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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,John Hernandez Date: 16 Jul 02 - 10:01 AM LET'S ELINIMATE DYSLEXIA! and DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Claymore Date: 16 Jul 02 - 06:50 PM A pair of bumper stickers, I saw the other day. The first was the ubiquitous "Mean People Suck" followed by the infinitely smoother "Nice People Swallow"... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Van Lingle Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:00 PM So a very small one in the rear window of a van the other day, obviously directed at tailgaters: You have the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilige. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Van Lingle Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:03 PM Here's one I'd like to see: Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: River Date: 17 Jul 02 - 03:39 AM "If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 27 Jul 02 - 12:57 PM Who put the stop payment on my reality check? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: NH Dave Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:22 PM When I was in the UK, I bought a small yellow sticker for my bike that read "Short Vehicle". . . When I came back to the states, I spent the next two years explaining it to fellow Americans. For the others on the list, long vehicles, 18 wheelers to us Americans, in the UK have a black on yellow warning sticker on the back that says "Long Vehicle". The bike owners decided to go one better. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: NH Dave Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:40 PM Slightly off topic, but still humorous: Lady with a couple of small kids in tow, wearing a T Shirt saying, "So who pissed in your Corn Flakes this morning?" Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby Date: 27 Jul 02 - 08:22 PM 'Witches Do It In Circles'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 27 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM LOL!! Love it, Ian!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Kaleea Date: 28 Jul 02 - 01:51 PM During the 80's when there was a strong movement to pray for "world peace" I recall seeing this: "Visualize Whirled Peas" I don't believe they were referring to Linda Blair exorcising her right to turn her head. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby Date: 28 Jul 02 - 07:55 PM Kat Glad you liked it.. Merrymeet, Ian. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni Date: 28 Jul 02 - 08:13 PM General bumper sticker comment here... Re: "Witches Do it in Circles"... My Dad is philosophically opposed to bumper stickers, believing that they do a lot toward getting a rise out of the drivers around you without allowing the space or time to discuss the issue... and with road rage on the rise, he'd rather not drive a car with any messages, thank-you-very-much. However... Where I live, there is a Pagan organization that hosts family potluck picnics every each sabbat at a public park, and the way we find the exact meeting place is to read the bumper stickers in the adjoining parking lot. If we see a lot of "The Goddess is Alive. Magic is afoot" and "Pagan Clergy" we know we're in the right place! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Jul 02 - 12:57 AM Merry Meet, indeed, Ian! That's one of the few I hadn't heard, before. Capri, love those ones, too. One of my favs, I know I've posted before is: Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby Date: 29 Jul 02 - 08:52 PM The Fortean Times did a great range of UFO related bumper stickers, one read something like 'Stay back 25 feet, Alien bodies in back of vehicle'. In the U.K. we've got drivers showing stickers that say, 'Caution, Show Dogs/Cats/Gerbils/Guinea Pigs/Hamsters/Headlice in transit, Baby on board' etc. Whats that all about? Forgive me for being naive, but I don't think this appeals one bit to the finer humanitarian instincts of the testosterone driven, horn sprouting, cloven hoofed, red meat eating nazi herberts (and thats only the Women truckers) that drive 40 ton wagons at 60 mph, six inches off your back bumper on the M6 every Friday afternoon. I think a message like 'Show Tarantulas in transit', or 'Cockroach Roadshaw 2002' would be much more thought-provoking. At least you'd stand less chance of your car being 'done' when you park up in Moss Side or Salford., (or anywhere else in Manchester for that matter). And if any of you would like to advertise that you have a 'Learner Bhodran Player in Transit' ....... (Over-refreshed as usual, apologies in advance). Ian |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest again Date: 29 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM I found Jesus---he was behind the sofa all the time |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Singout Date: 29 Jul 02 - 11:29 PM Where are we all going and why am I in this handbasket? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni Date: 30 Jul 02 - 11:43 PM Singout -- my aide has that handbasket one on her car. Got a chuckle out of me... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 01 Aug 02 - 04:13 PM Just saw these on a desk at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles; made me chuckle, even though I may not agree.*bg* When you get older and begin to lose your memory you can forget about it. God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 13 Sep 02 - 07:42 PM Like I said, I don't always agree with them, but will include them::-) vegetarian: an old West definition of a lousy hunter |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 14 Sep 02 - 01:05 AM Seen on guitar case: Just doing my part to piss off the religious right! