BS: Aliens Love Donuts

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: Kaleea
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 02:49 AM

Is Krispy Kreme at a Do nut or a Don't nut?
How do you really know that the above alleged allegations are true? Did Elvis tell you? I only accept facts pertaining to aliens if Elvis tells me it's true.
    By the by, It just so happens that Elvis, Captain Kirk & I had just beamed into a Krispy Kreme shop, when--wouldn't you know it! Those pesky little green whatzits popped in outta nowhere & since we left our phasers on the Enterprise, we managed to fend them off by tossing donuts-or don't nuts--at them. We took one prisoner, a whatzit by the name of Giok, & whaddya know--?! All of a sudden he says his real name is John somethingorother, & he works for the Dept. of Homeland Security as an Undercover Alien Agent! Ya couldda knocked me over with a phaser set on light stun!
    So, Giok--I mean John, how does it feel to be free of all of that slimey green crud you were wearing all over your tentacles? Uh, are those real tentacles, or what?!

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 04:22 AM

I hope tentacles is not a spelling mistake!!
John

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: freda underhill
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 11:47 AM

twas the killer alien vampire
come for his Krispy Creams
his black eyes flashed in the morning
to the sound of Krispy screams
he said serve me my Krispys with human blood
tell the Red Cross, I want more
call Oscar the butcher from the slaughteryard
i'm hungry for donuts.. and more
I'll have liver and kidneys and pay by card
i want pink icing and a fresh dead bard
send me my whip for the donuts of course
my veins are surging and i'll take them by force
Krispy Creme donuts - they're just my cover
i'm after some catters, dripped in butter
give me Shambles, I'll take him, and chew him up fine
and I'll blend him with Amos, and some old red wine
Jeanie - you're ruuned - and Trevor - you're tripe
I'll roll in soft flesh and consume every bite
I want Krispy Cremes!fetch my studs and the leather
I thought that this boredom would go on forever!
sautee the kidneys! I need some energy food
Bring me the file, I want my teeth done
its me and the Krispies, and Brucie for fun
and when its all over some peppermint tea
i have to look after my liver, you see...

Vladimir the Inhaler.....

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 12:14 PM

KAt:

Cage Aux Faux? That's hilarious!!! Wodda play on words!! I love it!!

Faux = the false, pretend, misleading. Thus "The Cage of Lies".

Folles = the Mad (feminine variant). (the original term used in the title, "The Cage of Crazy Women").

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: SueB
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 02:27 AM

oh freda!

what can I say?

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: freda underhill
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 10:02 AM

hi sue - sorry about this.. it just slipped out when i wasn't looking!   .. it's a little wonky, and i forgot a verse about anal probes.. never mind!

best wishes

freda

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: SueB
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 05:33 PM

Freda, I was simply speechless with awe. True genius means never having to say you're sorry. Who needs anal probes, anyway - such a cliche - introducing the vampire and s/m themes was a startling and inspired touch.

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 05:54 PM

Doughnut forsake me o my darling

John.....Coat time again methinks.

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: freda underhill
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 07:55 PM

doughnut foresake me oh my donut
on this our shredding day...