BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Apr 08 - 04:17 AM

I thought this was a music site? f is fortissimo as any fule kno, and oing is a verb which describes the act of backing a doowop song.
So he's singing loudly behind Amos the human juke-box of course.

Anywho, Bobert meant doing, which is the sound a bell makes when you hit it with something hard, like GiGi's head!

OK?




G

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Apr 08 - 08:21 AM

Well gol danged...

Couple Iron City beers and them pills they got me on make fir some more than usaul interestin' Bobert readin'... Man, I should stay the heck away from this thing at night 'cause I come back the next day and don't have a clue what I said...

It does say right there on the pill bottle not to operate machinery so I guess that's what they mean...Even pudders is off limits... Also says that the side effects maybe greater if ya' drenk Iron Cities...

Like I was tryin' to say is that I should know this next week if there is any tumor activity and if there ain't then they are gonna keep me on these anit-seizuer meds that is supposed to help the neurons get reacquainted and that in most cases it it juts matter of time but in some cases folks don't get fully revovered...

All I know is that if I take me a handfull of pills and 6 Iron Cities that I can play geeter fir about 5 -10 minutes at night... Burnin' a little evidence don't hurt non either...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 08 - 11:31 AM

Yeah, and taking enough of them pills plus Iron City kin fix it so you don't play geeter every agin. In fact, you'll just lay there dressed up in yer Sunday best, a shit-eatin' grin on yer face, until they close the lid on ya and screw it down.

Be careful out there, ya hear? Cuz if you ain't, I'm gonna have to come out there and slap some sense into ya with a oak 2x4.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Apr 08 - 06:29 PM

Ya. better bring yer own oak 2X4, Rap, 'cause unless you pay thru the nose all yer gonna find 'round these parts is pine...

Hey, Rap... Man, I need you to come down here and help me kill this danged groundhog... He has more lives than a cat... If I walk out back witout a gun there he is... If I have the gun, he ain't nowhere to be found...

Okay, 'cept night before last an' I was laying fir him... Yeah I had me a pill and took a couple Iron Cities out to the ferrowing barn that has a window out of it 'bout 75 'er 90 feet from Mr. G-Hog's den which is under my equipement barn... So he comes on out and immediately climbs up on top of some 6X6 blocks that I have styacked and behind them is a nice Warm Mornings porpane heater which I really don't wnat to shoot...

But I'm patient and agter about 20 minutes me gets down where I have a shot at him with the .410.... Click... Huh???? Hey, don't ask me... May be bolt wasn't down far enough to engage the firing pin for the lower chamber but Mr. G-Hog heard the click and now was headed back to the hole as I pull the bold up for the .22, recocked and got off a prayer shot (open sights) and missed the sumabich...

Maybe I'll get him tonight... Wow, it's about time for him to come out... Better go get set up....

Yeah, Im shooting lefty but that's good... I've always shot lefty???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 08 - 09:15 PM

Okay, Bobert, here's whatcha do.

Go down to the store and tell 'em you gotta blast some stumps. Just a coupla sticks of dynamite'll do; make sure you get a couple electrical blasting caps too.

Put one stick of dynamite and one cap away, maybe in the house, but at least a hunnerd yards away. Now put a point on a wooden dowel and poke a hole from the top of the stick of dynamite about a quarter way down the stick and drop in the cap, the wires gotta stick out the top. Tape the wires in place.

Twist some regular old copper wire onto the cap wires and tape it in place. Use a LOT of copper wire, now! Find that ol' 'hog's hole and using a long stick shove that capped stick of boom-boom way down in the hole.

Now walk as far away as the copper wire'll let ya. Touch one strand of wire to one pole of a car battery and the other to the other (clamp the wires to jumper cables if yer chicken). BOOM! No more Mr. Ground Hog AND you got the start for a nice fish pond!

Use the second stick and cap if you don't get him on the first try.

Jist remember what the man said, "The is no problem so large or so complicated that it cannot be solved with the correct amount of high explosives."

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Fortunato
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 08:02 AM

Glad to hear you're playing again.
cheers
chance

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 08:22 AM

Well, Chance, ol' buddy, 10 minutes a day ain't like, ahhhhhhh, playin' again but I'll take it... Won't miss this stuff when it's gone...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 02:11 PM

Hey Bobert! Suppose you untune your geeter and twang it a bit just for that there groundhog? Think that'd knock him over dead, or maybe stun him enough you kin get rid of him?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 02:23 PM

Use this and get your full quota of beauty sleep Bobert.

G

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 06:41 PM

I just picked up a dead vole from my front yard.

I poisoned the sucker last evening. And I'll keep doing it, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 06:53 PM

If ya' run outta poison, let me know, Rap... I buy it by the case...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Janie
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 07:12 PM

Bobert, I think you done run that groundhog off. Leastwise, that is the only explanation I have for the bold feller that I thought was a new neighborhood cat exploring my front porch this morning - leastwise, until I saw it's ugly mug. I figured he was good and lost, and most likely new to these parts.

(no kidding - I've never had one stroll up a 5 foot rise of steps and hang out on the front veranda before. Bold little b*stard.)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 07:40 PM

If he's actin' like that then he prolly all rabbied up... Smack him with a shovel a couple times and take his poor body off to the local landfill... That's what the P-Vine has threatened to do wid me if I don't get this tuff off me... She says it will be a mercy killin'... Heck, I still got one good arm... That G-hog is no good...

My G-hog ain't him, tho... I just looked out the window and the sumabich is eatin grass on the back of the farm... He knows I gotta an open sight 410/22 so he ain't the slightest bit worried... I'm gonna get him befoe the beets come up...He went theu a row of them last year... Okay, I ain't into the beet part but I love beet tops and that's what he loves, too... Gonna be his downfall 'cause I shoot lefty and next time he's in my sights he gona go to that big ol' beet row in the sky...

Sho nuff is...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 07:44 PM

Really fix 'im, Bobert. Cook him up with the beet tops.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Rumncoke
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 08:00 PM

I just got a TENS machine - I've got a knee that has hurt for years, every step I took, some days more, some times less, and it threw my balance off, made my hips ache and my back protest - half a dozen 15 minute sessions and it is not hurting most of the time.

It only cost me 15 pounds sterling - about 30 US dollars, - batteries not included. No one told me about these things - even after physiotherapy and painkillers failed. Then last week I called in at the pharmacy and saw one, got a rundown on what not to do with it, took one home and today I was even thinking of taking a walk, until the hailstones started to fall.

Maybe - perhaps? one of these could be of some help to you? Look it up on Google or Wiki it.

I do hope so, I feel that I have drawn a real live 'get out of jail' card.

Anne

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Messed Up....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 08:49 PM

Never heard of it but I'll be doing a little Googling right now...

Thanks...

B~