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Date: 14 Sep 02 - 02:20 AM START WORRYING. DETAILS TO FOLLOW! YES, I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN BUT MY DUTIES ARE LARGELY ADMINISTRATIVE troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bman Date: 15 Sep 02 - 12:02 AM I have one on my car that says: I poke badgers with spoons. (If you don't find this funny, I'm sorry, I can't explain it to you. I thought it was hilarious and I had to have it.) regards, Bman |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mark Clark Date: 15 Sep 02 - 02:26 AM Saw one I liked the other day... BEER... Helping white people learn to dance since 1837 - Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 15 Sep 02 - 11:02 AM Owned by an Computer -worker bee, the following on was seen on the license plate of a new Volkswagen "Bug" "Feature"
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Memphis Mud Date: 15 Sep 02 - 11:09 AM I sail a little Laser sailboat. Joining the Internation Laser Class Association gets you the newsletter and some bumper stickers. Two read: Sail it like you Stole it. Cheat the Nursing home. Die on your Laser. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 25 Sep 02 - 01:37 AM Seen today. Don't blame me, my vote was thrown out in Florida. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Jeep man Date: 25 Sep 02 - 10:00 PM Back of a Cadillac. "Visitors, thanks for coming, now go home! J |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Steve Latimer Date: 25 Sep 02 - 10:27 PM This may be in the other threads, but I just saw i the other day. I can't do italics, but "is" is italicized on the bumper sticker. What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
italic added by a |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Janie Date: 26 Sep 02 - 07:07 AM I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Date: 26 Sep 02 - 08:52 AM Cat. The other white meat. Stave, do you mean that the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about? troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Naemanson Date: 26 Sep 02 - 09:13 AM Some I saw on a web site yesterday: One person, one vote. (May not apply in some states) I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dipsodeb Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:37 PM hows about, I only brake for elves, fairies, dwarves and other unseeable creatures that only I can see. well that's my excuse anyway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 21 Oct 02 - 01:34 AM WARNING....it's another rather rude one. If you are offended by bawdiness, sort of, back outta this thread before it is too late! Seen on a car, yesterday: Save a mouse, eat pussy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Date: 21 Oct 02 - 07:19 AM Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely administrative. WHAT!!? Hang up and Drive! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Midchuck Date: 21 Oct 02 - 02:03 PM My little girl, who is in Bozeman, MT, and is a hard-ass backcountry skier, has a (girl) friend who is an even harder-ass backcountry skier who says she saw one she's been trying to find ever since: Just because I'll sleep with you, doesn't mean I'll ski with you. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bill Date: 21 Oct 02 - 05:13 PM The best one I've seen was on a Mini driven by a young girl 'YOU GOT TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS TO FIND AN HANDSOME PRINCE' Bill C |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 21 Oct 02 - 10:10 PM BUCKLE UP so the aliens can't suck you out of your car. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ballpienhammer Date: 21 Oct 02 - 11:45 PM mine= I'd rather eat worms than drive a Chevy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jimmyt Date: 22 Oct 02 - 02:31 PM A few that come to mind: Jesus Saves... by shopping wisely and clipping coupons If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let him sleep |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Wayne Date: 22 Oct 02 - 05:32 PM "I brake for banjo pickers" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,BOROMIRH Date: 23 Oct 02 - 08:07 AM I brake for tailgaters |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Puffenkinty Date: 23 Oct 02 - 09:01 AM On a car near a Middle School: "My kid can beat up your honor student." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 22 Apr 03 - 10:39 AM HARMONY Support our troops Pray for Peace |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: The O'Meara Date: 22 Apr 03 - 12:14 PM On the back of my truck: CAUTION Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore! One of my favorites that draws an interesting reaction: "Your college sucks!" O'Meara |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,pdc Date: 22 Apr 03 - 12:41 PM Two oldies but still goodies: Support mental health or I'll kill you. and When political correctness was everywhere: Nuke a gay whale for Jesus. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rustic Rebel Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:41 PM Just saw this one yesterday; Draft the protesters! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM On a background of the green profile of the Colorado Rockies: It's all good |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: SINSULL Date: 22 Apr 03 - 08:09 PM Lee Harvey, Where are you now that we need you? Jesus saves...Green Stamps. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: okthen Date: 23 Apr 03 - 03:40 PM There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary,and those who don't. |
