BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...

Subject: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 07:58 PM

Okay, here are my TOP TEN:

1. The Mars Rover will go on strike and demand that it will not go back to work unless it is renamed... I mean, I can see it's point... Rover is a dog's name...

2. Sarah Plain will pose nude for Playboy and Playboy will have to go to a 5th printing to fill the demand... Guess a lot of folks interested in the article???

3. The folks living in Atlantis will break the 4,000 year old no-communicate with the rest of Earth asking that we stop putting plastic bags in the ocean because the bags are wrecking their environment...

4. The US will finally release the 100 mpg carburetor causing major BIG OIL stocks to plummet...

5. Speaking of BIG OIL, Dick Cheney will go duck hunting and not shoot anyone... I know this is hard to believe but, hey???

6. President Obama will be signed by the Washington Wizards and score 11 points, 2 rebounds and 4 assists in his first game... Not enough... The Wiz loses 47th games in a row 101-83 to the lowly Charlotte Bobcats...

7. Big Foot will come out of the hills in North Dakota, soon become a regular at various watering holes and run and win a seat in the US House of Representatives as founder of the "Big Fury Critters Party"...

8. Tea-Party-Nation will hole up in the Alamo and declare itself independent... In dependence ends 2 hours after water and electricity cut off...

9. Edible dinosaur meat is found below the melting polar ice cap, millionaire Richard Stehenson buys it, eats it and becomes T-Rex... Not to fear... We've come a long way since those Japanese horror flicks of the 50s and Ricky get's mini-nuked... No one running through the streets screaming... Darned...

and...

10. Justice Scalia will be found nude with a hooker in the back of his Chrysler Pacifica at Haynes Point, tries to blame the liberal media but ends up resigning...

There ya'll have it... I'm feeling pretty good about most of them...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: gnu
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 08:20 PM

I have mixed feeilngs about #2. I wanna see Sarah naked but not on paper.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 08:24 PM

PM me, Gn-ze... I know a guy who knows a guy... Wink, wink...

BTW, why do you think John McCain picked her to be his VP candidate???

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: gnu
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 08:32 PM

Why? I think the same as everyone else. She was the ONLY one stunned enough to accept. I never said she was smart. I just said she was drop dead gorgeous. Intelligent women turn me on but not like Sarah does with her looks. It's a different lust. I just wanna.... every guy knows what I mean... sue me. Or should that be?... Sarah me!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 08:44 PM

How do you spell, "cold shower", gn-ze???

Sorry for bringin' her up...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: gnu
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 08:59 PM

I'd take a cold shower with Sarah in a heart beat.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 09:06 PM

O, whoop de doo! Let's run Kim Kardashian for veep.

A serious one. The U.S. will fall over the "fiscal cliff."

All the politicians know that taxes will have to be increased in the near future, so why not let it happen now? Both parties will weep crocodile tears and blame each other.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 09:06 PM

In thought #7 already happened?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 09:23 PM

'A serious one. The U.S. will fall over the "fiscal cliff."

All the politicians know that taxes will have to be increased in the near future, so why not let it happen now? Both parties will weep crocodile tears and blame each other.'


Can't believe I agree with Q.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 09:27 PM

Hey, brucie... I have agreed with Q a couple times... It ain't exactly the end of the world as we know it... Close, perhaps... lol...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 04:07 AM

1. Michelle Obama will file for divorce from Barack.
She Isn't Happy
=(:-( ))

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 04:34 AM

2. Barack Obama will Come Out Of The Closet
=(:-( o)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 08:32 AM

Maybe the Krinkx will accidentally lock himself in a closet and not be found for months??? Nah...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: beardedbruce
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 08:48 AM

"6. President Obama will be signed by the Washington Wizards and score 11 points, 2 rebounds and 4 assists in his first game... Not enough... The Wiz loses 47th games in a row 101-83 to the lowly Charlotte Bobcats..."


So, he is really very talented, but working for the wrong team?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 09:05 AM

3. President Barack Obama will use federal troops to enforce the federal marihuana laws. He will invade Washington State, Colorado and every state that has medicinal marihuana to see that the laws are obeyed. He has been sworn to do so or fail to uphold his oath of office.
He also doesn't want to be seen as soft on drugs after his Fast and Furious Fiasco.
=(:-( 0)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 09:14 AM

This is a 2nd term Obama, Krinkx... He don't much care about weed anymore... Got bigger fish to smoke...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 09:20 AM

Ah.   I didn't realize there were so many male Mudcatters who wanted to see La Palin in her leather outfit, riding crop in hand, as they cringe in their bonds.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 09:29 AM

He wants a Democrat in there next time, bobette.
He just does what he's told.
Like a good boy.
=(:-( ))

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 09:47 AM

4. Zimmerman will be acquitted of murder charges.
=(:-( ))

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 09:58 AM

I wanted to set everyone's minds at ease. I just read the following and I know the relief it brought me so I thought I'd share it with fellow and fellowette Mudcatters.

"Despite the hoopla surrounding the date Dec. 21, 2012, the world is not at risk of coming to a halt, NASA says.

