Subject: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:33 PM I was so pleased to get 21 valentines from all those mudcat women; then I learned that my evil wife and her evil twin (Sinsull) had to bribe them to send them! Then after reading the warm lovely messages they wrote in them, I find myself back in the friggin' cellar where it's too dark to read anymore that might come late! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Rapparee Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:51 PM There are rats there, too, Kendall. Ever see the movie "Willard?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: SINSULL Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:58 PM There were no bribes. We all wanted to cheer you up after your last check-up. And you are in the basement to build shelves - Jacqui and I went shopping today. Evil twin? More like Mutt and Jeff. If you like I will send Alice down to keep you company. Happy Valentine's Day Captain. By the way, I didn't send a card. I bought a stuffed toy from hell that repeats "I love you" ad nauseum in a cutesy little voice. Poor catspaw - the store had only one and Kendall got it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Amos Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:00 PM LOL. Man, that Sins knows how to put the PR moves out, doesn't she?? I betcha sghe was a corporate sorta executive at some point. "Nothing to see here, folks, just business -- keep on moving,...." :D |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:02 AM I wish you'd asked me. I've never met the man, but I'm sure I could have come up with a really engaging valentine! SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Amos Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:03 AM I was gonna send you a chocolate fuzzy animal, Skipper, but I plumb forgot. Sorry!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: katlaughing Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:35 AM My apologies, Sins! In the midst of all the "frou-fraw" going on here, I suffered from CRS and forgot to send one! Happy V-day, Kendalldarlin'. You ARE loved! luvyakat |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Sandy Paton Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM Yeah, Kat. Me too. Caroline was gonna pick up something in adequately bad taste, but she forgot, so I just sent him an E-pistle of my own hoping he was inundated with Valentine's Day cards. I think the card score was up to 24 when he replied, not counting little stuffed toys that squeal love lyrics. With gals like Jacqui and Sinsull working in collaboration, the poor ol' Cap'n ain't got a chance! Sandy |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST,Morticia Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:09 AM Mea Culpa,Kendall...you would have had one more if I hadn't forgotten. Difficult to remember when it's a 'holiday' I don't keep ordinarily.......my man didn't get one either :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:55 AM Capt'n I only got an e-card out as I too got distracted, but it saved you from the guitar toting frog singing achy breaky heart.... I'm so sorry he didn't get to join your collection, but there is always next year..... Tinker |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:20 AM Achey breaky heart? I dodged a bullet with that one! Two criminals were about to be hanged. The hangman asked the first if he had a last request, and the man replied, "Yes; play Achey Breakey heart" on the stereo." Hangman agrees. He asked the second if he had a last request and the man said, "Yes, if you are going to do that, HANG ME FIRST"! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Kim C Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM Well, I'm glad Sinsull cleared that up, because I was fixin to complain that I wasn't offered a bribe! ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:25 AM Kim, you mean you didn't get your $100? ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: SINSULL Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:26 AM This was jacqui's "plot" not mine. I just offered professional advice on execution. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Sorcha Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM I fergot too. HVD, Cap'n! |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Rapparee Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:51 AM Sorcha is wishing Kendall "Happy VD"??? Gracious, and him just married and all. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: rumanci Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:54 AM hmmmmm SINSULL offering professional advice on execution ?? ........ aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh - does it involve giving her enough rope and a long drop ? I hope all the Valentines brought Kendall joy .......... paper the wall with them mate !! Hugs from here too rum xx |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: jacqui.c Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM The Valentines are all struck to the kitchen door and we will be taking a photo to put in the Mudcat gallery. Thanks to all who took part and to my buddy SINSULL, who was so helpful. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM Help |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:59 PM Girls, I don't care what your husbands say about you, I love every one of you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: gnu Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:16 PM You'd better keep digging that hole for cover Kendall, cause you ain't gonna climb out after that post. |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST,Nancy King at work Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM We love you too, Kendall, which is what the Valentines were all about! (sorry I missed seeing you last weekend!) Nancy |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM Love you too, Kendall- I didn't forget, but I lost the TRULY tasteless one I found early in the month (hint: it was framed in red feathers). So I had to settle for one with a nautical theme. I'm glad Jacqui's ploy was so successful! Allison |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Bat Goddess Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:07 PM Hope my two got there on time -- sent a store-bought one to make do til the do-it-yourself one got constructed. Linn |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST,Noreen Date: 16 Feb 05 - 05:40 AM LOL- you got that many, even thought so many forgot! You lucky man- hope the day was good. N x |
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Date: 16 Feb 05 - 12:50 PM I am lucky, no question about that. |