Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Eric the Streetsinger Date: 11 Sep 04 - 04:49 PM I wrote this for singing at summercamp(with the help of a couple of good kids!) many years ago: (talking blues in "G") I woke up this morning had one in my socks even had one in my tinderbox. Went downstairs got one in my ear how in the world am I supposed to hear? Oh Well, There's heffalumps here and heffalumps there heffalumps, heffalumps everywhere If I miss a chord here, skip a word there tweedledum, tweedldee I don't care. I was walking in the fields today and saw one out in the new mown hay. I got out my heffalump gun, and funny how the heffalump did run away. There's heffalumps here and heffalumps there heffalumps, heffalumps everywhere If I miss a chord here, skip a word there tweedledum, tweedldee I don't care. I went downstairs to eat my soup and I heard one out in the chicken coop. It came inside and licked my face, and when a heffalump comes inside and licks your face, you'll never again shoot one with a blunderbuss. And BOY ARE THEY PROLIFIC! So now There's heffalumps here and heffalumps there heffalumps, heffalumps everywhere If I miss a chord here, skip a word there tweedledum, tweedldee I don't care. (I still get requests for that when I go to camp, too!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: M'Grath of Altcar Date: 10 Sep 04 - 03:57 PM Todays issue of B3TA includes, coincidentally, the following link to an animation called the naughty heffalump. 2.2 Mb download. NOT suitable for work. Not suitable for little ones. naughty heffalump animation |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Nigel Parsons Date: 10 Sep 04 - 01:36 PM Heffalumps and woozles lyrics. Nigel |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Big Al Whittle Date: 09 Sep 04 - 11:30 PM sounds like the kind of thing Lenny Bruce reputedly used to live on |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: dunkel_esel Date: 09 Sep 04 - 11:33 AM In scotland (or in my region anyway) a heffalump is someone who is quite large. mjx |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: PoppaGator Date: 09 Sep 04 - 10:47 AM Mascarpone -- Mmmmmmmmm! Tiramisu, anyone? |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: GUEST,laoise feerick Date: 09 Sep 04 - 10:44 AM for the healthy eaters who want a better alternative to Cool-whip...try Creme Fraiche or better yet..Marscapone cheese. These both have the thick, creamy texture of Cool-Whip and don't have the petrochemicals. I often use Marscapone added to various trifle recipes in place of Artificial whipped cream or just the whipping cream. It lends a more substantial creaminess to the final product. As for the Non-Dairy Creamer....Half & Half with a little Frangelico or other Liquoer such as Chambord. And if no American pudding can be found..just use Bird's custard. Laoise/Lisa Feerick LisaMfeerick@aol.com |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Kim C Date: 08 Sep 04 - 12:59 PM It's a pretty tasty indulgence, too. I bet you could split the difference by using real cooked pudding and Cool Whip, if you wanted something a little richer. Poppa, I also bet you could use whipped light cream, which really doesn't have much fat/calories, since it's mostly air. |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: GUEST,MMario Date: 08 Sep 04 - 12:26 PM I prefer it made with the "real stuff" as well - but this is an indulgance - and making it with the fake stuff allowed some friends who couldn't have the real stuff indulge. But heffalumps aren't real anyway - at least outside the 100 acre wood. Like the recipe I once saw for "chocolate Elaphant" (it was too big to be a moose) "Take a dozen eggs and two pounds of chocolate" |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: PoppaGator Date: 08 Sep 04 - 12:21 PM Sure you've got enough artificial ingredients in that recipe, MMario? Each to his own, I suppose, but my healthy-eating thinking tends towards the theory that "natural" is better, and that *moderate* intake of sugar, fat, etc. -- coupled with exercise and other sensible lifestyle choices -- is far preferable to wholesale consumption of "substitute" substances cooked up in the laboratories of the petrochemical corporations. I hate that chalky "non-dairy cream" powder, and go through about one pint per week of milk or half-and-half for my coffee. We've never had a tub or an aerosol can of fake whipped cream in our house (or aerosol cheese or any spray-dairy product), and we whip up some real heavy cream maybe once a month or so for a special dessert and/or Irish coffee. Of course, making up a batch of "heffalump" with all-natural substitute ingredients would go far beyond anyone's definition of "moderation"! |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: GUEST,MMario Date: 08 Sep 04 - 11:39 AM whereas I scanned the bl**dy thread and never spotted the section where I posted the recipe! ah - well, getting older I guess... |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Wolfgang Date: 08 Sep 04 - 11:36 AM Seeing Kim posting, of course I used 'Heffalump' as a search word and found a post from Kim thanking you for the recipie. Then I thought a 'thank you' usually comes in the same thread as the recipie and scanned the whole thread for 'MMar'. That's how I got it. I'm always interested in the reliability of memories. Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Kim C Date: 08 Sep 04 - 10:54 AM Thanks MMario! :-) I'll make sure I save it in a prominent place this time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: GUEST,MMario Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:57 AM wonder why I couldn't find that yesterday? oh well - with heffalump more is better. |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Wolfgang Date: 08 Sep 04 - 06:01 AM MMario, you didn't find it because 'Heffalump' was not in the subject line. Your memory that you have this posted before is correct: look here Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Sep 04 - 04:22 AM Winnie the Pooh when hunting heffalumps in the 100 acre wood. Bet they weren't as sweet as that pudding sounds. I feel another chocolate frenzy coming on. Can I substitute real Baileys? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: fat B****rd Date: 08 Sep 04 - 04:07 AM Heffalump was in "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me" |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: mack/misophist Date: 07 Sep 04 - 11:44 PM Yes, some one has. They were about to ask what this dessert has to do with Fariña. |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Padre Date: 07 Sep 04 - 10:07 PM PROBABLE? THREAD CREEP [Heffalump was a main character in "Been Down so Long It Looks like Up to Me" a great novel by Richard Farina. Anybody ever read it?] Padre |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Sep 04 - 07:30 PM Faux-moo. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: SINSULL Date: 07 Sep 04 - 07:29 PM No. Mousse is loaded with sugar and cream and real chocolate. This sounds way too sweet for me but why not bring some to the Friday night potluck at the getaway and we can all decide. |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: robomatic Date: 07 Sep 04 - 07:15 PM Okay, then. You guys are English. No doubt about it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Don Firth Date: 07 Sep 04 - 07:03 PM Heffalump is better than none. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Sep 04 - 06:20 PM Oh, it's mousse. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Tinker Date: 07 Sep 04 - 05:58 PM Yummmm !!!! Maybe I'll do this as a back to school treat for me as the horde heads out this week... tinker |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:48 PM He means blanc mange mixed with artificial whipped cream mixed with artificial milk that contains artifical flavoring (for coffee). It sounds like something you can overdose on, Leo! |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: greg stephens Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:41 PM There is also a technical problem .I dont know what instant pudding, flavoured creamer and cool whip are. We(the British) have endeavoured to teach the rest of the world to speak English. A lot of you are trying, fair play to you, but you havent quite got it yet. |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: GUEST,MMario Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:30 PM greg - with a little hunting in the grocery stores it can be made virtually sugar free. (it's hard to get it both sugar free AND fat free - but sugar free is reasonably do-able) |
Subject: RE: BS: Heffalump From: greg stephens Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:26 PM Well, unfortunately I'm on a low sugar diet at the moment(till I think of a reason to give it up), so I'll have to give this Heffalump a miss for now. But I would like to say, i see where you're coming from, pal. |
Subject: BS: Heffalump From: GUEST,MMario Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:21 PM I could have sworn I'd posted this before - but I can't find it in the threads - nor do I find the PM's I *know* I've sent out - I must have "neatened" my archives up at some point. Heffalump is more a process then a recipe. 1 box instant pudding 1 container flavored creamer (or a combo of fluid milk with powdered flavored creamer) 1 large container Cool whip mix the pudding - let it soft set, add the cool whip, finish letting it set in the fridge. devour. I usually try to get the bestest combination of fat free/sugar free that I can. Very very rarely you can find coolwhip that is both. there are a couple flavours of instant pudding that are both. Creamers are usually one or the other. My favorite combination is white chocolate pudding with baileys cream flavoured coffee creamer. But fudge pudding with bailey isn't bad. Nor is fudge with ameretto. |