BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???

Subject: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 08:04 PM

Okay, seems that Max has some Ukraine women lined up who want to talk with me 'cause there are piccures of them right here in the Mudpit...

Not sure if Max knows this but I don't speak a lick of Ukraine and even if I did I'm not sure why these womenz want to talk with me???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 08:31 PM

Maybe they like "ride" threads, or the way you say womenz?

To discourage 'em, I would keep the "lick" thing under wraps.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:07 PM

I saw one at the bottom of the page tryin' to hook me up with Chinese women. "CHNLOVEDATE" or somethin' like that.

And I get a lot of "Houston Singles" and "Texas Weddings" and that sort of stuff. Apparently, the way my Interweb shenanigans get routed makes all those little bot fellers think I live in Houston. Last time I checked, it was about 550 miles away.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:12 PM

Well, Beeze... I doubt if these Ukraine womenz would even know where Texas is or what "550 miles" means... That's what puzzles me... Like, ahhhhh, what are we going to talk about??? BTW, I'm not sure where the Ukraine is... Seems it's like north of Turkey but I wouldn't bet on it... No matter... I don't want to be quizzed on my knowledge of the Ukraine by Ukraine womenz...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:15 PM

I think you would be quizzed about the size of your assets.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:42 PM

It's gettin' worse. Now there's an ad from Match.com askin' me to "View Singles in Buna". Never heard of Buna before. Had to look it up. It's a little population 2,000 town 100 or so miles northeast of Houston. And the pictures are all of guys. So, it appears that the Interweb sex marketers think I'm a bisexual man who lives in the sticks near Houston and is only interested in men if they're in my own backyard, but that I might be willing to travel to China to hook up with a 23 year-old secretary from Quandang because Chinese women are that hot, and that I have no interest in Ukrainian women 'cause only Bobert gets those ads.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:45 PM

The more Ukraine, the more likely you are to fall, my friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:45 PM

Nope. The Ukrainian women are on my computer too now. I guess they heard Bobert wasn't interested.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:52 PM

Amos, you mean, if Ukraine Uganda fall down?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:58 PM

Think them Ukraine womenz is two-timers, Beeze, 'cause they still here... Please don't send them Buna men to me... I really don't swing that way... You keep 'um...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 10:27 PM

Amazing! Those Ukrainian women are pursuing me too, Bobert. Odd, isn't it? They must think I have money or something. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Gurney
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 02:03 AM

Nope, LH, you just live in a country where everyone is as rich as Creosote.
By their standards.

My once-upon-a-time landlord and his wife were Ukranians. Nice people. I think he was one of those USSR nationals who joined the Wehrmacht when they invaded in WWII, so he couldn't go home, after.

Creosote: A T.Pratchett interpretation.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 04:17 AM

My email site thinks I'm a sex-hungry man. I get lots of risque photos and greetings from 'Suzie' and ' Charmaine' plus great screeds of about twenty pics on a sheet of 'girls hot for it in your area'. I'm glad they're hot, 'cos it's minus 9 here at the moment. And as an elderly plump lady, I don't really want a sexy young lassie, hot or otherwise.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 05:11 AM

I'm just glad if ANYBODY wants to talk to me :(

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: greg stephens
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 05:14 AM

It seems a lot of Asian women want to meet me. I have nothing against Asian women, but I have never expressed any perticular interest, so I don't know why I am being singled out.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 06:47 AM

"Targeted Advertising" is a big deal now that developed nations no longer produce anything and can only offer their hoards of money as attractions for those in the emerging countries with something to sell.

It's quite obvious that any good Ukrainian woman would be most interested in a guy with a good tractor, and might settle for someone with a decent lawnmower. They probably found Bobert
from the mailing list at his lawnmower parts shop, or via a tracking cookie when he visited there.

Now that they have embedded and sold/distributed the information that he's got the right bait, it's likely that the solicitations he sees will follow him everywhere he goes on the web, and sometimes they can be very persistent.

IF WE BELIEVE Bee-dubya-ell that he's never gone looking for bisexual Buna men (???) the connection might be as tenous as his having correspondence with someone who has, and that person's contact list has been lifted. The solicitors would reasonably assume that "friends of" persons with a particular inclination are more likely to have similar interests than random samples. There's little he can do to stop the ads, but he should be cautious about which of his (male?)friends he stands close to for a while, perhaps.

I haven't seen any of the insert ads here for some time, and never intentionally blocked them; but my NIS Suite aggressively blocks anything that resembles a tracking cookie so it may have done it for me.

