BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Devilmaster
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 02:25 PM

devilmaster is holding a beer.

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 02:26 PM

Some of the best sprit advisers I've ever had have been bartenders!

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 03:11 PM

Well I dunno, I sort of pictured something like this for Spiritual Advisor, maybe there better be a vote on that one though.

Clinton, I don't think you have any say on this.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 03:17 PM

-Buddy Christ is cooler!-

Heh

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 03:25 PM

Clinton, Metchosin is right you don't get a say we don't want you in our club at all!

bugger off!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 03:32 PM

I don't want a 'say'... I'm just making conversation...

'bugger off'

Yer not that lucky!

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:30 PM

I've enlisted about twenty nineteen year old girls to be Clinton Hammond Groupies (CHaGs). They are out enlisting more. We're working it as a pyramid scheme and soon hope to have every young woman in Idaho who is between eighteen and twenty-five a CHaG.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Tinker
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:43 PM

Okay it's time for SASS cause we wimen don't much take SASS from thm trailer trash boys without dishin' it back. We've got to do them up higher and lower and such ... so along with being fan club members we'em need more than ya'll can provide. SASS

Society for the Admiration of Suffering Sarah --- definately a higher necessity

Spiritual Advisors to Sorry Spouses-- techniques of spiritual dispensations

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:49 PM

This is getting better all the time! This is what happens with truly great ideas. We now have a spinoff club forming: SASS

And it's a great idea!

The idea about the Idaho groupies is intriguing too. The officers of the CHFC would, of course, be required to personally interview and screen said groupies before they were issued their membership badges.

I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST,Helium
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 09:25 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Devilmaster
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:39 AM

Little Hawk said:
I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn!

Man, I could so see this turning into the Stockholm syndrome. But... in reverse. Next thing ya know, nobody will be able to save LH and Peg. ;)

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 01:12 AM

Used to be able to buy a cloth with a screen printed chain mail pattern on it.

I used to knit chain mail. You get strong wrists.

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 08:56 AM

Rapare set high goals is fine but to "Have" every young woman in Idaho

I think Little Hawk has a better shot at makeing Clinton Hammond into a Decent Human...   Hmmm... Mabey not

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Peg
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:02 PM

well, as anyone knows,any period of cultic indoctrination necessitates a period of total abstinence from all intoxicating substances...and activities. And usually a period of near-starvation is needed as well.

Anyone stillinterested?

that's why cults kidnap people. ;0

Uplifting thought for the day:

No matter how stupidly you behaved last night, there is still someone in the world today who is a bigger asshole than you are or will ever be.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:47 PM

Little Hawk pecked out:
"I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn!"


You think that hasn't been tried already? Do yer worst.
Just let get some beer and nachos first. It promises to bee the spectator sport of the season.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:58 PM

" No matter how stupidly you behaved last night"

From Ron White on the "Blue Coller Comedy" show

"I didn't get where I am today worrying about how I'd feel tomorrow"

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"New Age"

Heh... My favourite "New Age" is 12 year old Lagavulin...

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"kidnap Clinton... and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles"

I'd chew my own head off and escape down my own throat first!

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 07:21 PM

Ha! Just the reaction I expected, Clinton. :-) I plan to go and visit Raptor soon and check out the T-shirt, but I think he's got stomach flu today, poor lad.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 09:22 AM

Clinton "Heres your sign"

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Devilmaster
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 03:46 PM

So back to the original question:

'How much money would it take to get CH to play a house concert that weekend?"   ;)   (like any good agent, i'm trying to profit off of the work and sweat of others. You should have seen my plans for a decorative paddle business last night) :D

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST,Slap Happy
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 04:32 PM

If I ever have a son, I am going to name him William Clinton Hammond Jefferson.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 04:45 PM

Bill Clinton?

How `bout Clinton Hammond Rye?

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 09:57 AM

Here's a challenge to all Clinton Hammond Fans out there!

Grow a goatee beard Just Like Clinton!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: *daylia*
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 10:22 AM

Raptor, I'll try, but it'll probably require some kind of divine intervention.

