BS: Men's Mudcat

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 06:24 PM

Now how come when Praise started a thread on names you have for the family jewels, she got very few suggestions and a lot of grief? But you guys are off and running with the same topic and nobody notices? I am beginning to think that we should set up a female mudcat site and... Sorry Jon, I'm off on a tangent. And no that it not my pet name for it.

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 06:26 PM

(SS!

Shh!!!! Its OK!! Just to have it be safe enough for them to go for all of this is wonderful!

~S)

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Homeless
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 06:35 PM

Abdul. As in "Abdul the tentmaker"

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 06:35 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: WyoWoman
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 09:43 PM

Well, I sort of like the idea of naming one "Tangent," and being off on one. (Theoretically, of course. Having none of my very own, this is a strictly academic exercise here.)

And if the rest of you Mudmen decide to bone up for the class, as Peter T. so helpfully suggests, I do hope we ladies will be invited to sit in the gallery and observe. We promise not to fidget.

xo/Pansy Rue Twidgett

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: WyoWoman
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 09:43 PM

Well, I sort of like the idea of naming one "Tangent," and being off on one. (Theoretically, of course. Having none of my very own, this is a strictly academic exercise here.)

And if the rest of you Mudmen decide to bone up for the class, as Peter T. so helpfully suggests, I do hope we ladies will be invited to sit in the gallery and observe. We promise not to fidget.

xo/Pansy Rue Twidgett, undefeated Saucy Wench

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 10:19 PM

Check the Kendall Thread. He calls his Edgar Cayce and is hoping someone will raise him. Let's all work on it and take his mind off his hospital visit.

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 11:29 PM

Uh, you go ahead....

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 12:39 AM

Sinsull, male and female body-builders, when oiled- up and buck-nekkid are hard to tell apart, uh, I think. And Catspaw, I may need that talk from you after all. By the way, according to the tattoo, mine is Bart sometimes, and Bartholomew The Magnificent at others. Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: WyoWoman
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 01:16 AM

Seamus, could we be friends? Close, personal friends... ww

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 02:23 AM

Can't have a men's club without everyone walking around in smoking jackets monogrammed with "MC" (mudcat cafe) and smoking pipes.

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 03:01 AM

And we can call the lavatory the Catspaw.

As in: "Excuse me, Max, for a minute. I have to use the Catspaw."

Amergin

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 11:52 AM

WyoWoman, I think you would use your friendship with me to just to meet Bartholomew the Magnificent, so I'm afraid the answer is a definite maybe. Perhaps if you bought me a smoking jacket (quilted with silk lapels) with the MudCat Coat of Arms on the breast pocket, the pipe AND a large leather armchair, I would reconsider. I can be persuaded. Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: WyoWoman
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 02:00 PM

Lessee, lessee .... click on www.smokingjackets'r'us ... ummm, then ... www.bigfatchairs, ... then www.wegotpipes ... unh ... www.snifters.for.men ...

Yup, I think I can do this ... hold on ...

ww

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 03:28 PM

I can see one major problem with this "All Male Mudcat Club": who is going to put the toilet paper on the roller? With all your gadgets and gizmos, I have yet to see a man master the art of the simple toilet paper roll. I guess you can do what you always do and leave it on the back of the tank. Not elegant but efficient and easy to reach when in the mood to play a comb. But prone to falling in when you leave the seat up.

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 03:43 PM

Give the janitorial job to Charles J. Sanders. Shit cleaning and tp replacement is all he's good for...

Amergin

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 04:48 PM

Well, geeze luiz, this'll teach me to go on vacation!! Men's Mudcat Logo--a catfish diving into a banjo.......and, SS, if they put the paper on the roller, they put it on upside down. Ladies, we can be Auxilary Memebers, and just drink the brandy right out of the bottle. Then we fill it back up with kerosene, and betcha they never notice.

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 08:50 PM

Still, I wish I was invited. Jon doesn't want us there. Sulk. Whine even! So there.

Maybe we can do something radical and have a boy/girl party just to see how it plays out...

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 08:52 PM

Sins, I can change a toilet paper roll with one hand.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 08:54 PM

If you don't shave for a week or so, you might be able to pass yourself off as one of us....

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Áine
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 08:54 PM

Wow, Mbo! I'm impressed! Betcha I know what you're doing with the other hand (hehehehehe)...

-- Áine

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 09:48 PM

Odd thing Aine......That same thought was crossing my mind. So Meebo.....Outside of what Aine and I are thinking, why would you have acquir3ed such a ...uh, ...skill?

Just curious............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: GUEST,Joerg
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 10:57 PM

According to my whole experience of 'men' (including myself) I think I can tell the following without being too afraid of being wrong:

If you know a 'man' first rely on him being sensitive and then suppose him to have an X (with X = any name you like).

Of course he can't simply admit that he is sensitive. That is hardly ever forgiven to him (it's one of the things forbidden to men, and forbidden things are always interesting). Admitting it in spite of this requires him to also be a 'desperado' or a 'boss' or whatever enables him to not having to care if he's forgiven or not.

It IS possible to admit it: You just have to say it in a way that also means "IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT...!!!" But you are not always in the situation or position to say it that way.

It's really pervert: Being a 'man' you can only admit that you are sensitive if you also can in some way THREATEN the one to whom you are telling it. Otherwise you can rely on losing his/her respect.

Especially pervert: Do you want to threaten somebody you like? Mind that he/she also won't forgive you if you don't.

So, MC: Sensitivity? Huh?? What's that???

On with fun...

Joerg

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jul 00 - 04:57 PM

I feel threatened by Mbo changing the toilet paper roll with one hand. Does that count? But unlike my suspicious friends, I know where his other hand is. Guys, this is Mbo! He's pressing the F9 key.
SS

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jul 00 - 05:25 PM

Refreshing/winnowing the wheat from the chaff, or something like that

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Sorcha
Date: 08 Jul 00 - 06:28 PM

LOL! Pressing the F9 key indeed, SS. You are probably right.

Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat
From: Pene Azul
Date: 09 Jul 00 - 02:29 AM

Looks like it's time to continue this one.
It's getting too long for some folks to load.

Please post to BS: Men's Mudcat II .

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