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Subject: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Wincing Devil Date: 04 Jul 02 - 05:41 PM Lifetime Achievment award for You Know Who What's next, a PhD? (Purely Honorary Doctorate) Just what we need Dr. Shatner! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Jul 02 - 05:43 PM And what achievement is that, surviving this long with all his limbs and testicles?? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Wincing Devil Date: 04 Jul 02 - 05:49 PM Pretty bad when TJ Hooker ran for 11 episodes longer that ST! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: C-flat Date: 04 Jul 02 - 05:58 PM The man did more for the Wig and Corset industry than any other and deserves some recognition! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: artbrooks Date: 04 Jul 02 - 09:35 PM The fact that his lifetime has lasted as long as it has without him being horsewhipped by an appreciator of either good acting or good science fiction is certainly an achievement. I do note that the organization giving him this award is the Temecula Valley International Film & Music Festival, which is perhaps not quite as well known as the Sundance Film Festival or Bertha's Mussels. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Mickey191 Date: 04 Jul 02 - 11:04 PM Don Knotts must have been busy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Dave Bryant Date: 05 Jul 02 - 10:01 AM It's acting, Art, but not as we know it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:09 AM LOL! Good one, Dave! Well, this is a very timely honour for the Great William Shatner, thespian extraordinaire. The WSSBA will rush key personnel down so we can get photos of this historic occasion, and hopefully a Shatner autograph as well! Per Ardua ad Astra! You're right, it's bad news for Spaw. He is sulking bigtime because Shatner has become Mudcat's most deathless icon ever, eclipsing feeble characters such as Paw & Cletus, not to mention that pathetic opossum! I doubt that he will even acknowledge the existence of this thread... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: mack/misophist Date: 05 Jul 02 - 02:14 PM Dear Liz the Squeak, Just what makes you think Shatner survived with his testicles? Have you been checking? And what makes you think he ever had any? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Amos Date: 05 Jul 02 - 02:48 PM Li'l Hack, the Official Iconographers of the Mudcat community Records have advised me with regrets that while they have reams of files covering the misadventures of Cleigh, the Reg brothers, the ructions of Cletus and his gang, they do not seem to have any records on file concerning this William Whoosis that you are so obsessed with. Let nme also point out that Temecula is a minor second-rate bedroom community far to the nort of San Diego, known for almost-good wine, almost-decent housing, and for having had a folksinger through once. However the Archivist of Mudcat Icons has personally advised me that they are considering opening a file on you, yourself, as a candidate for the Icon of unbounded irerelevancy and content-free posting in light of your almost obsessive efforts concerning this Wilhelm, or whatever, character. The Board also wants to wish you the very best of luck in the upcoming Mudcat Wannabi award, named after the great movie actor Obie Kenobi Wannabi; the award includes a lifetime supply of Guiness, providing the winning smart Alec is over forty. Good luck with it, now!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Jul 02 - 04:20 PM Amos, those allegations are in the main so scurrilous and so utterly unfounded that I think the only thing I can do is refer you to my friend Shane McB---- (Blind DRunk in Blind River), as he is versed in a level of repartee worthy of providing you with a full and appropriate response to said allegations... As far as Temecula goes, however, I would have to agree...you assessment of that community is accurate. Things may pick up now that Big Bill has been there. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 05 Jul 02 - 05:15 PM Congratulations William! And congratulations to the Temecula Valley International Film & Music Festival, The have, in one fell swoop been elevated to the status of major festival, in the same way that a little tourney called "the masters" was elevated to that level with the participation of a young amateur named Bobby Jones. Obviously Shatner's iconhood only continues to grow as jealous mudcatters erect one institution and fictional personage after another to keep him out. "Li'l Hack, the Official Iconographers of the Mudcat community Records" is just another such construct. These false entities are coated around Shatner's iconhood, like the pearl around a grain of sand, only helping to make him the biggest, roundest and shiniest of all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Jul 02 - 08:11 PM LOL! Those are inspired words, Jack! In fact, they are so marvelous that we are going to erect a plaque at the WSSBA bearing those golden words. You will be credited as the author, thus attaining immortality in your own right. You are a true connoiseur of the Fine Arts at their very best, as demonstrated by Le Shatner, Canada's ultimate gift to the World! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 05 Jul 02 - 09:21 PM Don't give the credit to me. Amos is the inspiration. I'm sure he will be proud to take credit for immortalizing Shatner. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Jul 02 - 10:45 PM No doubt... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 02 - 02:15 AM Shatner est comme la perle autour d'un grain du sable; le plus grand, le plus rond et le plus brillant de tous. (French brought to you courtesy of Babel Fish) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Jul 02 - 10:31 AM Very cool. Where do I find the translating program, so I can put it into Russian? - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: InOBU Date: 06 Jul 02 - 11:43 AM Beam me up Scottie, no intelligent life on THIS planit... Larry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 02 - 04:54 PM Hey, LH. Look in between the posts on this thread. You should see four clickable links (in blue). Post - Top - Forum Home - Translate. Click on Translate and that will take you to the program. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 02 - 04:56 PM (Actually, LH, some of the links might not be blue, but Translate probably will be.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Jul 02 - 06:22 PM Ich denke, daß William Shatner der größte Schauspieler aller Zeit ist! Er ist nicht angepaßt! Er ist eine Perle über Preis, einem immortal Stern des Stadiums und Schirm hinaus! Er sollte gebildet werden Führer der gesamten Welt meiner Meinung nach! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Amos Date: 06 Jul 02 - 07:00 PM Jesus!! Talk about scurrilous -- how about pretending to speak a foreign language so you can have your wicked way with impressionable minds??!! You guys are beneath my alleged dignity, and that ain't sayin' a helluva lot!! LOL! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 06 Jul 02 - 07:03 PM Amos, votre dignité alléguée est seulement surpassés par votre imagination fertile. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 02 - 07:10 PM Il n'y a rien sous notre dignité. (Blah blah blah, courtesy of Babel Fish) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: The Pooka Date: 06 Jul 02 - 07:19 PM Weeee doan neeeeed no steeeeeeeeenkin' deeeeeegnity. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: The Pooka Date: 06 Jul 02 - 07:39 PM Doubtless this masterpiece has oft been noted on the *B*ill *S*hatner threads, but - recently I saw the olllllld Twilight Zone episode about airplane Gremlins, Shatner playing the passenger who, alone, could see them. I can truthfully say I have never ever seen such a performance by any other actor. Iconic, to be sure. Quintessential. Homeric. In the climax Shatner falls out of the plane. He lives. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Amos Date: 06 Jul 02 - 11:47 PM L'uomo che anziano Shatner è un pathetic è stato con la meno immaginazione che un quark; che nessun nmore si merita di essere iconified qui che Jed Cespuglio! È grasso, inept, con acuto di spirito, ritarda della risposta e circa agile come la a waterlogged il bagel. Non ha niente offrire questa Comunità tranne il dissonancia, la flatulenza, il lassitude insipido ed abbassarsi, callowness del jejeune. Dovrebbe essere trasportato oltre nostro ulteriore orizzonte senza esitazione. Riguardi più gentili, A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: CarolC Date: 07 Jul 02 - 12:21 AM Woaahhh... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Jul 02 - 01:13 AM Amos, are you saying: The man who old Shatner is a pathetic has been with the little imagination that a quark; that no nmore is deserved here of being iconified that Jed Bush! It is fat, inept, with acute of spirit, delays of the answer and approximately agile like to waterlogged the bagel. It does not have nothing to offer this Community except the dissonancia, the flatulence, the lassitude insipid and to lower themselves, callowness of the jejeune. It would have to be transported beyond our ulterior horizon without hesitation. Kinder cares, A Is that what you're saying? Or are you saying: Der Mann, der altes Shatner ein pathetic ist, ist mit der wenig Phantasie die ein quark gewesen; daß kein nmore hier vom Sein verdient wird, iconified dieses Jed Busch! Es ist fett, nichtig, mit akutem des Geistes, verzögert von der Antwort und ungefähr beweglich wie zu waterlogged den Bagel. Er hat nicht nichts, diese Gemeinschaft ausgenommen das dissonancia, die Blähung, das fade lassitude anzubieten und sich, callowness zu senken des jejeune. Er würde über unserem entfernteren Horizont ohne Zögern hinaus transportiert werden müssen. Freundlichere Obacht, A Or was it: My old the filbert pathetic Shatner mumbleberries, in midlife chysanthemumistic verdant world, inconified with diseases like unto Jed Bush! Mortificationally integrated I wallow in an undignified posture, to recite with bland insouciance not withheld, dissonantly scheming, faded like old pillowcases in the callow hideyhole, sinking with fond acclaim. I was under usury enterprising horizontally one zither without transport wearing a toque. Kindest regards, A Well? I think something is wrong here... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Amos Date: 07 Jul 02 - 01:46 AM Mon vieux 'Ack: Notice that no matter how brilliant the design, how intricate the machinery, all attempts at simple understanding are crashing around your ears? Deep lesson appears before you; trust not the fire of your own communication to careless automation and devices of mindless reactions! Accept no substitutes!! I will send a bill. Kindest regards, Liebenscheiss |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: GUEST,Son of Shitener Date: 07 Jul 02 - 03:48 AM hawn hawn... Zere ees zomzeeng on zee weeng..zom...ZEENG! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:34 AM ¡Elijo la lengua de Cervantes! Nuestro amigo Amos tiene verdad en sus palabras. Con todo él continúa participando en el iconifycation "del gran Shatner". Las cosas son stanger que podemos soñar en nuestras filosofías humildes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:58 AM O vencedor de "do copo do mundo 2002 FIFA" emite esta mensagem importante. Eu detecto a confiança tremenda nas palavras dos Amos. Mas, os Amos sabem o poder de Shatner? Os Amos não sabem que o que vê de Shatner é somente a parte do iceberg que não é escondido. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:12 AM Ich habe einen schreibenfehler gemacht. Ist hier der geänderte Text. ¡Elijo la lengua de Cervantes! El nuestros el amigo AAAS tienen verdad en sus palabras. Pero, Asss continúa iconify "el gran Shatner". Hay más extraño que podemos soñar en nuestras filosofías humildes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Hrothgar Date: 07 Jul 02 - 07:30 AM And your mother!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Amos Date: 07 Jul 02 - 09:42 AM La parte dell'iceberg non nascosto è la parte che lungamente è stata affondata, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Troll Date: 07 Jul 02 - 11:58 AM Someone has too much time on his/her hands. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: The Pooka Date: 07 Jul 02 - 01:36 PM ***LOL!!!*** Whew. Incroyable. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 02 - 03:09 PM Pero por supuesto es la parte debajo de la superficie. Troll! Dieses ist ernst. Sie müssen etwas finden, damit Ihre untätigen Hände tun, bevor der Teufel sie gebraucht. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: artbrooks Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:08 PM Wee willie (huumm...a description, perhaps, or an uncorrectable deficiency?) isn't worth discussing in ANY language. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:17 PM Sì, ma ancora lui è discusso. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:27 PM Hijo de la guayapa! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Amos Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:36 PM Et ta mere, elle pisse bleu!! Que veux-tu tinter. alors?? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bad News for 'spaw & Little Hawk... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 08 Jul 02 - 11:40 AM Veuillez laisser ma mère hors de ceci! elle n'a pas l'urine bleue et qu'elle n'a pas des bottes d'armée. jts |