BS: Fave song that is bent

Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent
From: Amergin
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 06:04 PM

medical love song by monty python....

Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 05:32 PM

Dear Abby by John Prine

Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent
From: Alasdair
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 06:53 AM

Ummm, I took the word "bent" rather literally and have penned a pink version of the Wild Rover, which I will call The Wild Homo...

I've been a wild homo for many a year
And I've spent all my money on s & m gear
But now I'm returning with Christian Dior
And I never will play the wild homo no more

      And it's no, nay never
      (right up your kilt)
      No nay never no more
      Will I plaaaay the wild homo
      No never no more

I went into an ailhouse I used to frequent
And I told the landlady her husband was bent
I asked for his number she answered me nay
This is my public house and he's not f***ing gay

And then from my pocket I took sovreigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opended wide with delight
She said as for my husband he's gone to the gym
But wile you're waiting there's always the stable boy Tim

And now I'll return to my Dad and my Mum
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And if they'll embrace me as oft times before
I'll bake them a quiche that they'll truly adore

What do you think?

Al

Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 05:23 AM

Lots of Leon Rossellson songs - very humorous but often with a darker meaning! That good I can't remember any at the momnet but must get out the CD as soon as I get home:-)

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent
From: Raptor
Date: 27 Aug 03 - 02:19 PM

Thank BOB GELDOF!

Any songs like that that you know?

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Fave song that is bent
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 03 - 01:03 PM

That's hilarious, Raptor. Thanks,

A

Subject: BS: Fave song that is bent
From: Raptor
Date: 27 Aug 03 - 12:16 PM

A list for your fav song that makes you laugh and think


Such as ATTITUDE CHICKEN by Bob Geldof


Later on that evening when I thought I'd had enough

I sat down in a resteraunt of over powdered drugs

I ordered up some dew-soaked lettus picked by virgin hands

Nestled on a bed of pearl encrusted clams

Well the waiters name was Renee and he told me how his aunt

Who had 47 children and how the always planned

To grow the smallest vegetables in all the kingdoms land

The're poor he said but happy and thats what realy counts

And every evening after thier 20 hour day they'd sleep content imagining

that restaraunt far away Where fat fucks in designer suits

Would order over deals the smallest portions of these

Tiny morsels for thier meals

Still the blood it clots and the heart gets stricken

See everybodye searching for that Attitude chicken


My porshe got stuck in traffic and my girlfriend said "get real"

"How dare you get me stuck" and "how'd you think that made me feel"

I got a yamaha 5 million a bike thats what I needed

Like Paul Revere on speed

Yes my girlfriend's name is anne But she says the k is silent

Put the h after the a and she gets realy violent

And shes got designer jewels and shes got designer clothes

Which go with her designer eyes ass tits and nose

And she does another line

And shes talking finger lickin

And thats my signal to send out for that attitude Chicken


A Special breed thats bred to feed the need for greed

Yes its poultry time for all you little kittens

Lets get hip and do the attitude chicken


Now when she comes she screams designer screams

at precisely the right moment

Loud enuogh so the neighbours hear and think I'm realy potent

She's conciderate like that which is why I guess I love her And by that I hope that I'm triing to smother

Her uniqueness or her freedom to find some other lovers

and express her self sexualy in atempting to discouver

The inner self that every modern woman in the land

Has the democratic right to Which I as modern man

Of course respect and understand and indeed can empathise with

Appreciate, articulate feel for and sympathise with

and any referance that I might make to her sexualy

Has been vetted and aproved by the woman's commisary

Still the plans get hatched and the plots they thicken

See everyones looking for that attitude chicken


Neatly packaged politics for all the little minds

It's the speacial intrest lobby for these multi-cultured times

The Politicaly Correct are the nazis of our time

When it's the freedom of ideas that makes man civilised

Lets drag out the old scapegoat if he's still alive and kicking

And go riding of in glory for that attitude Chicken


Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble

Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck


Attidude Chicken


I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

Raptor