BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jan 06 - 06:14 PM

"No wonder your generation is so angry - you've all got permanent wedgies"....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: EBarnacle
Date: 15 Jan 06 - 01:32 PM

Considering some things that women do to their breasts, this is totally innocuous.
These pasties are on the same level as the artificial beauty marks that tarts used in the 18th and 19th centuries.
Also consider that pasties and g-strings were invented to get around the blue laws which would not allow strippers full exposure.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jan 06 - 11:09 AM

To borrow from Lana Turner, when asked about the construction of one of her dresses, what kept it up was "gravity--the gravity of the situation if it fell down!"

There are some very unappealing pasties out there--for example, one has to feel sorry for these critters (the spiders, not the boobs).

I do believe this woman is about the attempt the clockwise/counterclockwise challenge. Yup. Here she goes!

Anyway, there are lots and lots of pasties out there, including leather and fibres other than cotton. These appear to be made of wheat. . . This appears to be a professional pair, a belly-dancer perhaps?

(Little Hawk, that last one is for you. What would one of these threads be without my well-chosen illustrations, eh?)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Jan 06 - 10:12 PM

First time I ever drove in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, I came accross a big restaurant sign : "The Queen's Pasties" . Being as the only kind of "pasties" I had ever heard of were bits of cloth to cover little pink noses, I thought it was a darned strange name for a restaurant...

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 06 - 07:31 AM

I'll boil a kettle for the tea. Lemon tarts with extra lemon and no marrang... marangue... mer... none a that fluffy white crap. Strawberry-Rhubarb tarts. Raspberry Jam tarts with the little crust crosses on them like Mum used to make. Mincemeat tarts with rum in them. Gosh, I wish I had a tart right now.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 10:21 AM

I've got a book of old tarts Gnu... we should get together!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 07:27 AM

I am not much for pastries, but I do like some tarts.

Demeaning? Ah, yeah, I can see it in the expression on that's girl's face.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 06:38 AM

I've often wondered what makes them hang on.
As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to wonder why I'm hanging on here...

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,sewing expert
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 05:48 AM

Is this a cotton thread then?

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 10:36 PM

re:pasties


"mr youse needn't be so spry
concernin questions arty

each has his tastes but as for i
i likes a certain party

gimme the he-man's solid bliss
for youse ideas i'll match youse

a pretty girl who naked is
is worth a million statues"

    e.e. cummings

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 10:28 PM

But we're all trying to figure out what Peace's point was. Even he doesn't know.   It's baffling.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Janie
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:53 PM

Thank you, Peace.

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Arne
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:03 PM

Cornish pasties are good. I'd have thought, though, that cotton ones might be a bit on the chewy side....

Cheers,

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 08:19 PM

Bubblegum?

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 08:17 PM

and what holds the velcro on?


And don't tell me "it's velcro all the way down" ...

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 08:14 PM

Velcro. They're held on with velcro.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 08:07 PM

this is just a tempest in a T-Cup.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 07:00 PM

She had a thong in her...heart, too, Shane.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 06:51 PM

No point at all, obviously.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 06:25 PM

So? What's yer point?

Rapaire - You lie so bad. I hope yer momma doesn't know.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 06:21 PM

This type of thread demeans women, IMO.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 05:36 PM

And there was me thinking they had little hooks on them.. mind you, they'd drop off in warm conditions.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: open mike
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 05:25 PM

pastry?

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: M.Ted
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 04:17 PM

They are affixed with a simple glue stick, such as on would find at the Walmart--As to banning them, in many situations, they are worn to comply with local regulations, and the wearers would probably just as soon leave them off.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 03:59 PM

"banned?".....such silliness should just not be encouraged.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: number 6
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 03:54 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about cornish pasties !

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Janie
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 03:48 PM

I hear lots of oinks!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:42 AM

Courtesy of Morticia:

I stick on my pasties with an air of resolve...
for a 50 quid note you can see them revolve....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:17 AM

Hey, Shane. You oughta seen that Dana chick in pasties. Woo-oo! She could make them tassels twirls clockwise and counterclockwise at the same time!

Her's were silk I think, and not cotton.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:10 AM

Whoo hooo Bobad - looks like my ass is back in fashion there!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 05:57 AM

John,is that the Chattanooga chew chew?

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 05:24 AM

Cotton Pasties are what you buy in a British Rail buffet-car, they are old and stale.
Which is why they're so hard to chew chew chew!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 10:44 PM

They are stuck on somehow. I guess with rubbur cemente or some kinda glue. It's totally stoopid. It's like a man wearin' a plastic fig leaf over his rocket pod. I would never do that. No flippin' way. You gotta let air get to the sensative parts of the body or they can, like, get a bad skin problem. Like a rash. Know'm sayin'? YOU ccan break out if you don't watch out. then what? Who wants to show up at the walk'in clinic and say, "I've got a rash on my...you know...down there..." (old ladies and people lookin' and laughin' up theier sleve) Jeez.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 10:26 PM

So why are they called pasties? Don't appear Cornish--or do they? And are they pasted on? Inquiring minds....

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 09:13 PM

If I want to look at breasts, I'd prefer it be in real life.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 08:46 PM

Ho-LEE FLIP!!!!!!!!

Them girls had big asses back then. Is that, like, when the Titanic sank? Or is that why it did?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: bobad
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 08:39 PM

Bring back the bustle I say.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 08:31 PM

I dunno. That second photo is a pretty good argument for not banning them. I'd be afraid to find out what that particular pair looks like without the pasties.

Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 08:22 PM

I dunno. They look like polyester to me.

Subject: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 08:17 PM

Wanna know why? Cos they look stoopid. And they cover up the good parts. Know'm sayin'? I say we flippin' boycott cotton pasties now and get a law passed AZAP.

Eggsample 1

Eggsample 2


- Shane