Subject: RE: Azizi Top CD-"Martyrs of the Heat"
From:
Severn
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 08:46 AM
O, Mighty Avenger,
Is your insignia just worn on your Zizi top (hopefully you don't have a beard) or on your Zizi bottom as well?
Far better to stop at two "Z's". Add a third and folks would mistake it for "The Mark Of Snorro" and assume you were flying in your sleep, possibly under the spell of the much dreaded (an "in" hairstyle these days) Lord Kumbaya, ruler over the minions of unconsciousness.
Purple & Gold, eh? If you weren't flying, one would think you were trying out for the LSU or Laker cheerleaders.....
As for your powers, I assume you have Super Vision and that your parents would have taught you never to go out at night without it. And I suppose you talk to your foes in playground rhyme (or am I confusing The Purple Zizi with The Plain Brown Rapper?). Being from Pittsburgh, I'd think you'd be a Woman of Steel and stainless, at that. A mere Woman of Iron would fall victim to the likes of Marvel villain Magneto before she could get on with her pressing needs. And I suppose that after several flights worth of stares, the Pittsburghians would be used to your prescence as a step or two above whatever else they had in the past to combat stealers or pirates or robber barons.
Do you pop a can of Iron City like Popeye pops a can of spinach? (No spinach for you. Greens don't go with purples).
Are you assisted by Micro Bruce, firy defender of Hip Hops? If so, ditch that can of Iron City FAST!
.....Speaking of Bruce, I suppose I should be giving him back his thread now, so without further adieu, "Hello, Bruce!".....
("Adieu!.....Isn't that what you say to a spouse at the CLOSING ceremonies of a wedding?)
.....but I actually, for now, must finally bid you "adieu".
Do I hear two dieus?
No?
GOING,
GOING,
GONE!..........
(also, what you say to a spouse at the ending ceremonies of a marriage)
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sj
