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Subject: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 31 Jul 12 - 01:28 PM Hey, Bobertz! You out there in cyberland? You lissenin'? Listen up good here. I am issuin' you an official challenge to wrassle me in a public wrasslin' venue! That's right, sucker. Just you and me (and the ref) mano a mano, no holds barred. I figger the Deep South is definitely the best place for this type of highbrow event. We can make a shitload of money if we promote it right. Man vs Chimp. Madman vs Mad Ape! People will eat it up. Seems to me they got a coliseum in Memphis that is real good for this sort of event...you know, the one Andy Kaufman wrassled at back when he was feudin' with Jerry Lawlor, remember? The Southwest Coliseum? We could book that place for sometime in September or October. We need a little time to build up the hype and pack in the morons and rubes by the tens of thousands. I figger you to go as Bobertz "The Hillbilly Brawler" or somethin' like that. Dress up in farmer's old dirty blue denim overalls with suspenders and grow yer beard out long and shaggy so ya look like John Brown in a ravin' frenzy. Me, I go as "Chongo the Killer African Ape", wearin' red trunks with a white stripe and carryin' a half-peeled banana. I'll wear a cape too with the banana logo on it. I'll pound my chest, bare my fangs, and do Tarzan yells and caper around the ring like King Kong whilst you hoot and holler and guzzle moonshine. People will really go for this bigtime. We'll get rich. We gotta choreograph the fight with the usual dirty tricks and miraculous comebacks. One of us finally wins...by blatant cheatin' of course...and the referee don't notice! Imagine that. The crowd will go totally nuts. They'll be outraged. That will easily enable us to schedule another "fight to the finish" and charge at least twice what we did for the first one. We do it all over again, lots more blatant cheatin' and dirty tactics, another blind ref who don't notice, and so it goes...we can spin this soap opera out for years! Got any ideas you can add to this? Give me yer thoughts. Don't ferget that we are both presidential candidates too. The promotional possibilities are incredible. We will leave Romney and Obama in the dust. - Chongo - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Amos Date: 31 Jul 12 - 02:32 PM LOL! Only one problem--there ain't no TV camera made that can pick up even the outline of an imaginary character, let alone in technicolor. All the audience would see would be a Bearded Bobert throwing himself around the ring and sweating it out agin thin air. Doesn't sound like much of a rube-draw to me, I gotta say! I 'spect they would want their money back and if you told them "But you gotta use yer 'magination!!" they would probably string you up or sompn. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jul 12 - 02:58 PM Amos, you discount the power of CGI. Show it on Way-Too-Big size TV because the real think would get blood all over the audience. Shoot it again green and add Wimpo as needed. That way you can even blot out some of the "action" by "blood" on the lens. Hey, that would be a good name for an album! "Blood On The Lens"...yeah. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: catspaw49 Date: 31 Jul 12 - 03:17 PM ...........then Bobertz will get the shits and the fuckin' ape will start flingin' poo. Oughta' clear the place out in a New York minute......maybe less. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 31 Jul 12 - 05:12 PM Well, well, well... I kinda like the idea, Chongz... I like my name just fine but I kinda like "Just Another Wacko Monkey" for you... Okay, okay... That was just a joke... Why we need a ref if it's no holds barred??? I mean, a ref is okay, too 'cause if I get bored whuppin' up on you I can whup him, too... Memphis works for me just fine... Maybe they could close off Beale Street and set up a ring (cage) in the middle of the street and set up bleachers... Then I could whup you with one hand and entertain the blues folks by playing music with the other... Kinda a take off on tag-team 'cept in the case it would be multi-taskin'... As for overalls??? No way... You'd pull pulling on them straps and try to strangle me with 'um... But the concept, in general, sounds good... I could use a few bucks for my campaign... Hey wait... Maybe we could do stump speeches between rounds... Hmmmmmm??? I'm likin' it... BTW, wrasslin' ain't my bag so if ya' don't mind I'll just punch and kick on ya'... Ya see, I know about that stuff.. That okay??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Ed T Date: 31 Jul 12 - 06:00 PM ""Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble"" Quote from Shaft, 1971 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Ed T Date: 31 Jul 12 - 06:15 PM Researchers find poop-throwing by chimps is a sign of intelligence ""A lot of people who have gone to the zoo have become the targets of feces thrown by apes or monkeys, and left no doubt wondering about the so-called intellectual capacity of a beast that would resort to such foul play. Now however, researchers studying such behavior have come to the conclusion that throwing feces, or any object really, is actually a sign of high ordered behavior. Bill Hopkins of Emory University and his colleagues have been studying the whole process behind throwing and the impact it has on brain development, and have published their results in Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society"" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Ed T Date: 31 Jul 12 - 06:22 PM who flung.