Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 05:42 AM Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'Me and a few mates were at moor & coast festival the other day, and we passed a van with a big sticker in the window. It had a picture of a cockerel, and -you guessed it- it said: "My cocks a winner!!" Also, we were walking down a street past a pub, and saw a great big sign saying: "Beaver fun party 12 o'clock"!! It was of course the young boy scouts division having a little party in the pub! Any other amusing stickers/posters? Cheers, Ian |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: KingBrilliant Date: 05 May 99 - 07:06 AM Oxymoron innit? |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: dwditty Date: 05 May 99 - 07:13 AM Once saw a bumper sticker that said "Honk if I'm Polish" Of course it was on upsidedown. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: MudGuard Date: 05 May 99 - 07:30 AM I once saw one saying (written upside down): if you can read this, please put my car back on its wheels And another one, not upside down, but very small letters: Sorry I drive so close before you |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Steve Parkes Date: 05 May 99 - 07:49 AM I presume we are not counting things like "Young farmers do it in wellies"? My uncle claimed to have seen this on the wall of a public lavatory in the late fifties: Ileap with glee, I jump for joy - I was here before Kilroy! and underneath, in a different hand: Sorry to spoil your little joke, I was here, but my pencil broke Kilroy and under that (different hand again): While you are reading this you are piddling on your shoes Not actualy a bumper sticker, as such ... Steve |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Date: 05 May 99 - 07:52 AM My fav..is "if all men are idiots..then I've married the King!" Ritchie |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 08:43 AM Oxymoron it is! Cheers for the fun guys + dolls. Keep up the good work! Ian |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: JOField Date: 05 May 99 - 08:50 AM My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 09:02 AM |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 09:03 AM |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 05 May 99 - 09:32 AM I speak fluent patriarchy, but it's not my mother tongue.
Eschew obfuscation! How many do you want? I've the catlaogue in front of me. :-) If you'd like to see more click here |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: folk1234 Date: 05 May 99 - 09:57 AM Two of my favorites from the early '80s are: "Nuke the whales and save the sand fleas", and "Women who seek equality are underachievers" |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Steve Latimer Date: 05 May 99 - 11:40 AM Not exactly a bumper sticker, but seen in a mens room stall years ago, God is Love, Love is Blind, Ray Charles is blind, Ray Charles is God I loved Visualize Whirled Peas and God was my co-pilot. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Peter Fisher Date: 05 May 99 - 11:43 AM Seen on the back of a 1975 Buick driven by a little old man who resembled George Burns: "Don't tell me what kind of a day to have!" Others I like: "Doing my part to piss off the religious right." "Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot." |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Tony Burns Date: 05 May 99 - 01:04 PM Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. Stolen from here. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bert Date: 05 May 99 - 01:17 PM Who said Goddesses have to be anorexic? and... Born again Pagan |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Allan C. Date: 05 May 99 - 02:03 PM The best day I ever had was when she said, "I'm leaving!" If you don't like the music, get outa the plucking way! Adam was a rough draft I practice safe sex...and practice, and practice Some people pick their noses but I picked you Last night I felt the spirit move me It was probably something I drank And my favorite: It isn't a belly it's a resonator! |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Date: 05 May 99 - 02:42 PM "I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP not kicking and screaming like my passengers" |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: JOField Date: 05 May 99 - 02:53 PM If brains was shoes, you'd be barefoot up to your knees. -- Pogo |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Banjer Date: 05 May 99 - 06:22 PM DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH - Wife and kids have it all! The more I learn about wome, the more I like my truck Don't tailgate or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Big Mick Date: 05 May 99 - 07:28 PM I will date myself, but I laughed out loud when I read one that said, "Will Rogers never met Howard Cosell". Mick |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Robin McG Date: 05 May 99 - 07:55 PM "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole!" "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go." |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: emily rain Date: 05 May 99 - 09:17 PM i don't mind republicans, so long as they don't flaunt their lifestyle. and i've always wanted to see one that says Dea Ex Machina, as in "goddess in the machine" |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 05 May 99 - 10:29 PM Good ones, emily. I forgot the one I have on my car: Hate is never a fmaily value. Also, at various other times: My other car is a broom. (So many people thought it meant I was a "domestic engineer"!) Also, the religious right is neither The last time we mixed religion and politics...people got burned at the stake Sorry I missed church..I've been busy practising witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. I'm marching to a different accordion! Visualize using your tunr signals! |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 05 May 99 - 10:49 PM Conserve energy: fart in a jar. That one has gotta stand alone. --seed |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 05 May 99 - 10:50 PM Conserve energy: fart in a jar. That one has gotta stand alone. --seed |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Valentine (inactive) Date: 05 May 99 - 10:59 