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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: bill\sables Date: 06 May 99 - 07:05 PM While in PA last October I saw one that read ;;; Washigton could never tell a lie. Nixon could never tell the trurh. and Clinton could never tell the differance. Cheers Bill |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 06 May 99 - 07:09 PM Jesus is coming. Look busy. My dad had a sticker that read: I break for tailgaters. A Boston radio station used to make one that said" E=MC2+or- 1dlb I didn't get it but thought it was hysterical. They also had one that said: Eschew obfuscation! Allison |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 06 May 99 - 07:26 PM Allison: maybe it meant plus or minus one decibel? |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: ddw in windsor Date: 06 May 99 - 08:02 PM On the back of an 18-wheeler: My other car is Jimmy Hoffa |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: leprechaun Date: 07 May 99 - 04:29 AM Earth First! We'll log the rest of the planets later. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Alan of Australia Date: 07 May 99 - 09:31 AM G'day, My parents often use the acronym SKIN: Spend the Kid's Inheritance Now.
Cheers, P.S. No my post above is offer. I didn't want to drag Joe into it! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Margo Date: 07 May 99 - 10:44 AM I like the one that says "Happiness is an inside job" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Tony Burns Date: 07 May 99 - 01:30 PM If I'd known grandchildren were so much fun I would have had them first. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Dani Date: 08 May 99 - 12:30 PM Oh, leprechaun, that's good. It's a good day when people on opposite sides of the fence can laugh OVER it. Two recent (albeit offensive) chuckles: "I wonder if you'd drive better with that cellphone up your butt?" and "Keep honking...I'm reloading" I'll admit that last one lost some appeal recently.
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Greg Baker Date: 08 May 99 - 02:14 PM My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Conrad Bladey sticker@toad.net Date: 08 May 99 - 04:22 PM Wow! Some good stickers! You all should stop in and see my art car- Headhunter Heaven and stickercar too! http://www.toad.net/~sticker/sticker.html And If you have any good stickers for the car I can always use them as they do wear out and parade and exhibit season is on its way again. send them to me at: Conrad Bladey PO 268 Linthicum Md. 21090 U.s.A. Thanks in advance and keep reading those stickers. I always let folks play on my cars during artscape in baltimore- stop in and see us! Conrad |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Reta Date: 09 May 99 - 12:56 PM "God said it, I believe it, and that settles it!" "Love is a four letter word" Blessings |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Penny S. Date: 10 May 99 - 12:43 PM On a white van in London. (White vans are the bane of others, no eye contact, and the drivers barge through traffic in an inconsiderate way.) (And actually, it wasn't white, due to dirt. In which this was written, because it wasn't a bumper sticker.) "If driven well, please report as stolen." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: WyoWoman Date: 10 May 99 - 12:59 PM * Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. * Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later kc |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 10 May 99 - 01:13 PM Penny S., why white vans? A particular company? We've an old white van and suffer no ostracism here in the US that I know of, well, unless you count all those drivers who won't look at me, and....the ones who gesticulate and...Mmmmm, I'll get back to you!**Big Grin** katlaughing
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: manylodges Date: 10 May 99 - 10:17 PM The other day I saw one on a Big Foot pick up truck. "If your missing your cat, look under my tires." to Mc Music In 1972 I saw a sticker that read " why switch dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for tricky dicky in 72." I do alot of Buckskining and a favorite is " no I'm not a hippy, I'm a well dressed mountain man." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 11 May 99 - 12:45 AM In the early eighties, a Chicano activist named Kiko Martinez was jailed in Denver for sending letter bombs to his political opponents. Getting Kiko out of jail became a popular cause, and it gave rise to my favorite graphitti of all time. On a brick wall by a busy street in the Hispanic part of town, some ardent supporter spray-painted in two foot high letters "FREE KIKO". This remained for several weeks until I became quite used to seeing it. Then one morning I passed by and was cracked up laughing- it had been changed by some jokester to read "FREE KIKO with purchase of one Kiko" LEJ |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: ddw in windsor Date: 11 May 99 - 12:55 AM An old one I hadn't tho't of in a while: I have PMS and a gun. And from years ago: Nuke a Whale for Jesus. I saw one recently that said: I haven't had sex in so long I've forgotten who gets tied up. And that was the mildest on a whole bumperful of some pretty kinky stuff. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Penny S. Date: 11 May 99 - 04:36 AM White vans are generic, often with no company name, maybe hired. I was trying to think of a model that would give the picture, but have no idea what the American equivalent is. They have closed backs - not pick-up trucks. Many may be used by market traders. Someone in the London press gave them a bad press, and they became an object of scorn. They are driven by White Van Man, who has a particularly aggressive style of driving. I don't know how justified the reputation is, but it was necessary to understand the message. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: WyoWoman Date: 11 May 99 - 10:35 AM Re. DDW in Windsor... here's another, "It only seems kinky the first time..." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 11 May 99 - 01:56 PM Oh, Penny S., I love it! Now, when Rog takes the white 1978 Chevy van for a spin, I shall call him the White Van Man! And, behind it he pulls the Pumpkin Shell (very small travel trailer/caravan)in which he joked about putting me, like Peter, the pumpkin eater, when I was complaining about losing weight and yummy pizzas. (The theory was me, my computer and phone line in the trailer, through whose windows, NO pizza could pass!) Thankfully I've solved the problem in less drastic ways!
White Van Man,
White Van Man, Arrrggghhhh, okay I'll spare us anymore! katlaughing |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Tom May Date: 11 May 99 - 02:48 PM I recently saw a quote which would make a good sticker if anyone can get them made: "Erotic uses a feather - Perverted uses the whole chicken" I couldn't see who they were quoting (I think it was Terry Pratchett). Regards Tom May |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: JOField Date: 11 May 99 - 04:10 PM The white van talk reminded me of a clever joke I saw here in Paris. Written in the dirt of a dirty white van: "Existe aussi en blanc." (Also available in white.) A little more sophisticated than "Wash Me", ne-c'est pas? James. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Zorro Date: 11 May 99 - 09:41 PM My all time favorite: "Honk if you are Jesus" A priest from Belfast shared this bit of graffiti from a men's rest room in Belfast: "Be alert, Ulster needs more lerts." Beneath that was written: "No. Be aloof. We have enough bloody lerts." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: John Hindsill Date: 11 May 99 - 10:19 PM People who start sentences with 'I don't think...' are right. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: McMusic Date: 11 May 99 - 11:13 PM Manylodges, That's a great one! And judging fromthe election results, a huge portion of the American electorate was satisfied n' tickeled, too in '72. I thought I heard the lighting of many cigarettes the day after that election! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Penny S. Date: 12 May 99 - 12:29 PM If we're going on to walls, there was some graffiti on the wall of a school in South London -"MANKIND SHALL BECOME EXCINST" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: annamill Date: 12 May 99 - 12:58 PM Funny Bumper Sticker related, I think. ( Does "I think" at the end of a sentence mean I do) Recently, in my area (NY,NJ)a rash of W.O.W. has been seen on all kinds of vehicles, mostly white vans ;-). Being the curiosity seeker that I am, I had to know what this meant. After asking several people, I finally found the answer and it's kind of scarry. Evidently, a local radio station has declared Wednesday as "Whip 'em Out Wednesday". If a woman sees a truck with these initials on it, W.O.W., they are suppose to bare their breasts to the driver. Hense, "Whip'em Out Wednesday". Now, I don't know if we've finally become free thinkers who can except this type of silliness and shake our heads or ...... I vote for the silliness and hope. Signed: NO W.O.W. for me. Too shy. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: MARION IN MANCHESTER Date: 19 May 99 - 06:00 AM |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: MARION (MANCHESTER, ENGLAND) Date: 19 May 99 - 06:09 AM HI CHAPS AND CHAPESSES A FEW THAT HAVE STOOD OUT IN MY MEMORY ROUND MANCHESTERS STREETS WERE. I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.....SINGLE! TACT..THE ABILITY TO MAKE A POINT WITHOUT MAKING AN ENEMY A WOMAN WOULD RATHER HAVE PART OF AN INTERESTING MAN THAN ALL OF A DULL ONE.