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 31 Jul 12 - 06:48 PM Intelligent??? Well yeah... Every thing is relative... I mean, Chongz is somewhat more intelligent that a box of rocks... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jul 12 - 09:10 PM Why would you think that? I've seen some pretty darn intelligent rocks. You could say, correctly, that I've known rocks all my life and some of them are waaaaaaaaaaay more intelligent than Wimpo. Taking Wimpo's IQ as the median I can truthfully say that all rocks are more intelligent. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 31 Jul 12 - 09:12 PM My deepest apologies to those rocks, Rap... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jul 12 - 09:12 PM Eye-gouging, ball-tearing, nose biting, ear ripping, "finishing" techniques -- Bobert, this could put you in some deep doo-doo, which Wimpo the Chimpo will throw at you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 31 Jul 12 - 09:29 PM Yeah, I expect to get bit, Rap... I'll get shots before hand... Hope Chongz get his shots, too... He's gonna need the one for head punches and kicks... He's gonna be my personal monkey punchin' & kickin' bag... The worst part about this is that the day after my hands and feet are gonna be real sore... But Chongz is gonna be one heck of a lot sorer... Ol hillbilly might be wiry but got lotta trainin' on kickin' & punchin'... My ex, who teaches Okinawan karate, can attest to that... Not that I beat on her but I beat on some of her friends at the dojo... BTW, you coming??? I mean, Beale Street is cool... Can't bring yer guns, tho... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jul 12 - 10:26 PM Yeah, I was there in May. Good ribs, too. Wear some steel-toed boots with instep protection. And a steel jockstrap. I know where you can get the boots calked or fitted with hobnails and a steel heel plate if you want. I kin teach you some really nasty stuff if you want. Like, you could shove ol' Wimpo the Chimpo into his own big mouth and keep shovin' until he disappears. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 31 Jul 12 - 10:36 PM Not to worry, Rap... I know what Chongz has in mind... He's already spelled out his entire game plan... Bad plan but, hey, he is dumb monkey, right??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 01 Aug 12 - 02:01 PM I'm glad to see that yer gettin' inta the spirit of this thing, Bobertz, with all the verbal abuse and personal insults and stuff. That is an important part of the promotional aspect for sure. We gotta get our audience thinkin' that we hate each other's guts and got no respect fer one another so as to build up expectation for a really brutal match, a display of bone-headed stupidity and ill will that gets the viewers on their feet and drives 'em into a total frenzy. Hmmmm...not a whole lot different from a presidential campaign when ya stop to think about it, huh? Only a lot more physical, that's all. This is where we got the advantage over Obama and Romney, see? They can only get verbal with each other, coz they are men in suits. We on the other hand can kick, gouge, pound, hammer, claw, and throttle each other. We can even get some fake blood capsules to break and make it look like some major damage is bein' done. I wanta warn you ahead of time, though...I won't tolerate lack of hygiene on yer part, see? I don't want MY face in someone's dirty armpit! You can LOOK as dirty as you want, I don't care about that....but if you do not shower before the match I will be VERY ticked off at you and I will really kick yer ass in no uncertain terms. Chimps can't STAND lack of hygeine. We insist on asolute cleanliness. Got that? I hope so. I would hate to hafta rip yer face off to get that point across. Anyways, keep up the trash talkin'. You are doin' fine so far. As for you, Rap, go suck on an old lemon. You got no business even participatin' in this discussion, so make like the wind and blow. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Amos Date: 01 Aug 12 - 02:21 PM Man, I gotta feel sorry for ole Bobez, truly I do. I mean most of us humings struggle from time to time when we get instructions and opinions from our imaginations, and it's like having a separate person in your head, and sometimes if your imagination is good it can cause all sorts of dissonance and friction and stress. Look what happened to Joan of Arc!! But Bobertz has gone beyond all that. He's now being bombarded with imaginary voices from other peoples' imaginations!! This has gotta be rough, man, really. Ya got my sympathies, buddy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 01 Aug 12 - 02:54 PM You got a lotta nerve suggestin' Joan of Arc's voices were just her own imagination, buster. If that had been the case, I doubt she'd ever have got out of her little isolated village, let alone have achieved exactly what she set out to do against seemingly impossible odds, defeated English armies that hadn't lost a significant battle on French soil in over 50 years, and got the Dauphin crowned and the whole deal. It takes quite a bit more than just imagination to do what she did. Imagination is all YOU got, mister...not her. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 01 Aug 12 - 03:38 PM Wimpo the Chimpo is gonna bring in Joan of Arc to do his fightin' for him! He knows Bobert would never fight a girl (his momma told him, "Bobert, don't you NEVER fight with no girl, you hear me?") and so Wimpo, who's scared of getting turned inside out, is gonna try to make Bobert fight Joan and her DEAD for the last 581 years, 2 months and a day! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 01 Aug 12 - 03:45 PM What? You still here? Go away. Yer kind ain't needed on this thread, so just take off. Hit the road. Vamoose. Get lost. Take a powder. Dust. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 01 Aug 12 - 05:23 PM Hey, bring Joanie... When I ain't whuppin you with one hand and playin' my geetar with the other for the blues fans then I can trade off hands and whup you with the other hand interview Joan for the history buffs... BTW, as you know from working with me in the '08 campaign, I ain't got no high-gene issues... But I could, ya' hear??? BTW, I got my people in Memphis checking out the Beale Street venue... Maybe you can get LH to park at the bottom of the hill so when I can't find nuthin' left of you to whup up on, I can just throw you outta the ring and you can roll all the way down the street in LH's '78 AMC Concord station wagon for your trip to Memphis General Hospital... BTW, if Beale Street is out we might do it at Graceland... We could do it in a steel cage and call it "Jailhouse Rock"... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Aug 12 - 10:03 PM The Graceland idea is dynamite, Bobert! I love it! I'm sure Chongo will feel the same way about it. As for Joan, he can't bring her, because she isn't here anymore. She's in Heaven, I expect...although I can't tell you much about Heaven, because I have no direct experience (or memory) of it, only hearsay. Another way to put it...she's in Eternity. We're in temporal existence. Unless you're fortunate enough to be granted a personal visitation from Jeanne d'Arc (French spelling), you can only see her in dreams or in your mind's eye, as it were. Chongo says you're welcome to bring your geetar and can even try bustin' it over his head if you want to. Is he welcome to bring a set of brass knuckles? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 01 Aug 12 - 10:12 PM Nah, LH, brass knuckles ain't cool anymore... Went out with the 50s... Okay, a few folks used them early in the 60s but, no matter, they is out... Hey, don't make no sense to me... AK 47s are in... Brass knuckles out??? Go figure??? And no, Chongz can't bring his AK 47... That ain't "Wrasslin"... That is shooting... Shooting will kill (pun intended) the prospects of a big $$$ rematch... I'm sure you can explain it to him.... Sorry to hear about Joan... I didn't catch the obit... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Aug 12 - 10:32 PM We definitely DON'T want to kill the prospects of a rematch, Bobert. The whole point of a wrasslin' feud is to stretch it out as long as possible, hopefully for several years or even for a couple of decades in some cases. Yer average pro wrasslin' feud lasts 3 to 5 years, I think, and that's a LOT of rematches. Ask Hulk Hogan about that. If Chongo did bring some heavy firepower with him, he would only blast off a few blanks with it. Your job would be to act like you got shot, pop a few phony blood capsules to horrify the audience, then show up on wrasslin' TV a few days later (after a miracle recovery) bandaged and vowing revenge! What Chongo has in mind is to take an already tawdry, tasteless, and patently phony public spectacle and ramp it up a few more notches along that same line! (Again, kind of like yer typical presidential election campaign. Never underestimate just how low the bar can go on this sort of thing.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 01 Aug 12 - 10:56 PM Screw the election, LH... Tell Chongz that his mother looks like a friggin' monkey... That will get things rollin'... No, tell him that his mother looks like a human!!! That will get his blood boilin'... Time to move this to the next level... BTW, seein' as I am the real human and he is the real monkey, I get 70%... Tell him it's in the Bible somewhere... He won't know... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 02 Aug 12 - 12:15 AM Bobert, his mother is dead of a broken heart. Her daughter, Chonga, had a "little operation" back in Africa and changed her name to Chongo. Chonga's sister, Chinga, had to enter a Life Of Shame to support her mother after Chonga's operation and abandonment of the family. If you don't want to beat up on a girl, don't wrassle this "Chongo." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 02 Aug 12 - 07:44 AM Sorry to hear that, Rap... Well, I reckon she won't have to watch use her son as a mop to mop up Beale Street... But I am sorry... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 02 Aug 12 - 10:07 AM Bobert, you can't help it that your opponent is a scurrilous bounder, a cad, a poltroon, a prevaricator, a maniacal distortion of all that makes up the genus "Pan" and a failed political hack. I'm certain he'll be joining Roddy B. and Little Jim Thompson in the Graybar Hotel quite soon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 02 Aug 12 - 12:55 PM Sorry, Rap, but all that stuff went over my head... I don'r know any of them people or half them words... So much for 2 college degrees??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 02 Aug 12 - 02:23 PM "He's an insult to chimps everywhere and he's the kind of guy who hates the blues and would pee in your guitar even when he's sober. Since he's from Illinois he'll get along SWELL with the two ex-governors they've got locked up." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 02 Aug 12 - 03:37 PM I understood all of that... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Amos Date: 02 Aug 12 - 03:53 PM Right, so, then, Hawkster, you want to step up to the Joan thing and tell me she was getting her dialup straight from angels and Supreme Spirits? Or what. I still think Bobert has a short-ended stick thing going on with other people's imaginations being shoved into his brain. I think that could quickly groiw teejus. Bad enough having to corral one's own. Add outsiders and it would be worse than a 20-mule borax wagon team. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 02 Aug 12 - 05:36 PM I ain't fighting no mule teams, Amos... Them is way too strong for one man... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Aug 12 - 05:52 PM I'll answer that in a PM, Amos. To come shortly. Bobert, Chongo is delighted with the trash talkin'. He says it makes for great promotion to stir up public interest before the fight. He asked me to tell you what he thinks about you and your Mom. I quote... "Bobertz is about the lowest form of life ya can find anywheres...even in the Deep South...and that is sayin' a LOT! Has he ever used soap in his life? I figger probably not, coz most folks in his neck of the woods never even heard of soap, but I will be bringin' a care package for him and his whole family when I come to Memphis. In that care package will be a few bars of soap, a couple bottles of shampoo, a toothbrush, a roll of toilet paper, a tube of toothpaste, some Gillette razors, and some deoderants, plus a full instruction booklet explainin' how to use alla these things. This is assumin' Bobertz can read...and I think he can, seein' as how he's been postin' on the Net. This shows there is hope yet that this barely human character can rise to his full potential and maybe get a job sweepin' streets or diggin' ditches after he does." "I figger the main reason Bobertz turned out so bad was coz his Mom was always out walkin' the streets at night, and she left him alone to be brought up by their coon hound. This explains why Bobertz is always sneakin' up behind people...apes...dogs...whatever. He wants to...well, no, I can't even bring myself to talk about it, it's so disgustin'." "Anyways, it musta been his Mom's wild ways that caused the boy to go so far astray. That's what I'm thinkin'. It's sad...but I will pound some sense into his fool head and set him onto a better path in life when we meet at the Jailhouse Rock on the grounds of Graceland." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 02 Aug 12 - 07:14 PM Well, well, well, LH... That's some purdy funny shit... Opps, shouldn't say shit in regards to Chonngz... Just gets him riled up to chuck some poo... BTW, I assume that Chongz will be wearing a diaper during his ass whuppin' 'cause I don't want to get no monkey poo on my boots... BTW, I talked with my mom about this and she said she's comin' to Memphis and would like to put a pre-fight whup on Chongz before the main bout but I told her that if she whupped him before I whupped him that he would blame the whuppin' I put on him that he was tired from getting whupped by my mom... As for soap... Al Gore and I invented it and when I tried to introduce him to it when he was workin' for me he at it??? Is that retarded, or what??? BTW, "'or what" is the wrong answer... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 02 Aug 12 - 09:54 PM I think you really should set some polite guidelines. Like, if you rip off Wimpo's stubby tail I think you should politely hand it back to him and not use it to beat him with unless you think it's absolutely necessary. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Skivee Date: 03 Aug 12 - 02:19 AM Hey, Bobert, ol' buddy for president, I've been down in the studio recording your new campaign songs. Did I miss anything? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 03 Aug 12 - 08:53 AM Yup, Skivz... Seems that Chongz presidential campaign is dead in the water so he figured that he might be able to revive it with me puttin' a public butt whup on his monkey butt??? I know it don't make no sense but, hey, I wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to whup up on him... Maybe you need to work up some monkey butt whuppin' tunes... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Aug 12 - 11:56 AM No tactic is too cheap or too crass when it comes to winning a presidential race, Bobert. You must know that. I think Chongo's got a great idea here. This ploy could as much as double his share of the vote. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 03 Aug 12 - 01:48 PM Ya' mean, from one vote to two??? Well, if he's up to gettin' a butt whup from a wiry ol' hillbilly for one measly vote that speaks volumes on just how delusional Chongz has become... Sounds to me like he's back to smoking the banana peels??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Aug 12 - 04:13 PM Your lack of faith is saddening! Don't you want to see a Chimp in the White House? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 03 Aug 12 - 05:03 PM No... Especially a poo chucker... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 03 Aug 12 - 07:25 PM Bobert, iffen ya got somethin' agin poo-chuckers in pollyticks ya ain't been payin' attention fer the last twenny years or so.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 03 Aug 12 - 07:40 PM Well, yeah, Rap... I gotta hand it to ya'... Yer right... Maybe a poo-chuckin' monkey wouldn't be all that bad... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 03 Aug 12 - 09:41 PM Leastways ya'd know when he's flingin' it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Aug 12 - 10:52 PM All top wrestlers have a female helper to escort them to the ring, hold up posters about how great they are, give them moral support and so on. Who you gonna get, Bobert? Chongo will of course be accompanied by the lovely Renata Carson who is also his campaign office manager in Chicago. This slender dark-haired woman is from the Chicago area. She makes that trollop who used to show up with Randy Savage the Macho Man look like cheap change. (I don't know how the hell Chongo persuades Renata to do all these things. It's a mystery. After all, she's smart, good looking, and well educated. I bet Obama wishes she was on his team.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 03 Aug 12 - 11:15 PM I'd suggest the lovely Perhaps somebody like Big Mama Thornton, were she still with us. Carmen Macrae's got the same problem, and so does Billie Holiday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Skivee Date: 04 Aug 12 - 01:05 AM Well, I like the way you think, ol'buddy fer president. As it happens I have one on paper already. The first one is a talkin' blues called "Woke Up This Morning And Found That Chongo Ain't Nothin' But A Stinkey Poo-flingin' Mumble-mouthed, Pro-simian Who Should Crawl Right Back Into The Trees His Mama Left, And He's Certainly Be Ill-suited To Balancing The Budget, Or To Address The Other Various Responsibilities Of The Presidency Blues" I may have to narrow the focus a bit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 04 Aug 12 - 08:44 AM I like it, Skivs... Kinda catchy... As for my chick??? Just got off the phone with Winona Ryder 'cause word on the street is that she'd love to see a Chongz whuppin' and she all for it... I might even have to let this thing go a couple rounds just to watch her do her thing between rounds... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 04 Aug 12 - 10:04 AM Bobert, it took some doin' and I was on the phone all night, but I got both Hillary Clinton AND Sarah Palin as well! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 04 Aug 12 - 10:44 AM Tell Hillary that we already got the womenz all booked up but tell Ms. Sarah she's got the job... And to bring the smallest bikini she can find... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Aug 12 - 12:54 PM LOL!!! So it's gonna be Sarah Palin, is it? Wow. That is brilliant, Bobert. You have just increased potential ticket sales to what is certain to be a sellout event. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Rapparee Date: 04 Aug 12 - 02:46 PM Actually, Hillary is an inflatable doll. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Ebbie Date: 04 Aug 12 - 03:47 PM "Actually, Hillary is an inflatable doll" Rap So what do you think Palin is? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Aug 12 - 07:11 PM What an insensitive thing to say! Sarah Palin has far more substance to her than a lousy inflatable doll. I dare ya to say it to her face, Ebbie! Triple-dog-dare ya! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Bobert Date: 04 Aug 12 - 07:39 PM Yeah, Eb... If ya mess 'round with Ms. Sarah there could be a little one on the way... Not so with any blow up doll... Prolly safer with the blow up doll... That's substance or kinda substance... Not that I am interested in messin' with either tho I'm sure that Ms. Sarah prancing around the ring in a skimpy bakini holding up a placard that reads "Round 3" on it would make for a more memorable experience for the fans... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Aug 12 - 09:30 PM No question about that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wrasslin' challenge to Bobertz! From: Ebbie Date: 05 Aug 12 - 08:31 PM I concede that she does prance very well. |