PM Once I saw "Beer -- it's not just for breakfast any more!" Valentine |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: John Hindsill Date: 05 May 99 - 11:04 PM CLINTON/GORE it's so funny I could cry |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: campfire Date: 05 May 99 - 11:05 PM Of course there's Bad Cop/No Donut One of my favorites, although its not funny: If you can't trust me with a CHOICE How can you trust me with a CHILD? and Keep Your Laws Off My Body! |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bill L Date: 05 May 99 - 11:14 PM On a pick-up truck in OK "For whom the bull toils" Earth Love it or Leave it Jesus Saves but Phil Espisito Knocks in the Rebound |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: maw-in-law Date: 05 May 99 - 11:47 PM Life is a Cabernet |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: o'hanrahan Date: 05 May 99 - 11:48 PM In the seventies i bought "Impeach the Cox Sacker" referring to Tricky Dicky's firing of special prosecuter Archibald Cox. Wish i still had it. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Sandy Paton Date: 06 May 99 - 12:22 AM Someone in Hartford had a bumper sticker that read: "Sing a Traditional Song!" Pete Seeger observed that it ought to have read: "Sing a GOOD Song." Sandy |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: ddw in windsor Date: 06 May 99 - 01:16 AM My kids gave me one that says "Born OK the first time." There used to be an old beater running around town with a bumper sticker that said: I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused. And a car with a vanity plate that was BAD - PRN. My nurse wife finally explained it to me; PRN is medical jargon for "when necessary" Kat... Loved your "God was my copilot. I'll have to see if I can find that one... cheers all.... ddw |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: McMusic Date: 06 May 99 - 02:17 AM Speaking of Tricky Dick. I remember another bumper sticker: "BEHIND EVERY WATERGATE IS A MILHOUS". Loved it then, love it now. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Steve Parkes Date: 06 May 99 - 03:27 AM Allan's post reminds me of a t-shirt slogan that's popular over here: "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine". Shame I don't have the build for it! Steve |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Alan of Australia Date: 06 May 99 - 05:59 AM Epoxy can be cured. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Banjer Date: 06 May 99 - 06:30 AM My kid beat up your honor student... Here in the south there a whole slew of bumper stickers dealing with folks from other parts of the country, I will list some of them if ya'll promise NOT to take offense. I am not posting them to insult or demean any group of folks, simply to serve as an example. Save the South, teach a Yankee to drive! We don't care how you did it up north When I retire, I'm gonna move to Ohio and drive slow in the fast lane Welcome to Florida, now go home! (That one was popular during the time that the State of Oregon was encouraging folks to visit, but not to move there) Keep Florida green, bring money! I never hated my state enough to move away from it |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 06 May 99 - 08:23 AM dwditty: go to the link I put in and you can buy the god copilot one, as far as I know, at Northen Sun Merchandising. They also have one that says:I dont't care if he's dead...I still want to impeach Nixon! and: Subvert the dominant paradigm Respect Life...Don't murder doctors Mall*Wart...Your source for cheap plastic crap Go is too big to fit in one religion Get a pastlife, too I'm so homophobic I can't even touch myself There they go...I must hurry after them for I am their leader For Sandy and 'Spaw: FIGHT PRIME TIME - READ A BOOK It's time for another magical mystery tour Condoms are easier to change than diapers Politicians and diapers need to be changed....often for the same reason Will be President for Sex We're revolting! Come the rapture...can I have your car? This one you have to visualize with a picture fram around it: Eve was framed Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car (sorry if this is a repeat!) HELL...it's not the heat...it's the humidity Ageism will catch up to you Treehugging Dirt Worshipper Where are we going...and why am I in this handbasket? ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN BUMPERSTICKERS! |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Tony Burns Date: 06 May 99 - 08:32 AM We don't inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Big Mick Date: 06 May 99 - 08:44 AM Don't Californicate Oregon. Mick |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Alan of Australia Date: 06 May 99 - 08:57 AM On the back of a panel van (or whatever you call them):
She offered her honour |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: MudGuard Date: 06 May 99 - 09:19 AM Shouldn't the "offer" be written with a capital o, i.e. "Offer"? What do you think, Joe? Andreas |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: dick greenhaus Date: 06 May 99 - 12:56 PM My current favorites: REAL FOLKSINGERS HAVE DAY JOBS DEFY AUTHORITY....whenever it's permitted
|
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Steve Latimer Date: 06 May 99 - 01:35 PM My buddy had this on the back of his Subaru Brat: Warning, I speed up to run over animals. Another fave Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed off. |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 06 May 99 - 04:02 PM Or, God is coming and is She pissed! |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: John OSh Date: 06 May 99 - 04:56 PM My personal favorite is: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies! Osh |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: annamill Date: 06 May 99 - 05:07 PM Seen on the back of a big winnabago- We are out spending our children's inheritance.
|
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bert Date: 06 May 99 - 05:15 PM I love it Kat |
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Banjer Date: 06 May 99 - 05:53 PM Avenge yourself, live long enough to be a problem for your kids |
Share Thread: |
Subject: | Help |
From: | |
Preview Automatic Linebreaks Make a link ("blue clicky") |