Some other sites (e.g. MSNBC or Yahoo) that are more aggressively into the targeted ad concept have so much advertising that it's hard to tell which are targeted and which are just looking for any ordinary fish that might bite. I have occasionally seen ads with obvious links to something I've searched for, so I must expect that Google does a lot of data mining and sells the information to the advertisers who want it, and that the information they sell includes a way of identifying the individual computer despite their denials, although it's possible that individual sites I looked at managed to snatch something. I get far fewer of these when I use Norton Safe Search (part of the NIS Suite) although Google offers better search targeting that's often needed to get past the twits, twats, and tweets tripe.

In the absence of excellent ad/traking/cookie blocking, the best single method of minimizing ads of these kinds is just to be very boring.

I'm pretty good at that.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 07:04 AM

I'm lucky if I can get a clerk in a store to talk to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 07:23 AM

"Everybody's talking at me, I can't hear a word they are saying"

Encouraged by the internet, a duck tried to talk to me first thing this morning, to tell me what he was thinking.

Ukraine women, come on down.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 08:27 AM

I notice that YouTube seems to track one's previous journeys through cyberspace, and is offering me choices, other that those I search for. Along with what I have asked for.
I too have NIV, and don't have much problem with popup ads, of any sexual proclivity, or otherwise. I also run ADblock Plus. This app tells me that, on this page 4 out of 60 items are blocked, and that there are two Google items active, and one Amazon.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 10:09 AM

Guess the Ukrainian womenz got the message since they have departed and brought in a bunch of Chinese womenz that now want to talk with me???

Go figure???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 12:22 PM

Just say no, Bobert.

That harpy from Hong Kong
Will simply reinfect your dong
And when the breeze blows through your knees
Ask not my friend, it tolls for thee.

Hemming Ernest Way.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 01:12 PM

Been there, brucie...

No thanks... The needles they use with the penicillin are way big and with most strains you get them shots two at a time...

B;~(

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 02:18 PM

Ads? You all see Ads?

All *I* see is a teeny little place holder in red letters saying [ad] ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 03:50 PM

Can I handle a Ukraine woman? Cossack can.

Well, I'm tired.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 03:56 PM

Question: Why would sexy,young Ukraine women want to talk with married, and "kinda-folked out" old guys?

Answer $-$-$-$-$ (and the $ does not stand for sex, good or bad)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 04:42 PM

LOL fat b******, very good! Tee hee!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ron Davies
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 04:44 PM

I've always found that those Ukraine girls really knock me out; they leave the West behind.   And Moscow girls make me sing and shout--which is also not bad.

But the ones from St. Petersburg won't leave the country, even to sing opera in Maine with a bunch of other singers from the area--without a note from their mothers.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 05:43 PM

What, Ed T, they gonna pay me to talk with these ladies??? Where do I sign up???

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 06:04 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From:John MacKenzie - PM
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 05:11 AM

I'm just glad if ANYBODY wants to talk to me :(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From:fat B****rd - PM
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 03:50 PM

Can I handle a Ukraine woman? Cossack can.

Well, I'm tired.

that KEPT THE LAUGHJ GOING! !!! hAHAHAHAHAHA!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 06:19 PM

If you want to charge to talk with these ladies,Bobert, you have to advertize your services.
I will enjoy seeing your "advertizing package" revealed on the upper part of this web site.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 07:22 PM

Ed... there might not be enough space?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 09:16 PM

So, I called the psychic hotline yesterday. When they asked my name I said, "You tell me!"

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 09:18 PM

What was their answer???

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 09:48 PM

Bobert... hahahahahaaa!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Seayaker
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 06:11 AM

The mature women who are stalking me are always 3 miles away.

I'm starting to feel surrounded.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 07:32 AM

Well I never seen any Ukraine womenz or any others for that matter. All I got just now was an ad for an online art print and framing site, and I'm in the middle of framing a photo!

I was gonna add "beat that", but on second thoughts, knowing you lot...:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 10:10 AM

Wise decision, Pete.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 10:50 AM

I keep getting ads for Life Insurance, eg "When You Die Will Your Loved Ones Be Financially Secure?" Do they know something I don't? Maybe it's the Psychic Hotline mentioned above. Gulp!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 11:01 AM

Hey! I just got Rebecca, only three miles away and at the same time, would you believe, an ad for Travelodge asking me to book now! Seems like my luck's in... Er, hang on a sec, three miles away? Must live in a field or maybe a cowshed, which'll be full of the stuff that Chongz keeps flingin'. Best stay clear of her, I reckon, Travelodge'd be none too pleased!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 12:54 PM

How can you tell who's the bride at a Ukrainian wedding?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 01:33 PM

"Seems like my luck's in..."
Bychance, a typo in luck?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 01:40 PM

The reason all them Ukrainian women want to talk with you, Bobertz, is simple. They ain't met you yet! They don't know the score.

