BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 02:13 PM

and flew away

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 02:16 PM

never to be

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 07:14 PM

caught,plucked,stuffed...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:20 PM

pickled, potted or

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:32 PM

poached.

Santa said:

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:37 PM

paraded naked,wearing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:39 PM

nothing but a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM

feather boa,protruding

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 02:30 AM

from the angel's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 06:06 AM

neatly placed embouchre (?)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM

much double-tonguing...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM

"Where can I

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM

find a Furbie?"

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 08:27 PM

The shopkeeper laughed

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 08:31 PM

perhaps unwisely at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 09:45 PM

Santa's dumbass question

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 02:51 AM

but kindly old

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 06:27 AM

Santa smiled, and

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 08:35 AM

aimed his shotgun...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:29 AM

at the shopkeeper's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:46 AM

ring dang do

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM

assorted crushed nuts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM

tumbled to the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 03:40 PM

sawdust covered timbers

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 08:43 PM

on Santa's head,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 09:11 PM

while two turtledoves

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 10:52 PM

were flaming it

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 11:42 PM

lightly over hickory

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 04:03 AM

for serving with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 05:33 AM

chips.

A loud

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 10:27 AM

"It's delicious!" cried

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 10:39 AM

the mistletoe-bedecked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 02:11 PM

but otherwise celibate

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 07:11 PM

from the waist

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 07:48 PM

-coat, reeking of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 11:10 PM

egnogg priest.

"Beware

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Dec 06 - 11:27 PM

the Jabberwock, my

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 05:09 AM

children of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 06:47 PM

Night of Regret

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 11:34 PM

But fortunately, Kermit

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Dec 06 - 11:47 PM

the aquatically challenged

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM

nasally sealed amphibian

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 03:08 AM

sang off key.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:03 AM

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:30 AM

although they often

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 05:55 AM

when seeking company

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM

will hum loudly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 08:59 AM

by rubbing their

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:22 AM

stocking clad legs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:31 AM

lovingly against the