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Neil Lowe Date: 19 May 99 - 08:26 AM Here's a couple for the ladies: "Today was a total waste of makeup." "A woman's favorite position: CEO." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 19 May 99 - 09:31 AM "My other car is a white van" ...but rivalling White Van Man [aka White Panel Truck in the US?] for bad & dangerous driving is "baby on board" . They seem to be saying: " can cut you up & if we collide and kill my child it will be YOUR fault"! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 19 May 99 - 11:43 AM My other car is a broom (and I don't mean as in domestic engineer!) Broom parking only |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Allan C. Date: 19 May 99 - 01:41 PM I just saw one about an hour ago: Adamant Agnostic - I don't know the answer and neither do you! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Fadac Date: 19 May 99 - 01:45 PM Seen in Ill. 'I eat road kill' On the back of an old (slow) truck that I once owned. 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.' Heh heh, got them every time. Seen in California 'My other car is a piece of shit too.'
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Date: 19 May 99 - 02:19 PM "God, Please save me from your followers"
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Terry Date: 19 May 99 - 02:49 PM Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Terry Date: 19 May 99 - 02:58 PM annap: Thanks for the explanation of W.O.W. I commute 40 miles to work from Delaware to New Jersey along I-295 and recently began to notice the W.O.W. on trucks. Yesterday, a truck driver rode beside me for about 15 miles, repeatedly honking his horn and gesturing in a rather crude way. Could be he was waiting for me to W.O.W. If so, he was S.O.L. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: casey Date: 19 May 99 - 11:36 PM If we're not supposed to eat animals--why are they made of meat? |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 20 May 99 - 01:13 AM Eeewwwww! So the same could be said for people, huh? I bet some bear in Yellowstone would love that, here they are running around the forest, with a bumper sticker on their rear that says, "If I'm not supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?" "Plants and animals dissapper to make room for your fat ass" Witches parking. All others will be toad. They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are POWER SURGES!Meat is DEAD. Feminism is the radical notion that women are people Better a bleeding heart than none at all If guns are outlawed only outlaws will shoot their kids accidentally And your littl dog, too! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: WyoWoman Date: 20 May 99 - 01:22 AM Do we get a counter-movement to W.O.W.? Whip IT out Wednesday? What a bizarre custom. But if we're going to be flashing body parts, I think it's only fair for the men to have equal time ... kc |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bert Date: 20 May 99 - 09:00 AM KC, I DONT THINK SO. Well not me anyway. Bert. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Cara Date: 20 May 99 - 11:39 AM on a tshirt: 40 yrs, 1 owner. Need parts, make offer.
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 20 May 99 - 01:33 PM I LIKE IT, KC, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bert Date: 20 May 99 - 01:35 PM Et Tu Kat |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: annamill Date: 20 May 99 - 01:52 PM Kat, where can I get this bumper sticker. It's MINE!! They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are POWER SURGES! (am i showing my age?) KC, Great idea! Why can't WOW stand for men as well!! Annap |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Den Date: 20 May 99 - 02:09 PM My all time favourite, dyslexics of Ireland untie! and a fool and his money are soon partying. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 20 May 99 - 02:32 PM Annap, somewhere I had put in a link to the catalogue company I get most of these from, but here it is, again. Glad you like it and ageism is a social disease. Don't worry about it! kat |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bert Date: 20 May 99 - 04:07 PM I suppose you gals need one that says "WOW? - You first!" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Fadac Date: 20 May 99 - 04:10 PM I did see a great one: "Save the Whales", on a Honda car. (BTW the Japaness are like the #1 nation for taking whales.) |
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