If they did, they would not want to talk to you.

I figger the best way to cure the problem is if I write an open letter to all the media in the Ukraine and let 'em know the real scoop on you. After that you will not be bothered no more by Ukrainian women.

Same goes for you, Pete Jennings.

In fact, women all over the world should be cautioned about both of you 2 bozos, far as I'm concerned.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 04:27 PM

Go grind yer organ, Chongz...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 05:04 PM

Would it change your mind Bobert if they were expert Ukrainian fire tassel twirlers?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 05:35 PM

Well, ahhhh, probably not, Ed... Ya' see, I don't have much interest in fire twirlin' so that conversation would be real short...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 05:46 PM

Have you been contacted yet by any women from Liechtenstein, Bobert?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 05:58 PM

I understand. Well, it leaves that topic out>

Here are a couple of sites with ideas to "break the ice', regardless of who pays:

proverbs of the ukraine


May I suggest

"Моє судно на повітряній подушці наповнене вуграми"

(Moje sudno na povitrianij podušci napovnene vuhrami)

Which is in English: "My hovercraft is full of eels"

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 09:22 PM

maybe ya got it wrong Bobster, could be uranium womenz

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 09:24 PM

. . . with glowing body parts.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 09:37 PM

The Ukrainian women are gone... But there is this one Chinese woman who is real cute... Ya'll think it's okay to let her sign up to talk with me??? Looks like she needs some fatherly advice...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 10:17 PM

This is so screwed up... I say that I kinda think the Chinese chick is cute and next thing guess who come swooping down??? Yup, the danged Ukrainian womenz... I think they just need a mud pit and we could all watch them fight it out for me...

I'll go make some popcorn and set up the folding chairs...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 11:58 PM

(sigh) Chongo is going to have a field day with that. He already thinks you're a pervert.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Rob Naylor
Date: 18 Jan 13 - 05:40 AM

Well I've got the Ukrainian women and the Chinese ladies, but I've also got Polish girls (or maybe that's polish girls...I'm in need of a good buffing-up!), over-50s mature women, beautiful Asian women, senior dating and "gay and looking?"

So the ad-bots must think I've got eclectic tastes.

No ads for picture framing yet though!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 13 - 08:50 AM

I think these womenz would have more success if they joined forces and quit competing with one another...

No matter... I ain't interested in talkin' with none of them... They all look too young to have much to say that I might find interesting...

Mud wrestling??? Different story...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Seayaker
Date: 18 Jan 13 - 10:13 AM

Hey Pete Jennings, you must live near me. That Rebecca tried to contact me 5 hours before she contacted you.

Best avoid. She looks like a two-timer.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 13 - 10:39 AM

Rebecca a two-timer??? Ha... I got pictures of her in the back of the football team's bus... More like a fifty-two timer...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 18 Jan 13 - 11:00 AM

Definitely an eight-pinter! Even fer Chongz, and them apes ain't exactly picky...

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: olddude
Date: 18 Jan 13 - 11:00 AM

Well Bobster there is nothing more important then spreading international good will ... I say, have em both ...

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Jan 13 - 04:15 PM

On the top of my page today, they were promoting Glow Parties. May have a toke, if joint is passed around, as it is kinda cold today.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 19 Jan 13 - 07:06 AM

Hey, Bobster, I had a helluva time last night. I gave them your bank account number. Many thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jan 13 - 09:21 AM

Glad to hear it, brucie, 'cause there ain't no money in the account so looks like you got a free ride...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 13 - 11:48 AM

Of course there's no money in the account! That was Bruce's whole point.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 19 Jan 13 - 11:53 AM

LH: LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 19 Jan 13 - 12:21 PM

I too got Chinese girls today, one called Yan He. And while I was posting on the Wrong Restroom thread the other day, I got ads for toilet cubicles, 'single or double'. A friendly idea. I'm also asked if I want consignments of Viagra. And loads of Accident Claims stuff and easy loans. They must think I'm a sex-starved yet impotent chap suffering from chronic diarrhoea who's had a bad accident and is deep in debt.
Maybe Yan He could help?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 19 Jan 13 - 08:50 PM

"They must think I'm a sex-starved yet impotent chap suffering from chronic diarrhoea who's had a bad accident and is deep in debt."

You have just described my LIFE!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 19 Jan 13 - 08:59 PM

LOLOLOL