Read more: http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-12-12/news/30506939_1_new-calendar-long-count-calendar-nibiru#ixzz2GMIndnpr

So, everyone can relax now and have a Merry Christmas.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 10:02 AM

5.It will come out that the husband of the royal nurse who hanged herself was cheating on her. It was one of the reasons she was depressed.
=(:-( ))

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 10:54 AM

Obama will be outed as a Grand Wizard of the KKK and a member of the NRA!
Anyone got pix of Michelle in the shower with Condoleeza?

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 12:08 PM

Chongo will announce that he's runnin' for president in 2016.

Oh, wait. I think he already did that, didn't he?

Shane will get arrested. Probably more than once.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 12:19 PM

Little Hawk will finally get the right balance on his meds and Chongo, Shane and Penelope will magically disappear.

They will replaced by Chuck The CEO, General Pandemonium and Penny the Pop star. Did I mention that Steve Hairper is in charge of national health care?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 12:21 PM

Krinkle will be revealed as the reincarnation of Martin Gibson, and will offer high dosages of psychoactive pharmaceuticals as an apologetic explanation for his other-worldly patterns of thought and conduct.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 12:30 PM

WRONG!! Krinkle will be revealed as a Mudcat specific computer virus. That collects up all of the posts we make in anger and drunkeness, and have second thoughts about and choose not to hit "Submit Message" it takes these messages and randomly inserts them on the forum.

He will be called the Mudcat version of the "Id" monster from Forbidden Planet.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 12:43 PM

Well, we know now where HK gets his reading -and writing - material. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 01:48 PM

It ain't General Pandemonium, Jack, it's General Disorder. Down the chain of command we got Major Disaster, Colonel Korn, Sergeant Fleacollar, and Private Partz.

And LH don't take no meds. None at all. I been advisin' him to drink whisky, but he refuses even that. Hell, he don't even drink coffee, fer Chrissake! You think he would take meds? I keep tellin' him that the way to a long life is to drink heavily, smoke heavily, and generally raise hell. He ain't interested for some reason. Funny how people always assume that other people share in their own bad habits (or would benefit from doin' so), isn't it?

Pay no attention to Bobertz. He can't even predict when the clock is gonna strike 12.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 01:52 PM

Aw, knock it off Chongz. Even Bobz knows that the clock strikes 12 an hour before the mouse runs up it...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 04:38 PM

I say, if things don't change, they will stay the same.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 06:41 PM

Change is the one thing that is inevitable, gnu. If ya don't believe me, try not shavin' or washin' or eatin' for a few days and see what happens. You WILL change noticeably, and so will the way other people react when yer around 'em.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 06:56 PM

Counter to popular mudcatlore, Henry did not invent the Krinkle (aka Crinkle) cut french fry. Here is the true account:


Krinkle cut french fry

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 07:52 PM

Yeah, Chongz... Take a f'n bath, man... You nasty, dude...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 10:21 PM

What do I hear? Izzat the pot callin' the kettle black again?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 10:26 PM

Me??? I take a shower every day...

You??? Maybe once a year which means that you got caught in the rain...

Like I said, "You nasty"...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 11:58 PM

" try not shavin' or washin' or eatin' for a few days and see what happens. "

You will start to look and smell like a chimp.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Amos
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 01:02 AM

Now2 Bobert, how can you call Chongo dirty if you have to shower every single day and he don't have to but oncet a year???

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 09:51 PM

Chongo showers whenever he needs to. And you should see his wardrobe. Pretty spiffy. He tried to teach Bobert some culture a few years back when he was visiting, but to no avail. "It was like tryin' to drive nails with a feather," he said. "Hopeless."

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 10:03 PM

Puttin' a nice suit on Chongz is like puttin' a paper towel over a pile of steamy ****... Ain't gonna change much... No, ain't gonna change anything...

Style v. stink???

Me??? I'll forgo the threads for clean and no-stink, thank you...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 30 Dec 12 - 05:23 AM

6. Miley Cyrus will call off her engagement and elope with Henry Krinkle.
After their long, passionate honeymoon, they embark on a world tour, calling themselves Henry and Hannah.
They breath new life into old hits by:
The Captain and Tenille
Sonny and Cher
Les Paul and Mary Ford
Mickey and Sylvia
Ike and Tina Turner
George Jones and Tammy Wynette
And many, many more.
=(:-( D)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 30 Dec 12 - 05:42 AM

7. The 12 lost musical segments will be FOUND!
=(:-( O)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 31 Dec 12 - 04:21 AM

8. A major reshuffling of President Obama's cabinet as most of them quit their posts in order to embark on careers as lobbyists.
=(:-( D)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 12 - 04:21 PM

Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee will swap roles and no one will notice.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 01:19 PM

Little Hawk and Chongo will swap roles and no one will notice...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 01:43 PM

Politicians and comedians will swap roles and the economy will get a lot better.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 01:45 PM

AAAArrrggghhhh

The previous two postings were from me. Fingers not working properly

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: alex s
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 02:24 PM

Bobert will learn to spell

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 05:20 PM

Haha, alex... If I ain't learned it by now then chances are that I ain't gonna learn it but...

...I got spell check!!!

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 05:39 PM

I take spells.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 09:46 PM

I both have and cast spells.

Here's my prediction for 2013: SOS.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Jan 13 - 01:24 AM

From: Pete Jennings - PM
Date: 01 Jan 13 - 01:19 PM

Little Hawk and Chongo will swap roles and no one will notice...

Doesn't that happen every time one of them posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 02 Jan 13 - 09:57 AM

LOL!