So for those of us who are hormonally challenged to express our loyalty this way, how about letting armpit hair grow, maybe even dying it red just like Clinton's, instead??? (I'm assuming the hair in his pits is red, just like the hair on his head. But I've yet to gaze into his armpits .... hey, maybe he'll post a picture so we'll all know for sure!)

;-)   daylia

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST,Valdy the dachshund - Club Treasurer
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM

The other night on the television there was a report about testicular implants for dogs. Tamsin agrees with me that it would be nice for me to have a full cluster again. Does anyone have a contact number for this sort of treatment ?

Keep the donations pouring in - life's a warm bitch on heat !

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:08 AM

implants, Valdy? With your luck, you'd get 'em from a St. Bernard, and twice the problem climbing stairs!

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:49 AM

Goatee??? That's a goatee?

The wimmen too? I mean, we go wimmen out here in Idaho that can do it, but I dunno....

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:56 AM

It looked like a goatee on his main page!

OK Goatee, Beard, Red Pit Fur, Grow whatever you want!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST,T-shirt orders
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 12:24 PM

T-shirts be quick before the sell out

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 01:40 PM

My campaign to recruit all of the young women in Idaho into the CHFC is going far more slowly than expected.

The comments are interesting:

"CHFC? Isn't that one of those chemicals that are killing the ozone layer?"

"Who? Clinton? Sorry, I'm Republican."

"Is he the guy that makes the maps? I just loooooooove his atlases!"

"The what??"

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 01:58 PM

Nice shirts, bo! Now make some similar ones with Big Daddy Malone's picture on them, and underneath it: "Shoot Me On Sight"

They would sell great in Chicago. I guarantee it.

Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:12 PM

hey t-shirts rule

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:29 PM

I already have a goatee. And I don't want to be a member. I ain't no fan and I ain't no joiner. But I'm keeping my goat, at least for another couple weeks till it warms up some.

Besides you spelled his first name wrong on the T-Shirt.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 10:39 PM

And my last name too...

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 12:12 AM

Yeah, that is weird about the spelling...but Raptor has always been a poor speller. I'll have to see if we can do a second run and fix that. You just KNOW if we do, that those first few mispelled shirts will be worth a fortune on Ebay in a year or two from now!!!

Got a call from Britney Spears. She wants to join the Idaho groupies desperately.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: clansfolk
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 07:06 AM

I thought the misspelling on the T-shirts was intentional?

- and there to be corrected...

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:19 AM

I did not make those T-shirts

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 10:37 AM

Since Britney Spears is not a resident of this Great Area, she can only be accepted in the Pacific Northwest Regiment (Idaho Battalion) of the CHFC if she can pass a Certain Test. The examination is of course confidential, but another young woman (who passed it) refered to the battery of examinations as "those cute l'il ol' testys."

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 12:47 PM

Rapaire, You called me perverted and madfolk?

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:15 PM

So, who did make those T-shirts then?

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:32 AM

Someone who really likes bilabial nasal and alveolar nasal consonants.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:38 AM

aw gee......I can only sport a few errant hairs on my chin and my red pit hair is decidedly sparse too......will you accept a red merkin Raptor?

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:49 AM

What's a merkin?

Is it shaped like an upside down goatee?

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:10 AM

not usually........but I guess if you wanted to get creative, you could make it look like an upsidedown goatee, depending on which way you stuck it on.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:20 AM

Then it would look like an arrow, but pointing the wrong way.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Raptor
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:11 AM

What is a Mirkin?

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:12 AM

I thought EVERYONE knew what a merkin is. All of the young women in the Idaho Regiment are wearing them; they have the letters "CHFC" woven in.

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:15 AM

Rapaire, you old scoundrel, we need ya to fill in the Fermi end on the latest caper. Read up on it and get ta work. The plot's heating up fast. Contact Chief and Hawk for details behind the scenes.

Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 25 Jun 05 - 01:48 PM

My wife is still waiting for her T-shirt!

:-P

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Metchosin - PM
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:10 AM

not usually........but I guess if you wanted to get creative, you could make it look like an upsidedown goatee, depending on which way you stuck it on.
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A year and a half and nobody bit on that one? (Yup... definitely intended.)

Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 25 Jun 05 - 02:06 PM

"nobody bit on that one"

Excuse the pun eh?

100

:-P