devious way to sneak the cake in. It was funny right up until the year they really forgot.


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Barry Finn
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 11:01 PM

Hi Jeri, Happy Birthday, would've bought the house a round the other night when I saw you, had I known (whew, glad I didn't know at the time the place was packed). Barry


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Subject: RE: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: Áine
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 10:49 PM

Happy, happy belated birthday, Jeri! And welcome to the "Ladies of a Certain Age" club, as we refer to it down South!

-- With every good wish, Áine


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Subject: HAPPY (late)BIRTHDAY CLAMGIRL
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 10:36 PM

oy......well............HEY, IS IT MY FAULT YOU DIDN"T LIST YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH BBC?????..........

After signing an e-mail "A New 45 Year Old" you would think that a reasonably intelligent person would figure out that the sender had just had a birthday. If the recipient (me) is incrdibly shallow, generally obnowios, and exploring new depths of stupidity where no man has gone before, you simply go "DUH." Anyway..........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERI....ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE!!!

Geeziz Jeri, I am sorry and STUPID and thanks so much for reminding me that I am. I hope you have many more...You are simply the best.

Spaw


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