BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:40 PM

No, he ain't. Bruce likes girls!

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 07:20 PM

Is THAT what he meant. Thought he'd implied my parents never married.

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 11:52 PM

I thought Moses saw the Erudites worshiping the golden calf and threw down his Goldenrod tablet in disgust?

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 04:41 AM

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Poor me Erudite

My wife and my kids, they packed up and leave me
Darling, she said, I was yours to be seen
Poor me Erudite

Shirt them a-tear up, trousers is gone
I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde
Poor me Erudite

Think it might catch on? It sort of worked for Desmond Dekker and he never wore a merkin as far as I know.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM

I thought that song was called "Me ears are alight" something to do with spontaneous combustion of dreadlocks........
But I am at present perfecting my own idea for gettin rich.


Wait for it........



Its...................    Self Adhesive Body Jewellery!
I got this idea of having stick-on gold coins to be placed around the female genitalia.
This has three distinct advantages.
1. No piercing necessary.
2. It provides a sign post to backward males.
3. Ideal for men who have always wished to come into money!

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 06:28 PM

Wasn't Erudite a Greek playwright? Died about 2500 years back?

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: jimmyt
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 08:18 PM

Gin run out or do you just have too much time on your hands Deadhorse? Come to think about the idea.........I will have my people talk to your people!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 09:06 PM

"Self Adhesive Body Jewellery!
I got this idea of having stick-on gold coins to be placed around the female genitalia.
This has three distinct advantages.
1. No piercing necessary.
2. It provides a sign post to backward males.
3. Ideal for men who have always wished to come into money!"

Better give this more thought, Dead Horse.

If the men are backward . . . well, it's gotta be one hell of a wang with one helluva turn in it--108 degrees by my reconin'.

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 09:06 PM

plus 72 degrees=180 degrees.

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 07:01 AM

Brucie you are a maths whiz - but can you do it in digital?

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Peace
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 10:04 AM

Digital? Wot's digital? Is that like the prostate exam?

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Nov 05 - 02:18 PM

Surgical adhesive. Works wonders.

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 12:04 AM

The whole point of the sign post is surely to provide direction for these poor unfortunate men
(and their even more unfortunate women)
Do I need draw a diagram ???

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 06:28 PM

I don't understand it. Is it something like when I played Doctor with the little girl next door and since she didn't have health insurance I tossed her out of the office?

Subject: RE: BS: JimmyT eat your heart out!!!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 11:20 PM

Thats it exactly me old mate.
Thats why NHS is pronounced nnnnnerrrrrrse!